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(Toledo Blade)   Woman assaults friend with tiki torch. Tries to claim it was an incident of friendly fire   (toledoblade.com) divider line 49
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2012-05-12 08:21:37 PM
Alcohol was thought to play a role in the incident, according to police.

Subby has it wrong: It was a role-playing incident.
 
2012-05-12 08:22:59 PM
Win
 
2012-05-12 08:23:27 PM
Triple play of expectations

1. Shanisa and Marquita
2. Dispute over a man
3. Alcohol was thought to play a role
 
2012-05-12 08:24:42 PM
Alcohol was thought to play a role

NSS... that is all
 
2012-05-12 08:25:02 PM
Shanisa and Marquita; what is that, some kind of drink?
 
2012-05-12 08:36:02 PM

Cuchulane: Triple play of expectations

1. Shanisa and Marquita
2. Dispute over a man
3. Alcohol was thought to play a role


This
 
2012-05-12 08:36:43 PM

Deep Contact: Shanisa and Marquita; what is that, some kind of drink?


Must have tequila in it...

Burns like a tiki torch going down.
 
2012-05-12 08:37:00 PM
 
2012-05-12 08:41:47 PM
Fighting over an old flame?
 
2012-05-12 08:41:57 PM
www.flakmag.com

Marquita
 
2012-05-12 08:44:13 PM
She was carrying a torch for him?
 
2012-05-12 08:47:24 PM
semidiy.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-12 08:48:26 PM
No cursed tiki medallion from the brady bunch?
 
2012-05-12 08:49:18 PM
With names like Shanisa and Marquita you just know they're from Canada.
 
2012-05-12 08:53:43 PM
She was just distracted by all the birds singing words and the flowers crooning.
 
2012-05-12 08:58:20 PM
Was it a modified tiki torch?
 
2012-05-12 09:00:22 PM
I sometimes wonder if it wouldn't be smart to make being a provocative asshole against the law as well as battery, or something to the effect of: Both participants tossed in jail.

A person can already use provocation from the other party as justification in some places, but the provoker never gets in legal trouble, the lesser of two evils goes untended and gets worse and worse as we "progress" as a liberal society.

Would making picking a fight just as illegal as physical assault(or battery to be technical), decrease in the amount of assholes with big mouths that try to make you take the first swing?

These people deserve some sort of punishment.

/just a passing thought
//then again I 'm a nice guy in person, never really on either side of that, I just shrug and walk off if someone is being a dick. but why should I have to tuck tail and run if the other guy is being a dick? It's practically a reward for them.
///shiatty society anyhow, this is only one possible way to remove one straw from the pile of haystack
 
2012-05-12 09:01:58 PM
I had expected Gilligan to be involved.
 
2012-05-12 09:03:44 PM
Tiki torches at twilight,
Hula girls at the bar,
All the guys from the office,
Are throwing up in their cars..,.
 
2012-05-12 09:04:34 PM

omeganuepsilon: I just shrug and walk off if someone is being a dick. but why should I have to tuck tail and run if the other guy is being a dick? It's practically a reward for them.


STAND YOUR GROUND!
 
2012-05-12 09:05:23 PM

omeganuepsilon: I sometimes wonder if it wouldn't be smart to make being a provocative asshole against the law as well as battery, or something to the effect of: Both participants tossed in jail.

A person can already use provocation from the other party as justification in some places, but the provoker never gets in legal trouble, the lesser of two evils goes untended and gets worse and worse as we "progress" as a liberal society.

Would making picking a fight just as illegal as physical assault(or battery to be technical), decrease in the amount of assholes with big mouths that try to make you take the first swing?

These people deserve some sort of punishment.

/just a passing thought
//then again I 'm a nice guy in person, never really on either side of that, I just shrug and walk off if someone is being a dick. but why should I have to tuck tail and run if the other guy is being a dick? It's practically a reward for them.
///shiatty society anyhow, this is only one possible way to remove one straw from the pile of haystack


Then you get unchristian socialist laws against hate speech like in Canada.
 
