FARK.com: (7102358) Not that it's any interest to Farkers, but there's a girl who pinches sex 'trophies' from each one of her sexual conquests

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		Not that it's any interest to Farkers, but there's a girl who pinches sex 'trophies' from each one of her sexual conquests (thesun.co.uk)		251
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WTF Indeed		2012-05-12 04:30:02 PM

In America, we call that a crazy slut.

AbbeySomeone		2012-05-12 04:33:39 PM

Wow, I'm sure she's the only to have ever done that.

namatad		2012-05-12 04:39:44 PM

And she wonders why her BFs never work out? she keeps STEALING shiat from them. LOL

I predict that in 10-15 years she will be complaining about how there are no good single men out there for her to date.

Triumph		2012-05-12 04:49:20 PM

Future episode of "Hoarders."

brap		2012-05-12 04:54:02 PM

I like the potato (could be a rock but I desperately want it to be a potato).

dustman81		2012-05-12 05:24:46 PM

Beats the hell out of carving another notch out of the headboard.

NewportBarGuy		2012-05-12 05:36:22 PM

B*tch stole my socks!

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-12 05:39:03 PM

Has she ever pinched a loaf?

EvilEgg		2012-05-12 06:05:17 PM

NewportBarGuy: B*tch stole my socks!

biatch stole my fish.

Freezebyte		2012-05-12 06:36:18 PM

Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

WhippingBoy		2012-05-12 06:37:14 PM

You should see what she keeps in jars beside her bed.

thecpt		2012-05-12 06:37:24 PM

Yeah thats quite a few in 6 years... Almost like subbies mom's numbers

Skr		2012-05-12 06:37:34 PM

snatching snatches sink ships

bim1154		2012-05-12 06:38:45 PM

fark that, scroll down a bit and there's a 70 year old virgin with some Farker's name on her cherry!

BigLuca		2012-05-12 06:38:55 PM

Girls usually do that. They're called kids.

Kumana Wanalaia		2012-05-12 06:39:20 PM

She's worth a sweater. That's pretty harmless.

austin_millbarge		2012-05-12 06:40:52 PM

I'd pinch it.

Farksteron		2012-05-12 06:42:43 PM

FTA: "I'm not ashamed of my big collection as each sexual experience has shaped me and the items remind me of that."

.... Shaped you into what? a hall?

i.imgur.com

Caluth		2012-05-12 06:43:33 PM

Could be worse

fark'emfeed'emfish		2012-05-12 06:43:37 PM

That's what bastards are for

Megathuma		2012-05-12 06:43:49 PM

Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

An average of 3 per year isn't really all that many and not necessarily indicative of issues. As for the trophies bit, that's the crazy/issues part.
And then there's this gem:
"Often it's clothes like a used pair of boxer shorts, an old T-shirt, a hat or a jumper - something that smells of him."

laid back w/bud light		2012-05-12 06:44:57 PM

I would definitely take both condoms with me. That biatch is crazy. Might even fake blowing a load and whip up a batch later.

subtil_serpent		2012-05-12 06:45:03 PM

I'd pinch one off on her.

Bob Dolemite		2012-05-12 06:45:59 PM

More power to her if she feels like being proud of the fact that she's a slut and uses her own body to satiate her kleptomania.

Farktastic		2012-05-12 06:46:21 PM

And now 21 guys who were wondering where their stuff went will call the crazy biatch and want it back...

Satanic_Hamster		2012-05-12 06:47:40 PM

The only trophy that women get from sleeping with me is a custom mushroom stamp.

Just as your mom, she had dozens of them.

hasty ambush		2012-05-12 06:48:14 PM

Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

Nonsense, just make sure you have an escape plan with two back up plans and new identity papers.

FreakyBunny		2012-05-12 06:50:32 PM

Conquests? How hard did she have to try to win the guys over?

"Why, hello, stranger. I am a female who would like to have intercourse with you. Would you like that? Yes? Great. Let's to to your place."

And, conquered.

proteus_b		2012-05-12 06:50:36 PM

Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

sorry but 21 guys by age 22 isn't that high a number really. of course many guys want a girl with less, but i think a guy who slept with 21 girls by that age and then later starts to settle down wouldn't consider himself a total whore. that could represent say four boyfriends and a one night stand every four months. maybe (probably, definitely?) it's higher than average for that age but it's hardly proof of total slutdom...

/now being fat is unexcusable on her part though

MAYORBOB		2012-05-12 06:50:57 PM

She kept the wrapper off the condom the guy used who busted her cherry. How utterly romantic or something.

TheShavingofOccam123		2012-05-12 06:51:25 PM

That headline brought me knees closer and my hands in my lap.

ladyfortuna		2012-05-12 06:51:35 PM

Farktastic: And now 21 guys who were wondering where their stuff went will call the crazy biatch and want it back...

