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(Daily Mail)   At 41, Denise Richards in a bikini reminds everyone why Charlie Sheen is the dumbest man on the planet   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line 172
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2012-05-12 04:52:07 PM  
Hell I'm not even dogging the way this chick looks, she's got nice tits. Her butt is a little flat for me but I bet it still looks good bent over. I'm curious why she gets a pass when so many others don't. Is it cause she's lilly white or because of her advanced age?
 
2012-05-12 05:02:10 PM  
Nice body, but she seems to be developing a turkey neck.
 
2012-05-12 05:02:23 PM  

thamike: 100 Watt Walrus: thamike: mongbiohazard: I think Monica Belucci is almost the texbook definition of scorching hotness.... but he's right that the picture was photoshopped all to hell. Which is sad, because doing that to a picture of a woman that hot only detracts from the beauty, not adds to it.

Who gives a sh*t" It was an example, you pixelmonkeys.

How hard would it have been to post one of the thousands of pictures of Bellucci that isn't 'shopped beyond recognition as your example of what a (real) hot 41-year-old looks like?

I was in a rush and everything else was......NSFW?


Well, I can see how when trying to get a post up and running through Bellucci pictures that could be a potential problem. Having said that, maybe I can help. I mean, is there any reason to not turn this into a Monica Bellucci thread? (Granted, I don't have dates on these, so I can't promise she's anywhere near 41 in them, but I'm not posting any where she looks 20, except in as much as she looks better at 40 than a lot of 20-year-olds do.)


i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com



MNSFDF (Maybe not safe for Disney-Fark)
MNSFDF

/can't be too careful with the sideboob these days, you never know who's wielding the banhammer, or if someone shiat in their Cheerios today
 
2012-05-12 05:06:49 PM  
Nothing is pretty enough to make you want to date crazy as a shiathouse rat.
 
2012-05-12 05:18:13 PM  
This was his consolation prize..

static.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2012-05-12 05:26:50 PM  

bel4sucks: Hell I'm not even dogging the way this chick looks, she's got nice tits. Her butt is a little flat for me but I bet it still looks good bent over. I'm curious why she gets a pass when so many others don't. Is it cause she's lilly white or because of her advanced age?


It's not nice to make fun of the mentally challenged?

Seriously, I think everyone was more interested in how crazy and stupid she is. Oh, and she's a terrible actor. And apparently horrible to her family.
 
2012-05-12 05:29:05 PM  

Harry_Seldon: This was his consolation prize..

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Ugh, her head looks like a cross between Gretchen Carlson and a garden gnome.
 
2012-05-12 05:29:14 PM  
Face is alright I guess, but the body has lost the curves and now looks like a man's with small tits. Very fuggin' meh.
 
2012-05-12 05:31:21 PM  

100 Watt Walrus: is there any reason to not turn this into a Monica Bellucci thread?


And really that is the heart of the matter.

/I am not being ironic.
//and thanks, let's keep it going.

www.hipsterwave.com
 
2012-05-12 05:44:59 PM  
Why is her neck a V?
 
2012-05-12 05:46:54 PM  

findthefish: Why is her neck a V?


That's called "smiling" in her 'verse.
 
2012-05-12 06:02:51 PM  
Has anyone realized she has dated Richie Sambora? He's twice the NJ douchebag than any of the Jersey shore D-bags.
 
2012-05-12 06:04:38 PM  
She's showing her age in recent pics.

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2012-05-12 06:06:58 PM  
Why is everyone complaining about the sharp knees comments? It's called fantasy, people. May as well shoot for the stars.

That said, a thread of "hottest females that the average Farker actually has a remote chance of sticking his stubby penis into" would look much different.
 
2012-05-12 06:10:25 PM  
Ok, I will take the hit for the team, Denise call me!, I am sure that I can make her see the light and realize that there are men in this world that can see past the scary eyes and will just do everything possible to make sure her perception of men is correct...
 
2012-05-12 06:17:59 PM  

9beers: She's showing her age in recent pics.

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Yes. It is an aged face I would spoonfeed the hearts of rare children to after *******REDACTED******** and then I'd *******REDACTED******** so then we would*********REDACTED*********until Pancakes House.
 
