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2012-05-12 02:54:11 PM  
8 votes:
deskofbrian.com

Used one last weekend to buy that shiathole on Oriental Avenue.
2012-05-12 06:25:28 PM  
2 votes:
They make $100 bills?
2012-05-12 03:28:43 PM  
2 votes:
www.inquisitr.com

Itwaslastnightatthisstripclubon-maneverseethegoddamnnewAvengersflickf l ickwhatafunnyworddamnineedadrinkjusttheedgeyouknow?
2012-05-12 12:28:19 PM  
2 votes:
Ask your mom. She's running a "buy 10, get 10 free" deal.
2012-05-12 12:24:21 PM  
2 votes:
Yesterday. I needed some toilet paper.
2012-05-12 12:09:26 PM  
2 votes:

birdmanesq: I seriously wish I was Canada.


You wish you were a country? That's some lofty goals.
2012-05-12 12:07:46 PM  
2 votes:
I seriously wish I was Canada.
2012-05-12 12:04:32 PM  
2 votes:

birdmanesq: I lit a cigar with a $100 bill last night!


NIce....

I like lighting benjamins right before you stick them in the strippers g-string. It's hilarious to watch them scramble to blow them out.
2012-05-12 12:02:21 PM  
2 votes:
I paid that hooker with a $1000 bill.
She did some weeeeeird shiat
2012-05-12 12:00:21 PM  
2 votes:
I lit a cigar with a $100 bill last night!
2012-05-12 11:46:08 AM  
2 votes:
May 1st, I got a money order to pay rent. I have 5 of them, I am a pimp.
2012-05-12 07:42:31 PM  
1 vote:

Nattering Nabob: One of us is doing something wrong.


There is another option.
2012-05-12 06:20:16 PM  
1 vote:

SwiftFox: Last time I filled up the car's gas tank


Me too. Only got a $20 for change.
2012-05-12 06:15:42 PM  
1 vote:
Last saturday at the gun shop.
2012-05-12 06:04:25 PM  
1 vote:
I always use cash.

If I have less than five of them in my pocket I feel naked.
2012-05-12 06:04:25 PM  
1 vote:

dmars: Bacontastesgood: dmars: Cash is dumb. I haven't actually carried money in my wallet for a long time now.

Yeah, it's so much better if not only your bank but every merchant can track your purchase history and target you for marketing, and control your credit accordingly, and your insurance company can get in on it and predict when things that affect your risk rating are happening in your life.

Or, you know, maybe how you live is none of their farking business.

some one is batshiat paranoid


You laugh but he's got a point. I've noticed lately when I walk into a store I've never been to before, the cashiers break into a song and dance singing commercial jingles to me.
KIA
2012-05-12 06:01:49 PM  
1 vote:
Yesterday at Starbucks. They told me "We can't take that." I said "You have to. It says right there on the front, legal tender for all debts public and private." The barista looked hugely confused, called for the manager and he said he'd do it but I'd have to take all my change in ones and fives.

Just for that, I gave him my credit card and now they get to pay the bank a 4.5% charge out of that purchase. Sheesh.
2012-05-12 05:46:28 PM  
1 vote:

dmars: Cash is dumb. I haven't actually carried money in my wallet for a long time now.


Just so you know... when I'm standing in line behind you at 7/11 and you pull out your card to pay the $1.37 for that Big Gulp... I'm having a fantasy where I punch you in the back of the head and everybody else in line laughs at you as you crumple to the floor.

/Is it ITG if it's a fantasy?
//would probably miss, break my hand or hurt my back.
2012-05-12 05:05:22 PM  
1 vote:

namatad: SnowPeas: Every other friday,.. cause trollin aint just for the internet.