2012-05-12 09:07:26 PM

omeganuepsilon: I sometimes wonder if it wouldn't be smart to make being a provocative asshole against the law as well


There goes Fark.
 
2012-05-12 09:08:51 PM

Amos Quito: omeganuepsilon: I just shrug and walk off if someone is being a dick. but why should I have to tuck tail and run if the other guy is being a dick? It's practically a reward for them.

STAND YOUR GROUND!


Against a tiki torch? No way, I'm running like the coward I am.
 
2012-05-12 09:14:25 PM

Point02GPA: With names like Shanisa and Marquita you just know they're from Canada.


Great minds think alike! Vancouver maybe?
 
2012-05-12 09:16:30 PM

omeganuepsilon: I sometimes wonder if it wouldn't be smart to make being a provocative asshole against the law as well as battery, or something to the effect of: Both participants tossed in jail.



Now why would you want to toss an innocent snowflake like Marquita in the can?

www.bustedmugshots.com

"Name Marquita P Jackson
Location Toledo, Ohio
Age 28 years
Booking Date 07-19-2010

Charges: 2917.11B2 DISORDERLY CONDUCT WHILE INTOXICATED ENGAGE IN CONDUCT THAT PRESENTS RISK TO PERSON OR PROPERTY"
 
2012-05-12 09:17:11 PM

Amos Quito: omeganuepsilon: I just shrug and walk off if someone is being a dick. but why should I have to tuck tail and run if the other guy is being a dick? It's practically a reward for them.

STAND YOUR GROUND!


Sort of. I'd clock a guy if I knew we'd both go to jail. He gets a sore jaw and has to sit in jail?

Asshole rates(in person) would plummet.


jmadisonbiii: There goes Fark.


Even nice people in person are assholes on the internet, it's an propriety neutral zone. Fark would probably see a net traffic increase, people need to vent their anger somewhere, everyone wins if fark profits.
 
2012-05-12 09:21:01 PM
www.jeffbots.com


/biddie biddie biddie
 
2012-05-12 09:29:16 PM
YAY! The city that I went to college is on Fark again! There is a reason why Toledo is called Little Detroit.. This is why...
 
2012-05-12 09:30:54 PM
The moronic things one does for love...
 
2012-05-12 09:35:27 PM
she must have really tiki'd her off

dnrtfa
 
2012-05-12 09:42:37 PM
Marquita clearly lit a fire in Shanisa-who then returned the favor....
 
2012-05-12 09:44:25 PM
Point02GPA [TotalFark]

With names like Shanisa and Marquita you just know they're from Canada.


Could we trade our canadians for theirs, eh?
 
2012-05-12 09:46:07 PM
ronhardyman.files.wordpress.com

And that's why you should stay out of the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Room.
 
2012-05-12 09:47:42 PM
Lamest headline EVAR !
 
2012-05-12 09:52:55 PM
Didn't she used to work at Good Burger?


img850.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-12 09:57:41 PM
This is why all the rest of us can't get greenlights. Notice I didn't say anything about the mods or the five buckers?
 
2012-05-12 10:15:14 PM
Come on baby light my fire!
 
2012-05-12 10:28:06 PM

thesubliminalman: This is why all the rest of us can't get greenlights. Notice I didn't say anything about the mods or the five buckers?


I am neither a mod nor a "five bucker" If anything I'm a lurker who enjoys horrible puns. I submitted this headline. I've had better get rejected.
 
2012-05-12 10:35:23 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

Wanted for questioning.
 
2012-05-12 10:50:21 PM

Rip Dashrock: Was it a modified tiki torch?


Wow, just wow.
 
2012-05-12 10:50:32 PM

Cuchulane: Didn't she used to work at Good Burger?


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Sweet gentle tap dancing Jesus you're right!!!
 
