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2012-05-12 09:02:27 PM  

Gonz: Jensaarai: Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Vodak.

I'm having Brutal Hammers. Vodka with boxed wine as the mixer.

I got my college degree this morning. Don't judge me.


Congrats. What'd you get it in?

/Mine was Psychology
 
2012-05-12 09:02:48 PM  
heh. halfway through and 75+% of the cars are at least 1 lap down, the gap between 1st and 2nd is over 5 seconds.

*yawn*
 
2012-05-12 09:03:01 PM  

The Bestest: Kentucky shouldn't even count as far as "tracks without a win" is concerned.


Was about to say... Didn't the graphic say "Tracks without a Sprint Cup win?" To the best of my knowledge, the Sprint series does not run at Kentucky.

Or am I wrong?
 
2012-05-12 09:03:53 PM  
Kyle's car is just like a stick of Doublemint Gum: Strong at first, but fades quickly.
 
2012-05-12 09:04:26 PM  

Bob Dolemite: heh. halfway through and 75+% of the cars are at least 1 lap down, the gap between 1st and 2nd is over 5 seconds.

*yawn*


And, for some unfathomable reason, NASCAR thought that the 2012 aero package would make for better racing.... give me last year's cars, *please*.
 
2012-05-12 09:04:32 PM  
Today on I-10 I had to pull over for a few minutes after knocking some Chevy with a 48 sticker into the median at 80 mph.

You're welcome.
 
2012-05-12 09:04:38 PM  
Aw hell... here we go again :(
 
2012-05-12 09:04:47 PM  

Jensaarai: Kyle's car is just like a stick of Doublemint Gum: Strong at first, but fades quickly.


The Fruit Stripe car would lead the first 10 laps then park.

/this is not Gordon's year
 
2012-05-12 09:04:53 PM  
Gordon goes flat!! WOOHOO!!!
 
2012-05-12 09:04:56 PM  
Subby, Danica can blow my 500 miler
 
2012-05-12 09:05:12 PM  
if it were anyone else in 31st 3 laps down... no one would give a shiat.
 
2012-05-12 09:05:14 PM  
Poor Jeff. I am not a fan, but damned if he's not had the worst luck this year.
 
2012-05-12 09:05:21 PM  
Jeff Gordon sympathy caution.
 
2012-05-12 09:05:22 PM  
Gordon gets a break

i640.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-12 09:05:52 PM  
Gordon's season from hell continues.
 
2012-05-12 09:05:59 PM  
I had no idea Jeff Gordon's results had been so poor this season.

That was demoralizing to look at.
 
2012-05-12 09:06:24 PM  

emonk: Today on I-10 I had to pull over for a few minutes after knocking some Chevy with a 48 sticker into the median at 80 mph.

You're welcome.


I need to do this. But I never see any 48 stickers around here.
 
2012-05-12 09:07:13 PM  

Jensaarai: Kyle's car is just like a stick of Doublemint Gum: Strong at first, but fades quickly.


That is SO a Nascarcasm tweet. Good job.
 
2012-05-12 09:07:32 PM  
Tell us more about how everybody is coming, Krista.
 
2012-05-12 09:07:47 PM  
I, for one, am not sad that Gordon is toast. Now, if it would have happened to the 48, I'd be grinning like an idiot about now.
 
2012-05-12 09:07:56 PM  

Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?


Yeungling Lager.
 
2012-05-12 09:08:11 PM  
It's that time of the race where we need to shill the penis pills -- FOX knows our raging Nascar hard ons are wearing off
 
2012-05-12 09:08:30 PM  

catastrophe averted: I need to do this. But I never see any 48 stickers around here.


I've never seen a 48 sticker driving around Metro Atlanta. Plenty of 3, 8, 88.. some 24 and 14.. never 48
 
2012-05-12 09:09:20 PM  
Good grief...giant jumping spider of death. I don't mind spiders, until they jump. Then they're acrobatic death machines.
 
2012-05-12 09:09:49 PM  
@wood_brothers21
Wouldn't it be cool if Kenseth's car had a bubble machine?
 
2012-05-12 09:10:36 PM  

The Bestest: catastrophe averted: I need to do this. But I never see any 48 stickers around here.

I've never seen a 48 sticker driving around Metro Atlanta. Plenty of 3, 8, 88.. some 24 and 14.. never 48


Is it possible that He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named is the least popular NASCAR champion of all time?
 
