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(The Sun)   Not that it's any interest to Farkers, but there's a girl who pinches sex 'trophies' from each one of her sexual conquests   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 251
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2012-05-12 04:30:02 PM
In America, we call that a crazy slut.
 
2012-05-12 04:33:39 PM
Wow, I'm sure she's the only to have ever done that.
 
2012-05-12 04:39:44 PM
And she wonders why her BFs never work out? she keeps STEALING shiat from them. LOL

I predict that in 10-15 years she will be complaining about how there are no good single men out there for her to date.
 
2012-05-12 04:49:20 PM
Future episode of "Hoarders."
 
2012-05-12 04:54:02 PM
I like the potato (could be a rock but I desperately want it to be a potato).
 
2012-05-12 05:24:46 PM
Beats the hell out of carving another notch out of the headboard.
 
2012-05-12 05:36:22 PM
B*tch stole my socks!
 
2012-05-12 05:39:03 PM
Has she ever pinched a loaf?
 
2012-05-12 06:05:17 PM
NewportBarGuy: B*tch stole my socks!

biatch stole my fish.
 
2012-05-12 06:36:18 PM
Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy
 
2012-05-12 06:37:14 PM
You should see what she keeps in jars beside her bed.
 
2012-05-12 06:37:24 PM
Yeah thats quite a few in 6 years... Almost like subbies mom's numbers
 
Skr
2012-05-12 06:37:34 PM
snatching snatches sink ships
 
2012-05-12 06:38:45 PM
fark that, scroll down a bit and there's a 70 year old virgin with some Farker's name on her cherry!
 
2012-05-12 06:38:55 PM
Girls usually do that. They're called kids.
 
2012-05-12 06:39:20 PM
She's worth a sweater. That's pretty harmless.
 
2012-05-12 06:40:52 PM
I'd pinch it.
 
2012-05-12 06:42:43 PM
FTA: "I'm not ashamed of my big collection as each sexual experience has shaped me and the items remind me of that."

.... Shaped you into what? a hall?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-12 06:43:33 PM
tosh.comedycentral.com

Could be worse
 
2012-05-12 06:43:37 PM
That's what bastards are for
 
2012-05-12 06:43:49 PM
Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

An average of 3 per year isn't really all that many and not necessarily indicative of issues. As for the trophies bit, that's the crazy/issues part.
And then there's this gem:
"Often it's clothes like a used pair of boxer shorts, an old T-shirt, a hat or a jumper - something that smells of him."
 
2012-05-12 06:44:57 PM
I would definitely take both condoms with me. That biatch is crazy. Might even fake blowing a load and whip up a batch later.
 
2012-05-12 06:45:03 PM
I'd pinch one off on her.
 
2012-05-12 06:45:59 PM
More power to her if she feels like being proud of the fact that she's a slut and uses her own body to satiate her kleptomania.
 
2012-05-12 06:46:21 PM
And now 21 guys who were wondering where their stuff went will call the crazy biatch and want it back...
 
2012-05-12 06:47:40 PM
The only trophy that women get from sleeping with me is a custom mushroom stamp.

Just as your mom, she had dozens of them.
 
2012-05-12 06:48:14 PM
Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

Nonsense, just make sure you have an escape plan with two back up plans and new identity papers.
 
2012-05-12 06:50:32 PM
Conquests? How hard did she have to try to win the guys over?

"Why, hello, stranger. I am a female who would like to have intercourse with you. Would you like that? Yes? Great. Let's to to your place."

And, conquered.
 
2012-05-12 06:50:36 PM
Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

sorry but 21 guys by age 22 isn't that high a number really. of course many guys want a girl with less, but i think a guy who slept with 21 girls by that age and then later starts to settle down wouldn't consider himself a total whore. that could represent say four boyfriends and a one night stand every four months. maybe (probably, definitely?) it's higher than average for that age but it's hardly proof of total slutdom...

/now being fat is unexcusable on her part though
 
2012-05-12 06:50:57 PM
She kept the wrapper off the condom the guy used who busted her cherry. How utterly romantic or something.
 
2012-05-12 06:51:25 PM
That headline brought me knees closer and my hands in my lap.
 
2012-05-12 06:51:35 PM
Farktastic: And now 21 guys who were wondering where their stuff went will call the crazy biatch and want it back...

And don't forget my black... tee... shirt!
 
2012-05-12 06:52:10 PM
Megathuma: Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

An average of 3 per year isn't really all that many and not necessarily indicative of issues. As for the trophies bit, that's the crazy/issues part.
And then there's this gem:
"Often it's clothes like a used pair of boxer shorts, an old T-shirt, a hat or a jumper - something that smells of him."


