Keizer_Ghidorah: Every time I think humanity has hit bottom, somebody throws it a shovel.

Yeah, well, the GOP, particularly at the state level in this country, would laugh smugly at your shovel and continue using their fleet of backhoes.

Keizer_Ghidorah: "Gateway body parts"? Seriously? What the flying fark? Are we honestly trying the same scare tactics from the War on Drugs in this War on Sexuality? Are we going to start being arrested and imprisoned for possession of "gateway body parts"? Why are these people so mother farking STUPID?!?!

Every time I think humanity has hit bottom, somebody throws it a shovel.

Not all of humanity. A lot of countries got past this nonsense a long time ago. They're laughing at us now.

Trance750: Republicans most people like bigger GOVT as long as their own freedoms/rights are not restricted.

Seriously, other than a handful of hyper-idealistic libertarians, pretty much everybody* wants more govt, provided it is more govt banning things they don't like.

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(*)Includes the tea party, too

ph0rk: FraggleStickCar: Can all the powerful old white men who are terrified of change just die already?

This sounds more like a bill pushed by repressed housewives and middle aged women to me.

No, it's the wealthy middle-aged white men with cement brains and limp and tiny dicks that want to control everyone Else's sex lives because they have none.

The fact that people keep electing these useless old farts means you get what you deserve.

Young people have to vote other young people in. Move ahead.

Take back your government and take out your worn out old trash.

TFA: On Thursday, State Rep. Jon Lundberg told NBC station WCYB-TV that a focus on abstinence is needed because Tennessee has the seventh-highest teen birth rate in the nation and the 11th-highest HIV infection rate in the nation.

Mind-bogging.

The focus on abstinence-only is the reason why you have so many teen births and STDs, you ignorant jack-holes.

Teach the kids proper sex-ed, and those things will go down.

"Godwin said Planned Parenthood supports the state's abstinence-centered policy, but the reality is not everyone can be abstinent."

WTF?

Who literally can't?

Keizer_Ghidorah: "Gateway body parts"? Seriously? What the flying fark? Are we honestly trying the same scare tactics from the War on Drugs in this War on Sexuality? Are we going to start being arrested and imprisoned for possession of "gateway body parts"? Why are these people so mother farking STUPID?!?!

Every time I think humanity has hit bottom, somebody throws it a shovel.

Definitely a slippery slope sort of thing going on. What about gateway gateway body parts? The inner thighs may lead to the genitals, but the knees lead to the inner thighs. It's like Satan's highway down there.

Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: twiztedjustin: Tennessee is not in the South.

Then where is it? As a Tennessean, I get called a southerner by everyone else, from Arizona to Mississippi to Colorado. If you have another classification, I'd love to hear it, since it embarrasses me when I have to confess to being from the south, and Tennessee in particular. I'd much rather tell people I'm from...anywhere that is not the south.

Bad news...

Doc Daneeka: The focus on abstinence-only is the reason why you have so many teen births and STDs, you ignorant jack-holes.

Shh...don't spoil the surprise for them.

I don't think they've figured that out yet.

When will Tennessee have its Arab Spring?

usethe4ce: "Godwin said Planned Parenthood supports the state's abstinence-centered policy, but the reality is not everyone can be abstinent."

WTF?

Who literally can't?

People that fly and encounter the TSA?

On Thursday, State Rep. Jon Lundberg told NBC station WCYB-TV that a focus on abstinence is needed because Tennessee has the seventh-highest teen birth rate in the nation and the 11th-highest HIV infection rate in the nation.

Last I checked sperm doesn't come out of the fingertips. That was like the first thing they taught us in 'non-stupid' sex ed class.

kittypie070
and far more barbaric

As a language nerd, it amuses me that that word has lost all of its original meaning.

/it meant "not Greek"

God-is-a-Taco: thisisyourbrainonFark:

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Heh, what's the story of Beer Summit being stenciled on there on the rightmost* sign?
Welcome to the RACIST OBAMA STUPID POLICE Beer Summit!

*location. it's hard to judge the rightmost political one

Aw, man, you've never been to the RACIST OBAMA STUPID POLICE beer summit?

You haven't lived.

/Just don't pass out with your gateway body parts exposed, I'll tell you that.

Mrtraveler01: Doc Daneeka: The focus on abstinence-only is the reason why you have so many teen births and STDs, you ignorant jack-holes.

Shh...don't spoil the surprise for them.

I don't think they've figured that out yet.

Some things need to be figured out as fast as possible for the good of everyone.

FTFA: "Parenthood educators may answer a student's question by agreeing that anal and oral sex don't lead to pregnancy"

Wrong and wrong.

God, Tennesee sucks.

God-is-a-Taco: thisisyourbrainonFark:

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Heh, what's the story of Beer Summit being stenciled on there on the rightmost* sign?
Welcome to the RACIST OBAMA STUPID POLICE Beer Summit!

*location. it's hard to judge the rightmost political one

I believe it pertains to Obama, the policeman and the professor saga. Their thoughts on the significance of this momentous encounter must be striking.

Mrtraveler01: Doc Daneeka: The focus on abstinence-only is the reason why you have so many teen births and STDs, you ignorant jack-holes.

Shh...don't spoil the surprise for them.

