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2012-05-13 04:48:23 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-05-13 05:15:49 PM  
Gamorrean guards werent in Empire, they were in Jedi. Dumbass
 
2012-05-13 05:18:01 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: Wow, it sure is blue outside the Millenium Falcon. I'd have expected space to be more black, but whatever.


That kinda surprised me. I thought they used green screens back in those days.
 
2012-05-13 05:23:25 PM  

fusillade762: Fuggin Bizzy: Wow, it sure is blue outside the Millenium Falcon. I'd have expected space to be more black, but whatever.

That kinda surprised me. I thought they used green screens back in those days.


It all depends on what colors you are shooting. Blue screen was standard for awhile, but before that it was white or black.
 
2012-05-13 05:28:43 PM  
I know getting old sucks but wtf is in here genes. She went from hot as hell in the Star Wars films. Then there is a weird void where no one knows how she aged or what she looked liked. Then the fat and wtf period, now she's in the skinny and wtf period.

She's only 55 and looks like she borrowed a few years from Linsday Lohan

www.radaronline.com
 
2012-05-13 06:00:36 PM  

9beers: Look really closely at the picture of Harrison Ford laying back, having a laugh. His hand is in a position that you'd expect from somebody holding a cigarette and if you look closely at his finger, there's a smudge that looks like it could be from something being edited out.


I noticed the same thing and agree...
 
2012-05-13 06:02:52 PM  

styckx: She's only 55 and looks like she borrowed a few years from Linsday Lohan


Well, she also did more drugs than Lindsay Lohan. That's a big part of it.
 
2012-05-13 06:12:25 PM  
One from last year:

l.yimg.com

Just like every celeb, the lighting and makeup have a lot to do with how they look.
 
2012-05-13 07:05:43 PM  
Isn't the phrase "porn fanfic" a bit redundant?
 
2012-05-13 07:19:44 PM  

styckx: I know getting old sucks but wtf is in here genes. She went from hot as hell in the Star Wars films. Then there is a weird void where no one knows how she aged or what she looked liked. Then the fat and wtf period, now she's in the skinny and wtf period.

She's only 55 and looks like she borrowed a few years from Linsday Lohan

[www.radaronline.com image 415x546]


She looks a lot like Amy Sedaris in "Strangers with Candy" in that pic...

*shudder*
 
2012-05-13 07:35:02 PM  

BroVinny: FirstNationalBastard: WienerButt: rocky_howard: I don't know why, but I get the impression Carrie Fisher had sex with the whole cast of Star Wars OG trilogy during filming.

Didn't she admit to skanking it up in her book?? Maybe not the whole cast but certainly a good amount got a piece of the pie.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.


Would it help if I got out and pushed?
 
2012-05-13 07:57:11 PM  

born_yesterday: BroVinny: FirstNationalBastard: WienerButt: rocky_howard: I don't know why, but I get the impression Carrie Fisher had sex with the whole cast of Star Wars OG trilogy during filming.

Didn't she admit to skanking it up in her book?? Maybe not the whole cast but certainly a good amount got a piece of the pie.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

Would it help if I got out and pushed?


You can't do any good back there, now.
 
2012-05-13 08:18:12 PM  

BroVinny: born_yesterday: BroVinny: FirstNationalBastard: WienerButt: rocky_howard: I don't know why, but I get the impression Carrie Fisher had sex with the whole cast of Star Wars OG trilogy during filming.

Didn't she admit to skanking it up in her book?? Maybe not the whole cast but certainly a good amount got a piece of the pie.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

You can't do any good back there, now.


That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.
 
2012-05-13 08:25:04 PM  

omeganuepsilon: BroVinny: born_yesterday: BroVinny: FirstNationalBastard: WienerButt: rocky_howard: I don't know why, but I get the impression Carrie Fisher had sex with the whole cast of Star Wars OG trilogy during filming.

Didn't she admit to skanking it up in her book?? Maybe not the whole cast but certainly a good amount got a piece of the pie.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

You can't do any good back there, now.

That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.


Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!
 
2012-05-13 08:35:04 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: omeganuepsilon: BroVinny: born_yesterday: BroVinny: FirstNationalBastard: WienerButt: rocky_howard: I don't know why, but I get the impression Carrie Fisher had sex with the whole cast of Star Wars OG trilogy during filming.

Didn't she admit to skanking it up in her book?? Maybe not the whole cast but certainly a good amount got a piece of the pie.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

You can't do any good back there, now.

That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!


Ready are you? What know you of ready?
 
2012-05-13 09:03:21 PM  
FTA The film is actually the fifth in the full series of six films, after three prequels were made from 1999 onwards.

There are only three Star Wars films. Empire is the second.
 
2012-05-13 09:21:17 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: "The film is actually the fifth in the full series of six films, after three prequels were made from 1999 onwards."

