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		Will Danica Patrick storm through the field to win? Will Fox not talk about Danica Patrick for more than five seconds? Its your Southern 500 starring Danica Patrick, live 6:30 PM ET on Fox (nascar.com)		653
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Fireproof		2012-05-12 08:39:08 PM

DanZero: Fireproof: @nascarcasm: The track that is "Too Tough To Tame" is currently rolled over on its back, smiling and receiving a pleasant belly-rub. #Darlington #NASCAR

Or "Current Status of Pacedog"

+1

mikaloyd		2012-05-12 08:40:50 PM

I didnt find the pic Im lookin for yet but heres what Indy was like in the 30s

thechicaneblog.com

Fireproof		2012-05-12 08:40:53 PM

HOLY GOD, THEY ACTUALKY SHOWED THE PITSTOPS!

Fireproof		2012-05-12 08:41:37 PM

Fireproof: HOLY GOD, THEY ACTUALKY SHOWED THE PITSTOPS!

Alcohol may have been a factor in that typing...

DanZero		2012-05-12 08:41:38 PM

Fireproof: HOLY GOD, THEY ACTUALKY SHOWED THE PITSTOPS!

IT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR NASCAR ON FOX. THE PRODUCER IN CHARGE OF THAT WILL BE FIRED IN 5 MINUTES.

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-12 08:42:28 PM

Christ on a crutch... (starts building his own anti-48 idol out of beer caps, while looking for a can of lighter fluid to set it alight)

vegaswench		2012-05-12 08:42:51 PM

mikaloyd: I didnt find the pic Im lookin for yet but heres what Indy was like in the 30s

[thechicaneblog.com image 525x339]

Whoa, he's airborne, how cool.

good_2_go		2012-05-12 08:43:12 PM

Nate Ryan @nateryan
In 109 races at Darlington, there have been 36 races w/5 or fewer caution flags, 22 of them before 1972. Hasn't happened since 2002.

catastrophe averted		2012-05-12 08:43:16 PM

Fireproof: HOLY GOD, THEY ACTUALKY SHOWED THE PITSTOPS!

The guys in the Fox trailer will have their pay docked accordingly for this error.

mikaloyd		2012-05-12 08:43:28 PM

Auto Polo

DanZero		2012-05-12 08:44:42 PM

ClavellBCMI: Christ on a crutch... (starts building his own anti-48 idol out of beer caps, while looking for a can of lighter fluid to set it alight)

CRANK IT UP!

Jensaarai		2012-05-12 08:45:07 PM

Man, I really wish they would make the cars more dependent upon front end downforce. That way they could never get within 20 feet of each other.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-12 08:46:36 PM

BURN JIMMIE BURN

Jensaarai		2012-05-12 08:46:37 PM

mikaloyd: I didnt find the pic Im lookin for yet but heres what Indy was like in the 30s

[thechicaneblog.com image 525x339]

So.. Make an old school paint scheme, but only in grey scale? ;)

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-12 08:46:37 PM

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: Christ on a crutch... (starts building his own anti-48 idol out of beer caps, while looking for a can of lighter fluid to set it alight)

CRANK IT UP!

Working on it, but I foolishly threw out most of my bottle caps earlier this week, damnit!

DanZero		2012-05-12 08:47:02 PM

watch out for my ROOOOOTS!

Don't know what's more annoying at this rate, this green race or that tree girl

good_2_go		2012-05-12 08:47:13 PM

While we were away - debris caution.

catastrophe averted		2012-05-12 08:47:13 PM

Harvick's about to go a lap down, leaving 12 on the lead lap.

mikaloyd		2012-05-12 08:47:55 PM

mikaloyd: Auto Polo

dammit images too big. Definitely worth a look for the "Hold my beer and watch this" aspect. Auto Polo 1912 in New York. Prolly at the olde polo grounds.

Auto Polo?

Maybe you shouldnt auto polo like that.

DanZero		2012-05-12 08:48:15 PM

good_2_go: While we were away - debris caution.

because they needed a good excuse

img.photobucket.com

Jensaarai		2012-05-12 08:48:32 PM

Plan to fix NASCAR:

Give each driver 5 minutes with a metal baseball bat to take to a randomly selected car (not their own) in the field.

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-12 08:48:52 PM

Debris caution because He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-nMaed had *too big of a lead*?????? Are we now in bizarro world?

Fireproof		2012-05-12 08:48:57 PM

Why does that guy need to download the video of his daughter's play anyhow? Shouldn't she be much more upset that he's not there in person? Why can't he just download it on his computer?

