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2012-05-12 04:40:12 PM
This was well known prior to this
 
2012-05-12 05:28:07 PM
Not a pro-wrestling thread?
 
2012-05-12 07:07:12 PM
It's one safeguard to make sure no XXXX ends up ruining your day, though most Canadians seem pretty comfortable with XXXX cussing.

But what about our children? Are we letting those little XXXX down?


a++
 
2012-05-12 07:29:50 PM
I swore like a sailor when I was a kid (still do) and my best friend's dad was always telling me to watch my mouth when I was around his son.

It was hilarious - I wound up like Eddie Haskell. Polite to the parents faces, a bad influence whenever they weren't around.


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Piss off.
 
2012-05-12 07:35:23 PM
img836.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-12 07:47:58 PM
XXXX
 
rpm
2012-05-12 08:01:46 PM
catalogued children as young as two years old swearing.


"Ah, the Williams boy"

/obscure
//Probably not, this is fark
///old fart.
 
2012-05-12 08:04:58 PM
I have to admit, I've been Canadian all my life & about
every 4th word to come out of my mouth is a cuss word.
 
2012-05-12 08:13:29 PM

rpm: catalogued children as young as two years old swearing.

"Ah, the Williams boy"

/obscure
//Probably not, this is fark
///old fart.


Nah, he heard it from Schwartz

/even though the old man worked like an Old Master with oils
 
2012-05-12 08:15:52 PM
I don't think language is shocking. You know the word already or you don't. I think the emotion is more like disappointment. 'Oh no, little Johnny dropped an F-bomb. He's white trash!' As far as easing pain, I can see that. But you don't rub your genitals in polite company either.
 
2012-05-12 08:24:47 PM
shiat fark satan death sex drugs rape.

5/7, anyway.
 
2012-05-12 08:29:05 PM
Article is apparently written by a journalism graduate who has been taught that every single sentence must be a separate paragraph.
 
2012-05-12 08:46:18 PM
The phrase "you cocksucking motherfarker" is as necessary to working on cars as a socket wrench. Also helps with carpentry, horse training and any number of jobs that can turn into a bigger pain in the arse than they should be.
 
2012-05-12 08:47:36 PM
Bleeping censors...
 
2012-05-12 09:02:12 PM
i went to Mass. College of Liberal Arts and know Tim Jay so I'm getting a kick...

/seriously, of all the things my school gets on fark for, its for having the leading expert of english swearing? I'm okay with this! :)
 
2012-05-12 09:03:28 PM
The first time I remember hearing profanity on tv was in 1991. I was in the common room of my university residence, with a bunch of people milling around and the tv on in the background when someone on Degrassi said f*ck. Even though none of us were actually watching the show, the realization of what had just happened quickly rippled through the room and for a brief second you could have heard a pin drop. Then we all burst out laughing. For a group that swore as much as we did, our shocked reaction was hilarious.
 
2012-05-12 09:18:06 PM
Double turds!
 
2012-05-12 09:30:24 PM
Sounds like a job for Mr. A. from Cuss Control Academy?... (new window)
 
2012-05-12 09:33:29 PM

2wolves: Not a pro-wrestling thread?


BAH GAWD, hobblekitty was right:
i107.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-12 09:51:25 PM

Dear Jerk: I don't think language is shocking. You know the word already or you don't. I think the emotion is more like disappointment. 'Oh no, little Johnny dropped an F-bomb. He's white trash!' As far as easing pain, I can see that. But you don't rub your genitals in polite company either.


Speak for yourself!
 
2012-05-12 09:55:41 PM

TheManofPA: 2wolves: Not a pro-wrestling thread?

BAH GAWD, hobblekitty was right:
[i107.photobucket.com image 426x640]


YOU'RE WELCOME
 
2012-05-12 10:05:32 PM
respublica.com.au
 
2012-05-12 10:17:24 PM
Once upon a time I was sent to the principal, and on the reprimand it said "Swearing like a sailor"

Ah, those were the days. Then I actually held a few jobs where swear words would earn pink slips. Heck, one would earn a fine, either from the FCC or FAA.
 
2012-05-12 10:31:32 PM

MacWizard: Article is apparently written by a journalism graduate who has been taught that every single sentence must be a separate paragraph.


Canoe/QMI is essentially the Fox News of Canada.

/on second thought, they are more like the WND of Canada
 
2012-05-12 11:15:23 PM

American Decency Association: [respublica.com.au image 300x150]


There is an inaccuracy in your handle, sir. XXXX is never decent.

/It's sort of a regional, Aussie Bud Light

Also, was I the only one thinking "shiat, has 682 escaped again?" on reading that headline?
 