2012-05-12 09:11:15 PM  
@nascarcasm
People consider it bad luck to walk under a ladder. Ladders consider it bad luck when Jeff Gordon climbs up them
 
2012-05-12 09:12:19 PM  

PeriRies: I had no idea Jeff Gordon's results had been so poor this season.

That was demoralizing to look at.


i was a 24 fan back in the late 90's and early 2000's. Switched to Vickers for a while, gave up on him when he started back Romney and driving for Waltrip. So this was me and my daughter's first season back to the 24, sort of a homecoming thing for us. So... yeah.
 
2012-05-12 09:12:51 PM  

Jensaarai: Gonz: Jensaarai: Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Vodak.

I'm having Brutal Hammers. Vodka with boxed wine as the mixer.

I got my college degree this morning. Don't judge me.

Congrats. What'd you get it in?

/Mine was Psychology


Business Administration - Information Systems. I can tell the MBAs what the geeks need to know, and the geeks what the MBAs want.
 
2012-05-12 09:14:43 PM  
I am 100% sure Kasey Kahne will sail to an easy victory, suffering no bad luck.
 
2012-05-12 09:14:49 PM  
Nude 51 on the move!
 
2012-05-12 09:15:17 PM  
Jeffie again!
 
2012-05-12 09:15:34 PM  
wow.. Gordon..
 
2012-05-12 09:15:41 PM  
LOL GORDON
 
2012-05-12 09:15:54 PM  
Kahne winning would be khool. I just need Truex to finish well ahead of Newman and Kenseth to, like, blow up or something.

My rock-n-roll NASCAR fantasy..

How are y'alls teams doing?
 
2012-05-12 09:15:54 PM  
Jeff Gordon: If he didn't have bad luck, he'd have...well, you all know how it goes.
 
2012-05-12 09:17:40 PM  
Deja vu all over again, Jeff?
 
2012-05-12 09:18:18 PM  

Gonz: Jensaarai: Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Vodak.

I'm having Brutal Hammers. Vodka with boxed wine as the mixer.

I got my college degree this morning. Don't judge me.


This is FARK. If we're judging you for anything related to drinking, it's for not drinking enough.

/Oh and congrats
//Welcome to he cold, cruel, uncaring real world
 
2012-05-12 09:18:29 PM  
Trust the Gordon's Failureman (TM)
 
2012-05-12 09:19:09 PM  

Fireproof: //Welcome to he cold, cruel, uncaring real world


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-12 09:19:58 PM  

FiendishFellow05: Jeff Gordon: If he didn't have bad luck, he'd have...well, you all know how it goes.


Junior finally traded with someone.
 
2012-05-12 09:21:31 PM  

DanZero: Fireproof: //Welcome to he cold, cruel, uncaring real world


I was talking about he job market, but hey.
 
2012-05-12 09:21:35 PM  
I didn't want to watch it, JJ
 
2012-05-12 09:21:37 PM  
How did JJ fall back to 8th? I was making a sammich and missed this.
 
2012-05-12 09:21:56 PM  

Fireproof: FiendishFellow05: Jeff Gordon: If he didn't have bad luck, he'd have...well, you all know how it goes.

Junior finally traded with someone.


I think Junior and Kasey Kahne trade with Gordon. Gordon couldn't catch a lucky break if it landed on his winshield covered in Stick'em.
 
2012-05-12 09:22:11 PM  

Fireproof: DanZero: Fireproof: //Welcome to he cold, cruel, uncaring real world

I was talking about he job market, but hey.


I just needed a way to use that. Actually was gonna save it for that "female driver with us" tonight.
 
2012-05-12 09:22:19 PM  

Fireproof: FiendishFellow05: Jeff Gordon: If he didn't have bad luck, he'd have...well, you all know how it goes.

Junior finally traded with someone.


I dunno.. I'm sensing bad juju hovering over the whole HMS shop this season..

/something will happen to Kahne this race
 
jht [TotalFark]
2012-05-12 09:22:26 PM  
Hey, is there a woman driving in this race or something?
 
2012-05-12 09:22:29 PM  
I really need to learn to tune out DW.

"See where the cars are that took four tires? Two tires are the right answer."

Three minutes later:

(Names the drivers that are moving to the front.) "That's the advantage of taking four tires."
 
2012-05-12 09:22:51 PM  

catastrophe averted: How did JJ fall back to 8th? I was making a sammich and missed this.


took 4 tires others took 2
 
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