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(NYPost)   Paris Hilton hot sex tape may end up, of all places, on the Internet   (nypost.com) divider line 285
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2003-11-05 06:49:24 PM
I'm not one to call Drew 'fat', but her arms have been bigger than mine before. And I'm 5'11" 195lbs.

Sorry, no HTML knowledge!

http://www.actressarchives.com/display.php?g=drew&img=db321.jpg

http://www.actressarchives.com/display.php?g=drew&img=db412.jpg

http://www.actressarchives.com/display.php?g=drew&img=db444.jpg

http://www.actressarchives.com/display.php?g=drew&img=db777.jpg

http://www.actressarchives.com/display.php?g=drew&img=db998.jpg
 
2003-11-05 06:51:36 PM
Bomb ass pussy
Ma ooh you got that bomb, know you got it
Ma ooh, you got some bomb ass pussy
Ma I know you got that bomb bomb pussy

[Chorus: Snoop] + (Girl)
(Whachu doin?) Nothing chillin at the Hilton In
(Who you wit?) Me and my peeps won't you bring four of your friends
(What we gon' do?) Feel on each other and sip on some Hen
One thing leading to another let the party begin

[Chorus: Chingy] + (Girl)
(Whachu doin?) Nothing chillin at the Hilton In
(Who you wit?) Me and my peeps won't you bring four of your friends
(What we gon' do?) Feel on each other and sip on some Hen
One thing leading to another let the party begin
 
2003-11-05 06:51:52 PM
The video that says it's 816k on most p2p's is actually the Wack Pack from Howard Stern doing the Wassup thing. Funny, but not Paris getting banged.
 
2003-11-05 06:52:33 PM


Why would I want to see these two undressed? They're also Tori Spelling ugly.
 
2003-11-05 06:56:50 PM
Well here I go into admitting my deep-seated perversion....

I can't speak for John_Galt, but I would bet money that it's exactly what he's talking about.

And those two have struck again. They made a 5 minute (or so) vid where they pretend to make a porno. They get topless and roll around on a bed a lot, plus a little grab-ass. Then they collapse into laughter and give up. I don't have a filename handy, but it's something like "drunk college girls make a porno"

The chick who complains about the missing condom after a brief bit of blowjob is, in fact, in front of a confederate flag.

There are a ton of similar home made vids out there, and I probably have most of them in one form or another.

For example:

There's the girl who masturbates for a bunch of guys in a dorm room. I want to say she's at BU, but don't recall specifically. She's not all that hot, but what the heck.

Then there's the blonde girl who strips for some guy on a web cam, all the while saying how she can't believe the guy is seeing her naked.

Then there's the whole Skinny Puppy panopoly, which features couples aged from late teens to 30s.

I could go on and on..... but don't want to
 
2003-11-05 06:57:23 PM
Libby Hoeler is incredably hott i heard her real name is Elizabeth Heller though.

and although the hilton girls are cute they arn't in the same leage holder is just hot and is famous without wanting/trying Paris has to work at it all day to get any attention.
 
2003-11-05 06:58:01 PM
2003-11-05 05:29:35 PM stebain
...[in a neanderthalian way]...

My name is copyrighted. That'll be $500k please.
 
2003-11-05 06:59:07 PM
Thats the one, izzman. You likey?
 
2003-11-05 07:07:45 PM
Christ, her mudflaps look like an angry bulldog mouth.

If she wasn't rich, no one would be saying 'wow, she's hot!' Because she isn't, and you know it. Your ability to hit it would be more profound if it didn't also apply to a sandwich bag full of Crisco, an inviting tree bole or a gentle breeze. All the porn on the internet and you guys think this gutter hag is hot? Jesus, I'm fat, bald, and poor and I've had better.

I mean, I'd still hit it and all, but I'd grimace a lot. I have my standards.
 
2003-11-05 07:26:37 PM
its always funny to hear people going on about stuff they'll never touch. its like bums arguing about what caviar is the tastiest, while macking down moldy bread crusts.
ahhh, fark, you rule.
 
2003-11-05 07:28:53 PM
She's spent the week in Australia at the Melbourne Cup.
Bascially showing that she and her sister aren't very smart, and pashing reject Australian Idol singers.

