Shiat, if this is gonna be that kind of party, I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

88 lines about 44 dudes is in her future.

Caluth: [tosh.comedycentral.com image 600x400]

Could be worse

Well, at least she practices safe sex. So she's got that going for her.

cig-mkr: See guys, life ain't fair.

You: "I think I'll go to the club and see if I can buy a girl drinks all night and maybe, just maybe, she'll come home with me. If I'm lucky"

Her: "Gee, I'm horny, think I'll go to the club, let some Bozo buy me drinks all night, breakfast, then to his place."

How awesome would it be to go out knowing that it's guaranteed you will get laid by the one you choose?


you do realize that excluding gay sex and multiple partner sex, for every time a girl has sex, a guy has sex, right?

so either a few of the guys are banging all the girls (there may be a bit of this but how much really?) or you are just needing to increase your self-confidence. meeting girls is
1-being self-confident
2-asking questions
3-listening to them
4-profit

granted you may wish to focus on your appropriate attractiveness range, but perhaps you should start by going above your attractiveness range, but with amped-up self-confidence. once you surprise yourself with how wrong you once were, your self-confidence will be boosted and you too can slut it up.

I had a girl that was trying to steal me from my fiancee ask me over the phone if sleeping with 20 guys in a month made her a slut.

I honestly answered, "Yes. Yes it does." and hung up.

She ended up jailed a few years later for prostitution. Go figure.

FirstNationalBastard: cig-mkr: See guys, life ain't fair.

You: "I think I'll go to the club and see if I can buy a girl drinks all night and maybe, just maybe, she'll come home with me. If I'm lucky"

Her: "Gee, I'm horny, think I'll go to the club, let some Bozo buy me drinks all night, breakfast, then to his place."

How awesome would it be to go out knowing that it's guaranteed you will get laid by the one you choose?

I, too, hope I see the day prostitution is legal.

Would make life simple.

proteus_b: cig-mkr: See guys, life ain't fair.

You: "I think I'll go to the club and see if I can buy a girl drinks all night and maybe, just maybe, she'll come home with me. If I'm lucky"

Her: "Gee, I'm horny, think I'll go to the club, let some Bozo buy me drinks all night, breakfast, then to his place."

How awesome would it be to go out knowing that it's guaranteed you will get laid by the one you choose?


you do realize that excluding gay sex and multiple partner sex, for every time a girl has sex, a guy has sex, right?

so either a few of the guys are banging all the girls (there may be a bit of this but how much really?) or you are just needing to increase your self-confidence. meeting girls is
1-being self-confident
2-asking questions
3-listening to them
4-profit

granted you may wish to focus on your appropriate attractiveness range, but perhaps you should start by going above your attractiveness range, but with amped-up self-confidence. once you surprise yourself with how wrong you once were, your self-confidence will be boosted and you too can slut it up.

Very good advice, but all I really wanted to point out is that a girl can pretty much determine when, where and with who she is going to have sex. Men don't have that option. Unless it's rape rape.

So THAT'S where my copy of Muskrat Love went.

Her shiat reputation is just the icing on the cake.

traylor: losing her virginity aged 15

Given that the age of consent in the UK is 16, I guess, someone is in trouble now.

Well, we've got the bastard's condom wrapper.

cookiefleck: WhippingBoy: cookiefleck: Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

I know that this is the land of the virginal, but, who the fark cares about the number of partners one has had as long as the person having the sex is safe and disease free.. me thinks this a way to slut shame the chick.

Hey if it walks like a duck slut and talks like a duck slut...

What about the guys who f* cked said slut? we're giving them a pass?

I wouldn't. sluts is sluts. slut knows no gender.

BarkingUnicorn: TFA says she's 22 now, lost her cherry at 15. Is three per year slutty?

apparently to virgins it is.

FirstNationalBastard: Guys don't have a choice. If they can find someone to fark, they have to. They don't control the supply of pussy, and can't outright buy access. Pussy is a commodity that has become overvalued because the people who hold the rights to it are hoarding it.

i used to believe this nonsense. it's kind strange in that once you stop believing it, you realize that it is untrue. in a simple approximation where you assume equal male and female hetero populations with no orgies, then one of two things is either true

1- the median number of partners for a male is similar to that of females
2- the median number of partners for a male is smaller than that of females, because a few guys are getting all the chicks

now if 1 is true, your statement is not true.
if 2 is true, then think about what is keeping you out of that "select" group of guys who manage to have sex. probably the most prominent shared characteristic is not believing your statement, since some of those guys have money, some don't, some have looks, some don't. so, unlike global warming or some such thing, you can actually make the statement false by not believing in it any longer...

ShawnDoc: I'd let her keep a little something from me as a souvenir.
Its called herpes, and there's no getting rid of it.

Jokes on your slut!

I really hope you are kidding. That would be grounds for killing, I think.WhippingBoy: cookiefleck: Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

I know that this is the land of the virginal, but, who the fark cares about the number of partners one has had as long as the person having the sex is safe and disease free.. me thinks this a way to slut shame the chick.

Hey if it walks like a duck slut and talks like a duck slut...

But if it was a guy that just makes him a stud, right?

FirstNationalBastard: Guys don't have a choice. If they can find someone to fark, they have to. They don't control the supply of pussy, and can't outright buy access. Pussy is a commodity that has become overvalued because the people who hold the rights to it are hoarding it.

I never thought about it like that before, but you're right. Vaginally-speaking, it's like every woman in the world is a member of the DeBeers family.

BarkingUnicorn: Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

TFA says she's 22 now, lost her cherry at 15. Is three per year slutty?

You have to remember, this is Fark.

jackandwater:

But if it was a guy that just makes him a stud, right?

A guy has to work at getting laid, a woman bragging about how many times shes been laid would be like a guy bragging about how many times he's jerked off.

WhippingBoy: Like how female teachers are regarded as heroes for giving 14 year old boys the experiences they so obviously craves? But male teachers need to be tortured to death if they even think about touching their poor, innocent 14 year old female students?

Yes, they are heroically sent to prison.

Seriously, try talking to a girl once. Start with an uggo if you must. It's actually possible to have sex with women. I read about it on the internet so I'm pretty sure it's true.

...I just want my pants back. /oblig

FirstNationalBastard: Oldiron_79: jackandwater:

But if it was a guy that just makes him a stud, right?

A guy has to work at getting laid, a woman bragging about how many times shes been laid would be like a guy bragging about how many times he's jerked off.

So... the banners, streamers, and balloons falling from the ceiling for #10,000 was inappropriate?

Yeah, should have probably saved that for like 100,000

She's not really stealing. She does take something, but she's leaves a little bit of her dignity behind as payment.

BarkingUnicorn: jackandwater: Caluth: [tosh.comedycentral.com image 600x400]

Could be worse

Well, at least she practices safe sex. So she's got that going for her.

ONE condom wrapper out of 21 tricks?

No, I meant the pic of the girl on her bed (she brings guys to THIS room?) with all the pics/used condoms hanging on the wall.