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(ABC)   Newsweek declares Obama the first gay President, which makes sense considering that Bill Clinton was the first black President   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 166
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2012-05-13 03:35:36 PM
What's with giving him a gaylo?
 
2012-05-13 03:39:18 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-05-13 03:40:12 PM
Gay, Muslim AND Socialist? Help me, Jeebus!
 
2012-05-13 03:43:51 PM
He's FaBarack Obamulous!
 
2012-05-13 03:53:20 PM
i51.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-13 04:00:59 PM
Liberal media.
 
2012-05-13 04:06:49 PM
Imagine the red-state mouthbreathers (the ones that can read) walking through a 7-11 or Wal-Mart and seeing this cover.

"I knew it! I knew that nubian was queer!"
 
2012-05-13 04:08:22 PM

WTF Indeed: [j.wigflip.com image 304x381]


I think this is the first time James Buchanan has ever been used as a meme.
 
2012-05-13 04:10:19 PM

cptjeff: WTF Indeed: [j.wigflip.com image 304x381]

I think this is the first time James Buchanan has ever been used as a meme.


James Buchanan is NOT a meme
 
2012-05-13 04:18:41 PM

cretinbob: cptjeff: WTF Indeed: [j.wigflip.com image 304x381]

I think this is the first time James Buchanan has ever been used as a meme.

James Buchanan is NOT a meme


I see a LOLBuchanan. Is your computer displaying a different image?
 
2012-05-13 04:20:06 PM
Any press is good press, right Barry?
 
2012-05-13 04:20:28 PM
FTFA: And President Obama has much in common with the gay community. "He had to discover his black identity and then reconcile it with his white family, just as gays discover their homosexual identity and then have to reconcile it with their heterosexual family," Sullivan writes.

i.imgur.com

"Barack Obama is believed to be dead. And he must let the world think that he is dead. Until he can find a way to control the raging queer that dwells within him."
 
2012-05-13 04:20:53 PM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-05-13 04:22:55 PM

cptjeff: I see a LOLBuchanan. Is your computer displaying a different image?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-13 04:28:51 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-13 04:52:28 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-13 06:02:23 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Imagine the red-state mouthbreathers (the ones that can read) walking through a 7-11 or Wal-Mart and seeing this cover.

"I knew it! I knew that nubian was queer!"


I was going to go with "why is Newsweek feeding the trolls?" but you beat me to the sentiment....
 
2012-05-13 06:12:26 PM

NutWrench: Gay, Muslim AND Socialist? Help me, Jeebus!


Don't forget he's a radical Christian who hates America vis-à-vis Jeremiah Wright. Oh, and Hitler.
 
2012-05-13 06:13:40 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Imagine the red-state mouthbreathers (the ones that can read) walking through a 7-11 or Wal-Mart and seeing this cover.

"I knew it! I knew that nubian was queer!"


What's frightening is that this is how you probably see the world around you. Yikes.
 
2012-05-13 06:22:48 PM

HawgWild: NutWrench: Gay, Muslim AND Socialist? Help me, Jeebus!

Don't forget he's a radical Christian who hates America vis-à-vis Jeremiah Wright. Oh, and Hitler.


One thing that Obama will never be accused of is being "a radical Christian". The black commie theology that Wright, and presumably Obama, practice has little to do with actual Christianity. Besides, Obama was a member of that church for purely political reasons. So who cares?
 
2012-05-13 06:42:41 PM

MeinRS6: The black commie theology that Wright, and presumably Obama, practice has little to do with actual Christianity.


Hence, why it's radical ...
 
2012-05-13 06:48:17 PM
Well, that's stretching things. Obama may be considered a radical, but again, I don't think he'll eve be accused of being a "radical Christian". It's more likely that he would be accused of not being a Christian at all - and I'm not sure how radical that makes anyone, as it's actually rather common.
 
2012-05-13 06:50:49 PM

MeinRS6: Well, that's stretching things. Obama may be considered a radical, but again, I don't think he'll eve be accused of being a "radical Christian". It's more likely that he would be accused of not being a Christian at all - and I'm not sure how radical that makes anyone, as it's actually rather common.


