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(The Sun)   This sexy javelin thrower from Paraguay will make you forget all about that sexy pole vaulter from California   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 67
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2012-05-13 08:47:10 AM
Strange that young female athletes are hot. It's almost like youth and health are strong indicators of fitness for breeding.
 
2012-05-13 09:59:27 AM
i196.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-13 10:26:48 AM
 
2012-05-13 10:45:54 AM
I don't know about you all, but for some reason the giant weight belt isn't really a turn on
 
2012-05-13 10:53:04 AM

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x878]


Unfortunately the gold standard of pole vaulting hotness has put on a few lbs in college.

Would I still fist-of-angry-god it? Your gotdamn right I would.
 
2012-05-13 11:03:51 AM

FinFangFark: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x878]

Unfortunately the gold standard of pole vaulting hotness has put on a few lbs in college.

Would I still fist-of-angry-god it? Your gotdamn right I would.


It's a dang shame that this pole vaulter from California--as anonymous an "occupation" as you can get--is making the rounds on message boards because she used to be hot and isn't any more.

/Still appreciate the update, cautionary it may be.
 
2012-05-13 11:04:03 AM

FinFangFark: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x878]

Unfortunately the gold standard of pole vaulting hotness has put on a few lbs in college.

Would I still fist-of-angry-god it? Your gotdamn right I would.


Oh, you suck. I really didn't need to see that.
 
2012-05-13 11:08:20 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
I know you want this body
but you cannot have it!
 
2012-05-13 11:11:59 AM

Tor_Eckman: Oh, you suck. I really didn't need to see that.


And the internetz were broken on this day.
 
2012-05-13 11:12:14 AM
I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean.
 
2012-05-13 11:21:41 AM

error 303: I'd like to have sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean.


Whoa, no need to be vague. I demand you clarify that.
 
2012-05-13 11:25:29 AM
Not curvy enough
 
2012-05-13 11:31:51 AM
Look at those sharp knees.

/I got this one guys.
 
2012-05-13 11:33:31 AM

FinFangFark: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x878]

Unfortunately the gold standard of pole vaulting hotness has put on a few lbs in college.

Would I still fist-of-angry-god it? Your gotdamn right I would.


One of my wife's nephews is a student there and I asked him if he's seen her around Cal. He says he's not, evidentially Berkley is a pretty big enough school that even an Internet sensation can hide.
 
2012-05-13 11:35:39 AM

Your_Huckleberry: One of my wife's nephews is a student there and I asked him if he's seen her around Cal. He says he's not, evidentially Berkley is a pretty big enough school that even an Internet sensation can hide.


Would someone really recognize her if she had her hair down and wasn't wearing the skin tight track suits carrying a pole vault around?
 
2012-05-13 11:41:46 AM
you mean this girl?

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2012-05-13 11:42:29 AM

Your_Huckleberry: FinFangFark: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x878]

Unfortunately the gold standard of pole vaulting hotness has put on a few lbs in college.

Would I still fist-of-angry-god it? Your gotdamn right I would.

One of my wife's nephews is a student there and I asked him if he's seen her around Cal. He says he's not, evidentially Berkley is a pretty big enough school that even an Internet sensation can hide.


hasnt she graduated by now?
 
2012-05-13 11:44:38 AM
Meh. Never understood the love. I prefer a little more curve to my women.
 
2012-05-13 11:49:46 AM
She's got the length, but I has the girth
 
2012-05-13 11:53:36 AM

FinFangFark: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x878]

Unfortunately the gold standard of pole vaulting hotness has put on a few lbs in college.

Would I still fist-of-angry-god it? Your gotdamn right I would.


I've always wondered if male Farkers immediately dump their wives if the wives has a few kids but does drop every pound they gained during pregnancy, or is actually seeing a Married Farker is like seeing a Tasmanian Tiger?


She looks heavier in those pictures. She isn't fat by far.

 
2012-05-13 12:08:08 PM
I'm guessing since she's not 5'2" and 180 lbs, half of Fark is going to find her unattractive.
 
2012-05-13 12:14:05 PM

bulldg4life: Your_Huckleberry: One of my wife's nephews is a student there and I asked him if he's seen her around Cal. He says he's not, evidentially Berkley is a pretty big enough school that even an Internet sensation can hide.

Would someone really recognize her if she had her hair down and wasn't wearing the skin tight track suits carrying a pole vault around?