Famous for a week because they're rich, then we can forget about them for the rest of our lives.
 
2003-11-05 07:29:32 PM
"its always funny to hear people going on about stuff they'll never touch. its like bums arguing about what caviar is the tastiest, while macking down moldy bread crusts."

Amen, brother krucz36! Preach on!
 
2003-11-05 07:34:29 PM
"its always funny to hear people going on about stuff they'll never touch. its like bums arguing about what caviar is the tastiest, while macking down moldy bread crusts."

I love hearing people bashing on the people, who ill agree 90% are lying to themselves when they say they wouldnt hit it, but of them, some do have standards, and probably have gotten better. Just because you havent you biatch about how everyone on fark is a loser. Whos the real loser?
 
2003-11-05 07:39:13 PM
jeez whats with all the hoopla over these mediocre biatches? the hiltons aren't hot, and neither is that libby girl. they're all at a level of hotness thats easy to get in the sack with on any college campus. just talk about her a bit and they'll be on yer tip in no time.

don't get me wrong, i'd bang them all, but their just not worth killing a kitten for- girls in most any porno are much hotter for the most part.
though I do love that this rich slut is getting her comuppance.

i remember in high school some girl as hot as any of these biatches made a porno for her boyfriend, who broke up with her and sent it to half the school... good times...
::sighs wistfully::
 
2003-11-05 07:41:11 PM
these skanks are in australia at the moment and apparently one of 'em is getting shanked by a former Australian Idol contestant(read: loser).

the high point in both their careers i'm sure.

speaking of careers and such ... what the hell do these hoes do that is so damn special that i gotta see their butt ugly faces in the papers/tv ad nausiem? as far as i can tell, they get high, they party, they root strangers and they flash people.

if this was all it took to be famous, then why ain't i got no paparazzi hounding me?

oh wait, my surname isn't hilton.
 
2003-11-05 07:47:57 PM
Paris Hilton and I share the exact same birth date. I hope it means she has to have sex with me.
 
2003-11-05 07:50:03 PM
I hate to mention the obvious here (and maybe someone already did, didn't have time to read all the posts) but does anyone here actually believe she didn't mean for that video to be released? Ooh, the "Stolen" video. It's a whole new genre of celebrity porn. They don't want to ruin their reputation but they like to film themselves and want everybody else to see it so it gets "stolen". OK, two people had this video. When a third gets it, isn't it "theft" if they didn't want it shown?

And I'd hit it with a mallet...mine.
 
2003-11-05 07:57:10 PM
chitownmike

Is that Owen Wilson on the right?
 
2003-11-05 07:59:19 PM
Malarauko wins.
 
2003-11-05 08:07:41 PM
 
2003-11-05 08:15:09 PM
Albert, votephatt: Drew is hydrogen fusion hot, and you are gay. That is all.
 
2003-11-05 08:21:06 PM
Balderdash, if you could follow up on that later with the name of that college two-some video, that would be pretty great of you.
 
2003-11-05 08:22:02 PM
I'd like to do you know what to that, yeah, I mean she is little and all, but I love petite women, and blond to boot and shaved oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah......yep
 
2003-11-05 08:28:56 PM


EAT ONE!
 
2003-11-05 08:39:59 PM
Interesting, for sure.

Oh, by the way. The domain:

"murkinslurpinflapbapglobinslovinblippydippydouchmeat.com"

is available! Yay!

Gotta go for now, but that fark was good for sure, man. I felt like I was going to the thing just like I did many times without stuff and was glad. Thank you.
 
2003-11-05 08:52:18 PM
Paris who?
 
2003-11-05 09:05:40 PM
There are no holes available tonight at this Paris Hilton!
 
2003-11-05 09:17:42 PM
krucz36

its always funny to hear people going on about stuff they'll never touch. its like bums arguing about what caviar is the tastiest, while macking down moldy bread crusts.


The implication of that women, like food, only serve one specific function (that being sex). I think a much better comparison might be great music or sculpture -- there is inherent value in just looking at it and considering its beauty. In which case, these farkers ARE experts. They've spent years looking over this stuff and are quite the experts on what is an attractive human shape in Internet photography.
"I'd hit it" is another more humorous way of saying "this girl has a pleasing figure." If they were really talking about what they would have sex with -- again that sort of utilitarian purpose you were implying -- then I totally agree. But most of the time, that isn't what the point is.
 
