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2012-05-12 10:42:11 PM

mikaloyd: Time to rip this race out of JJ's hands.

/reaches allll the way over to TKat's idol with a brazillion straws linked together.


/ resets idol power to 2 fisted slobber knocker


m1.ourstage.com
 
2012-05-12 10:42:14 PM
Go, Smoke!
 
2012-05-12 10:43:45 PM
Go Smoke!!
 
2012-05-12 10:43:51 PM

radiofreewill: More conspiracy theories from my supervisor:

Gordon was screwed out of the '07 Championship so that NASCAR would have a young driver who was a 5-time champion to attract a younger demographic.

I finally (politely) excused myself to grab a cigarette.


Tell him they make a pill for that kind of paranoia now...
 
2012-05-12 10:44:13 PM
WOOT! Go, Smoke!
 
2012-05-12 10:44:56 PM
Fun fact: Sorenson is *still* two spots in front of she who shall not be named.
 
2012-05-12 10:45:02 PM
The harder JJ has to drive, the faster he'll burn that gas!

C'mon Tony, make JJ lose!!
 
2012-05-12 10:45:28 PM
14 and 48 need to start smokin'

/ducks and runs
 
2012-05-12 10:45:44 PM
JJ has 19 trips to Darlington and no wins.

Yes, let's keep it that way!
 
2012-05-12 10:46:36 PM
Smoke is gonna need another caution imo.

Jimmy is just too fast.
 
2012-05-12 10:46:43 PM

Jensaarai: Fun fact: Sorenson is *still* two spots in front of she who shall not be named.


and jeff gordon, 30 laps down is only 3 spots behind her
 
2012-05-12 10:47:03 PM
Tony remember when JJ bumped you out of the way so he could win?

Remind him
 
2012-05-12 10:47:30 PM

PeriRies: Smoke is gonna need another caution imo.

Jimmy is just too fast.


agreed. the 48 is pulling away.
 
2012-05-12 10:48:01 PM

PeriRies: Smoke is gonna need another caution imo.

Jimmy is just too fast.


Thing is, the 48 is banking on having *just* enough gas to finish, but Smoke may just make him burn it all up before the checkered flag drops.
 
2012-05-12 10:48:07 PM

catastrophe averted: radiofreewill: More conspiracy theories from my supervisor:

Gordon was screwed out of the '07 Championship so that NASCAR would have a young driver who was a 5-time champion to attract a younger demographic.

I finally (politely) excused myself to grab a cigarette.

Tell him they make a pill for that kind of paranoia now...


Oh believe me, this barely tips the scales of his paranoia. I'm surprised he hasn't accidentally wore his tinfoil hat onto the site yet.
 
2012-05-12 10:48:19 PM

Jensaarai: FiendishFellow05: And now I'm being forced to watch Puss 'n Boots. Anyone got an 'alternative source'?

http://www.coolsport.tv/stream2.php


I like your link better tonight. I'm not stuck with Kahne's view during the commercials.
 
2012-05-12 10:48:27 PM
Stewart is waiting and watching
 
2012-05-12 10:50:37 PM
BTW Jenna tweeted this pic of Tony's trailer earlier.

p.twimg.com
 
2012-05-12 10:50:55 PM

radiofreewill: catastrophe averted: radiofreewill: More conspiracy theories from my supervisor:

Gordon was screwed out of the '07 Championship so that NASCAR would have a young driver who was a 5-time champion to attract a younger demographic.

I finally (politely) excused myself to grab a cigarette.

Tell him they make a pill for that kind of paranoia now...

Oh believe me, this barely tips the scales of his paranoia. I'm surprised he hasn't accidentally wore his tinfoil hat onto the site yet.


...and on top of that, DirecTV is gonna blow up his house!
 
2012-05-12 10:51:04 PM

mikaloyd: waiting and watching


top-people.starmedia.com

"I'm only watching the race, controlling it"
 
2012-05-12 10:51:08 PM
Remember when Kurt could get sponsors?
 
jht [TotalFark]
2012-05-12 10:51:22 PM
Go Smoke.

/that is all for now
//burn Jimmie burn
 
2012-05-12 10:51:24 PM

radiofreewill: catastrophe averted: radiofreewill: More conspiracy theories from my supervisor:

Gordon was screwed out of the '07 Championship so that NASCAR would have a young driver who was a 5-time champion to attract a younger demographic.