Oh, no. I'm just saying he gets called things that contradict themselves. He's a Muslim, but he went to a
"Christian" church.

That type of stuff ...
 
2012-05-13 07:01:02 PM

A Terrible Human: [i.imgur.com image 376x495]


That's a rare Dag. Mosta them folks didn smile for the camera. Dude abides.
 
2012-05-13 07:01:21 PM
Michelle's face might be a little mannish, but that doesn't make Barry gay. . ..

Seriously, though, his recent revelation that he is now pro-gay marriage stops a bit short; in the end, he still asserted a state's right to deny the gay's right to marry. He hasn't quite reached the point of seeing this as an inalienable right.
 
2012-05-13 07:02:54 PM
What Kenyan fruit looks like

www.internationalsupermarketnews.com
 
2012-05-13 07:03:12 PM
This is what conservatives actually believe.
 
2012-05-13 07:03:27 PM

Aarontology: What's with giving him a gaylo?


I don't know but it kinda cracks me up.
 
2012-05-13 07:04:35 PM
Freepers are already speculating that Obama coming out for gay marriage was a tacit admittance that he really is teh sekrit ghey.

Newsweek's attempt at nuance here will backfire with that crowd like that New Yorker cover with the terrorist fist bump thingy.

MeinRS6: Well, that's stretching things. Obama may be considered a radical, but again, I don't think he'll eve be accused of being a "radical Christian". It's more likely that he would be accused of not being a Christian at all - and I'm not sure how radical that makes anyone, as it's actually rather common.


Obama is far more of a Christian than anybody in the entire GOP at the moment so I'm getting a real kick out of your psychotic ramblings.

Everybody point and laugh at Mein.
 
2012-05-13 07:05:03 PM
i457.photobucket.com

i.qkme.me
 
2012-05-13 07:05:25 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Imagine the red-state mouthbreathers (the ones that can read) walking through a 7-11 or Wal-Mart and seeing this cover.

"I knew it! I knew that nubian was queer!"


You expect them to know "nubian" or was that just a placeholder for a less acceptable word?
 
2012-05-13 07:06:12 PM

MeinRS6: Obama may be considered a radical


Sure. Just not by anyone from the reality-based community.
 
2012-05-13 07:08:02 PM
I'm starting to think Time and Newsweek have adopted the old comics practice of coming up with a striking cover then writing a story to go with it.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-13 07:08:33 PM
Gay is to bisexual as Black is to Obama.
 
2012-05-13 07:11:08 PM

quatchi: Obama is far more of a Christian than anybody in the entire GOP at the moment so I'm getting a real kick out of your psychotic ramblings.


Whatever you say there, sparky.

Don't go too crazy or you will upset the lefty extreme Christian haters. Don't make them feel conflicted about wanting to blow their savior Baraki.
 
2012-05-13 07:12:49 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I'm starting to think Time and Newsweek have adopted the old comics practice of coming up with a striking cover then writing a story to go with it.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 640x945]


I guess the old saying's untrue, as she went black, then went back.
 
2012-05-13 07:14:57 PM
Them man eats Grey Poop-on.

towleroad.typepad.com

This man is so ghey he poop sequins. Hannity not that one guy that runs the executive branch.
 
2012-05-13 07:15:18 PM

MeinRS6: Don't go too crazy or you will upset the lefty extreme Christian haters. Don't make them feel conflicted about wanting to blow their savior Baraki.


Just so I understand who you're talking about, could you provide with a few examples of people who represent "lefty extreme Christian haters"? And, of course, the follow-up question is going to be about specific statements from anyone who has ever said President Obama is their savior. Thanks.
 
2012-05-13 07:18:34 PM

scumshine: A Terrible Human: [i.imgur.com image 376x495]

That's a rare Dag. Mosta them folks didn smile for the camera. Dude abides.


MeinRS6: Don't go too crazy or you will upset the lefty extreme Christian haters. Don't make them feel conflicted about wanting to blow their savior Baraki.


wotthefark: Them man eats Grey Poop-on.

