If it helps stop those dumb farkers from reproducing and continuing on their line of idiocy, I'm all for it

Tehran,TN?

How can you be a 'small government' Republican and then turn around and support invasive government like this...?

As long as we got free access to gateway drugs we be allright, - right?

/tough to be in Tennessee
//trying to make Mississippi feel all better
///mean old tarheels anyway

Hobodeluxe: Weaver95: How can you be a 'small government' Republican and then turn around and support invasive government like this...?

cognitive dissonance?

but it doesn't make any sense. you cannot say that you hate 'nanny state' governance that's always in your personal space and telling you what to do and then turn around and support nanny state governance that's always in your personal space telling you what to do.

that's not cognititive anything...that's f*cking insanity.

Weaver95: How can you be a 'small government' Republican and then turn around and support invasive government like this...?

You only got it part right. It goes like this:

"Keep government off our backs and let the free market do whatever it wants."

And

"We need to codify our moral views in law and force every individual in America to live by them."

/Screw that whole Freedom of Religion liberal bullshiat

Carth: FTFA: "On Thursday, State Rep. Jon Lundberg told NBC station WCYB-TV that a focus on abstinence is needed because Tennessee has the seventh-highest teen birth rate in the nation and the 11th-highest HIV infection rate in the nation."

In other news Jon Lundberg is a complete moran for trying to convince teenagers to stop farking.

I'm sure this guys thinks that kids fooling around only began with a rise in godlessness and that it hasn't been going on since there have been humans.

gravy chugging cretin.: So, finger-banging your sister is straight out of the question then.

Only if your married. You know, got to keep it Holy and all

Gov. Bill Haslam

Sounds muslim

David Fowler, president of the Family Action Council of Tennessee, which pushed the bill, told Reuters the law does not ban kissing or holding hands from discussion in sex education classes. But he said it addresses the touching of certain "gateway body parts," including genitals, buttocks, breasts and the inner thigh.

So ear-farking is still ok? Phew.

Weaver95: How can you be a 'small government' Republican and then turn around and support invasive government like this...?

Good question, Weaver. But I bet we will nary hear a peep from our Conservative friends, here....

edmo: Weaver95: How can you be a 'small government' Republican and then turn around and support invasive government like this...?

You only got it part right. It goes like this:

"Keep government off our backs and let the free market do whatever it wants."

And

"We need to codify our moral views in law and force every individual in America to live by them."

/Screw that whole Freedom of Religion liberal bullshiat

I can almost buy the idea that the Republicans are becoming a party dedicated to the idea of a christian theocratic/authoritarian regime change in this country. but the problem there is the crossover with the Ayn Rand cultists who are using the GOP to push their perverted version of capitalism on the rest of the nation. how do you reconcile a bunch of money worshiping Randian cultists with a bunch of theocratic authoritarians? Granted, the prosperity gospel helps out with that but it still doesn't jibe into a coherent message that the Republicans can sell to the unwashed masses.

Does not approve: Link

Trance750: Weaver95: How can you be a 'small government' Republican and then turn around and support invasive government like this...?

Good question, Weaver. But I bet we will nary hear a peep from our Conservative friends, here....

God knows, i've tried to get an answer out of our more vocal GOP shills on fark. They either change the subject, attack me for daring to ask such a question, or just break down into grunting and wild gestures.

Stupid republicans, pulling this crap in an election year, it's like they really are just trying to throw it.

/and the dems rejoice

Corporate Self: cman: If it helps stop those dumb farkers from reproducing and continuing on their line of idiocy, I'm all for it

What do teenagers do when something is taboo?

f*ck like rabbits, then post the pictures on the internets?

so baseball is illegal in tennesse now

David Fowler, president of the Family Action Council of Tennessee, which pushed the bill, told Reuters the law does not ban kissing or holding hands from discussion in sex education classes. But he said it addresses the touching of certain "gateway body parts," including genitals, buttocks, breasts and the inner thigh.

Not me! I stampede straight for the clitoris!

Weaver95: edmo: Weaver95:

I can almost buy the idea that the Republicans are becoming a party dedicated to the idea of a christian theocratic/authoritarian regime change in this country.

I just had the scariest thought... can you imagine if that was to happen and they actually appointed Pat Robertson to a position?

Trance750: Weaver95: edmo: Weaver95:

I can almost buy the idea that the Republicans are becoming a party dedicated to the idea of a christian theocratic/authoritarian regime change in this country.

I just had the scariest thought... can you imagine if that was to happen and they actually appointed Pat Robertson to a position?

I'd make a killing running booze, guns and porn on the black market.

Perhaps as part of that registration they can include "corporate hand jobs" as part of the illegal gateway activities.