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(TMZ)   Mena Suvari's soon-to-be ex-husband demands $17,000 per month in spousal support. Ain't equality grand?   (tmz.com ) divider line
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7365 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 14 May 2012 at 11:16 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-14 08:27:39 AM  
Mena Suvari is on the market? Why didn't anyone TELL me this?!?
 
2012-05-14 08:51:44 AM  
Maybe Mena Suvari would have better luck in relationships if she blew up her flat tits.

I have bigger boobs than she does.
 
2012-05-14 08:59:45 AM  

cman: Maybe Mena Suvari would have better luck in relationships if she blew up her flat tits.

I have bigger boobs than she does.



Aaaand this is why perfectly lovely women end up with those stupid farking bolt-ons.
 
2012-05-14 09:22:42 AM  
She earns $750K a year? Whaaaa? How? Haven't heard of her doing anything recently...
 
2012-05-14 09:34:39 AM  
Because f*ck pride, I guess.
 
2012-05-14 09:53:36 AM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Because f*ck pride, I guess.


He's seeking $200k/year. Pride isn't worth that much.

And what does pride have to do with it, really? How was she making $750k per year, and he was running up his credit card bills? Was she not helping pay them, or what?
In any case, they have no children and were only together about 18 months. He's unlikely to get very much in the way of rehabilitation. Maybe get those credit card bills covered, but that's it.
 
2012-05-14 10:01:45 AM  

Theaetetus: Adjective Bird Whiskey: Because f*ck pride, I guess.

He's seeking $200k/year. Pride isn't worth that much.

And what does pride have to do with it, really? How was she making $750k per year, and he was running up his credit card bills? Was she not helping pay them, or what?
In any case, they have no children and were only together about 18 months. He's unlikely to get very much in the way of rehabilitation. Maybe get those credit card bills covered, but that's it.


That and he's just outed himself as a money grubbing manwhore. He looks better suited to be a rent boy for the old men.
 
2012-05-14 11:04:44 AM  
Hm. No idea who that is. But for 200k/year, I'd divorce her.
 
2012-05-14 11:20:51 AM  

cman: Maybe Mena Suvari would have better luck in relationships if she blew up her flat tits.

I have bigger boobs than she does.


Perhaps, but I doubt you have a nicer ass.

nicaragua.blogimagine.com
 
2012-05-14 11:32:51 AM  
after working with her, all I can say he deserves every penny, if not more...
 
2012-05-14 11:34:21 AM  

cman: Maybe Mena Suvari would have better luck in relationships if she blew up her flat tits.

I have bigger boobs than she does.


Then you'd complain about her fake tits.
 
2012-05-14 11:40:18 AM  
Meh, looks fade.
 
2012-05-14 11:42:36 AM  
$200k a year? Come on subby, Wisconsin teachers make that in 9 months, working four hours a day.
 
2012-05-14 11:46:47 AM  
God bless it. She makes $750k a year and she has done what? She's not even considered a successful actress.

Finding out shiat like these make me want to /wrist

If I ever have kids I will make sure they are attention whores (if girl) and total douchebags (if boy). They will already be good looking since Caucasian/Asian kids always come out great.

Or if they are ugly I'll make sure they're good at sports, golf at the very least. fark getting an education.
 
2012-05-14 11:49:36 AM  
Seventeen grand a month? Hell, I'd move back to flyover land and live like a king.
 
2012-05-14 11:50:56 AM  

phrenicmonkey: cman: Maybe Mena Suvari would have better luck in relationships if she blew up her flat tits.

I have bigger boobs than she does.

Then you'd complain about her fake tits.


Nah.

She has a very pretty face. I betchya her pus is tight
 
2012-05-14 11:53:08 AM  

Sybarite: cman: Maybe Mena Suvari would have better luck in relationships if she blew up her flat tits.

I have bigger boobs than she does.


Aaaand this is why perfectly lovely women end up with those stupid farking bolt-ons.


because of random fat uggo dudes on the internet?
 
2012-05-14 11:55:15 AM  
American Beauty still paying those kind of royalties?
 
2012-05-14 11:56:17 AM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-14 12:01:35 PM  
I think it's funny that 'i'm so use to eating out all the time, and i neeeeeed 3k a month just to eat' is an actual argument.
 
2012-05-14 12:04:09 PM  

stuhayes2010: American Beauty still paying those kind of royalties?


And American Pie, Addams Family series... she had a good lawyer to still be soaking up that kind of royalties checks after this long. Good for her and her childish good looks.

Flappyhead: Perhaps, but I doubt you have a nicer ass.


That is a bad bottom. It needs spanking.
 
2012-05-14 12:05:08 PM  

deffuse: She earns $750K a year? Whaaaa? How? Haven't heard of her doing anything recently...


She was on American Horror Story last year as the ghost of the Black Dahlia. Not sure what else she's been in lately.
 
2012-05-14 12:06:01 PM  

stuhayes2010: American Beauty still paying those kind of royalties?


and the american pie movies

looking at her list of movie and tv gigs on the wiki, i could see where she'd make a bit of money. mind you she's not pulling in $50mil per movie, but i'm sure she's doing alright as long as she isn't blowing it all
 
2012-05-14 12:18:15 PM  
I like the part near the end how it says:

"Sestito claims he got used to eating out "almost everyday at high end restaurants" and lists his estimated monthly eating out expense as a whopping $3,000/month. A Happy Meal every once in a while wouldn't hurt!"

Good luck with that buddy, I think I spent close to that on food for the entire last year. I dont eat out much
 
2012-05-14 12:21:09 PM  
Actually subby, "equality" means we should deride without prejudice any selfish attempt to take advantage of a soon to be ex spouse.