[towleroad.typepad.com image 445x334]

This man is so ghey he poop sequins. Hannity not that one guy that runs the executive branch.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-13 07:18:38 PM
but Obama isn't gay. wtf? i'm straight, have numerous gay friends, but it really irks me when somebody labels me as gay. i hate the black or white sports team ignorance in the US. 'you hang out with groups of people with some or most (depending on the evening) of them being LGBT, so you ALL must be!' no buddy, non-dipshiat people usually make friends with a variety of tastes and attitudes instead of keeping in a skeered little monocolor bubble that labels everything else as 'other.'

/knows what newsweek is going for
//but fails to do spectacularly
 
2012-05-13 07:20:08 PM
This is tough issue for Republicans. What they want to say is that gays should haven't the same rights a "normal" folks, but the only argument they're allowed to make is the religious/social one (dog whistles aside). It's a fine line to walk -- and requires a delicate approach -- so it's safe to say Republicans will completely fail at trying to do so.
 
2012-05-13 07:21:44 PM
It was stupid when Clinton got labeled the first black president and this is equally stupid, especially with James Buchanan frowning on Newsweek's shenanigans.
 
2012-05-13 07:23:09 PM

Notabunny: MeinRS6: Don't go too crazy or you will upset the lefty extreme Christian haters. Don't make them feel conflicted about wanting to blow their savior Baraki.

Just so I understand who you're talking about, could you provide with a few examples of people who represent "lefty extreme Christian haters"? And, of course, the follow-up question is going to be about specific statements from anyone who has ever said President Obama is their savior. Thanks.


I hope you realize you're asking one of the top 10 shiat-n-run trolls of Fark to back up his psychotic bullshiat. Best of luck.
 
2012-05-13 07:23:35 PM
Not the first gay president, just a leader doing the right thing.
 
2012-05-13 07:25:18 PM

skygod: Notabunny: MeinRS6: Don't go too crazy or you will upset the lefty extreme Christian haters. Don't make them feel conflicted about wanting to blow their savior Baraki.

Just so I understand who you're talking about, could you provide with a few examples of people who represent "lefty extreme Christian haters"? And, of course, the follow-up question is going to be about specific statements from anyone who has ever said President Obama is their savior. Thanks.

I hope you realize you're asking one of the top 10 shiat-n-run trolls of Fark to back up his psychotic bullshiat. Best of luck.


Oh. I guess it's time I take a break and drink a little water.
 
2012-05-13 07:25:32 PM

wotthefark: This man is so ghey he poop sequins. Hannity not that one guy that runs the executive branch.


I can't imagine the gays wanting him.
 
2012-05-13 07:25:37 PM

bigpeeler: AdolfOliverPanties: Imagine the red-state mouthbreathers (the ones that can read) walking through a 7-11 or Wal-Mart and seeing this cover.

"I knew it! I knew that nubian was queer!"

What's frightening is that this is how you probably see the world around you. Yikes.


I bet if you go read the comments sections at WND, American Thinker, Free Republic, Fox Nation or any of the hundreds of other rightwing derp sites, you will then come back and tell me how I undersold my point.
 
2012-05-13 07:27:30 PM

WTF Indeed: [j.wigflip.com image 304x381]


Exactly. Newsweek FAIL.
 
2012-05-13 07:27:44 PM
I broke this story a long time ago. Still waiting for my pulitzer.
 
2012-05-13 07:29:28 PM

Notabunny: MeinRS6: Don't go too crazy or you will upset the lefty extreme Christian haters. Don't make them feel conflicted about wanting to blow their savior Baraki.

Just so I understand who you're talking about, could you provide with a few examples of people who represent "lefty extreme Christian haters"? And, of course, the follow-up question is going to be about specific statements from anyone who has ever said President Obama is their savior. Thanks.


Just so I understand you correctly - are you asking for a cite for a joke about lefty farktards?

And if you've never encountered a lefty christian hater, then you must be new to the internet.
 
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