And don't forget my black... tee... shirt!

kim jong-un		2012-05-12 06:52:10 PM

Megathuma: Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

An average of 3 per year isn't really all that many and not necessarily indicative of issues. As for the trophies bit, that's the crazy/issues part.
And then there's this gem:
"Often it's clothes like a used pair of boxer shorts, an old T-shirt, a hat or a jumper - something that smells of him."

3 per year over 2 years sounds like a lot. 3 per year over 6 years is chronic.

KimNorth		2012-05-12 06:52:44 PM

Caluth: [tosh.comedycentral.com image 600x400]

Could be worse

WTF! Where is that pic from?? Please tell me it's some kind of joke or weird ad....

LowbrowDeluxe		2012-05-12 06:54:14 PM

kim jong-un: Megathuma: Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

An average of 3 per year isn't really all that many and not necessarily indicative of issues. As for the trophies bit, that's the crazy/issues part.
And then there's this gem:
"Often it's clothes like a used pair of boxer shorts, an old T-shirt, a hat or a jumper - something that smells of him."

3 per year over 2 years sounds like a lot. 3 per year over 6 years is chronic.

Jesus christ, what the hell is wrong with you people? Christ. The headline was right.

/150+

Fano		2012-05-12 06:54:17 PM

FreakyBunny: Conquests? How hard did she have to try to win the guys over?

"Why, hello, stranger. I am a female who would like to have intercourse with you. Would you like that? Yes? Great. Let's to to your place."

And, conquered.

Naughty, wicked Zoot.

The Ghost of Tom Ace		2012-05-12 06:54:22 PM

I wondered where my Watford Hornets banner went.

waterrockets		2012-05-12 06:54:51 PM

What pinching a sex trophy might look like

pregnancy.womendiary.net

andynz81		2012-05-12 06:57:54 PM

Megathuma: Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

An average of 3 per year isn't really all that many and not necessarily indicative of issues. As for the trophies bit, that's the crazy/issues part.
And then there's this gem:
"Often it's clothes like a used pair of boxer shorts, an old T-shirt, a hat or a jumper - something that smells of him."

Yeah that number would be common enough around here. I did have a g/f that had been with 14 guys by the time she was 16, she's about 23 now so I wonder what the number is up to...

traylor		2012-05-12 06:58:08 PM

losing her virginity aged 15

Given that the age of consent in the UK is 16, I guess, someone is in trouble now.

theoneontheleft		2012-05-12 06:59:17 PM

Now combine it with a scavenger hunt list and you've got yourself a nice hobby.

But seriously, don't steal. And if you must steal, steal kisses.

FirstNationalBastard		2012-05-12 07:00:37 PM

theoneontheleft: Now combine it with a scavenger hunt list and you've got yourself a nice hobby.

But seriously, don't steal. And if you must steal, steal kisses.

Suuuuuure... deprive Hershey's of needed revenue!

WOULD YOU DOWNLOAD A CAR?!?

butt-nuggets		2012-05-12 07:01:10 PM

waterrockets: What pinching a sex trophy might look like

[pregnancy.womendiary.net image 300x200]

nicely played on that one

jtown		2012-05-12 07:03:03 PM

Caluth: [tosh.comedycentral.com image 600x400]

Could be worse

In high school, I knew a girl who kept the used condoms. They weren't pinned to the wall with photos, tho.

Oh, and...

users.content.ytmnd.com

proteus_b		2012-05-12 07:03:14 PM

LowbrowDeluxe: /150+

no, 150 is a high number, probably regardless of age, and especially at that age. that's 2 per month for six years.... or if she ever had a serious boyfriend or we subtract out part of high school, could be a different guy every week. that's a little bit unusual when carried out over such a long period of time...

One Bad Apple		2012-05-12 07:04:40 PM

FTFA : Kerri, now 22, said: "Ever since then each time I spend the night with a guy I walk away with something I hope he won't miss."

Keep the chlamydia sweetie there is plenty more where that came from

89 Stick-Up Kid		2012-05-12 07:06:20 PM

namatad: And she wonders why her BFs never work out? she keeps STEALING shiat from them. LOL

I predict that in 10-15 years she will be complaining about how there are no good single men out there for her to date.

This. Nothing more to be said.

cookiefleck		2012-05-12 07:07:02 PM

Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

I know that this is the land of the virginal, but, who the fark cares about the number of partners one has had as long as the person having the sex is safe and disease free.. me thinks this a way to slut shame the chick.

cig-mkr		2012-05-12 07:07:58 PM

See guys, life ain't fair.

You: "I think I'll go to the club and see if I can buy a girl drinks all night and maybe, just maybe, she'll come home with me. If I'm lucky"

Her: "Gee, I'm horny, think I'll go to the club, let some Bozo buy me drinks all night, breakfast, then to his place."

How awesome would it be to go out knowing that it's guaranteed you will get laid by the one you choose?