Step 1, obtain fresh crisp 100 dollar bill.
Step 2, Locate walmart, enter.
Step 3, Wait near registers untill one opens up, get first in line. present the clerk with a pack of gum you wish to purchase. pay with the hundred. thus empting their drawer. (less the cost of the gum of course) Laugh as they have to close the register to get more money.

you sir/maam/thing, are my fark hero of the week.


its best to have a friend with you,... so they can follow you with another hundred, and another small item.
2012-05-12 04:47:33 PM  
1 vote:

SnowPeas: Every other friday,.. cause trollin aint just for the internet.

Step 1, obtain fresh crisp 100 dollar bill.
Step 2, Locate walmart, enter.
Step 3, Wait near registers untill one opens up, get first in line. present the clerk with a pack of gum you wish to purchase. pay with the hundred. thus empting their drawer. (less the cost of the gum of course) Laugh as they have to close the register to get more money.


you sir/maam/thing, are my fark hero of the week.
2012-05-12 04:39:20 PM  
1 vote:
In Vietnam, I've spent 500,000 Dong bills. They are worth $25.
2012-05-12 04:21:03 PM  
1 vote:

birdmanesq: I seriously wish I was Canada.


Big AND on top of your best friend???
2012-05-12 04:05:22 PM  
1 vote:
Me, twice a year. Christmas and birthday. Everything else big is either check (the folks) or card.

Now, this guy...

cdn.cnwimg.com
2012-05-12 03:42:02 PM  
1 vote:
Almost daily.
2012-05-12 03:29:52 PM  
1 vote:
Just this morning, was gonna use it to buy a telescope but I gave it to a girl from school so she can replace the dress she borrowed from her mother cause some jock spilled wine on it.
2012-05-12 03:29:18 PM  
1 vote:

GORDON: Everyone is broke.

Obama 2012.


All the losers you know are broke, you mean, but go ahead and blame somebody else for your massive fail.
2012-05-12 03:24:51 PM  
1 vote:

GORDON: Everyone is broke.

Obama 2012.


I live with my mom

Keep farkin' that chicken, threadshiatter.
2012-05-12 03:07:31 PM  
1 vote:
work for the U.S. Mint.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some Farkers believe anything they hear.
2012-05-12 03:00:00 PM  
1 vote:
yall a bunch of gangstas
www.hotlikesauce.com
2012-05-12 02:43:13 PM  
1 vote:
I'm a musician; most of my pay is in c-notes.
2012-05-12 02:39:42 PM  
1 vote:
Last time I filled up the car's gas tank
2012-05-12 02:36:30 PM  
1 vote:
farm1.staticflickr.com


A few minutes ago...

/Not really

2012-05-12 02:19:00 PM  
1 vote:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Last month. I pay rent in hundreds. Five of them.


Imagining what I'd get for 500 dollar rent in somewhat frightening.
2012-05-12 02:15:37 PM  
1 vote:
The question is moot!
2012-05-12 01:47:40 PM  
1 vote:
Ive only seen one Canadian $1000 bill. I wrote "this one is mine" on it. Now they took them out of circulation.*kicks at dirt*
2012-05-12 12:30:47 PM  
1 vote:

birdmanesq: Damnit. I always look like a dick/idiot/Canada lover in greenlit threads...


Canada lover is by far the worst of the three.
MBK [TotalFark]
2012-05-12 12:27:38 PM  
1 vote:

birdmanesq: Damnit. I always look like a dick/idiot/Canada lover in greenlit threads...


How is that any different than any other thread?
2012-05-12 12:18:55 PM  
1 vote:

violentsalvation: When I was taking my high-roller bathroom mirror douchebag glamour shots.


Sup.....

files.stripersonline.com
2012-05-12 12:12:04 PM  
1 vote:
When I was taking my high-roller bathroom mirror douchebag glamour shots.
2012-05-12 11:42:27 AM  
1 vote:
Two weeks ago. I made it rain in that biatch.
2012-05-12 11:40:49 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not sure I ever have, come to think of it. Even before the everything-plastic era, I always kind of disliked carrying cash.
2012-05-12 11:33:34 AM  
1 vote:
April
 
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