This guy is farking delusional.


BroVinny: StoPPeRmobile: "The film is actually the fifth in the full series of six films, after three prequels were made from 1999 onwards."

This guy is farking delusional.

Maybe he includes the Holiday Special and the two Ewok TV-movies? He got the dates all wrong, but it's the only way I can make any sense of it.


Blathering Idjut: FTA The film is actually the fifth in the full series of six films, after three prequels were made from 1999 onwards.

There are only three Star Wars films. Empire is the second.



Overplayed idiocy is overplayed. Go be hipsters elsewhere.
 
2012-05-13 09:51:22 PM  
Old people look old, more at 11.
 
2012-05-13 10:03:14 PM  

omeganuepsilon: FirstNationalBastard: omeganuepsilon: BroVinny: born_yesterday: BroVinny: FirstNationalBastard: WienerButt: rocky_howard: I don't know why, but I get the impression Carrie Fisher had sex with the whole cast of Star Wars OG trilogy during filming.

Didn't she admit to skanking it up in her book?? Maybe not the whole cast but certainly a good amount got a piece of the pie.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

You can't do any good back there, now.

That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

Ready are you? What know you of ready?


You'll find I'm full of surprises...
 
2012-05-13 10:09:26 PM  

born_yesterday: omeganuepsilon: FirstNationalBastard: omeganuepsilon: BroVinny: born_yesterday: BroVinny: FirstNationalBastard: WienerButt: rocky_howard: I don't know why, but I get the impression Carrie Fisher had sex with the whole cast of Star Wars OG trilogy during filming.

Didn't she admit to skanking it up in her book?? Maybe not the whole cast but certainly a good amount got a piece of the pie.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

You can't do any good back there, now.

That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

Ready are you? What know you of ready?

You'll find I'm full of surprises...


Sorry about the mess.

/aaaand I'm spent.
 
2012-05-13 10:10:56 PM  
I'm Darth Nihilus.
 
2012-05-13 10:14:19 PM  

limboslam: [i486.photobucket.com image 640x428]
Errr....Empire Strikes Back?


The picture of 3PO in the desert doesn't really make sense for the Tatooine-less ESB, either.
 
2012-05-13 10:14:52 PM  

omeganuepsilon: One from last year:

[l.yimg.com image 328x474]

Just like every celeb, the lighting and makeup have a lot to do with how they look.


She's got pretty serious bipolar disorder, so her weight and her looks fluctuate with the meds she's taking. She seems to be pretty stable right now.
 
2012-05-13 10:19:42 PM  
Did anyone notice the link at the bottom going to pets who invaded pictures? Awesome. This one's my favorite:

i.dailymail.co.uk

// hot like sheep-dog love memes
 
2012-05-13 10:49:35 PM  

styckx: I know getting old sucks but wtf is in here genes. She went from hot as hell in the Star Wars films. Then there is a weird void where no one knows how she aged or what she looked liked. Then the fat and wtf period, now she's in the skinny and wtf period.

She's only 55 and looks like she borrowed a few years from Linsday Lohan

[www.radaronline.com image 415x546]


Heavy drug and alcohol addiction are horrible things for your body
 
2012-05-13 11:05:56 PM  

styckx: She's only 55 and looks like she borrowed a few years from Linsday Lohan


That's not Carrie Fisher.
 
2012-05-13 11:09:26 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: WienerButt: rocky_howard: I don't know why, but I get the impression Carrie Fisher had sex with the whole cast of Star Wars OG trilogy during filming.

Didn't she admit to skanking it up in her book?? Maybe not the whole cast but certainly a good amount got a piece of the pie.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

lh5.googleusercontent.com

 
2012-05-13 11:11:58 PM  

Macinfarker: Did anyone notice the link at the bottom going to pets who invaded pictures? Awesome. This one's my favorite:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x481]

// hot like sheep-dog love memes


I did notice that link, and while many of those were funny, some of them - especially that one - were clearly 'shooped.
 
2012-05-13 11:41:58 PM  
I gotta say congrats to her on the weight loss based on the recent pics posted here..........hadn't seen her for quite a while.
 
2012-05-13 11:55:26 PM  

urban.derelict: FirstNationalBastard: WienerButt: rocky_howard: I don't know why, but I get the impression Carrie Fisher had sex with the whole cast of Star Wars OG trilogy during filming.

Didn't she admit to skanking it up in her book?? Maybe not the whole cast but certainly a good amount got a piece of the pie.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 320x240]


I remember that being the "over in one" winner of the Summarize your sex life with a "Star Wars" quote epic thread from a few years ago.

