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9319 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 May 2012 at 3:04 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-12 03:00:02 PM
 
2012-05-12 03:07:40 PM
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He's not dead, he's just very badly burned.

/Hotter than Mustafa in this particular scene
 
2012-05-12 03:07:47 PM
28 year old had a heart attack at work. What the fark was his job? Industrial meth tester/stuntman?
 
2012-05-12 03:08:29 PM
Did someone read aloud from the book ?
 
2012-05-12 03:09:32 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

I'm feeling better!
 
2012-05-12 03:09:54 PM

Tatsuma: It happens quite a lot in that part of the world


I usually think you get too much flak here, but to threadshiat in this thread's most initial communication (hate you filter) with that?
This thread is dead now. Thanks.
 
2012-05-12 03:13:15 PM
Have fun storming the castle?
 
2012-05-12 03:16:18 PM
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He feels happy now. He feels like going for a walk.
 
2012-05-12 03:17:52 PM
He shall not be mortally wounded in vain!
 
2012-05-12 03:20:19 PM

Tatsuma: It happens quite a lot in that part of the world


You know who else was only mostly dead in that part of the world?
 
2012-05-12 03:20:59 PM

Tatsuma: It happens quite a lot in that part of the world


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-12 03:21:39 PM
His name translates to "Lazarus",right?
 
2012-05-12 03:23:37 PM
He is reportedly looking forward to assisting one of his friends in avenging the death of his father.
 
2012-05-12 03:23:55 PM
Probably pining for the fjords.
 
2012-05-12 03:26:15 PM

Apos: His name translates to "Lazarus",right?


but is Hamdi Hafez al-Nubi immortal ? Are his methods supernatural ?
 
2012-05-12 03:28:28 PM
He almost gave his life for tourism.
 
2012-05-12 03:35:27 PM
Did the mourners already go through his pockets and look for loose change?
 
2012-05-12 03:36:44 PM
No comment from Generalissimo Francisco Franco, who remains dead.
 
2012-05-12 03:43:15 PM

HaywoodJablonski: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

He's not dead, he's just very badly burned.

/Hotter than Mustafa in this particular scene


XplodedSynapses: Have fun storming the castle?


One Bad Apple: [images.fanpop.com image 640x352]

He feels happy now. He feels like going for a walk.


WIN, WIN, WIN
 
2012-05-12 03:43:57 PM
So his wife can have sex with him as much as she wants, as long as it happens within the next six hours? Or maybe it only works the other way.
 
2012-05-12 03:44:10 PM
*truuue looove*

Liaar! Liaaaar!!!
 
2012-05-12 03:45:34 PM
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Seen leaving the house disappointed

/hot
 
2012-05-12 03:46:47 PM

Tatsuma: It happens quite a lot in that part of the world


I still prefer the one with the huge procession for the martyr where they dumped the body in front of several news crews and he gets up.

Or the one where a competing Palestinian group fires on the crowd, dumping the body, which then runs for cover with the crowd.
 
2012-05-12 03:59:29 PM

elev8meL8r: So his wife can have sex with him as much as she wants, as long as it happens within the next six hours? Or maybe it only works the other way.


His body is still warm so I don't think the time limit applies.
 
2012-05-12 04:08:25 PM
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He was blaving.
 
2012-05-12 04:33:22 PM
Does he mostly come out at night?

/mostly
 
2012-05-12 04:33:41 PM
He'll be up scaring Abbott and Costello in no time.
 
2012-05-12 05:21:19 PM
Why the scary tag. Is he a dangerous man, or a zombie?
 
2012-05-12 05:56:22 PM
It's why they call it a wake.
 
2012-05-12 06:10:07 PM
Just in time for Mummy's Day.
 
2012-05-12 06:25:14 PM
You rush a miracle worker you get rotten miracles
 
2012-05-12 06:33:57 PM
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LIAR!
 
2012-05-12 06:36:32 PM
Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake?
 
2012-05-12 06:39:11 PM
What Tatsuma said... because Muslims want the dead buried ASAP.
 
2012-05-12 06:42:35 PM

Tatsuma: It happens quite a lot in that part of the world


Yeah there's a ton of dead Palestinians. Hoo hah. You hateful sick Zionist shiat.
 
2012-05-12 06:45:14 PM

LordOfThePings: [upload.wikimedia.org image 400x300]

I'm feeling better!


We think you a haint!
 
2012-05-12 07:33:11 PM
Then he went home to see his mummy.
 
2012-05-12 10:19:08 PM
The real miracle here is that anyone survived attempted medical treatment in Egypt.
 
2012-05-12 10:35:44 PM
I'm told Egyptians make Americans look malnourished, so that's probably why 28 year olds are getting heart attacks.
 
2012-05-12 11:06:43 PM
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2012-05-13 12:49:30 AM
Relevant?
 
2012-05-13 12:53:06 AM
Farking FARK removes my farking image after it says its farking ok.

Attempt number 2 -

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-05-13 01:43:53 AM

ruinevil: I'm told Egyptians make Americans look malnourished, so that's probably why 28 year olds are getting heart attacks.


They're in love with KFC
 
2012-05-13 01:48:34 AM

DrMcNinja: 28 year old had a heart attack at work. What the fark was his job? Industrial meth tester/stuntman?


His job was to work in Egypt in 2012.
 
2012-05-13 02:52:30 PM

Nrokreffefp: Tatsuma: It happens quite a lot in that part of the world

Yeah there's a ton of dead Palestinians.


Which has to make you wonder why they keep faking it.
 
2012-05-13 03:08:25 PM

SharkTrager: Nrokreffefp: Tatsuma: It happens quite a lot in that part of the world

Yeah there's a ton of dead Palestinians.

Which has to make you wonder why they keep faking it.


Yeah, those crafty Palestinians living under an embargo after being robbed of their territories repeatedly. Always faking deaths. Oh wait, that's one, and Israel disproportionately murders them in the thousands. But hey, one stupid ass video proves the whole history of the region is manufactured.
 
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