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(The New York Times)   The New York Times summons the power of Fark, asks for the public's help in identifying a naked woman   (6thfloor.blogs.nytimes.com ) divider line
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2012-05-12 10:46:23 AM  
6 votes:
Most farkers have never seen a naked woman.
2012-05-12 12:48:28 PM  
5 votes:
FTFA: She simply showed up naked that day at Stephen Stills's house in Laurel Canyon, Calif., and sat down.

Crosby, Stills, and Gash.
2012-05-12 02:35:34 PM  
3 votes:

zamboni: Maybe... are there any pictures of her covered in semen?


Well sure, if that's your thing. Here you go.

i105.photobucket.com

i105.photobucket.com

Odd thing to ask for, but whatever floats your boat.
2012-05-12 12:56:39 PM  
2 votes:

Pud: There was only one, it must have been a Tuesday.


i291.photobucket.com

The greatest day in a Farkers life, was the day he saw a naked woman.... For me, it was a Tuesday!
2012-05-12 12:54:42 PM  
2 votes:

FloydA: What if it turns out to be Madeleine Albright?


No, wait...I know who she is!

www.troll.me
2012-05-12 12:43:52 PM  
2 votes:
Apparently they could get some satisfaction.

/But I try.
//And I try.
2012-05-12 12:41:01 PM  
2 votes:
It's a streetlight.
2012-05-12 12:27:25 PM  
2 votes:
Mom?
2012-05-12 10:56:09 AM  
2 votes:
It's pretty obviously Subby's mom. She hasn't aged well and she sure doesn't look like that any more, but at least her behavior hasn't changed.
2012-05-12 10:40:59 AM  
2 votes:
Why can't the naked women who show up on my doorstep look like that?
2012-05-12 03:29:48 PM  
1 vote:
Somewhere in the world...

"I'll be goddamned."

i.imgur.com
2012-05-12 01:21:49 PM  
1 vote:

Klom Dark: diaphoresis: Balchinian: Please...you are looking for a needle in a haystack, and even if someone comes forward claiming to be "Angel" it will never be verifiable. This is just an excuse to post nekkid buttocks on the Daily Fail site. NTTAWWT.

What is wrong with posting beautiful female nekkid buttocks?

Nothing. Which is why I said NTTAWWT.

That girl needs to work on her wiping skills.


No, that is just a scrotal shadow.
2012-05-12 01:19:04 PM  
1 vote:

diaphoresis: Balchinian: Please...you are looking for a needle in a haystack, and even if someone comes forward claiming to be "Angel" it will never be verifiable. This is just an excuse to post nekkid buttocks on the Daily Fail site. NTTAWWT.

What is wrong with posting beautiful female nekkid buttocks?

Possible NSFW


That girl needs to work on her wiping skills.
2012-05-12 01:05:37 PM  
1 vote:

shastacola: I'm pretty sure that's Hillary Clintin before Rohypnol turned her into a lesbian.


Don't be silly. Rohypnol doesn't turn you into a lesbian.
All it does is make your butt hole hurt the next morning.
2012-05-12 12:58:15 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure it was some hippie skank who snuck through Hells Angel security while waiting on a friend and let it loose, grew disillusioned with the New Age scene, hitchhiked to a convent next to wild horses, got all "groovy" with the sisters and God but left the flock after finding sympathy for the devil and made some poor decisions involving speed and credit card fraud, realized she was a fool to cry and found her actual self and that she was out of tears, and who now picks blackberries off the vine with her grandchildren as their mother's little helper for a brown sugar recipe and doesn't appreciate the media, nor you folks, shining a light on what she thought was a long-buried memory of her first, and last, time as a midnight rambler.

Too bad the band wasn't The Who.

/who the fark are you
2012-05-12 12:57:59 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure that's Hillary Clintin before Rohypnol turned her into a lesbian.
2012-05-12 12:46:46 PM  
1 vote:
I didn't know they had naked back then.
2012-05-12 12:44:04 PM  
1 vote:

FloydA: What if it turns out to be Madeleine Albright?


Not cool dude.... NOT cool...
2012-05-12 12:41:43 PM  
1 vote:
What if it turns out to be Madeleine Albright?
2012-05-12 12:41:40 PM  
1 vote:
I love how they're all just sitting around like it ain't no thing, not even really looking at her. Random hot naked chick just kinda shows up; just another day in the life of a Rolling Stone.
2012-05-12 12:40:45 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure she's the one sitting down with her back to the camera. Hope that helped...
2012-05-12 12:34:35 PM  
1 vote:
I hope they're able to crack the case.
2012-05-12 12:33:13 PM  
1 vote:
Here she is again later, naked, with Bill O'Reilly.

Link
2012-05-12 12:29:39 PM  
1 vote:
Have You Seen This Naked Woman Before?

Before what?
2012-05-12 10:55:38 AM  
1 vote:

R.A.Danny: Most farkers have never seen a naked woman.


{shakes fist}

Hey, now. Some of us have been to the "Adult Links" section.
 
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