I finally (politely) excused myself to grab a cigarette.

Tell him they make a pill for that kind of paranoia now...

Oh believe me, this barely tips the scales of his paranoia. I'm surprised he hasn't accidentally wore his tinfoil hat onto the site yet.


I don't think I could handle working with that level of crazy for more than a few minutes. I tend to get a little stabby around psychos. Just self-preservation.
 
2012-05-12 10:53:02 PM

GardenWeasel: BTW Jenna tweeted this pic of Tony's trailer earlier.

[p.twimg.com image 600x800]


Pinstriping is nearly a lost art
 
2012-05-12 10:53:18 PM
Go high rate of fuel consumption!
 
2012-05-12 10:53:29 PM

WhyteRaven74: mikaloyd: waiting and watching

[top-people.starmedia.com image 640x480]

"I'm only watching the race, controlling it"


One Night In Piedmont?
 
2012-05-12 10:53:42 PM
Y'know, I think Truex is the true heir to Michael Waltrip making the race official. 5 years since his only win, driving for MW, and a frequent visitor in the wall.

What say you, Fark Sports? Shall he be the new Makes It Official driver?
 
2012-05-12 10:53:43 PM
all my fantasy drivers are bouncing of the wall these last few laps
 
2012-05-12 10:54:18 PM
And Kurt Busch goes sliding for sponsors!

C'mon Smoke, get him on the restart!!
 
2012-05-12 10:54:18 PM

mikaloyd: Remember when Kurt could get sponsors?


I'd suggest Wonder Bread for the lulz, but Hostess is currently going through financial trouble.
 
2012-05-12 10:54:52 PM
wheeeee!
 
2012-05-12 10:54:55 PM
Or not, no caution.
 
2012-05-12 10:54:56 PM
Kurt's making love to the lady in black.
 
2012-05-12 10:55:02 PM

FiendishFellow05: And Kurt Busch goes sliding for sponsors!


Sliding for sponsors is trying to find me.....
 
2012-05-12 10:55:02 PM
Dammit Kurt
 
2012-05-12 10:55:04 PM
Hello, Newman!
 
2012-05-12 10:55:15 PM
Damn, that was coming for a few laps, but still, bummer, Kurt.
 
2012-05-12 10:55:21 PM
...What is this I don't even?
 
2012-05-12 10:55:24 PM
dammit, Kurt
 
2012-05-12 10:55:26 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: Y'know, I think Truex is the true heir to Michael Waltrip making the race official. 5 years since his only win, driving for MW, and a frequent visitor in the wall.

What say you, Fark Sports? Shall he be the new Makes It Official driver?


i'd say no. he's 6th in points.
 
2012-05-12 10:55:29 PM
How many G-W-C are we going to get? These restarts are going to be fun.
 
2012-05-12 10:55:31 PM

mikaloyd: GardenWeasel: BTW Jenna tweeted this pic of Tony's trailer earlier.

[p.twimg.com image 600x800]

Pinstriping is nearly a lost art


I was like, "Hey that is pretty cool...Wait... Oh hell, he didn't. ROFL"
 
2012-05-12 10:55:44 PM
Aaaaaaaand Jeff's tire problems are so JJ can get win #200.
 
2012-05-12 10:55:45 PM

The Bestest: mikaloyd: Remember when Kurt could get sponsors?

I'd suggest Wonder Bread for the lulz, but Hostess is currently going through financial trouble.


i noticed at the beginning of the season that the tv guys refused to comment on him. now that he's running top ten every week, they have no choice and they like the underdog.
 
2012-05-12 10:55:45 PM
Ah, THERE it is! Now my comment is validated!


/Or am I a wizard?
 
2012-05-12 10:55:48 PM
Thanks, Kurt.
 
2012-05-12 10:55:55 PM
Actually, Kurt did us a favor.

He may have saved this race.
 
2012-05-12 10:56:11 PM
Sponsored by the Unknown comic

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2012-05-12 10:56:13 PM
Dammit Newman.
 
2012-05-12 10:56:23 PM
Whoever is running the idol tonight:

You have one shot at turning that thing up to the max. HOP TO IT! MOAR IDOL POWERZZZZ!
 
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