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(Stamford Advocate)   Ra-di-a-tion. Yes, indeed. You hear the most outrageous lies about it. Half-baked goggle-box do-gooders telling everybody it's bad for you. Pernicious nonsense. Everybody could stand a hundred chest X-rays a year   (stamfordadvocate.com) divider line 18
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2012-05-13 10:02:47 AM
2 votes:
Feelin' 7-up, I'm feelin' 7-up

cdn.mos.totalfilm.com
2012-05-13 08:16:25 AM
2 votes:
A lot of people don't realize what's really going on. They view life as a bunch of unconnected incidents and things. They don't realize that there's this, like, lattice of coincidence that lays on top of everything. Give you an example; show you what I mean: suppose you're thinking about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in looking for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconsciousness.
2012-05-13 03:27:34 PM
1 votes:

jojostan: [cdn.crooksandliars.com image 460x380]
I got a lobotomy!


Isn't that for crazy people?
2012-05-13 02:58:01 PM
1 votes:
Well the least you could do is give me a blow job.
2012-05-13 11:58:01 AM
1 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2012-05-13 11:52:16 AM
1 votes:
I ain't gonna be no repo man, no way!

Too late. You already are.

/i can't believe i used to like these guys
//laugh away, farkface
///the repo code
////what is that, sausages?
2012-05-13 11:46:39 AM
1 votes:
I work in an on campus lab with radioactive I-125. I had the misfortune of spilling the stock solution (about 200 microcuries) onto myself when the radioactive tape stuck to the hand that was supposed to grab a pipette. Missed class because I was too hot and was 6-7 times background radioactivity on my arm. Got it down to 1.5x BR with some edta soap, which was good because I had a flight that same week.

/was an undergrad
//radiation safety was not pleased
///had to remove floor tiles from the lab because they wouldn't go down in count
CDP [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 11:15:53 AM
1 votes:
i249.photobucket.com
2012-05-13 11:14:21 AM
1 votes:

mark12A: When I got the test I could set off my Geiger counter from ten feet away. The next day, I was still a little hot, so I took the Geigercounter to the office and showed everybody how radioactive I was. The guy in the office who's a germophobe, constantly sanitizing his hands, recoiled in horror. I was a whole new level of conramination....


The way I see it, radiation is used to sanitize things like water and milk. Dude should have went in for testing until his eyes were Cerenkov blue.
2012-05-13 11:02:01 AM
1 votes:

gojirast: herrDrFarkenstein: pjbreeze: John Wayne was gay.

The hell he was!

He was too, you boys. I once installed two way mirrors in his house, and he come to th' door in a dress!


That doesn't mean anything. A lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies fark. I know I do.
2012-05-13 10:25:12 AM
1 votes:

herrDrFarkenstein: pjbreeze: John Wayne was gay.

The hell he was!


He was too, you boys. I once installed two way mirrors in his house, and he come to th' door in a dress!
2012-05-13 10:23:55 AM
1 votes:

pjbreeze: John Wayne was gay.


The hell he was!
2012-05-13 09:46:04 AM
1 votes:
People self combust, they explode. It happens every day.
2012-05-13 09:31:55 AM
1 votes:
i157.photobucket.com

/into weirdness
2012-05-13 09:19:29 AM
1 votes:
John Wayne was gay.
2012-05-13 09:18:13 AM
1 votes:
Good thing the cop didn't make him angry. He wouldn't like him when he's angry.
2012-05-13 07:59:19 AM
1 votes:
carphotos.cardomain.com

What the effects of radiation may look like.

/plate of shrimp
2012-05-13 07:55:12 AM
1 votes:
cdn.crooksandliars.com
I got a lobotomy!
 
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