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(Bleacher Report)   How high will RVD be? Will Jeff Hardy be even higher? What is the over/under on how many times Hulk Hogan will say "Brother"? Come relive the dying days of WCW on TNA Sacrifice, live on PPV at 8 PM   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 338
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2012-05-13 11:58:47 AM  
Jeez, that's today, huh? I wonder which river I'll settle on today... hmmm...
 
2012-05-13 11:59:41 AM  
Wait, what? TNA thread?

Eh, why not
 
2012-05-13 02:13:18 PM  
Can't wait to see RVD lose cleanly tonight.

/lol
 
2012-05-13 02:13:18 PM  
LOL, I choked on my Cherry Coke at "come relieve the dying days of WCW."

/it's funny because it's true
 
2012-05-13 02:14:02 PM  
Relive, not relieve...although the product does make that error highly appropriate.
 
2012-05-13 03:09:26 PM  

robsul82: LOL, I choked on my Cherry Coke at "come relieve the dying days of WCW."

/it's funny because it's true


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-13 03:50:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: robsul82: LOL, I choked on my Cherry Coke at "come relieve the dying days of WCW."

/it's funny because it's true

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Yo, yo, YO BABY YO!
 
2012-05-13 03:50:48 PM  
i52.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-13 07:35:05 PM  
Prediction time

TNA Television Championship
Devon (champion) vs. Robbie E vs. Robbie T

Some sort of wacky miscommunication leads to Devon retaining.

TNA Knockouts Championship
Gail Kim (champion) vs. Brooke Tessmacher

I think Brooke goes over just because Gail has had it for so long. I don't see any reason to change the title, but that's often how women's wrestling is booked.

TNA World Tag Team Championship
Samoa Joe & Magnus (champions) vs. Christopher Daniels & Kazarian

This could be MOTN if given time. Joe and Magnus have been strong champions, Daniels and Kaz have that feud with AJ to focues on. Champs retain.

Bully Ray vs. X-Division Champion Austin Aries
Both guys are on fire from a character perspective. I see AA retaining with some Abyss or Joseph Park shenanigans.

Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Anderson
Don't care about either of these two. I see Hardy winning, I guess.

Kurt Angle vs. AJ Styles
Has great potential, but Kurt's matches in TNA have been largely paint by numbers. I think the angle with Dixie is trying to make AJ look vulnerable so I see Kurt going over.

Ladder Match for the World Heavyweight Championship
Bobby Roode (champion) vs. Rob Van Dam
No reason to take the title off or rude to put it one a has been. This is TNA, so you never know, but I see Roode getting another flukey victory.
 
2012-05-13 07:50:10 PM  
I just want Hogan to retire. Seriously, go home, and stop tarnishing your legacy. Geez. You're approaching Ric Flair levels of pathetic.

styckx: [i52.photobucket.com image 632x351]


O.o

Ow...my head. What the....why....never mind, I don't want to know.
 
2012-05-13 07:52:31 PM  

FiendishFellow05: I just want Hogan to retire. Seriously, go home, and stop tarnishing your legacy. Geez. You're approaching Ric Flair levels of pathetic.

styckx: [i52.photobucket.com image 632x351]

O.o

Ow...my head. What the....why....never mind, I don't want to know.


Go ahead.. You know you want to click.
 
2012-05-13 07:57:02 PM  
This thread is now about the Hulk Hogan and Chyna sextapes and their links.

(Sorry guys, but watching those would be less horrible than the PPV)
 
2012-05-13 07:58:47 PM  

styckx: FiendishFellow05: I just want Hogan to retire. Seriously, go home, and stop tarnishing your legacy. Geez. You're approaching Ric Flair levels of pathetic.

styckx: [i52.photobucket.com image 632x351]

O.o

Ow...my head. What the....why....never mind, I don't want to know.

Go ahead.. You know you want to click.


Link
 
2012-05-13 08:00:47 PM  

FiendishFellow05: I just want Hogan to retire. Seriously, go home, and stop tarnishing your legacy. Geez. You're approaching Ric Flair levels of pathetic.


For the same reason Flair can't go home, Hogan can't go home. It's kinda poetic, actually. lol
 
2012-05-13 08:01:49 PM  
And we start off the bat with the first TNA WTF? moment of the night - why would you need to hang a title belt above the ring 3 hours before a ladder match?

*dun dun DUN*

That's our TNA!
 
2012-05-13 08:01:52 PM  
lol, they threw a desk and lamp in a closet for his office
 
2012-05-13 08:03:07 PM  
Do I really want to be punched in the balls?
 
2012-05-13 08:03:25 PM  
Sadly this is the best video segment I've ever seen TNA put together.. Wow this is actually really well done..
 
2012-05-13 08:03:30 PM  
The teeniest bit of interest I may have had in this PPV was crushed when Dixie Carter got put in yet another storyline.

Tonsil-boxing AJ? Only would be interesting if it was AJ from WWE.
 
2012-05-13 08:04:23 PM  
I'd say Lagana has been watching the History Channel, but they don't show history anymore.
 
2012-05-13 08:04:33 PM  
I am glad that TNA actually realized the name of the Television championship and have it defended on TV every week.

The Pro Wrestler Idol/Gutcheck idea is possibly the worst I have ever seen.
 