2012-05-12 11:27:37 PM
personally i've never understood the concept of swear words or bad words. lots of swear words mean the same thing as a non-swear word. for example, the word "shiat" and the word "poop" mean basically the same thing, but one of them is in appropriate. they mean the same thing! that's like saying the word "couch" is acceptable, but the word "sofa" is a swear word.

television news anchors can say words like "rape", "pornography", "murder", and "sexual assault" every single day and no one even blinks, but if they say the word "ass" then everyone gets all offended.
 
2012-05-12 11:35:38 PM

caira: American Decency Association: [respublica.com.au image 300x150]

There is an inaccuracy in your handle, sir. XXXX is never decent.

/It's sort of a regional, Aussie Bud Light?


oh hush now, as far as cheap mid-strength beer goes, XXXX is king, in fact, i cave two cases this moment.

/wont touch their full strength
//QLDR
 
2012-05-12 11:35:55 PM
Swear words are useful in two ways - if someone uses them constantly and without meaning, it tells me they're ignorant, but if they almost never use them, it tells me they're extremely pissed off when they do.

I try to fall into the second group... if I'm dropping an F-bomb, it's probably a warning I'm only seconds away from committing a brutal murder.
 
2012-05-12 11:44:32 PM

enderthexenocide: personally i've never understood the concept of swear words or bad words. lots of swear words mean the same thing as a non-swear word. for example, the word "shiat" and the word "poop" mean basically the same thing, but one of them is in appropriate. they mean the same thing! that's like saying the word "couch" is acceptable, but the word "sofa" is a swear word.

television news anchors can say words like "rape", "pornography", "murder", and "sexual assault" every single day and no one even blinks, but if they say the word "ass" then everyone gets all offended.


Instead of gang rape they say "unrequested lovemaking surplus"
 
2012-05-13 04:06:49 AM

TheManofPA: BAH GAWD, hobblekitty was right:


When she agreed that rasslin was street theater. Quite correct.
 
2012-05-13 06:18:09 AM
Fark.
 
2012-05-13 08:15:20 AM

ChubbyTiger: shiat fark satan death sex drugs rape.

5/7, anyway.


Starting up a posse?
 
2012-05-13 10:31:10 AM
That XXXX article XXXX, XXXX XXXX you XXXX XXXX XXXX.
 
2012-05-13 10:54:00 AM

CapnPlaty: ChubbyTiger: shiat fark satan death sex drugs rape.

5/7, anyway.

Starting up a posse?


CapnPlaty: ChubbyTiger: shiat fark satan death sex drugs rape.

5/7, anyway.

Starting up a posse?

(fascist scum, fascist scum)


graphics8.nytimes.com
shiat, piss, cock, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, tits... also fart, turd, and twat.
 
2012-05-13 12:31:35 PM
████ing ████████ing ████ think this ████ing story has any ███████ merit? ██████s cuss all the ████ time, of course the little ████ stains will pick up on it.

If you ████ing swear all ████ time, don't be surprised when your ████ crotchfruit says ████.
 
2012-05-13 08:21:32 PM
I know I'm getting old because I'm unable to read anything written by children anymore, such as TFA. Someone let me know if a grown-up writes about this.
 
2012-05-13 08:29:32 PM
FTFA: Online, a 'b1ll he4d' is a horrible thing to call someone.

A bill head? What's that and why is it a horrible thing to call someone?
 
2012-05-14 03:19:29 AM

Captain Wingo: FTFA: Online, a 'b1ll he4d' is a horrible thing to call someone.

A bill head? What's that and why is it a horrible thing to call someone?


Urban XXXtionary

it has 4 up and 8 down. The XXXXing author must have searched through and said "here's a nice piece of XXXX" or just made it up.
 
2012-05-14 03:42:58 AM
Crow: Is this thing on? Hi! I'm Crow T. Robot and I'm here to tell you that Mike Nelson is innocent. Mike Nelson is 200% [bleep]ing not guilty. And if you [bleep]s don't [bleep] find him innocent, then you can just [bleep]ing kiss my fat [bleep]ing [bleep]. And that [bleep]ing goes for your bull[bleep] court system, too! Mike, I'm so [bleep]ing sorry I couldn't [bleep]ing be there for this [bleep]ing [bleep]y really bogus trial, man. But let me [bleep] tell ya something, Nelson. If I was there, I'd [bleep]ing kick everyone's fat stupid [bleep]ing behinds and then cram it up their [bleep]ing [bleep]. Anyway, Mike, buddy, I hope this [bleep] helps. Take care, Mike.
 
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