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2012-05-13 11:55:17 PM  
It's like an X-rated Weird Al with tits.
 
2012-05-13 11:55:57 PM  
As tense and close as this game was (fluke goals still goals) it's amazing the NBC guys said LA had it easy. Tell that to my blood pressure.
 
2012-05-13 11:56:33 PM  
This is the part which needs dirty lyrics DD, don't give up! Was going excellent.
 
2012-05-13 11:56:40 PM  

RminusQ: He was like "So... the Western Conference. You've got Vancouver, nope they're out... you've got Detroit, nope... Chicago's defending--nope..." So he didn't finish the sentence, but I'm sure it was intended to be saying that Chicago was defending champs.


He caught himself, but you caught him, heh.

Silvara: I swear DD is just an evolving trainwreck as the night goes on.


My crush on her is evolving as the night goes on. :-)
 
2012-05-13 11:57:56 PM  

vegaswench: It's like an X-rated Weird Al with tits.


Haha, awesome description!
 
2012-05-13 11:59:22 PM  
Huh...this guy isn't bad.
 
2012-05-14 12:00:28 AM  

Silvara: Huh...this guy isn't bad.


Yeah, I didn't expect much when I saw him get up there, but he's alright. I don't know this song, but he seems to be doing it well.
 
2012-05-14 12:00:40 AM  

Silvara: Huh...this guy isn't bad.


He is lucky. I was going to make fun of his name. Who in reality actually has the name of "Brock"? But, I would say he has done this a few times.
 
2012-05-14 12:01:39 AM  
Annnnnd here she goes again.

Actually, what I like is that all the guys seem to like her, and she's not a twig. She's got my body type. Woo!
 
2012-05-14 12:01:41 AM  
Ah, so much better with no sound...
 
2012-05-14 12:02:20 AM  
I've been watching Game of Thrones and missed the last hour or so. Apparently DD chugged a bottle Jameson while I wasn't watching.
 
2012-05-14 12:02:53 AM  

9beers: I've been watching Game of Thrones and missed the last hour or so. Apparently DD chugged a bottle Jameson while I wasn't watching.


She's probably chugged another bottle after you started watching.
 
2012-05-14 12:03:09 AM  

9beers: I've been watching Game of Thrones and missed the last hour or so. Apparently DD chugged a bottle Jameson while I wasn't watching.


Duh.
 
2012-05-14 12:04:39 AM  

Frozen_Puck: My crush on her is evolving as the night goes on. :-)


After her performance of this song, I'm sure that crush has only intensified. ;)
 
2012-05-14 12:05:14 AM  

vegaswench: Frozen_Puck: My crush on her is evolving as the night goes on. :-)

After her performance of this song, I'm sure that crush has only intensified. ;)


I just bought a one-way ticket to New Orleans.
 
2012-05-14 12:05:26 AM  

vegaswench: After her performance of this song, I'm sure that crush has only intensified. ;)


Heh....was just thinking the same thing.
 
2012-05-14 12:05:40 AM  

Silvara: Actually, what I like is that all the guys seem to like her, and she's not a twig.


Twigs are often uninteresting girls who have no idea how to actually create fun.
 
2012-05-14 12:06:24 AM  

Frozen_Puck: vegaswench: Frozen_Puck: My crush on her is evolving as the night goes on. :-)

After her performance of this song, I'm sure that crush has only intensified. ;)

I just bought a one-way ticket to New Orleans.


Haha! Make sure you tell her we all love her.
 
2012-05-14 12:07:35 AM  
Brock is back with more country hits.
 
2012-05-14 12:07:48 AM  
Woo Brock!

Frozen_Puck: I just bought a one-way ticket to New Orleans.


We go there, I will be your wingman to help you get her.
 
2012-05-14 12:08:53 AM  
I am no country music fan, but I love this song.
 
2012-05-14 12:10:00 AM  

Vangor: Woo Brock!

Frozen_Puck: I just bought a one-way ticket to New Orleans.

We go there, I will be your wingman to help you get her.


Now that's what I'm talking about, ha!
 
2012-05-14 12:10:36 AM  
"JAMESON'S BETTER!"
 
2012-05-14 12:10:45 AM  
OIL KINGS!!!
 
