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2012-05-12 10:04:13 PM  

catastrophe averted: How many horrible side effects does a medication need before it's judged unfit to advertise?


That's what I was wondering.

"Androgel may cause Global Thermonuclear War in your butthole, so consult your doctor...."
 
2012-05-12 10:04:32 PM  
Kids are SO cute when they're drunk.
 
2012-05-12 10:05:27 PM  

The Bestest: that poor cone...


catastrophe averted: Nice cone smack, Danica.


Can you blame her? She likes VLC!

It plays anything!

images1.videolan.org

/and it skips DVDs right to the menu!
 
2012-05-12 10:05:27 PM  

PeriRies: catastrophe averted: How many horrible side effects does a medication need before it's judged unfit to advertise?

That's what I was wondering.

"Androgel may cause Global Thermonuclear War in your butthole, so consult your doctor...."


"Safe for human consumption" my ass, FDA.
 
jht [TotalFark]
2012-05-12 10:05:28 PM  
I think Danica's pissed at @theorangecone for nicknaming her "Princess Sparkle Pony".
 
2012-05-12 10:05:35 PM  
Interesting to see a Gravely car. My local dealer was supposed to retire 6 years ago. Thankfully he and they are still around.
 
2012-05-12 10:05:44 PM  
The Orange Cone @TheOrangeCone: Ouch. Again.
 
2012-05-12 10:07:20 PM  

ClavellBCMI: PeriRies: catastrophe averted: How many horrible side effects does a medication need before it's judged unfit to advertise?

That's what I was wondering.

"Androgel may cause Global Thermonuclear War in your butthole, so consult your doctor...."

"Safe for human consumption" my ass, FDA.


There is your problem. You aren't supposed to CONSUME it.
 
2012-05-12 10:07:39 PM  
Dammit Bobby
 
2012-05-12 10:08:10 PM  
Nice save by Labonte. I was sure he was going to hit the wall.
 
2012-05-12 10:08:39 PM  
Bobby LOLbonte
 
2012-05-12 10:08:49 PM  

Bob Dolemite: the thing that amuses me the most about these tracks is that they act like there are 4 turns. there are not four turns, there are 2.

lulz


Except Indy. Indy has 4.
 
2012-05-12 10:09:01 PM  
Old 3 laps down Crashes


i640.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-12 10:09:04 PM  

PeriRies: Dammit Bobby


That boy ain't right
 
2012-05-12 10:09:08 PM  
@TheOrangeCone is my new favorite Twitter.
 
2012-05-12 10:09:18 PM  
@TheOrangeCone: I need to remind Danica "hit it like the angry fist of god" doesnt mean what she thinks it does.
 
2012-05-12 10:09:42 PM  

GardenWeasel: Except Indy. Indy has 4.


exactly, and pocono 3.

/live in Indy, btw.
 
2012-05-12 10:09:58 PM  
He needs to be tighter, longer? When did this become the porn channel?
 
2012-05-12 10:10:04 PM  
JJ needs to be "tighter, longer?"

*signs endorsement with Cialis*
 
2012-05-12 10:10:10 PM  
Kurt is running for a Hendrick satellite team. PLEASE tell me the 24 crew is pitting the 51 right now.
 
2012-05-12 10:10:15 PM  
Tony Noooo!
 
2012-05-12 10:10:56 PM  

DanZero: PeriRies: Dammit Bobby

That boy ain't right


Think he's been hangin' with Mayfield, perhaps?
 
2012-05-12 10:10:59 PM  
NOT SMOKE!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2012-05-12 10:11:01 PM  
Smoke should really change his car's OS from Win 98
 
2012-05-12 10:11:07 PM  

Klippoklondike: i r sereus rase car drivr

[i969.photobucket.com image 252x335]

rase car driving r sereus


lol, man hands.
 
2012-05-12 10:12:19 PM  

The Bestest: Smoke should really change his car's OS from Win 98


B-but-but Windows ME....
 
2012-05-12 10:12:47 PM  

The Bestest: Fireproof: DanZero: A large increase in acne and hair?

DID YOU TAKE SOME OF MY ANDROGEL? Get back and make me a sammich.

WTF is "low-testosterone" anyhow, other than just having, you know, less testosterone?

Low T can actually lead to some serious conditions if left untreated.


Like watching Glee.
 
2012-05-12 10:12:54 PM  
SIDE BY SIDE -- HALLELUJAH
 
2012-05-12 10:13:31 PM  

rhiannon: The Bestest: Fireproof: DanZero: A large increase in acne and hair?

