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(NBC Washington)   Welcome to the world, Benjamin Holtby. Will the CAPS netminder secure a spot for his team in the NHL Eastern Conference Finals? Or will the Rangers end a 15-year drought? We shall see tonight at 7:30pm ET   (nbcwashington.com) divider line 1025
    More: Cool, NHL Conference Finals, Benjamin Holtby, Rangers, goal tender, Braden Holtby, Washington Capitals, Jeff Halpern  
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2012-05-12 08:37:09 PM  

Smiths: Caps ain't pulling the trigger.

They need Zimmerman.


Rangers came to score goals and eat Skittles.

And they're all out of Skittles.
 
2012-05-12 08:37:35 PM  
BTW yelp reviews of Cat's Meow are amazing. So many people complain about DD hosting and taking away singing and everything.
I guess it's one of those "Great to watch, but not go if you wanna sing karaoke" places.

Link
 
2012-05-12 08:38:21 PM  

Babwa Wawa: 9beers: soopey: The Breakfast Club sucked.

There, I said it.

No way man, I was a senior in high school when it came out and it was pretty much the greatest thing ever.

I'll agree with that. It isn't a timeless movie, though. Pretty much for our generation, and that's it, as far as I can tell.


Nostalgia sweetens it. But it was definitely ahead of its time.
 
2012-05-12 08:38:32 PM  
Doc -- "I'll shut up now"

Ha! I wish!
 
2012-05-12 08:38:55 PM  
Laich took that shiat
 
2012-05-12 08:39:11 PM  
Long change!

Drink!
 
2012-05-12 08:39:12 PM  
long change.....DRINK!!!
 
2012-05-12 08:39:21 PM  
"Period of the long change."

Drink!
 
2012-05-12 08:39:53 PM  
Long Drink... CHANGE!!

/no seriously... too much, didn't make it to the bathromm in time.

;)
 
2012-05-12 08:39:55 PM  
I know his name is "Laich", but I always imagine his name to be "Bruchslaich". How many "Laich"s are there to need to use his first name?
 
2012-05-12 08:40:05 PM  

Donnchadha: Long change!

Drink!


missed it by 1sec
 
2012-05-12 08:40:19 PM  

9beers: soopey: The Breakfast Club sucked.

There, I said it.

No way man, I was a senior in high school when it came out and it was pretty much the greatest thing ever.


Then you grew up and realized it sucked, right?
 
2012-05-12 08:41:05 PM  

Smiths: BTW yelp reviews of Cat's Meow are amazing. So many people complain about DD hosting and taking away singing and everything.


Maybe the power of Fark will overwhelm and we will convince em to go to one out of three or four.
 
2012-05-12 08:41:09 PM  

Smiths: BTW yelp reviews of Cat's Meow are amazing. So many people complain about DD hosting and taking away singing and everything.
I guess it's one of those "Great to watch, but not go if you wanna sing karaoke" places.

Link


To be fair, I've never been to a karaoke bar where the KJ sings every other song. That would SUCK if I went live, but online, I don't care, sicne I only half-watch it anyway.
 
2012-05-12 08:41:14 PM  
Henrik is a diaphragm from hell blocking that Semin
 
2012-05-12 08:41:19 PM  

Smiths: Laich took that shiat


I bet he didn't...

*sunglasses*

... Laich that
 
2012-05-12 08:41:22 PM  
Oh damn! Semin with a good chance!
 
2012-05-12 08:41:23 PM  
Shiat son, how did he stop that?

[hits immediate rewind]

Shiat son, how did he stop that?!?!
 
2012-05-12 08:41:26 PM  
That should have been a goal
 
2012-05-12 08:41:28 PM  
Oh DAMN that was a nice play. Bailed out by Henrik.
 
2012-05-12 08:41:55 PM  

yookaloco: Polish Hussar: FastJeff: lol farking balloon scared me, thought a spider was coming down in front of my face

Can't sleep, balloon will eat me

Have ya read this? (SFW)


That is priceless.

What a "fat little dwarf in a security outfit" in the control room "watching the security monitors of my brain" and hitting the panic button in the face of a malevolent presence might look like (6:20).

Fark airship thread
 
2012-05-12 08:42:01 PM  

Vangor: I know his name is "Laich", but I always imagine his name to be "Bruchslaich". How many "Laich"s are there to need to use his first name?


They do that so that they don't sound like 80's valley girls. They learned that one the harder way, when he played JR Hockey on the same line as Mike Yanno

/laich yanno?
 
2012-05-12 08:42:11 PM  

vegaswench: Smiths: BTW yelp reviews of Cat's Meow are amazing. So many people complain about DD hosting and taking away singing and everything.
I guess it's one of those "Great to watch, but not go if you wanna sing karaoke" places.