Wasn't there some dude charged with stalking her? He'd probably be able to spot her in a crowd.
 
2012-05-13 12:15:51 PM
Stokke got fat...

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2012-05-13 12:25:28 PM

Jamdug!: Stokke got fat...

[img9.imageshack.us image 604x453]

[img18.imageshack.us image 604x453]


Yep. Happens to a lot of high school athletes who do not do sports in college. They continue eating at the same pace, but their metabolism slows down. Happens to athletes that stop competing, too. I wouldn't say she is "fat", but definitely put on a few lbs and probably is even fatter now.
 
2012-05-13 12:29:24 PM
i253.photobucket.com

Come to me in my dreams young Gunhild Larking, like you do every night.
 
2012-05-13 12:46:10 PM

Nofun McKilljoy: Your_Huckleberry: FinFangFark: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x878]

Unfortunately the gold standard of pole vaulting hotness has put on a few lbs in college.

Would I still fist-of-angry-god it? Your gotdamn right I would.

One of my wife's nephews is a student there and I asked him if he's seen her around Cal. He says he's not, evidentially Berkley is a pretty big enough school that even an Internet sensation can hide.

hasnt she graduated by now?


She might be. I asked him about it a couple Christmas dinners ago.
 
2012-05-13 12:46:38 PM
Not only is she sexy but she could hunt down dinner.
 
2012-05-13 12:46:47 PM
No it won't.
 
2012-05-13 12:50:47 PM

FinFangFark: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x878]

Unfortunately the gold standard of pole vaulting hotness has put on a few lbs in college.

Would I still fist-of-angry-god it? Your gotdamn right I would.


I'm not even gonna look at th...
Oh goddammit.

/still real to me
 
2012-05-13 01:00:12 PM

FinFangFark: whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 640x878]

Unfortunately the gold standard of pole vaulting hotness has put on a few lbs in college.

Would I still fist-of-angry-god it? Your gotdamn right I would.


I think those pics are some other woman, can't prove it but some farker did a while ago. check urban.direlict's, that's her
 
2012-05-13 01:44:31 PM

Jamdug!: Stokke got fat...

[img9.imageshack.us image 604x453]

[img18.imageshack.us image 604x453]


You're a monster! Stop ruining things!
 
2012-05-13 02:07:06 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-13 02:20:28 PM
I would like to place my erect penis in her vaginal opening.

The friction of her interior walls would lead to my ejaculation of semen.
 
2012-05-13 03:08:06 PM
Uggghh you can see her hip bones!!!!!!


Still hot as hell though
 
2012-05-13 03:16:39 PM
Unfortunately, you won't see her at the Olympics. She had the tragic misfortune of being born somewhere other than America and thus is unworthy of coverage by NBC.

Besides, NBC shows maybe 20 seconds worth of javelin throw anyway if nobody from America is expected to medal.
 
2012-05-13 03:22:46 PM

Gosling: Unfortunately, you won't see her at the Olympics. She had the tragic misfortune of being born somewhere other than America and thus is unworthy of coverage by NBC.

Besides, NBC shows maybe 20 seconds worth of javelin throw anyway if nobody from America is expected to medal.


Which we're not good at to begin with. At least I get to see shot every year.
 
2012-05-13 03:26:23 PM

mc_madness: I would like to place my erect penis in her vaginal opening.

The friction of her interior walls would lead to my ejaculation of semen.


If you know what I mean...?
 
2012-05-13 03:32:42 PM

Sabyen91: mc_madness: I would like to place my erect penis in her vaginal opening.

The friction of her interior walls would lead to my ejaculation of semen.

If you know what I mean...?


www.therealestatebloggers.com

What's that like??
 
2012-05-13 03:36:10 PM
It's too bad that Olympic-caliber women athletes still trade on their sexuality to further their careers.

/ Yeah, I'm a hoot at parties.
 
2012-05-13 03:36:12 PM

Gosling: Unfortunately, you won't see her at the Olympics. She had the tragic misfortune of being born somewhere other than America and thus is unworthy of coverage by NBC.

Besides, NBC shows maybe 20 seconds worth of javelin throw anyway if nobody from America is expected to medal.