I don't think they've figured that out yet.

It's like they've found themselves in a deep hole and decided that the solution is to dig harder and faster, because the shovel is the only tool they believe in.

AssAsInAssassin: TheShavingofOccam123: Insanity is repeating the same actions expecting a novel result.

No, that's stupidity. Insanity is elbowing the lavender albatross to settle for a pin cushion.

That's crazy talk!

MSNBC? The Fox News for the young.

Yes, you're all gonna die, and there IS someone watching you right now and you keep voting for them.

It's comical (downright frightening).

In other news, NBC - the people behind the fake side-impact fires and the biased editing of 911 calls to stir up racial tensions - now thinks that Stephen Colbert is worthy of mentioning in what could have been a serious news article.

thisisyourbrainonFark: maxheck: Hello... Tennessee?

There may be a reason you're so farked up.

Perhaps you should look to other, more successful states, and see what they are doing.

Just a thought.

GIS for backwoods Tennessee and it giveth the lutz.

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It's like an alien world.

Thanks to the awesomeness of teh Googles, I found this. I think the video was uploaded by the same guy who made the signs. He has some other videos that are filled with some of the most incomprehensible right wing fundie derp I have ever seen. Truly awe inspiring.

Darth Macho: sperm doesn't come out of the fingertips

Dud, soap and water.

thisisyourbrainonFark: Darth Macho: sperm doesn't come out of the fingertips

Dud, soap and water.

"Dude." Damn, fark four-letter words.

Someone should inform this guy of the strong correlation between abstinence-only states and high teen birth rates, as well as the correlation of states with full sex ed and low(er) teen birth rates.

"Correlation doesn't equal causation" will be used by anyone to dismiss logic, but it's fairly damning here. Wasn't it in Texas where the teen birth rate shot up some 300%* after they introduced the most stringent abstinence-only curriculum in the country?

*: that is three times its original value, not that 300% of teenagers are getting pregnant.

He won't be swayed, though. It would cause him enough cognitive dissonance to shake up his world-view, and humans are notoriously bad at dealing with that.

here are some facts for this retard
the bible belt has the fattest americans
the bible belt the highest rates of high school drop outs
the bible belt has the highest rates of teen pregnancy yet spends the most on abstinence only programs for kids
the bible belt has the most uninsured people per capita

so basically these bible humping morans are fat, stupid, reproducing, sexually oppressed, and ailing.
but i heard theyre really polite!

Don't Troll Me Bro!: thisisyourbrainonFark: maxheck: Hello... Tennessee?

There may be a reason you're so farked up.

Perhaps you should look to other, more successful states, and see what they are doing.

Just a thought.

GIS for backwoods Tennessee and it giveth the lutz.

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It's like an alien world.

I want to visit that place and have some conversations with those people, and record them.

No, you don't want to go to Dunlap.

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: kittypie070
and far more barbaric

As a language nerd, it amuses me that that word has lost all of its original meaning.

/it meant "not Greek"

I remember this, and something about it having to do with the fact that they (barbarians) spoke a language that didn't remotely resemble Greek. The Prof. may have made that part up though; he drank a lot.

twiztedjustin: Tennessee is not in the South.

Sorry buddy, you're in the south. Accept it.

El Freak: Thanks to the awesomeness of teh Googles, I found this. I think the video was uploaded by the same guy who made the signs. He has some other videos that are filled with some of the most incomprehensible right wing fundie derp I have ever seen. Truly awe inspiring.

Apparently posted by "jl1611," who made this fantastic comment:

"cindereleigh you are welcome to stop at my house and discuss mine signs any time you want ,sound to me you might be a sodomite lesbian instead of being a Christian, if you cannot stand the heat get out of the kitchen Rom."

That is so 1986.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdpAop7gp0w

FloydA: usethe4ce: "Godwin said Planned Parenthood supports the state's abstinence-centered policy, but the reality is not everyone can be abstinent."

WTF?

Who literally can't?

Hookers. If they did, they'd probably get firedthisisyourbrainonFark: God-is-a-Taco: thisisyourbrainonFark:

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Heh, what's the story of Beer Summit being stenciled on there on the rightmost* sign?
Welcome to the RACIST OBAMA STUPID POLICE Beer Summit!

*location. it's hard to judge the rightmost political one

I believe it pertains to Obama, the policeman and the professor saga. Their thoughts on the significance of this momentous encounter must be striking.


Well they certainly didn't show up for work.

Yeah, yeah, grammar cop, I get it, OK, I shouldn't be drinking at work.

zweieye: MusicMakeMyHeadPound: kittypie070
and far more barbaric

As a language nerd, it amuses me that that word has lost all of its original meaning.

/it meant "not Greek"

I remember this, and something about it having to do with the fact that they (barbarians) spoke a language that didn't remotely resemble Greek. The Prof. may have made that part up though; he drank a lot.

I distinctly recall having two separate profs tell me it was because the Greeks thought they were speaking nonsense, that they were just stammering "bar bar bar bar bar," and so they called them barbarians.

Trance750: gravy chugging cretin.: So, finger-banging your sister is straight out of the question then.

Only if your married. You know, got to keep it Holy and all

But NIN says it makes you closer to God.