/don't click that link unless you have a couple hours to spare and you won't wake anyone with your uncontrollable laughter
//Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
 
2012-05-14 12:02:30 AM  

omeganuepsilon: born_yesterday: omeganuepsilon: FirstNationalBastard: omeganuepsilon: BroVinny: born_yesterday: BroVinny: FirstNationalBastard: WienerButt: rocky_howard: I don't know why, but I get the impression Carrie Fisher had sex with the whole cast of Star Wars OG trilogy during filming.

Didn't she admit to skanking it up in her book?? Maybe not the whole cast but certainly a good amount got a piece of the pie.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

You can't do any good back there, now.

That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

Ready are you? What know you of ready?

You'll find I'm full of surprises...

Sorry about the mess.



What a wonderful smell you've discovered!
 
2012-05-14 12:06:37 AM  

russlar: omeganuepsilon: born_yesterday: omeganuepsilon: FirstNationalBastard: omeganuepsilon: BroVinny: born_yesterday: BroVinny: FirstNationalBastard: WienerButt: rocky_howard: I don't know why, but I get the impression Carrie Fisher had sex with the whole cast of Star Wars OG trilogy during filming.

Didn't she admit to skanking it up in her book?? Maybe not the whole cast but certainly a good amount got a piece of the pie.

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts.

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

You can't do any good back there, now.

That's the idea... I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

Ready are you? What know you of ready?

You'll find I'm full of surprises...

Sorry about the mess.

What a wonderful smell you've discovered!


I wasn't strong enough, but I promise I won't fail again.

/nice revival, so I figured I'd throw another one out there
//AotC, but too fitting to pass up
 
2012-05-14 12:11:37 AM  

Macinfarker: Did anyone notice the link at the bottom going to pets who invaded pictures? Awesome. This one's my favorite:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 640x481]

// hot like sheep-dog love memes


Came here to see if anyone else noticed that link. ROFL.
 
2012-05-14 01:57:54 AM  
Seeing those old pictures reminds me of the joke I used to make about the prequels. That there's no way in hell Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen produced Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher. But then I realized they traded looks for charisma. Listening to Hamill tell a story is awesome. Christiansen can fight a dragon and wear it's wings as pants and it would still be so boring.
 
2012-05-14 02:07:19 AM  

indarwinsshadow: I can't imagine working trapped inside that C3PO suit. In the desert..It must have been a living hell.


I wondering what's the deal with that pic because C-3PO never had a polished mirror finish in any Tatooine scene. He was only cleaned up in the ending scenes to minimize unwanted reflections for most of the films.
 
2012-05-14 02:43:52 AM  

Shadowtag: Seeing those old pictures reminds me of the joke I used to make about the prequels. That there's no way in hell Natalie Portman and Hayden Christiansen produced Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher. But then I realized they traded looks for charisma. Listening to Hamill tell a story is awesome. Christiansen can fight a dragon and wear it's wings as pants and it would still be so boring.


Actually, both women were attractive, and both guys were, well, not, in certain perspectives.(but i'm a straight guy, what do I know?)

Both guys were whiny little biatches.
Both females were a little touchy feely / girly, yet brave and ....well, I was going to say competant, but really, no one in SW could should a blaster worth a fark.

Christiansen was good in Jumper, I thought. The role had just enough creepy to suit him, same for Shattering Glass or whatever that was where he played a jounralist that made shiat up. I did dislike him in SW, but you have to admit, the whining was placed well.
 
2012-05-14 03:15:09 AM  

omeganuepsilon:

Overplayed blah blah blah. Blah blah hipsters blah.


You are part of the problem.
 
2012-05-14 03:35:36 AM  
images.wikia.com

VERSUS

www.japanator.com

LIVE AND LET DIE!

FIGHT!
 
2012-05-14 04:00:54 AM  

Thunderboy: omeganuepsilon:

Overplayed blah blah blah. Blah blah hipsters blah.

You are part of the problem.


Calling someone a hipster isn't an overplayed joke, it's simple truth.
Go be a dipshiat somewhere else?
Better?
EABOD
 
2012-05-14 04:14:39 AM  

omeganuepsilon: Thunderboy: omeganuepsilon:

Overplayed blah blah blah. Blah blah hipsters blah.

You are part of the problem.

Calling someone a hipster isn't an overplayed joke, it's simple truth.
Go be a dipshiat somewhere else?
Better?
EABOD


All hail omeganuepsilon, king of self awareness!
 
2012-05-14 07:56:25 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: [images.wikia.com image 500x382]

VERSUS

[www.japanator.com image 620x393]

LIVE AND LET DIE!

FIGHT!


roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-14 07:58:17 AM  

Hawnkee: Keizer_Ghidorah: [images.wikia.com image 500x382]

VERSUS

[www.japanator.com image 620x393]

LIVE AND LET DIE!

FIGHT!

[roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com image 398x505]


Uh, see the two balls on the top of the star destroyer bridge? Those are shield generators..
 