2012-05-12 10:58:59 PM

"Ms. Jackson suffered injuries to the head and upper torso that were not thought to be life-threatening, according to Toledo police."


A Fark Re-enactment of how Ms Jackson may have been injured by the torch:


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2012-05-12 11:15:33 PM
Will the judge giver her a Sterno lecture?
 
2012-05-12 11:20:31 PM
Good thing the olympic torch wasn't in town.
 
2012-05-12 11:27:18 PM

omeganuepsilon: I sometimes wonder if it wouldn't be smart to make being a provocative asshole against the law as well as battery, or something to the effect of: Both participants tossed in jail.

A person can already use provocation from the other party as justification in some places, but the provoker never gets in legal trouble, the lesser of two evils goes untended and gets worse and worse as we "progress" as a liberal society.

Would making picking a fight just as illegal as physical assault(or battery to be technical), decrease in the amount of assholes with big mouths that try to make you take the first swing?

These people deserve some sort of punishment.

/just a passing thought
//then again I 'm a nice guy in person, never really on either side of that, I just shrug and walk off if someone is being a dick. but why should I have to tuck tail and run if the other guy is being a dick? It's practically a reward for them.
///shiatty society anyhow, this is only one possible way to remove one straw from the pile of haystack


Flag down a cop and tell them you've been assaulted in the civil sense, you might get some mileage out of it.

I prefer a hyper-aggressive response - no weapons, just the right stance, an unwavering glare, and the obvious refusal to back down works wonders. *Cross my fingers*, it hasn't failed me yet. Comes in really handy when dealing with "woofin'" or other such bullshiat from trash.
 
2012-05-13 12:46:43 AM

Aloy: I prefer a hyper-aggressive response


I passively bluff i suppose you could say.

I'm a tall barrel chested shaved-bald guy, often asked why I'm angry, just because of the shape of my face I guess.*shrugs* I stand up from my table or cross the joint to break the seal and people often flinch or jump back. Of course i'm also polite and considerate(except for my choice of juke box music, heh), so i never get into any situation like that of my own making.

I look like a biker, really, the leather trench doesn't hurt that image either. Also wear shades more often than not(prescription, so i'm not totally douchey, I need them to see and don't carry the clear pair with me often...the kids wearing ray-bans or whatnot at night, you know those guys, it's the modern lampshade on the head for them). The shades I think serve the over all natural intimidation.

Not ever had an issue with someone being an asshole to me or my party. If/When someone wants to pick bar fights it's typically not with someone like me, or even around someone like me. then again I live in the midwest. Our worst aggressives would be easy meat in really bad places. (never had problems when I was other places in the service either, though never spent time in any sort of ghetto[aside from the whole of Albuquerque being one large ghetto-heh] ).

I'm lucky in a way, because scrappy people that actually do fight on occasion would probably kick my ass. the odd REALLY drunk guy that looks like he's out of his gourd and looking to fight is usually pretty easy to divert if he's not so drunk as to be deaf.

That was kind of a tangent, but I just wanted to clearly establish that I never fight.(quite the funny/cheery drinker, not angry)

I see enough asshole behavior though, and think it ought to be addressed. It's no longer self regulating because people are not allowed to, which I see as a shame. Not a fan of violence mind you, just how society works. A pop in the mouth or two, often enough the two fighting become friends or atleast respectable, or the beat guy never shows his face again, or actually apologizes for being an asshole(how often do you hear that anymore? never). Pats on the back for the guy that delivered what was deserved, free drinks. Everyone but the asshole wins, which really is a good way to operate.
 
2012-05-13 02:37:12 AM
Was she hot?

/I'm so sorry
 
2012-05-13 04:05:26 AM

thesubliminalman: This is why all the rest of us can't get greenlights. Notice I didn't say anything about the mods or the five buckers?


Being a "five bucker" has no bearing on greenlights. Trust me.
 
2012-05-13 04:09:35 PM
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