2012-05-14 12:11:41 AM  

Mr_Ectomy: OIL KINGS!!!


Congrats! join us in some karaoke and DD worship: Link
 
2012-05-14 12:13:33 AM  
Didn't you say this is for Texans and Oklahomans? But the song is called "Mississippi Girl".
 
2012-05-14 12:13:51 AM  

Vangor: Twigs are often uninteresting girls who have no idea how to actually create fun.


I have found this to be the case, yes. Not always, but often.

Laugh..two...now one girl just rocking the fark out to this song.
 
2012-05-14 12:15:03 AM  
Motherf*cking Kryptonite! Oh good choice.
 
2012-05-14 12:15:06 AM  
Ah, there we go. Bigger crowd.

Uhm...really? This song for karaoke? This will be awful.
 
2012-05-14 12:15:45 AM  
Yup...I rest my case three words in.
 
2012-05-14 12:15:57 AM  

Silvara: Uhm...really? This song for karaoke? This will be awful.


No, this is great for it. Everyone knows the chorus, and the more people shout the better it sounds, at least while drunk.
 
2012-05-14 12:17:00 AM  

Silvara: Yup...I rest my case three words in.


Of course, there is no accounting for talent.
 
2012-05-14 12:17:13 AM  

Vangor: No, this is great for it. Everyone knows the chorus, and the more people shout the better it sounds, at least while drunk.


Well, not in this case.
 
2012-05-14 12:18:56 AM  
11:18 in New Orleans and now the crowd is out! I'm getting near bedtime soon. I have a meeting tomorrow morning.
 
2012-05-14 12:19:03 AM  
Adele again? What is this, the fifth song of hers?
 
2012-05-14 12:20:30 AM  

mephisto6: eddievercetti: mephisto6: good game Kings! I'm going to game 2, should be a blast :)

My friend texted me earlier that's he going as well and has a ticket waiting for me. See you Tuesday.

we'll be at the jimmybuffet bar (or whatever it's called) on the balcony overlooking the entrance. Beer's on me. See you there


My friend is now flaking, saying he MAY have the tix. I'll find out Monday. Hopefully, I'll see you there.
 
2012-05-14 12:24:47 AM  
Kayla working that sh*t, too.
 
2012-05-14 12:25:06 AM  
Now this I can get behind...
 
2012-05-14 12:25:49 AM  
Chris Berman is hosting Sportscenter and it's a trainwreck! It's glorious!
 
2012-05-14 12:26:58 AM  
You know...some of these songs I've never heard and never knew existed.

I wish it was still that way.
 
2012-05-14 12:27:25 AM  
Atrocious song made better by DD getting up on the table.
 
2012-05-14 12:29:08 AM  

Vangor: Atrocious song made better by DD getting up on the table.


The song sucked, but I enjoyed all the ass-shakin'.
 
2012-05-14 12:31:00 AM  

Frozen_Puck: The song sucked, but I enjoyed all the ass-shakin'.


Is there any statement which could be made which could not be balanced by, "but I enjoyed all the ass-shakin'"?

Also,

imgs.xkcd.com

Wait...
 
2012-05-14 12:31:21 AM  
Well, this is always a fun song.
 
2012-05-14 12:31:48 AM  
Ugh...this is not a good song, barely even an amusing song. Piss drunk, end of night, sure, but no one should do this song in public.
 
2012-05-14 12:33:03 AM  

Vangor: Frozen_Puck: The song sucked, but I enjoyed all the ass-shakin'.

Is there any statement which could be made which could not be balanced by, "but I enjoyed all the ass-shakin'"?

Also,

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]

Wait...


snert

Wow...she's been just chugging alcohol, hasn't she? I don't remember her being this drunky other nights.
 
2012-05-14 12:33:45 AM  
I so lurve that she just stands up there and verbally abuses the crowd.
 
2012-05-14 12:34:24 AM  
Rut ro...bachelorette party!
 
2012-05-14 12:34:33 AM  
Alright, I'm gonna check out Molly and crew's Man I Feel Like a Woman, then one more song by DD, then I gotta head to bed.
 
2012-05-14 12:34:48 AM  
Did she just make a Motley Crue pun?
 
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