/I'm applying too much logic to commercials

The Bestest		2012-05-12 08:49:37 PM

while we were away... CAUTION!

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-12 08:49:43 PM

ClavellBCMI: Debris caution because He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-~~nMaed~~Named had *too big of a lead*?????? Are we now in bizarro world?

mikaloyd		2012-05-12 08:49:50 PM

Debris

laid back w/bud light		2012-05-12 08:50:09 PM

Danica in 31'st, even Joe Nemachek isn't in last place driving a Ford Focus 4 cylinder.

Jensaarai		2012-05-12 08:50:14 PM

DanZero: watch out for my ROOOOOTS!

Roots?

i.imgur.com

DanZero		2012-05-12 08:50:27 PM

ClavellBCMI: Debris caution because He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-nMaed had *too big of a lead*?????? Are we now in bizarro world?

No, it sounds about right.

DanZero		2012-05-12 08:51:14 PM

Jensaarai: DanZero: watch out for my ROOOOOTS!

Roots?

[i.imgur.com image 632x482]

What you did there

I see it

(he didn't)

mikaloyd		2012-05-12 08:51:39 PM

vegaswench: mikaloyd: I didnt find the pic Im lookin for yet but heres what Indy was like in the 30s

[thechicaneblog.com image 525x339]

Whoa, he's airborne, how cool.

When aerodynamics meant something different!
Still real important, but different.

The Bestest		2012-05-12 08:52:06 PM

Jensaarai: DanZero: watch out for my ROOOOOTS!

Roots?

[i.imgur.com image 632x482]

reeltalk.areavoices.com

Gonz		2012-05-12 08:52:09 PM

We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

good_2_go		2012-05-12 08:52:15 PM

Dustin Long @dustinlong
Cars on pit road during commercials

Dustin Long @dustinlong
Cars off pit road during commercials

The Bestest		2012-05-12 08:53:38 PM

Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't.

Man, what happened this year? Even Bristol was dull most of the race.

catastrophe averted		2012-05-12 08:53:54 PM

Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Drinking? Newcastle
Eating? 1/2 a bag of semi-sweet chocolate chips (so far)

DanZero		2012-05-12 08:54:14 PM

The Bestest: Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't.

Man, what happened this year? Even Bristol was dull most of the race.

They pulled an NFL and don't want anyone banging, bruisin, bumping, or getting hurt.

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-12 08:54:42 PM

Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Had to switch beers from Heineken to *ewww* Bud.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey		2012-05-12 08:56:11 PM

DR Pepper and Mentos

so far, nothing has exploded out of me.

Jensaarai		2012-05-12 08:56:23 PM

Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Vodak.

DanZero		2012-05-12 08:56:44 PM

ClavellBCMI: Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Had to switch beers from Heineken to *ewww* Bud.

That's not right dude.

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-12 08:57:51 PM

DanZero: ClavellBCMI: Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Had to switch beers from Heineken to *ewww* Bud.

That's not right dude.

Tell me about it (frowns)

emonk		2012-05-12 08:59:06 PM

Gonz: . So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Bud. When I run out of that I have a few Heinekens.

Ewww.

Fireproof		2012-05-12 08:59:51 PM

Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Magic Hat Ravell.

ClavellBCMI		2012-05-12 08:59:51 PM

emonk: Gonz: . So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Bud. When I run out of that I have a few Heinekens.

Ewww.

(gives emonk a swift kick in the jimmy)

The Bestest		2012-05-12 09:00:55 PM

Kentucky shouldn't even count as far as "tracks without a win" is concerned.

Gonz		2012-05-12 09:01:11 PM

Jensaarai: Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Vodak.

I'm having Brutal Hammers. Vodka with boxed wine as the mixer.

I got my college degree this morning. Don't judge me.

DanZero		2012-05-12 09:01:21 PM

Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

I'm done drinking. I'm a lightweight so I had 4 cans of varying soda along with some Chinese food. I'm ready to sit here in utter silence over this race somehow hoping I can transmit thoughts to various Idols around the Fark community.

emonk		2012-05-12 09:01:21 PM

ClavellBCMI: emonk: Gonz: . So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Bud. When I run out of that I have a few Heinekens.

Ewww.

(gives emonk a swift kick in the jimmy)

Think with your Jimmy, Dipstick!

catastrophe averted		2012-05-12 09:02:02 PM

Gonz: Jensaarai: Gonz: We're in the middle of a race that should be exciting, but isn't. So, what'cha drinkin', Farkers?

Vodak.

I'm having Brutal Hammers. Vodka with boxed wine as the mixer.

I got my college degree this morning. Don't judge me.

Congrats!

And this is Fark. We exist to judge you :)

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