A chick's body is never the same after squirting out kids. If I were him, I'd bounce too.

ZMugg: She's number 3 on this list, but it's close.

Behind Point Break Buddha, and Henry Jones Jr. Jr..

I was disappointed that the list made fun of Tor Johnson.

I worked for this chef who was best friends with this guy who worked in Hollywood and did make-up. Now granted, this was maybe 8 years ago or so, but I asked him who the biggest biatch in Hollywood that he worked with. His response: Denise Richards.

she was GREAT in Tammy and the T-Rex.

For banging it as long as he wanted then moving on to bang other hot women? I wish I had the money and fame to be that dumb.

I don't care how crazy, I'd hit it.

Denise Richards still quite hittable.

182: Wow! Those feet are farked up! I can't make love to that!

And those patellas are somewhat sharp edged.

T-Servo: ZMugg: She's number 3 on this list, but it's close.

Behind Point Break Buddha, and Henry Jones Jr. Jr..

I was disappointed that the list made fun of Tor Johnson.

This. Also, I agree with the commenters who said that "To Wong Fu..." doesn't belong on this list.

Dr's big fake tits always put me off. Such a hot women and gotta go ruining it with bowling balls strapped to your chest.

Wait, is she as crazy as him then? I never paid much attention to the celebrity gossip stuff. .

Would absolutely hit it. Would not date or marry it though.

ongbok: too bad she is about 40 pounds of crazy stuffed into a 10 pound bag.

This. Just look at those eyes.

Opiate of the Lasses: This. Just look at those eyes.

Eh, they're not extra wide, like Michele Bachman.

As one of my favorite radio talk show hosts likes to say - "Show me a beautiful woman and I will show you a man who is tired of farking her."

Is it really useful to use terms like "smart" or "dumb" to describe the workings of a mind like ol' Charlie's? Possessing or lacking intelligence is the least of his problems.

Many great fapping pics here, and truthfully, Ms. Denise, as crazy as she is, it quite adorable. I would pump her until semen ran out of her ears. 41? Hell, I could do her 42, maybe 43 times. (Over the course of a year).

/why yes, I am a romantic.....

jaytkay: So what's your idea of a hot forty-one year old?

Flissss: A chick's body is never the same after squirting out kids. If I were him, I'd bounce too.

If you actually RTFA, she had them sliced out, so she's not all stretched out.

LeroyBourne: I worked for this chef who was best friends with this guy who worked in Hollywood and did make-up. Now granted, this was maybe 8 years ago or so, but I asked him who the biggest biatch in Hollywood that he worked with. His response: Denise Richards.

Did he also tell you that Ferris passed out last night at 31 Flavors?

/I hear it's pretty serious

kxs401: I know no one reads the words between the pictures, but seriously, does the Daily Mail hire only brain-damaged people to write for it?

Only brain damaged people read it, so why not?

Frederick: something about never sticking your dick in crazy

I doubt Sheen has any regrets.

There is also something about not sticking crazy in your hoo ha.

/its a wash in this case
// damn it does she look good though.

PsyLord: Not really subby. He went from her to the single life of banging pornstars/goddesses. He only became the dumbest man on the planet when he went on the Tiger Blood and lost his job and his groupies.

Although if he got to bang the girl in the Fiat commercial, I will always envy him.

thamike: God-is-a-Taco: thamike:
[Belluci picture]

Wow, her skin appears almost gaseous. I hope no one paid for that photoshop work.

Yeah, Monica Belucci's nude body is more awful than a redneck hurricane of sh*tsville right in the back of your Chevette.


I think Monica Belucci is almost the texbook definition of scorching hotness.... but he's right that the picture was photoshopped all to hell. Which is sad, because doing that to a picture of a woman that hot only detracts from the beauty, not adds to it.

jaytkay: So what's your idea of a hot forty-one year old?


Jennifer Connelly is 41. Maybe she is in a completely different category from Richards, but then... she's in a completely different category from Richards.

thamike: She's aging surprisingly poorly. 41's young. She is not.

Too much sun, too much gym, too much drinking, to much drugging. But mostly the sun and the gym.

Oh shut up, she looks great.

Just watch one episode of richards "It's complicated" show.... biatch gets INSANE money for child support and cries that life is hard.. and even treats family like shiat, calling them white trash and not in a fun way... not enough weed in the world to make a complete coont be hot...

thamike: mongbiohazard: I think Monica Belucci is almost the texbook definition of scorching hotness.... but he's right that the picture was photoshopped all to hell. Which is sad, because doing that to a picture of a woman that hot only detracts from the beauty, not adds to it.

Who gives a sh*t" It was an example, you pixelmonkeys.

How hard would it have been to post one of the thousands of pictures of Bellucci that isn't 'shopped beyond recognition as your example of what a (real) hot 41-year-old looks like?

shoegaze99: She is 47, and still amazingseeing her personal trainer, stylist and plastic surgeon.

FTFY.


/would still hit, etc.

drewogatory: jaytkay: thamike: She's aging surprisingly poorly. 41's young. She is not.

Too much sun, too much gym, too much drinking, to much drugging. But mostly the sun and the gym.

So what's your idea of a hot forty-one year old?

Monica Belluci.

Oh hell yes.



A mile of broken glass. That's what I'd crawl through to spend a night thoroughly disappointing this woman.

LOL so Rhianna poses for pics for the media, all farkers do is cry "AW" and "when is this stupid biatch's 15 minutes up".

Kim K does it, same basic thing.

This chick, and not a peep out of yall for it. Even though it's the exact same thing

I guess you've got to be a very, VERY white chick with a flat butt and no more than a C cup tits.

DubyaHater: I'd put my P-E-N-I-S into the anus and rupture intestines.

Someone's been watching batshiat insane Youtube videos.

bel4sucks: LOL so Rhianna poses for pics for the media, all farkers do is cry "AW" and "when is this stupid biatch's 15 minutes up".

Kim K does it, same basic thing.

This chick, and not a peep out of yall for it. Even though it's the exact same thing

I guess you've got to be a very, VERY white chick with a flat butt and no more than a C cup tits.

Fark likes flat butts and it cannot lie
You other slashdots can'r deny...
flyby
goodbye

bel4sucks: LOL so Rhianna poses for pics for the media, all farkers do is cry "AW" and "when is this stupid biatch's 15 minutes up".

Kim K does it, same basic thing.

This chick, and not a peep out of yall for it. Even though it's the exact same thing

I guess you've got to be a very, VERY white chick with a flat butt and no more than a C cup tits. I complain just as much as everyone else, only about different shiat! Waaaah! Wah Wah!

FTFY

Lipspinach: I complain just as much as everyone else, only about different shiat! Waaaah! Wah Wah!

FTFY

Awww, truth hurt biatch?

I'm pretty sure I remember that she dumped him not the other way around. You guys keep saying that he was sick of her shiat and dumped her, but she dumped him while she was pregnant. Women don't typically leave their man while they're pregnant so he must have done something really bad and/or crazy. I don't think they ever revealed what happened, but everyone just assumed he cheated on her. However, there was that whole thing about how he's committed domestic violence against every single one of his wives. That being said, her reality show did make her seem crazy; however, Charlie comes across as infinitely crazier. She just seems like a spoiled hot chick who never had anyone tell her no.

bel4sucks: Lipspinach: I complain just as much as everyone else, only about different shiat! Waaaah! Wah Wah!

FTFY

Awww, truth hurt biatch?

Yes it does and I'll tell you why