3 per year over 2 years sounds like a lot. 3 per year over 6 years is chronic.
 
2012-05-12 06:52:44 PM
Caluth: [tosh.comedycentral.com image 600x400]

Could be worse


WTF! Where is that pic from?? Please tell me it's some kind of joke or weird ad....
 
2012-05-12 06:54:14 PM
kim jong-un: Megathuma: Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

An average of 3 per year isn't really all that many and not necessarily indicative of issues. As for the trophies bit, that's the crazy/issues part.
And then there's this gem:
"Often it's clothes like a used pair of boxer shorts, an old T-shirt, a hat or a jumper - something that smells of him."

3 per year over 2 years sounds like a lot. 3 per year over 6 years is chronic.


Jesus christ, what the hell is wrong with you people? Christ. The headline was right.

/150+
 
2012-05-12 06:54:17 PM
FreakyBunny: Conquests? How hard did she have to try to win the guys over?

"Why, hello, stranger. I am a female who would like to have intercourse with you. Would you like that? Yes? Great. Let's to to your place."

And, conquered.


Naughty, wicked Zoot.
 
2012-05-12 06:54:22 PM
I wondered where my Watford Hornets banner went.
 
2012-05-12 06:54:51 PM
What pinching a sex trophy might look like

pregnancy.womendiary.net
 
2012-05-12 06:57:54 PM
Megathuma: Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

An average of 3 per year isn't really all that many and not necessarily indicative of issues. As for the trophies bit, that's the crazy/issues part.
And then there's this gem:
"Often it's clothes like a used pair of boxer shorts, an old T-shirt, a hat or a jumper - something that smells of him."


Yeah that number would be common enough around here. I did have a g/f that had been with 14 guys by the time she was 16, she's about 23 now so I wonder what the number is up to...
 
2012-05-12 06:58:08 PM
losing her virginity aged 15

Given that the age of consent in the UK is 16, I guess, someone is in trouble now.
 
2012-05-12 06:59:17 PM
Now combine it with a scavenger hunt list and you've got yourself a nice hobby.

But seriously, don't steal. And if you must steal, steal kisses.
 
2012-05-12 07:00:37 PM
theoneontheleft: Now combine it with a scavenger hunt list and you've got yourself a nice hobby.

But seriously, don't steal. And if you must steal, steal kisses.


Suuuuuure... deprive Hershey's of needed revenue!

WOULD YOU DOWNLOAD A CAR?!?
 
2012-05-12 07:01:10 PM
waterrockets: What pinching a sex trophy might look like

[pregnancy.womendiary.net image 300x200]


nicely played on that one
 
2012-05-12 07:03:03 PM
Caluth: [tosh.comedycentral.com image 600x400]

Could be worse


In high school, I knew a girl who kept the used condoms. They weren't pinned to the wall with photos, tho.

Oh, and...

users.content.ytmnd.com
 
2012-05-12 07:03:14 PM
LowbrowDeluxe: /150+

no, 150 is a high number, probably regardless of age, and especially at that age. that's 2 per month for six years.... or if she ever had a serious boyfriend or we subtract out part of high school, could be a different guy every week. that's a little bit unusual when carried out over such a long period of time...
 
2012-05-12 07:04:40 PM
FTFA : Kerri, now 22, said: "Ever since then each time I spend the night with a guy I walk away with something I hope he won't miss."


Keep the chlamydia sweetie there is plenty more where that came from
 
2012-05-12 07:06:20 PM
namatad: And she wonders why her BFs never work out? she keeps STEALING shiat from them. LOL

I predict that in 10-15 years she will be complaining about how there are no good single men out there for her to date.


This. Nothing more to be said.
 
2012-05-12 07:07:02 PM
Freezebyte: Somethings not right if she's gone through 21 guys in whatever time frame....and not right meaning she's got issues = don't stick your dick in this crazy

I know that this is the land of the virginal, but, who the fark cares about the number of partners one has had as long as the person having the sex is safe and disease free.. me thinks this a way to slut shame the chick.
 
2012-05-12 07:07:58 PM
See guys, life ain't fair.

You: "I think I'll go to the club and see if I can buy a girl drinks all night and maybe, just maybe, she'll come home with me. If I'm lucky"

Her: "Gee, I'm horny, think I'll go to the club, let some Bozo buy me drinks all night, breakfast, then to his place."

How awesome would it be to go out knowing that it's guaranteed you will get laid by the one you choose?
 
2012-05-12 07:08:58 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
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