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(   NJ bank robbed by Death in sweatpants   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Newfield Bank robber, vineland, sweatpants, hoodie, fashion statement, Newfield, New Jersey  
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6107 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 May 2012 at 11:28 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-14 11:04:55 AM  
Death in Sweatpants is the name of my Tenacious D cover band
2012-05-14 11:31:31 AM  
This looks like a job for...

...Captain Sweatpants!
2012-05-14 11:32:17 AM

You know, Death. You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweat pants? You're telling the world: "I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable."
2012-05-14 11:32:49 AM  
2012-05-14 11:32:51 AM

In looking for this GIS, I learned that there are Grim Reaper tribute bands. Talk about niche marketing.
2012-05-14 11:36:16 AM  
Norm McDonald seen fleeing the location.
2012-05-14 11:36:37 AM
2012-05-14 11:39:17 AM  

You kids today and your HTML...
2012-05-14 11:42:16 AM  
Robbed by Alex Mercer
2012-05-14 11:44:03 AM  
Man in hoodie robs bank. That means SeanJon is evil and George Zimmerman is automatically President.
2012-05-14 11:45:29 AM

I would have done it while ensconced in velvet, but that's just me...
2012-05-14 11:46:36 AM  
Great name for a band
2012-05-14 11:51:59 AM  
It's guys like this that give hoodies a bad name.
2012-05-14 11:52:31 AM  
$1000 reward? Wow that is lame. You really gotta hate someone to turn them in for 1K.
2012-05-14 11:54:44 AM  
Robbed to death.

2012-05-14 12:02:43 PM  
I hate when Death shows up in sweatpants. No respect for the job.
2012-05-14 12:04:35 PM
2012-05-14 12:06:58 PM

/hot, like Susan
2012-05-14 12:07:09 PM  
I always thought "Partially Denuded Bone" would make for a great band name...
2012-05-14 12:13:36 PM  
Death in sweatpants?

Well, she does love to dress casually. I could get behind that.

/and in front if it
//and on top of it
///and so on and so forth...
2012-05-14 12:24:39 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Death in sweatpants?

Well, she does love to dress casually. I could get behind that.

/and in front if it
//and on top of it
///and so on and so forth...

She really is the best depiction of Death ever to be written/drawn.
2012-05-14 12:30:49 PM  
Did death mutter 'Oh Bugger!' after dropping his scythe and make his getaway on a white horse named Binky?
2012-05-14 12:34:35 PM  
all you Americans! You're so farking pompus!
2012-05-14 12:36:35 PM  
- "You're Hells Angels, then? What chapter are you from?"
2012-05-14 12:36:38 PM

I feel that I was sold a bill of goods here.
2012-05-14 01:16:27 PM  
My guess is that it is Norm Macdonald:

Don't rob the bank...I guess you're right. I mean, you're a bank guard and I'm only...DEATH!
2012-05-14 01:34:23 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Death in sweatpants?

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Well, she does love to dress casually. I could get behind that.

/and in front if it
//and on top of it
///and so on and so forth...

Now I imagine her behind the counter when the robber comes in:

"You get what anybody gets. You may withdraw funds from your own account, but we reserve the right to refuse withdrawals or transfers if there are insufficient collected funds in the account, or a levy, garnishment or attachment has been served or the account secures an obligation to us or you are in default on any loan with the us or the withdrawal or transfer exceeds the maximum number of withdrawals or transfers permitted by Regulation D for that type of account.

"And it looks like my little sister just changed your gun into a squeaky bath toy. That's just her way ... Do you have an account with us? No?

2012-05-14 01:39:12 PM  
Meanwhile, the rest of us are getting robbed by guys in suits

You put on your red sweatpants for me tonight honey
We're going on the town now, looking for easy money
2012-05-14 01:46:56 PM  
2012-05-14 01:50:38 PM  
Hmm...I was under the impression that Death in Sweatpants was the nickname of Subby's mom.
2012-05-14 02:01:28 PM  
2012-05-14 02:17:28 PM  
2012-05-14 02:44:15 PM  
booger42 all you Americans! You're so farking pompus!

always talking....
2012-05-14 03:29:39 PM
2012-05-14 05:33:49 PM  
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