2003-11-05 09:29:42 PM
Oh god, please yes! Paris Hilton is the most beautiful girl to ever walk the face of the Earth.
 
2003-11-05 09:34:04 PM
God...I remember seeing that Libby video when I was a senior at Madison. It was all over campus. I guess that happens when someone (I heard it was the boyfriend's asshole roommate, though that could've just been a rumor) sends it to EVERY frat on campus. I felt really sorry for her, but at the same time I just kept thinking "holy crap! I've only seen pros do that!!"

Yet another reason I will never photograph or video myself naked or having sex, etc. That stuff comes back to haunt you.
 
2003-11-05 09:43:43 PM
Wisconsinite: Oh, you're no fun anymore....
 
2003-11-05 09:47:49 PM
Paris Hilton is NOT even remotely pretty
 
2003-11-05 09:56:29 PM
To this day there is a sex tape that a teacher in my town made with his wife floating around. He left it in the cam corder that he rented and they named it "ride em cowboy."

2 things that you will never get away with.

Making a sex tape...it always pops up somewhere
Cheating on a bf gf husband or wife

Better off fappin it to Libby videos.
 
2003-11-05 10:05:54 PM
Paris Hilton = not hot

Perhaps one I should find farking hot, but....

feh

--h
 
2003-11-05 10:09:13 PM
Yo... if everyone's talking about amateur porn, I got one for y'all. Squirty chick. Comment says "Notar's biatch." Tell me what the deal is my internet pornography crack research group.
 
2003-11-05 10:22:21 PM
Don't tell me I'm the last god damn person to post.
 
2003-11-05 10:25:18 PM
2003-11-05 06:10:35 PM Girly Girl

Get real!

I'm in my thirties and I look better now than I did at 22. Not to mention life is better and more rewarding in my 30's than in my 20's.


You're not really a neutral, non-biased source to report on how good you look.
 
2003-11-05 10:27:06 PM
The video was released by an unknown person???? I bet Shannon Doherty knows who released it!!!!!!
 
2003-11-05 10:30:48 PM
who are these ugly ass biacthes(besides being the daughters of a wealthy businessman)and why does anybody care?
 
2003-11-05 10:37:36 PM
I'm with bkennedy -- I want info on the squirty chick, like first of all, why the hell she turns me on so much....
 
2003-11-05 10:41:57 PM
Hmm.. I think she has a nice looking little package down there. Can't wait to see it get rammed :)
 
2003-11-05 11:03:02 PM
piyoko, THESE are pictures of GirlyGirl. (http://www.geocities.com/ilucky0ne/mypics.html)

Feel free to apologize to her now.
 
2003-11-05 11:12:34 PM
Duncaninmaine... it appears you have officially precipitated the farking of GirlyGirl... not that she needed or probably even appreciated your help... alas the deed is done.

apologizes to GirlyGirl ahead of time for offense, but hey this IS Fark after all.
 
2003-11-05 11:13:37 PM
Duncaninmaine... it appears you have officially precipitated the farking of GirlyGirl... not that she needed or probably even appreciated your help... alas the deed is done.

apologizes to GirlyGirl ahead of time for offense, but hey this IS Fark after all.
 
2003-11-05 11:13:58 PM
Geez, I feel bad for that Libby Heller girl.
 
2003-11-05 11:19:54 PM
Hey... me and Toranti need this info.
 
2003-11-05 11:22:41 PM
Great headline.
 
2003-11-05 11:29:34 PM
Jive_Turkey
Your fiance is going to be 30, she's hot as hell and she likes the buttsex. Very Lucky Man,

If you recall, from our initial discussions of the buttsex, I claimed to talk the talk, but was less than effectual at walking the walk.

But, I'm still a lucky, lucky man.
 
2003-11-05 11:30:26 PM
Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty whore.
 
2003-11-05 11:32:53 PM
Jive_Turkey
Your fiance is going to be 30, she's hot as hell and she likes the buttsex. Very Lucky Man,

If you recall, from our initial discussions of the buttsex, I claimed to talk the talk, but was less than effectual at walking the walk.

But, I'm still a lucky, lucky man.
 
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