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(NBC Washington)   Welcome to the world, Benjamin Holtby. Will the CAPS netminder secure a spot for his team in the NHL Eastern Conference Finals? Or will the Rangers end a 15-year drought? We shall see tonight at 7:30pm ET   (m.nbcwashington.com) divider line 1025
    More: Cool, NHL Conference Finals, Benjamin Holtby, Rangers, goal tender, Braden Holtby, Washington Capitals, Jeff Halpern  
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Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:40:42 AM
Frozen_Puck: Thanks Silvara... I knew it was coming too. She was my best friend. It cut really deep. I don't trust many people, and her having burned me has really magnified that. But now I'm just wanting to have fun and I don't give a shiat what anyone thinks, which is different than how I've lived my life the past 10 years. I was always worried what everyone thought. Now fark em. :-)

/and yeah, I'm being safe

That's great (well, the not giving a shiat and being more comfortable with yourself bit - not the not trusting people bit). I think people who are in relationships their entire developing years of their 20s sometimes don't learn who they truly are, just who they are with someone else. Have fun with it, seriously.
 
9beers
2012-05-13 12:41:30 AM
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:42:49 AM
Frozen_Puck: I can't take credit for calling her Charlie Brown first though... someone else did that earlier in the thread. :-)

Hehe...oh well. Still good timing.

WTF is this shiat?
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:44:35 AM
I know losing in the first round after all those injuries was terrible, but I did not expect to hear Bulls coach Tom Thibodeau drunkenly singing "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" in New Orleans as part of his mourning process.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 12:46:27 AM
Abbey is the only thing saving this performance...
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:46:33 AM
Oh my god. I'm on a boat? Really?
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:46:48 AM
9beers: "Next Question" feat John Tortorella by DJ Steve Porter

That is fantastic!

OMG, I'm on a Boat. Hell yeah.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 12:47:28 AM
I'M ON A BOAT MOTHERfarkERS!!!

/doing flips and shiat
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:48:24 AM
I GOT A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN

/that IS T-Pain
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:48:26 AM
I GOT A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:49:02 AM
You know, there are songs that I hear about that I assume people are just farking with me about. I can't believe they exist. And they're actually popular.

This song tho, this song I can deal with.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 12:49:15 AM
Silvara: That's great (well, the not giving a shiat and being more comfortable with yourself bit - not the not trusting people bit). I think people who are in relationships their entire developing years of their 20s sometimes don't learn who they truly are, just who they are with someone else. Have fun with it, seriously.

Well said. I know who I was with her. It's not who I am. I'm finding that out. It's taking some time, but I'm realizing it. It's for the best I guess, no matter how much it sucked...
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:50:03 AM
"Go old man. Go old man"
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 12:50:49 AM
I'll take the girl in the black and white striped dress please...
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:51:14 AM
Part of me hopes that girl in the striped dress at least has underwear on...and part of me doesn't.
 
9beers
2012-05-13 12:51:15 AM
Black and white miniskirt is working dat ass.
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:52:19 AM
Silvara: Part of me hopes that girl in the striped dress at least has underwear on...and part of me doesn't.

It was hypnotic. I'd hate to be Samantha and follow that.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:52:45 AM
Frozen_Puck: Well said. I know who I was with her. It's not who I am. I'm finding that out. It's taking some time, but I'm realizing it. It's for the best I guess, no matter how much it sucked...

Nod...sometimes it is. :)

Frozen_Puck: I'll take the girl in the black and white striped dress please...

I already called dibs awhile ago. Too late!
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:53:12 AM
*sideways look* is that a giant penis?
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:53:36 AM
vegaswench: It was hypnotic. I'd hate to be Samantha and follow that.

Hahah...yeah.

Also, is that a wang pinata?
 
9beers
2012-05-13 12:53:59 AM
vegaswench: *sideways look* is that a giant penis?

Yes, yes it is.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:54:13 AM
I see this is a bachelorette party, lol.
 
mephisto6 [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:54:23 AM
robsul82: mephisto6: robsul82: mephisto6: yeah, i'm just used to you taking your win a little more cool. Or maybe I have you confused with someone else who is not a dick.

Not that you're a dick.

You have me confused with a Rangers fan, which to a Devils fan like me is definitely being a dick, lol.

