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(NASCAR)   Will Danica Patrick storm through the field to win? Will Fox not talk about Danica Patrick for more than five seconds? Its your Southern 500 starring Danica Patrick, live 6:30 PM ET on Fox   (nascar.com) divider line 653
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2012-05-12 09:36:27 PM  

Bob Dolemite: i had no idea home depot still sponsored a car. haven't seen it up front in years


Well the one driving it was some crazy inventor, or so I heard. Appears on the shopping channels a lot.

3.bp.blogspot.com

What?
 
2012-05-12 09:36:29 PM  

vegaswench: emonk: I wonder if Tony will crash with Newman to "give the fans what they want" this week.

What did you guys think of his rant last week?


It's a side of Tony that we haven't seen much since he became an owner.
 
2012-05-12 09:36:34 PM  

Jensaarai: I'm not exactly old, but if you asked me what the July Daytona race was, "Pepsi 400" and "Firecracker 400" would come to mind loooong before I actually remembered it's now the "Coke Zero 400."


probably because it's only been called that for the last 3 years. do you call this race the bojangles race?
 
2012-05-12 09:36:56 PM  
SiriusXM NASCAR @SiriusXMNASCAR
Due to Jeff Gordon going to the garage, Denny Hamlin can now be heard on Sirius 117.
 
2012-05-12 09:36:56 PM  

vegaswench: emonk: I wonder if Tony will crash with Newman to "give the fans what they want" this week.

What did you guys think of his rant last week?


Truly awesome.

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HOLY BIFF!
 
2012-05-12 09:37:23 PM  

catastrophe averted: vegaswench: emonk: I wonder if Tony will crash with Newman to "give the fans what they want" this week.

What did you guys think of his rant last week?

Very impressive. That he did it with a straight face totally cracked me up!


didn't see. is there a link?
 
2012-05-12 09:38:26 PM  
Calling it now:

Biffle's best shot at a championship.
 
2012-05-12 09:38:44 PM  

vegaswench: emonk: I wonder if Tony will crash with Newman to "give the fans what they want" this week.

What did you guys think of his rant last week?


loved it so much!
 
2012-05-12 09:38:51 PM  
First off mika, was that The Undertaker ghosted behind Pacedog earlier?

Also, just stepped outside to a beautiful sound: race cars! Local dirt track is not far from my job.
 
2012-05-12 09:39:01 PM  

Jensaarai: Calling it now:

Biffle's best shot at a championship.


Biffle: We Mean Win
 
2012-05-12 09:39:52 PM  

Jensaarai: Calling it now:

Biffle's best shot at a championship.


I would LOVE to see that. First guy to win one in all three national touring series.
 
2012-05-12 09:41:13 PM  
@nascarcasm
I respect Danica, but if Mikey Waltrip thinks she deserves an A+ for tonight's performance, then I wish I had him as a professor in college
 
2012-05-12 09:41:51 PM  
The secret to Casey Mears' setup: BBQ sauce.
 
2012-05-12 09:42:21 PM  
Have we talked about Danica enough yet?
 
2012-05-12 09:42:25 PM  
Glad it's pretty unanimous.
 
2012-05-12 09:43:33 PM  

FiendishFellow05: Jensaarai: Calling it now:

Biffle's best shot at a championship.

I would LOVE to see that. First guy to win one in all three national touring series.


Kyle came the very closest do doing that.
 
2012-05-12 09:45:01 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FiendishFellow05: Jensaarai: Calling it now:

Biffle's best shot at a championship.

I would LOVE to see that. First guy to win one in all three national touring series.

Kyle came the very closest do doing that.


He doesn't have a truck series championship, though he could probably get one if he wanted.
 
2012-05-12 09:46:18 PM  

Jensaarai: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FiendishFellow05: Jensaarai: Calling it now:

Biffle's best shot at a championship.

I would LOVE to see that. First guy to win one in all three national touring series.

Kyle came the very closest do doing that.

He doesn't have a truck series championship, though he could probably get one if he wanted.


Him and Carl Edwards are also the only two I would ever expect to be able to win all 3 in one year.
 
2012-05-12 09:46:34 PM  

Bob Dolemite: didn't see. is there a link?


http://www.sbnation.com/nascar/2012/5/6/3003513/tony-stewart-nascar-t a lladega-interview-2012

It isn't the actual video, which I can't find anywhere, but it covers most of his post Talladega comments.
 
2012-05-12 09:47:37 PM  

Jensaarai: Jensaarai: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FiendishFellow05: Jensaarai: Calling it now:

Biffle's best shot at a championship.

I would LOVE to see that. First guy to win one in all three national touring series.

Kyle came the very closest do doing that.

He doesn't have a truck series championship, though he could probably get one if he wanted.

Him and Carl Edwards are also the only two I would ever expect to be able to win all 3 in one year.


Eh, I didn't mean in one year, just over the span of a career.
 
2012-05-12 09:48:19 PM  
Ryan Newman's comment on how to improve Talladega: "We could go out there and run rental cars and run 75 miles an hour and make it a 100-mile race and put on a good show."
 
2012-05-12 09:48:28 PM  
Wow. What happened to the 2?
 
2012-05-12 09:49:16 PM  
Good grief, Mario Andretti looks so old these days.
 
2012-05-12 09:49:30 PM  

Jensaarai: Jensaarai: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FiendishFellow05: Jensaarai: Calling it now:

Biffle's best shot at a championship.