2012-05-13 08:04:51 PM  
lol @ the PA Turnpike bought fireworks.
 
2012-05-13 08:04:53 PM  
A TNA thread? In my Fark?
 
2012-05-13 08:05:12 PM  
I like how the TNA PPVs are in the same gym they tape Impact.
 
2012-05-13 08:05:21 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: The Pro Wrestler Idol/Gutcheck idea is possibly the worst I have ever seen.


That idea is going to save the industry, brother, and if Hulk is wrong he'll leave TNA forever! lol
 
2012-05-13 08:06:04 PM  

robsul82: FiendishFellow05: I just want Hogan to retire. Seriously, go home, and stop tarnishing your legacy. Geez. You're approaching Ric Flair levels of pathetic.

For the same reason Flair can't go home, Hogan can't go home. It's kinda poetic, actually. lol


If they had just married each other, they wouldn't have had any problems.

Or, worst case scenario, one of them would have all the other's money, so one of them wouldn't have to be on TV anymore.
 
2012-05-13 08:06:18 PM  
That reminded me of The Invasion opening video.
 
2012-05-13 08:07:22 PM  

robsul82: Jonny Chimpo: The Pro Wrestler Idol/Gutcheck idea is possibly the worst I have ever seen.

That idea is going to save the industry, brother, and if Hulk is wrong he'll leave TNA forever! lol


A main reason to root for it to fail. I honestly can't think of something stupider in wrestling (besides awful match stipulations like the Dugeon of Doom match/Kennel in a Cell match).
 
2012-05-13 08:07:56 PM  
Since he shaved his head, Kazarian looks a lot like the bag shiatter
 
2012-05-13 08:07:59 PM  
Don't forget to adjust your seizure monitors to the proper TNA Constant Camera Switching setting
 
2012-05-13 08:09:26 PM  

styckx: Don't forget to adjust your seizure monitors to the proper TNA Constant Camera Switching setting


Geez, camera changes are faster than the heel/face turns.

/Almost
 
2012-05-13 08:10:52 PM  
I miss the six sided ring. I hope when Hogan leaves/dies it returns. It fits X Division better for some reason
 
2012-05-13 08:11:47 PM  
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack body drop!
 
2012-05-13 08:12:12 PM  
Even with the camera at the back, you could see air between Magnus' foot and Daniel's head.
 
2012-05-13 08:12:30 PM  
I really have nothing to complain about. This match is awesome.. Actual tag team wrestling, with tag-team combo moves.. Great shiat..
 
2012-05-13 08:12:52 PM  
Or was that Kaz? Meh, who cares.
 
2012-05-13 08:13:07 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: The teeniest bit of interest I may have had in this PPV was crushed when Dixie Carter got put in yet another storyline.



Yes, but for those of us who have a thing for middle aged women who dress inappropriately for their age and show off their cleavage that is wonderfully freckled due to too much sun exposure over the years, it's always nice to see Dixie come around!
 
2012-05-13 08:13:47 PM  
One think I never got about kayfabe even as a little kid: Why is it that Wrestler A can be beating the hell out of Wrestler B on the ground, ref turns his back for some reason, and then is perfectly fine with Wrestler A on his back when Wrestler B doesn't move from the ground.
 
2012-05-13 08:14:51 PM  
I can't wait for the heartwarming Joseph Parks/Abyss reunion!
 
2012-05-13 08:16:13 PM  

RepoManTSM: I can't wait for the heartwarming Joseph Parks/Abyss reunion!


Either can I!!!! I have my foam finger ready!
 
2012-05-13 08:16:13 PM  

RepoManTSM: I can't wait for the heartwarming Joseph Parks/Abyss reunion!


Pfft. Screw that I want to see Joe interview his brother like Dude Love interviewed Mankind.
 
2012-05-13 08:16:45 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: RepoManTSM: I can't wait for the heartwarming Joseph Parks/Abyss reunion!

Pfft. Screw that I want to see Joe interview his brother like Dude Love interviewed Mankind.


Why not, let's have Abyss rip off Mankind even more, lol.
 
2012-05-13 08:17:26 PM  
You know a match is good when the fans at universal studios are legitimately cheering and chanting.
 
2012-05-13 08:17:49 PM  
Sorry, the "T-N-A" chant is no "E-C-Dub!"
 
2012-05-13 08:18:27 PM  

robsul82: Jonny Chimpo: RepoManTSM: I can't wait for the heartwarming Joseph Parks/Abyss reunion!

Pfft. Screw that I want to see Joe interview his brother like Dude Love interviewed Mankind.

Why not, let's have Abyss rip off Mankind even more, lol.


It worked in WWE 15 years ago it will work now!!! New champs, yay?
 
2012-05-13 08:18:36 PM  
Of course the ending was a clusterfark.. Way to have no climax..
 
2012-05-13 08:18:38 PM  

styckx: You know a match is good when the fans at universal studios are legitimately cheering and chanting.


They're constantly chanting.
 
2012-05-13 08:18:43 PM  
Huh, no reason to take the belts off Joe and Magnus.
 
2012-05-13 08:19:17 PM  
New champs, Yay?
 
2012-05-13 08:20:00 PM  

styckx: Of course the ending was a clusterfark.. Way to have no climax..


I haven't seen a climax that horrible since One Night In Chyna.
 
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