Holy hell that series is gonna kick some major ass. I'm looking foreward to it! Glad the Rangers won, but your team is the shiz-nacho

don't be scared.

/gl to your Devils

Thanks, man. Devils in 6, a nice home ice celebration after winning the East, a lovely serenade of MARTY'S BETTER as Henrik slinks off the ice with his vat of hair gel in tow....pleasepleaseplease, lol. Now THAT would be grand.

I'll be pulling for the coyotes, and the rangers. Just as you'll be rooting for the kings.
This Final needs a bad guy and your team ain't it... godammit
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:55:40 AM
I will always love this song. Always.
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:56:10 AM
Tony Romo remembers the dance, lol, nice.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:57:24 AM
Ok, dude in a cowboy hat is awesome.
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:57:57 AM
robsul82: Tony Romo remembers the dance, lol, nice.

You know Tony practices this shiat on his web cam. The mirror wasn't doing it for him anymore.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 12:58:44 AM
Silvara: I already called dibs awhile ago. Too late!

Hands off! I don't care if you're a fellow Habs fan, I'll kick your ass! She's mine. ;-)

WALK THIS WAY! :-)
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 12:59:39 AM
Black Cowboy has gotten a lot of stage time tonight... good for him!
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 12:59:46 AM
I was just about to say this guy isn't as bad as I thought he was gonna be. Then he sang the chorus.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:00:59 AM
Frozen_Puck: Hands off! I don't care if you're a fellow Habs fan, I'll kick your ass! She's mine. ;-)

Hey, she's trashed, she's more likely to want to be experimental :P
 
vegaswench [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:01:14 AM
Silvara: I was just about to say this guy isn't as bad as I thought he was gonna be. Then he sang the chorus.

He's got good stage presence, though. Makes up for a lot.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 01:03:21 AM
Silvara: Frozen_Puck: Hands off! I don't care if you're a fellow Habs fan, I'll kick your ass! She's mine. ;-)

Hey, she's trashed, she's more likely to want to be experimental :P

Grr... damn you!

/can I at least watch?
//maybe join? haha
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:03:31 AM
Ohhhhh....that explains much.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:05:39 AM
Frozen_Puck: Grr... damn you!

/can I at least watch?
//maybe join? haha

Hah! I'm terrible at sharing. :P
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:05:47 AM
Enjoying Abby's dancing during this song? Yes, that is affirmative.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:08:28 AM
I think I'm gonna enjoy this DJ wayyyyyyy more.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 01:08:34 AM
robsul82: Enjoying Abby's dancing during this song? Yes, that is affirmative.

I'm starting to like Abbey more than Nicole DD. Nicole has a great scream and I bet she's hella fun, but Abbey's pretty cool too!
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:10:28 AM
Frozen_Puck: robsul82: Enjoying Abby's dancing during this song? Yes, that is affirmative.

I'm starting to like Abbey more than Nicole DD. Nicole has a great scream and I bet she's hella fun, but Abbey's pretty cool too!

Yeah, I'm definitely liking the dark horse, heh.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:10:43 AM
Do you think they've managed to get the bride off the bathroom floor yet?
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:12:24 AM
robsul82: Yeah, I'm definitely liking the dark horse, heh.

Laugh...as she leaves shift.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 01:16:54 AM
WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?!?
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:17:51 AM
Frozen_Puck: WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?!?

Bad singing.
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 01:18:13 AM
Can we get the hot girl in the black and white striped dress back on stage for a few songs? Please?
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 01:18:50 AM
Silvara: Frozen_Puck: WHAT'S GOING ON?!?!?!?

Bad singing.

Ha!
 
Frozen_Puck
2012-05-13 01:20:49 AM
Oh, so Black Cowboy is one of the hosts at Cats? Why am I just realizing this now?
 
9beers
2012-05-13 01:20:54 AM
This is the first time in the history of the world that a black guy in a cowboy hat has sang some Fallout Boy.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:21:00 AM
I'm sorry, did he just use the word "classic" and "Fall Out Boy" in the same sentence?
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:21:37 AM
Whoops...dropped an "s" there.
 
Silvara [TotalFark]
2012-05-13 01:22:34 AM
Frozen_Puck: Oh, so Black Cowboy is one of the hosts at Cats? Why am I just realizing this now?

Cuz you're drunk?
 
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