I would LOVE to see that. First guy to win one in all three national touring series.

Kyle came the very closest do doing that.

He doesn't have a truck series championship, though he could probably get one if he wanted.

Him and Carl Edwards are also the only two I would ever expect to be able to win all 3 in one year.


Or Danica.

What?
 
2012-05-12 09:50:01 PM  
Battleship: The biggest "MISS" of the summer
 
2012-05-12 09:51:10 PM  

DanZero: Battleship: The biggest "MISS" of the summer


Waiting for Tip-It.
 
2012-05-12 09:51:47 PM  
@jadegurss
Best line of day 1, #Indy500, from 'older' gent: "that's why they booked Lynyrd Skynyrd... to draw the younger crowd."
 
2012-05-12 09:51:52 PM  
Dear AT&T: We've had enough "race breaks." Please stop it.
 
2012-05-12 09:51:57 PM  

penguin31: Good grief, Mario Andretti looks so old these days.


That might be because he's 72..
 
2012-05-12 09:52:53 PM  

catastrophe averted: Dear AT&T: We've had enough "race breaks." Please stop it.


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-12 09:53:39 PM  

FiendishFellow05: Jensaarai: Jensaarai: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: FiendishFellow05: Jensaarai: Calling it now:

Biffle's best shot at a championship.

I would LOVE to see that. First guy to win one in all three national touring series.

Kyle came the very closest do doing that.

He doesn't have a truck series championship, though he could probably get one if he wanted.

Him and Carl Edwards are also the only two I would ever expect to be able to win all 3 in one year.

Eh, I didn't mean in one year, just over the span of a career.


Right. I was just adding that if anyone could currently do *that* it would be.

Biffle, Benson, and Bobby Labonte are the only 3 I know who currently have 2 of 3 championships. I suppose Bobby could hit the truck series for the lulz.
 
2012-05-12 09:54:31 PM  

Bob Dolemite: Ryan Newman's comment on how to improve Talladega: "We could go out there and run rental cars and run 75 miles an hour and make it a 100-mile race and put on a good show."


So... stock car racing?
 
2012-05-12 09:56:29 PM  

Jensaarai: So... stock car racing?


Ooooh, interesting concept. I wonder if it would work?
 
2012-05-12 09:56:46 PM  

Jensaarai: Bob Dolemite: Ryan Newman's comment on how to improve Talladega: "We could go out there and run rental cars and run 75 miles an hour and make it a 100-mile race and put on a good show."

So... stock car racing?


Zing!
 
2012-05-12 09:56:51 PM  
A large increase in acne and hair?

DID YOU TAKE SOME OF MY ANDROGEL? Get back and make me a sammich.
 
2012-05-12 09:57:21 PM  
How many horrible side effects does a medication need before it's judged unfit to advertise?
 
2012-05-12 09:57:28 PM  

catastrophe averted: Gonz: Jensaarai: Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Vodak.

I'm having Brutal Hammers. Vodka with boxed wine as the mixer.

I got my college degree this morning. Don't judge me.

Congrats!

And this is Fark. We exist to judge you :)


We don't judge, we mock.
 
2012-05-12 09:58:09 PM  
"Women and children should not touch the application area."
 
2012-05-12 09:58:43 PM  
PSA: That cool red looking restaurant in New Orleans they go around in the AT&T commercial while playing Creedence Clearwater, Muriel's, is actually pretty good, despite being one of those expensive fancy kind of touristy places you'd take a date and expect to pay too much for mediocre food.
 
2012-05-12 09:58:59 PM  

GardenWeasel: catastrophe averted: Gonz: Jensaarai: Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Vodak.

I'm having Brutal Hammers. Vodka with boxed wine as the mixer.

I got my college degree this morning. Don't judge me.

Congrats!

And this is Fark. We exist to judge you :)

We don't judge, we mock.


Oops. I forgot.

/I blame the Danica/Shelby drinking game
 
2012-05-12 10:00:51 PM  
Alright. I'm officially rooting for Truex now.
 
2012-05-12 10:01:29 PM  
Labonte trolled Denny
 
2012-05-12 10:02:13 PM  

DanZero: A large increase in acne and hair?

DID YOU TAKE SOME OF MY ANDROGEL? Get back and make me a sammich.


WTF is "low-testosterone" anyhow, other than just having, you know, less testosterone?
 
2012-05-12 10:02:29 PM  
that poor cone...
 
2012-05-12 10:02:32 PM  
Nice cone smack, Danica.
 
2012-05-12 10:02:33 PM  
That theres a penalty
 
2012-05-12 10:02:37 PM  
Cony 2012
 
2012-05-12 10:02:54 PM  
so, does that mean Danica is now at an "A" and not an "A+"?
 
2012-05-12 10:03:09 PM  

Fireproof: DanZero: A large increase in acne and hair?

DID YOU TAKE SOME OF MY ANDROGEL? Get back and make me a sammich.

WTF is "low-testosterone" anyhow, other than just having, you know, less testosterone?


Ummmmm.... Michael Waltrip?
 
2012-05-12 10:03:19 PM  

Fireproof: DanZero: A large increase in acne and hair?

DID YOU TAKE SOME OF MY ANDROGEL? Get back and make me a sammich.

WTF is "low-testosterone" anyhow, other than just having, you know, less testosterone?


Low T can actually lead to some serious conditions if left untreated.
 
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