That "cute" girl is gone. She's been replaced with an old lady with a saggy belly and adult diapers.

Marry her because you love her, but her looks are gone for good.

I'd only ask her to marry me if she stayed a virgin.

Yeah, that's how I roll.

Bet her tits dont look as good as they did 60 years ago.

We can all hope to have someone to love us when we're old and saggy.

A great aunt of mine had a similar story. She was forbidden from marrying her sweetheart by her parents due to some religious difference. But many years later, after their spouses had passed away (and their parents too), they reunited.

Once they were married, they celebrated every month as an anniversary because they knew their time together was limited and they didn't have many years.

brug: We can all hope to have someone to love us when we're old and saggy.

A great aunt of mine had a similar story. She was forbidden from marrying her sweetheart by her parents due to some religious difference. But many years later, after their spouses had passed away (and their parents too), they reunited.

Once they were married, they celebrated every month as an anniversary because they knew their time together was limited and they didn't have many years.

*sniff*

Yeah, she's engaged (to another guy in my class, no less) so that ain't working out for me. Worked out for him, though.

BurnShrike: That "cute" girl is gone. She's been replaced with an old lady with a saggy belly and adult diapers.

Marry her because you love her, but her looks are gone for good.

Well thankyou for cheering up everyone's day. Who shat in your cornflakes this morning?

I feel sorry for the Farkers who don't see how this could work. Unless, of course, it's pure snark. Then good on ya.

Good for them both!

Plus, back then, the best he got from her was a handy in the front seat of his old '39 Dodge; I'm sure she's a lot more "adventurous" now and willing to make up for lost time!

/but, seriously, sentimental well-wishes to both of them.....

Gothnet: BurnShrike: That "cute" girl is gone. She's been replaced with an old lady with a saggy belly and adult diapers.

Marry her because you love her, but her looks are gone for good.

Well thankyou for cheering up everyone's day. Who shat in your cornflakes this morning?

Why would you think that was a depressing statement? Her looks are gone for good. He married her for love, which is a far better reason for doing it.

Similar thing happened to my grandmother...
Angry mother broke up the high school romance by moving out of state, taking daughter with her.
Both sweethearts married someone else.
Both were widowed about the same time.
Met again on a class reunion short time later.
Got re-aquainted and got married.

The high school sweethears were in their 70s when they rekindled their romance and married.
Lived into their 90s.