2012-05-14 08:06:53 AM  

Alphax: Hawnkee: Keizer_Ghidorah: [images.wikia.com image 500x382]

VERSUS

[www.japanator.com image 620x393]

LIVE AND LET DIE!

FIGHT!

[roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com image 398x505]

Uh, see the two balls on the top of the star destroyer bridge? Those are shield generators..


yeah which evidently can be destroyed by a single A wing on a strafing run
 
2012-05-14 08:20:22 AM  

omeganuepsilon: Blathering Idjut: FTA The film is actually the fifth in the full series of six films, after three prequels were made from 1999 onwards.

There are only three Star Wars films. Empire is the second.

Overplayed idiocy is overplayed. Go be hipsters elsewhere.


Hipsters don't like any of the Star Wars fans. Classic fans usually saw the first films in theatrical run and hate the inferior newer films. Gushers like yourself have no sense of perspective or quality so they view all the films the same.

As Red Tails proves Lucas hasn't had any talent in 30 years.
 
2012-05-14 08:36:14 AM  

Blathering Idjut: omeganuepsilon: Blathering Idjut: FTA The film is actually the fifth in the full series of six films, after three prequels were made from 1999 onwards.

There are only three Star Wars films. Empire is the second.

Overplayed idiocy is overplayed. Go be hipsters elsewhere.

Hipsters don't like any of the Star Wars fans. Classic fans usually saw the first films in theatrical run and hate the inferior newer films. Gushers like yourself have no sense of perspective or quality so they view all the films the same.

As Red Tails proves Lucas hasn't had any talent in 30 years.


All Red Tails proved is that every single person in Hollywood is racist (yes, him, her, and that guy standing over there, too), and that George Lucas was a hero for producing the first and only movie with black protagonists.

/"Take that, Mr. Hitler!"
 
2012-05-14 08:38:59 AM  

omeganuepsilon: Thunderboy: omeganuepsilon:

Overplayed blah blah blah. Blah blah hipsters blah.

You are part of the problem.

Calling someone a hipster isn't an overplayed joke, it's simple truth.
Go be a dipshiat somewhere else?
Better?
EABOD


Oh, look at the hipster farkstick quoting his favorite hipster comedian. HIPSTER.
 
2012-05-14 08:45:56 AM  

Father_Jack: Alphax: Hawnkee: Keizer_Ghidorah: [images.wikia.com image 500x382]

VERSUS

[www.japanator.com image 620x393]

LIVE AND LET DIE!

FIGHT!

[roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com image 398x505]

Uh, see the two balls on the top of the star destroyer bridge? Those are shield generators..

yeah which evidently can be destroyed by a single A wing on a strafing run


Descriptions on how that would work varies between different books and games. Either flying the fighter under the shields, or else the shields don't stop physical missile weapons.
 
2012-05-14 09:09:13 AM  

Alphax: Father_Jack: Alphax: Hawnkee: Keizer_Ghidorah: [images.wikia.com image 500x382]

VERSUS

[www.japanator.com image 620x393]

LIVE AND LET DIE!

FIGHT!

[roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com image 398x505]

Uh, see the two balls on the top of the star destroyer bridge? Those are shield generators..

yeah which evidently can be destroyed by a single A wing on a strafing run

Descriptions on how that would work varies between different books and games. Either flying the fighter under the shields, or else the shields don't stop physical missile weapons.


Plus, there's a lot movie battles don't show. Do you think that the D-Day was an allied victory because of one breach on Omaha Beach? If all you knew was Saving Private Ryan you might think that.

/but yes, even fighters have deflector shields(except TIE fighters)
 
2012-05-14 09:49:07 AM  
Somehow I don't think you'd see people goofing off and having as much fun from behind the scenes shots of the prequels.

I think that was one of the big problems with the prequels really, no one seemed to be enjoying themselves at all. Whether that's the fault of writing or direction or wooden acting or whatever you want, no one seemed to be enjoying it.
 
2012-05-14 09:57:48 AM  

Hunter4242: Somehow I don't think you'd see people goofing off and having as much fun from behind the scenes shots of the prequels.

I think that was one of the big problems with the prequels really, no one seemed to be enjoying themselves at all. Whether that's the fault of writing or direction or wooden acting or whatever you want, no one seemed to be enjoying it.


I think it's much harder to enjoy yourself the way they did when everything you shoot is on a greenscreen soundstage. Notice that nearly every one of those pictures is on location. When you're in the middle of the desert in Tunisia or in a frozen Norwegian tundra, I don't think there's much else to do than get to know who you're filming with and goof off(and, really, it's not much different than people in the armed forces, who fark off, fark around, and just fark when off duty because what the hell else are you going to do in Afghanistan)
 
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