Fortunately, there's like 10 channels covering the olympics these days, so that's not really the case anymore.
Hell, I watched womens fencing last time. And badminton. Doubles freaking badminton. Which was surprisingly awesome compared to fencing. Pretty much the only thing I got from fencing was, two people run at each other with their foils out, then simultaneiously turn toward the judges and pump their fists (presumably to convince them that they won the point), then after a few seconds, the judges point left or right.

Where was I going... oh yeah. I bet you'll get the chance to see this chick on TV. Just might have to set your DVR for 4am or something.
 
2012-05-13 03:44:33 PM

mephisto6: Gosling: Unfortunately, you won't see her at the Olympics. She had the tragic misfortune of being born somewhere other than America and thus is unworthy of coverage by NBC.

Besides, NBC shows maybe 20 seconds worth of javelin throw anyway if nobody from America is expected to medal.

Fortunately, there's like 10 channels covering the olympics these days, so that's not really the case anymore.
Hell, I watched womens fencing last time. And badminton. Doubles freaking badminton. Which was surprisingly awesome compared to fencing. Pretty much the only thing I got from fencing was, two people run at each other with their foils out, then simultaneiously turn toward the judges and pump their fists (presumably to convince them that they won the point), then after a few seconds, the judges point left or right.

Where was I going... oh yeah. I bet you'll get the chance to see this chick on TV. Just might have to set your DVR for 4am or something.


Last Olympics, NBC had a website that streamed every event that wasn't being aired on television. The quality was pretty good for 2008 standards as well.
 
2012-05-13 03:55:26 PM

Foxxinnia: mephisto6: Gosling: Unfortunately, you won't see her at the Olympics. She had the tragic misfortune of being born somewhere other than America and thus is unworthy of coverage by NBC.

Besides, NBC shows maybe 20 seconds worth of javelin throw anyway if nobody from America is expected to medal.

Fortunately, there's like 10 channels covering the olympics these days, so that's not really the case anymore.
Hell, I watched womens fencing last time. And badminton. Doubles freaking badminton. Which was surprisingly awesome compared to fencing. Pretty much the only thing I got from fencing was, two people run at each other with their foils out, then simultaneiously turn toward the judges and pump their fists (presumably to convince them that they won the point), then after a few seconds, the judges point left or right.

Where was I going... oh yeah. I bet you'll get the chance to see this chick on TV. Just might have to set your DVR for 4am or something.

Last Olympics, NBC had a website that streamed every event that wasn't being aired on television. The quality was pretty good for 2008 standards as well.


Ah good call. I did check some of that out and even got a few feeds with NO announcers. Odd at first, and then very cool.
 
2012-05-13 03:57:43 PM
/b b but silverlight!
//whatever
 
2012-05-13 05:02:55 PM

Nogale: It's too bad that Olympic-caliber women athletes still trade on their sexuality to further their careers.

/ Yeah, I'm a hoot at parties.


Yeah, it is a real shame that Olympic-caliber women who have a career in competing against other women in physical activities have to degrade themselves this way............
 
2012-05-13 05:17:36 PM

dmars: Nogale: It's too bad that Olympic-caliber women athletes still trade on their sexuality to further their careers.

/ Yeah, I'm a hoot at parties.

Yeah, it is a real shame that Olympic-caliber women who have a career in competing against other women in physical activities have to degrade themselves this way............


The pre-1990 East German Olympic women's sports teams would tend to dispute that point...
 
2012-05-13 05:20:55 PM
Did someone say Paraguay?

i939.photobucket.com

i939.photobucket.com

i939.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-13 05:29:19 PM
I do not hit women who exercise, I hit only 280 pound glutinous masses
 
2012-05-13 05:35:48 PM

Tax Boy:


You suck.
 
2012-05-13 05:37:42 PM

mc_madness: I would like to place my erect penis in her vaginal opening.

The friction of her interior walls would lead to my ejaculation of semen.


You'd make it that far? I'd be finished just as she shut the door.

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-13 05:38:09 PM

ClavellBCMI: dmars: Nogale: It's too bad that Olympic-caliber women athletes still trade on their sexuality to further their careers.

/ Yeah, I'm a hoot at parties.

Yeah, it is a real shame that Olympic-caliber women who have a career in competing against other women in physical activities have to degrade themselves this way............

The pre-1990 East German Olympic women's sports teams would tend to dispute that point...


I don't know what this comment is supposed to mean, they used a lot of steroids, is that what you are talking about?
 
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