2012-05-12 06:20:34 PM  
In case that wasn't clear, I would f*ck Monica Bellucci until Vincent Cassel killed me with his bare hands. Or feet. Or whatever it is he uses to stave the constant flow of Bellucci freaks.
 
2012-05-12 06:44:15 PM  
i847.photobucket.com

Contributing 44-year-old Carrie Anne Moss to the discussion.
 
2012-05-12 06:44:35 PM  
Really?

cbskxte.files.wordpress.com

I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree.
 
2012-05-12 06:51:25 PM  

T-Servo: Harry_Seldon: This was his consolation prize..

[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 380x570]

Ugh, her head looks like a cross between Gretchen Carlson and a garden gnome.


Yeah, that's not the best picture of her face. But who cares when she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and break pint glasses with ping pong balls fired from her hoo-ha.
 
2012-05-12 06:56:49 PM  

DubyaHater: I'd put my P-E-N-I-S into the anus and rupture intestines.


Hey, I just saw that... I guess they let anyone on that podium.
 
2012-05-12 07:16:23 PM  

AeAe: DubyaHater: I'd put my P-E-N-I-S into the anus and rupture intestines.

Hey, I just saw that... I guess they let anyone on that podium.


I saw about half of that yesterday. At first, I loled, then I realized that this woman's crazy at the podium was on par with having a heart attack at the podium. Really disappointing someone didn't rush that woman to the crazy emergency room.
 
2012-05-12 07:25:31 PM  

9beers: She's showing her age in recent pics.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 414x600]


Like a fine wine. I fine wine I would burn an Ethiopian refugee camp down for a chance to wreck.
 
2012-05-12 07:28:32 PM  
Wasn't she one of Heidi Fleiss's call girls? And didn't Charlie Sheen patronize her often?

Maybe, just maybe, they decided to marry, both realizing that both of them being who they were, and Hollywood marriages being what they are, that this was a temporary relationship that just happened to officially start with her in a white dress and veil.

Really 'tho. Don't marry a whore. Even if they eventually score multiple movie deals. They're not necessarily bad people, but they likely don't want to be married.
 
2012-05-12 07:40:50 PM  
I remember when Scott Baio was interviewed by Howard Stern he started ranking his sexual conquests on their skills in bed. He only gave Denise Richards something like a 3 out of 10, and claimed that she spent the whole time trying to find out how much money he made.

Beverly D'Angelo, on the other hand, got a 10 out of 10.
 
2012-05-12 08:11:09 PM  
cdn.wwtdd.com
Denise McBeardface Richards FTW!
 
2012-05-12 08:15:56 PM  
Yeah, she's hawt.
 
2012-05-12 08:23:54 PM  
Obvious and Obligatory. I guess that's O^2

lolzombie.com
 
2012-05-12 08:27:02 PM  

bel4sucks: Is it cause she's lilly white or because of her advanced age?


Dude, that's nowhere near lily white. It's a pretty strong tan.
 
2012-05-12 08:33:57 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Dude, that's nowhere near lily white. It's a pretty strong tan.


Eh I was more going for she's a white chick who has to work on her tan, versus it being her natural skin pigment.
 
2012-05-12 08:34:09 PM  

I Like Bread: hubiestubert: No matter how hot the gal is, there is always someone who is tired of their bullsh*t...

People say that as if ugly/obese/plain women don't have bullshiat to get tired of.
All things being equal (and they are), I'll take the women with the delicious bodies. I usually aim for a 7 or 8. Not hot enough to be self-absorbed and only want other hot men, but also not ugly enough to have a complex where you constantly have to feed their insecurity.


Women who are 7s or 8s still get tons of men hitting on them the difference is.the men don't want to keep them. I guess the only good thing is that fat/ugly women have no.where else to go so they have to calm down after a while and play nice.
 
2012-05-12 09:11:14 PM  

T-Servo: Harry_Seldon: This was his consolation prize..

[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 380x570]

Ugh, her head looks like a cross between Gretchen Carlson and a garden gnome.


Not her best picture, but you might want to sample some her best acting scenes. Kids got talent.
 
2012-05-12 09:23:28 PM  

darkjezter: I remember when Scott Baio was interviewed by Howard Stern he started ranking his sexual conquests on their skills in bed. He only gave Denise Richards something like a 3 out of 10, and claimed that she spent the whole time trying to find out how much money he made.