DID YOU TAKE SOME OF MY ANDROGEL? Get back and make me a sammich.

WTF is "low-testosterone" anyhow, other than just having, you know, less testosterone?

Low T can actually lead to some serious conditions if left untreated.

Like watching Glee.


Now that's a show that could use some warnings
 
2012-05-12 10:13:43 PM  

DanZero: SIDE BY SIDE -- HALLELUJAH


thank the IRL/ESPN for that.
 
2012-05-12 10:14:30 PM  
@nascarcasm
Danica nails committment cone - Michael Waltrip lowers grade to A-.
 
2012-05-12 10:14:33 PM  

Bob Dolemite: GardenWeasel: Except Indy. Indy has 4.

exactly, and pocono 3.

/live in Indy, btw.


lol, sorry. I should read profiles more often.

/Anderson
 
2012-05-12 10:14:41 PM  
Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck
Expecting Tony Stewart to say after the race: "My clutch was perfect. Never had a better one in my career. Wish they all could be like this"
 
2012-05-12 10:16:15 PM  

good_2_go: Jeff Gluck @jeff_gluck
Expecting Tony Stewart to say after the race: "My clutch was perfect. Never had a better one in my career. Wish they all could be like this"


Haha I love that guy.
 
2012-05-12 10:17:11 PM  

GardenWeasel: lol, sorry. I should read profiles more often.

/Anderson


Nice. Gotta love the Hoosier connection, usually root for the 14 or 39.

Ever see the special HBO did on the Anderson racetrack, "Dirty Driving"?
 
2012-05-12 10:17:23 PM  
Dammit Regan
 
2012-05-12 10:17:29 PM  

Jensaarai: Calling it now:

Biffle's best shot at a championship.


Hey I know what paint job needs to be on a Ford.

A Carroll Shelby homage.

Two racing stripes and a ball around the number

www.offroadexperience.com

cobb.typepad.com

25.media.tumblr.com

www.9news.com

www.motorsportscenter.com

gearpatrol.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2012-05-12 10:17:43 PM  
Furniture Rowe'D

*pacedog*
 
2012-05-12 10:18:09 PM  

DanZero: rhiannon: The Bestest: Fireproof: DanZero: A large increase in acne and hair?

DID YOU TAKE SOME OF MY ANDROGEL? Get back and make me a sammich.

WTF is "low-testosterone" anyhow, other than just having, you know, less testosterone?

Low T can actually lead to some serious conditions if left untreated.

Like watching Glee.

Now that's a show that could use some warnings


"Glee may cause loss of hearing, loss of vision, reduced mental acuity, acute acne, desire to sing show tunes, and dementia. Seek mental health counseling or your physician if any of these symptoms occur".
 
2012-05-12 10:19:12 PM  
Well mister Smith, if that is your real name

i640.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-12 10:19:37 PM  

mikaloyd: A Carroll Shelby homage.


imho, the california coupe is the baddest car ever made.
 
2012-05-12 10:20:08 PM  

Bob Dolemite: GardenWeasel: lol, sorry. I should read profiles more often.

/Anderson

Nice. Gotta love the Hoosier connection, usually root for the 14 or 39.

Ever see the special HBO did on the Anderson racetrack, "Dirty Driving"?


Same here. I whooped it up when Ryan signed with SHR. Never saw DD, I heard it wasn't flattering. I might have been in the stands, though, if they filmed on track.
 
2012-05-12 10:20:42 PM  

What_Would_Jimi_Do: mikaloyd: A Carroll Shelby homage.

imho, the california daytona coupe is the baddest car ever made.

 
2012-05-12 10:20:51 PM  
OK JJ's leading

put those damn yellow flags away
 
2012-05-12 10:20:53 PM  
Please, please, please burn out your starter JJ.
 
2012-05-12 10:21:49 PM  

mikaloyd: A Carroll Shelby homage.


Beautiful. Just beautiful.
 
2012-05-12 10:21:56 PM  

DanZero: OK JJ's leading

put those damn yellow flags away


And he's possibly 3 laps short on fuel, due to not pitting.
 
2012-05-12 10:22:01 PM  
Oh, Kyle would push him. Right in the corner panel.
 
2012-05-12 10:22:22 PM  
@nascarcasm

Oh no - Allmendinger has damage. Bring him in for 4 tires, fuel, an affirmation and some Prozac
 
2012-05-12 10:23:20 PM  
whatever. theres no way this is going to end green.
 
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