Link

To be fair, I've never been to a karaoke bar where the KJ sings every other song. That would SUCK if I went live, but online, I don't care, sicne I only half-watch it anyway.


yep exactly. i'd be pissed if there was a line and my name was sitting there and DD came out to sing Lady Gaga again or something.

But watching live? it provides good discussion breaks and hope for rape-girl
 
2012-05-12 08:42:18 PM  

RminusQ: Then you grew up and realized it sucked, right?


Nope, it's still a great flick. They just don't make teen movies like they did back in the 80's.
 
2012-05-12 08:43:00 PM  
GFEDJSGASDFDFD
 
2012-05-12 08:43:26 PM  
WHHOOOOA another great save?
 
2012-05-12 08:43:30 PM  
lol, Doc..."SCOR...no, no!!"
 
2012-05-12 08:43:30 PM  
Wow....Holtby got lucky there.

Dammit Lundqvist!
 
2012-05-12 08:43:43 PM  
Scor.......NO!
 
2012-05-12 08:43:48 PM  

Vangor: Smiths: When ... you only end up watching segments and quoting it.

Is there any movie which stands up under scrutiny when only watched in segments? Pulp Fiction or Memento, both films told in segments, would fail.


Days of Thunder.
 
2012-05-12 08:43:50 PM  

yookaloco: They do that so that they don't sound like 80's valley girls. They learned that one the harder way, when he played JR Hockey on the same line as Mike Yanno


I don't believe this at all but it is such a perfect explanation it is hard not to just accept.
 
2012-05-12 08:44:33 PM  

Smiths: GFEDJSGASDFDFD


Fhqwhgads?
 
2012-05-12 08:44:35 PM  
Henrik keeping this game 1-0... Caps with some good chances. I have nothing against Henrik, but I want to see the Caps win this... c'mon boys!!
 
2012-05-12 08:45:34 PM  

vegaswench: lol, Doc..."SCOR...no, no!!"


It's like when they do it WWE, only Doc is actually fooled, and doesn't know the outcome, and does it maybe once a year (and only cuz he's older and the game is faster than his heyday)
 
2012-05-12 08:45:48 PM  

Frozen_Puck: Henrik keeping this game 1-0... Caps with some good chances. I have nothing against Henrik, but I want to see the Caps win this... c'mon boys!!


Henrik is a wall when he wants to be. He is amazing.

But, isn't it that this is the third series vs the caps and he's lost 2 of them?
 
2012-05-12 08:46:37 PM  
Black dude still in the Cats window... wow, he's been hanging out there for like 10 minutes at least.
 
2012-05-12 08:47:13 PM  
I feel bad for caps and rags fans. It really does make me glad my team is out. I was a mess last year watching the Bruins go to way too many game sevens. Only one team can win and the result is usually crushing.
 
2012-05-12 08:47:27 PM  

Frozen_Puck: Black dude still in the Cats window... wow, he's been hanging out there for like 10 minutes at least.


Motherf*cker is just staring me down through the camera since I made that "void" comment. I'm sorry guy! I'll buy you a drink if you want.
 
2012-05-12 08:48:02 PM  

Donnchadha: Smiths: GFEDJSGASDFDFD

Fhqwhgads?


COME ON Fhqwhgads! EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT

(of how much alcohol one's body can safely process)
 
2012-05-12 08:50:18 PM  
Rags getting in
 
2012-05-12 08:50:24 PM  

Smiths: Frozen_Puck: Henrik keeping this game 1-0... Caps with some good chances. I have nothing against Henrik, but I want to see the Caps win this... c'mon boys!!

Henrik is a wall when he wants to be. He is amazing.

But, isn't it that this is the third series vs the caps and he's lost 2 of them?


Yes, I believe you're right. He probably won't lose 3 in a row, but I'm hoping he does. Nothing against him personally, just would like to see Caps vs. Kings as the final at this point.
 
2012-05-12 08:50:30 PM  
WAS PP? Not sure NYR knows it's 5 on 5.
 
2012-05-12 08:50:48 PM  
good shift for the caps
 
2012-05-12 08:50:53 PM  
Juicy rebound. Capitals aren't going to get many good chances. They can't throw them away.
 
2012-05-12 08:51:18 PM  
Caps are buzzing... they deserve one soon.

But will they get one?
 
2012-05-12 08:51:22 PM  
O_O
Holy crap, Caps pouring it on!
 
2012-05-12 08:51:29 PM  
oh my god.

oh my god.

henrik you are winning this game for your team.
 
2012-05-12 08:51:34 PM  
Caps playing desperate and Lundqvist coming up huge
 
2012-05-12 08:51:39 PM  
The missing word in my last post was: hemmed.
 
2012-05-12 08:51:51 PM  
Think Green learned about cycling in there somewhere. He is actually passing a second and third time when he doesn't have a good shot on the return rather than just pumping a shot after an obligatory first pass.
 
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