Beverly D'Angelo, on the other hand, got a 10 out of 10.


Somehow, I knew this to be the case.

On the down side, I'm kinda bummed that she farked Chachi.
 
2012-05-12 09:23:41 PM  

MurphyMurphy: Something is wrong.

*imagines paper bag on head*

nah, that's not it

*imagines a paper collar covering her neck*

there we go.


Check out the article pic from Wild Things in 1998 - her neck has always looked like that. It's like she got the tendons stretched extra tight or something.

coco ebert: Wow, I can't believe her age. Whatever work she has had done, it's been fantastically subtle.


She showed up on Castle as a guest star last season with so much work and botox that she couldn't move her mouth. I'm serious. I wondered if they were playing a joke on the audience.

She looks great as long as she's in a still photo. The minute she starts moving anything, ANYTHING AT ALL, on her face she looks like a robot with a hardware problem.
 
2012-05-12 09:24:16 PM  

bel4sucks: God-is-a-Taco: Dude, that's nowhere near lily white. It's a pretty strong tan.

Eh I was more going for she's a white chick who has to work on her tan, versus it being her natural skin pigment.


Oh, true, yeah. It looks terrible to me, personally.
 
2012-05-12 09:40:56 PM  
She's incredibly hot but in my opinion the porn star carousel is easily the way to go. They're hot too and do amazing things to peni.
 
2012-05-12 10:16:47 PM  

ZeroCorpse: darkjezter: I remember when Scott Baio was interviewed by Howard Stern he started ranking his sexual conquests on their skills in bed. He only gave Denise Richards something like a 3 out of 10, and claimed that she spent the whole time trying to find out how much money he made.

Beverly D'Angelo, on the other hand, got a 10 out of 10.

Somehow, I knew this to be the case.

On the down side, I'm kinda bummed that she farked Chachi.


Curiosity got the best of me, so . . .

"Scott admitted that he was great at giving women oral sex and genuinely enjoyed doing so."
"Howard asked Scott what he did when a girl smelled "down there," and Scott told Howard how he would finger a smelly girl and then subtly get the girl to smell his finger." LMAO
"Scott Baio gave Beverly D'Angelo a "10" in the sack, and told a story how he once told Beverly that she had a very sexy overbite. Beverly replied, "I don't have an overbite, dear. I have a ... ****sucker's mouth"
"In the same interview he confessed that Heather Locklear was the greatest lover he has ever had, hands down. He rated some of his lovers on a scale of 1 to 10 - Denise Richards:3, Beverly D'angelo:10, Liza Minelli:7, Melissa Gilbert:10"
"Scott claimed he slept with Liza Minnelli when she was 49, and her body was "insane."
 
2012-05-12 10:20:37 PM  
Susanna Hoffs is 53?

*sigh*

She looks INCREDIBLE, but 53? Damn.
 
2012-05-12 10:32:35 PM  

one0nine: Susanna Hoffs is 53?

*sigh*

She looks INCREDIBLE, but 53? Damn.


I saw her with The Bangles perform at The Whiskey in Los Angeles several times in the early 80's when I was a teen. Sigh.

The early 80's was a great time to come of age: no war, New Wave, personal computers, video arcades, MJ, Reagan optimism, and boobs.
 
2012-05-12 10:54:30 PM  

chuckufarlie: As one of my favorite radio talk show hosts likes to say - "Show me a beautiful woman and I will show you a man who is tired of farking her."


Wow, one of your favorite radio talk show hosts likes to say some pretty original and deep stuff, man.
 
2012-05-12 11:21:35 PM  

Harry_Seldon:

The early 80's was a great time to come of age: no war, New Wave, personal computers, video arcades, MJ, Reagan optimism, and boobs.


This, unless you were aware of the cold war, but by '87 it was pretty much over except for the formalities.

/perestroika
//solidarnosc
 
2012-05-12 11:28:48 PM  

DreamyAltarBoy: Harry_Seldon:

The early 80's was a great time to come of age: no war, New Wave, personal computers, video arcades, MJ, Reagan optimism, and boobs.

This, unless you were aware of the cold war, but by '87 it was pretty much over except for the formalities.