Sestito claims he got used to eating out "almost everyday at high end restaurants" and lists his estimated monthly eating out expense as a whopping $3,000/month.

So yeah, fark this asshole. How he was ever in a position to bang Mina Suvari is beyond me.
 
2012-05-14 12:26:36 PM  

cman: Maybe Mena Suvari would have better luck in relationships if she blew up her flat tits.

I have bigger boobs than she does.


Yea, but DAT ASS.
 
2012-05-14 12:33:55 PM  

cman: Maybe Mena Suvari would have better luck in relationships if she blew up her flat tits.

I have bigger boobs than she does.


Congrats on your manboobs. I'm sure Mena Suvari is quite envious of your physique.
 
2012-05-14 12:33:55 PM  
Came for Dat Ass picture of Mena Suvari, leaving to get some paper towels.

I could put up with a 5 head and lack of boobies for a girl with an ass like that.
 
2012-05-14 12:34:14 PM  
Women married to successful men do this all the time.

I say go get yours dude.
 
2012-05-14 12:34:57 PM  

LeroyBourne: I think it's funny that 'i'm so use to eating out all the time, and i neeeeeed 3k a month just to eat' is an actual argument.


Been a part of the marriage trap forever. Whatever the lesser-making spouse has become 'accustomed to' must be maintained. Chris Rock has a great bit about the ramifications of this legal bullshiat.
 
2012-05-14 12:36:12 PM  
What was she eating?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAmeW8bq08k
 
2012-05-14 12:37:10 PM  

rickycal78: Came for Dat Ass picture of Mena Suvari, leaving to get some paper towels.

I could put up with a 5 head and lack of boobies for a girl with an ass like that.


That was....poetic. Right there with ya man!
 
2012-05-14 12:39:00 PM  
It says he has lots of business debt. So I'd guess he went into massive debt to create this image of a wealthy businessman and see who he could snag. She was the one he caught, then after time passes she sees the only cash flow is the one she's generating. Next thing you know, divorce time.

Being the scammer he is, I bet he's really only hoping for a 'go away' settlement. How much will she pay him to not have to read about herself on this tabloid sites?
 
2012-05-14 12:39:46 PM  

rickycal78: Came for Dat Ass picture of Mena Suvari, leaving to get some paper towels.

I could put up with a 5 head and lack of boobies for a girl with an ass like that.


Wow. I...well...ummm...

This.
 
2012-05-14 01:05:41 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Because f*ck pride, I guess.


So for a man its pride but for a woman its getting what they deserve? This is the disconnect I have, if you're a man married to someone raking it in then why aren't you entitled to half her shiat just like she would be if tables were reversed?
 
2012-05-14 01:10:36 PM  
She got a handy shapely crapper.
 
2012-05-14 01:11:56 PM  
I don't think this guy deserves that money, but if he doesn't, then women don't either.
 
2012-05-14 01:16:46 PM  

browntimmy: I don't think this guy deserves that money, but if he doesn't, then women don't either.


Yep.

Either give the men ridiculously stupid support, or make sure women don't make out like bandits.
 
2012-05-14 01:16:53 PM  

bulok: They will already be good looking since Caucasian/Asian kids always come out great.


Unfortunately for me, I'm going to have to disagree with this one. I happen to own a mirror so I have first hand sightings of a violation of this rule.
 
2012-05-14 01:25:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: browntimmy: I don't think this guy deserves that money, but if he doesn't, then women don't either.

Yep.

Either give the men ridiculously stupid support, or make sure women don't make out like bandits.


But women are unable to support themselves being delecate flowers and all that jazz. Men are boostrappy and have to be providers.
 
2012-05-14 01:28:32 PM  
He sounds like a douche....but Im pretty sure those warning signs were there before she married. him. So it will cost her a 200k yrly. lesson.
 
2012-05-14 01:33:07 PM  
Why is she so famous for doing one lousy episode of Psych?
 
2012-05-14 01:39:31 PM  

deffuse: She earns $750K a year? Whaaaa? How? Haven't heard of her doing anything recently...


THIS. Even with residuals from her past movies, I'm preplexed by how much she is still making. Oh, and this too:

kindms: Women married to successful men do this all the time.

I say go get yours dude.


You women want equality, well, enjoy it.
 
2012-05-14 01:40:15 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Why is she so famous for doing one lousy episode of Psych?


notsureifserious.jpg

She's more famous for being the other girl to get her titties out in American Beauty, and for the American Pie movies, and for Dat Ass.
 
2012-05-14 01:52:37 PM  
She's also got a beautiful pair of eyes. I'm she could paralyze a guy just by staring gently at him.
 
2012-05-14 01:59:41 PM  

cman:
I have bigger boobs than she does.



This doesn't surprise me at all.
 
2012-05-14 02:03:32 PM  

Flappyhead: cman: Maybe Mena Suvari would have better luck in relationships if she blew up her flat tits.

I have bigger boobs than she does.

Perhaps, but I doubt you have a nicer ass.

[nicaragua.blogimagine.com image 388x423]


Oh god, please don't throw down that gauntlet.
 
2012-05-14 02:05:55 PM  
He should get that much for having to look at that face for years...
 
2012-05-14 02:13:00 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Flappyhead: cman: Maybe Mena Suvari would have better luck in relationships if she blew up her flat tits.

I have bigger boobs than she does.

Perhaps, but I doubt you have a nicer ass.

[nicaragua.blogimagine.com image 388x423]

Oh god, please don't throw down that gauntlet.


C'mon, think of the fun RugbyJock could have with it.
 
2012-05-14 02:15:20 PM  
Goddamn, I'm torn.

One Side: Man up and grow a pair.
Other side: Bet the women just love it when the tables are reversed on their bullshiat.
 
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