/perestroika
//solidarnosc


By the time Brezhnev died, the USSR seemed to be in decline. Besides, there was a certain global stability with the Cold War by the time Reagan took office (having nothing to do with Reagan).
 
2012-05-12 11:42:46 PM  

Harry_Seldon: The early 80's was a great time to come of age: no war, New Wave, personal computers, video arcades, MJ, Reagan optimism, and boobs.


Yes it was. Wish I could hop in a time machine and go back.
 
2012-05-12 11:46:55 PM  

chewielouie: ZeroCorpse: darkjezter: I remember when Scott Baio was interviewed by Howard Stern he started ranking his sexual conquests on their skills in bed. He only gave Denise Richards something like a 3 out of 10, and claimed that she spent the whole time trying to find out how much money he made.

Beverly D'Angelo, on the other hand, got a 10 out of 10.

Somehow, I knew this to be the case.

On the down side, I'm kinda bummed that she farked Chachi.

Curiosity got the best of me, so . . .

"Scott admitted that he was great at giving women oral sex and genuinely enjoyed doing so."
"Howard asked Scott what he did when a girl smelled "down there," and Scott told Howard how he would finger a smelly girl and then subtly get the girl to smell his finger." LMAO
"Scott Baio gave Beverly D'Angelo a "10" in the sack, and told a story how he once told Beverly that she had a very sexy overbite. Beverly replied, "I don't have an overbite, dear. I have a ... ****sucker's mouth"
"In the same interview he confessed that Heather Locklear was the greatest lover he has ever had, hands down. He rated some of his lovers on a scale of 1 to 10 - Denise Richards:3, Beverly D'angelo:10, Liza Minelli:7, Melissa Gilbert:10"
"Scott claimed he slept with Liza Minnelli when she was 49, and her body was "insane."


I can totally see Melissa Gilbert being amazing in bed.
 
2012-05-12 11:56:07 PM  

chewielouie: "Scott claimed he slept with Liza Minnelli when she was 49, and her body was "insane."


i.imgur.com

I wonder if he pretended he was boning Dorothy Gale.

/why not?
 
2012-05-13 12:12:22 AM  

9beers: Harry_Seldon: The early 80's was a great time to come of age: no war, New Wave, personal computers, video arcades, MJ, Reagan optimism, and boobs.

Yes it was. Wish I could hop in a time machine and go back.


You mean like some kind of...

static.guim.co.uk

Hot tub time machine?
 
2012-05-13 12:29:21 AM  

Harry_Seldon: one0nine: Susanna Hoffs is 53?

*sigh*

She looks INCREDIBLE, but 53? Damn.

I saw her with The Bangles perform at The Whiskey in Los Angeles several times in the early 80's when I was a teen. Sigh.

The early 80's was a great time to come of age: no war, New Wave, personal computers, video arcades, MJ, Reagan optimism, and boobs.


I'd agree with everything except Reagan "optimism". Can't believe so many people fell for his faux persona.

I remember Susanna Hoffs' "In my room", and in it she's wearing a one piece black bathing suit. Those hips just "clicked" for me... *WOW*....
 
2012-05-13 12:52:25 AM  

Harry_Seldon: DreamyAltarBoy: Harry_Seldon:

The early 80's was a great time to come of age: no war, New Wave, personal computers, video arcades, MJ, Reagan optimism, and boobs.

This, unless you were aware of the cold war, but by '87 it was pretty much over except for the formalities.

/perestroika
//solidarnosc

By the time Brezhnev died, the USSR seemed to be in decline. Besides, there was a certain global stability with the Cold War by the time Reagan took office (having nothing to do with Reagan).


When was Reagan's 'Star Wars' scheme put to rest? People were still afraid of the bombs dropping well into the mid 80s (e.g., Sting'shiat "The Russians" wouldn't have gotten air time unless this was the case). But I guess "no war" in this thread = "no war in which USA was explicitly involved".
 
2012-05-13 01:15:42 AM  
When the fark did DailyMail start autoplaying flash video? And do any of these developers know what tabbed browsing is?
 
2012-05-13 02:34:42 AM  
Charlie Sheen traded one of her for a couple of younger versions.

I'd say he won.
 
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