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(Daily Mail)   At 41, Denise Richards in a bikini reminds everyone why Charlie Sheen is the dumbest man on the planet   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 172
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2012-05-12 06:23:13 AM
something about never sticking your dick in crazy

I doubt Sheen has any regrets.
 
2012-05-12 06:33:25 AM
^^ Truth ^^
 
2012-05-12 08:38:25 AM
They're both crazy. Shouldn't that have cancelled everything out? Or does it created some kind of crazy super nova kind of thing?
 
2012-05-12 09:08:52 AM
crazy is a crazy does
 
2012-05-12 09:22:32 AM
Came in here to post something something TOTES CRAY CRAY. I see it's been well handled.

/would handle her well
//would use a farking disguise and an alias
 
2012-05-12 09:45:37 AM
Pull me out, King of England, fist of god, etc etc

/ don't care how crazy it is
// not planning of staying long, anyway
 
2012-05-12 09:50:13 AM
I know no one reads the words between the pictures, but seriously, does the Daily Mail hire only brain-damaged people to write for it?
 
2012-05-12 09:56:38 AM
No matter how hot the gal is, there is always someone who is tired of their bullsh*t...
 
2012-05-12 10:06:15 AM
She's aging surprisingly poorly. 41's young. She is not.

Too much sun, too much gym, too much drinking, to much drugging. But mostly the sun and the gym.
 
2012-05-12 10:10:55 AM
She peaked in that Seinfeld episode. Then when she got that nuclear weapons specialist degree it all went to her head.
 
2012-05-12 10:40:27 AM
I LOVE crazy. It'll be the ruination of me.
 
2012-05-12 10:44:09 AM
hubiestubert: No matter how hot the gal is, there is always someone who is tired of their bullsh*t...

Thats one of the most important lessons dad taught me
 
2012-05-12 10:45:49 AM
This just in: There's more to wanting to be in a relationship with somebody than how hot they look when they are expecting to be photographed. However good they look, you're going to be spending a lot of time with them in between the sex.

/Best advice I ever received was to never sleep with a woman who has more problems than you do
//Wish I heeded it
 
2012-05-12 10:47:56 AM
BunkyBrewman: They're both crazy. Shouldn't that have cancelled everything out? Or does it created some kind of crazy super nova kind of thing?

Very much the latter.
 
2012-05-12 10:48:19 AM
Sheen is not insane enough to not run away from this much crazy.


Beside, haven't you figured it out? He likes fresh poon-tang.
His philosophy,
"Haven't done it, want to do it"
 
2012-05-12 10:48:52 AM
Mugato: She peaked in that Seinfeld episode. Then when she got that nuclear weapons specialist degree it all went to her head.

Somewhere, I'm sure, there is a Cracked list of the Six Least Believable Casting Decisions In Hollywood, and at #1 is Dr. Christmas Jones.

By the way, did anybody else notice how few scenes she has in that movie? I can't help suspecting that originally there was a lot more, but it was all so terrible it ended up on the cutting room floor.
 
2012-05-12 10:49:43 AM
Those pictures don't have sound. This is a good thing.
 
2012-05-12 10:50:04 AM
Yeah.. sheen is dumb... banging younger MUCH MUCH MUCH hotter women... insanely rich...

And richards face is all WTF... and anyone that rich that talks about how complicated and hard life is... fark that biatch....
 
2012-05-12 10:50:55 AM
I'd put my P-E-N-I-S into the anus and rupture intestines.
 
2012-05-12 10:52:01 AM
thamike: She's aging surprisingly poorly. 41's young. She is not.

Too much sun, too much gym, too much drinking, to much drugging. But mostly the sun and the gym.


You might be the first person I've heard say that exercise makes you look older.
 
2012-05-12 10:52:04 AM
Crazy eyes.
 
2012-05-12 10:59:45 AM
Crazy doesn't like company.
 
2012-05-12 11:02:33 AM
thamike: She's aging surprisingly poorly. 41's young. She is not.

Too much sun, too much gym, too much drinking, to much drugging. But mostly the sun and the gym.


So you are about 50, gauging by your profile?
 
2012-05-12 11:03:08 AM
Carth: thamike: She's aging surprisingly poorly. 41's young. She is not.

Too much sun, too much gym, too much drinking, to much drugging. But mostly the sun and the gym.

You might be the first person I've heard say that exercise makes you look older.


Madonna? After a certain age some women just start looking stringy and gaunt instead of healthy. Probably nothing a few more calories and a few less reps couldn't fix.
 
2012-05-12 11:06:57 AM
She used to be so hot until she had that reality show where you could hear her talk.
 
2012-05-12 11:13:00 AM
FROGSTOMPER: She used to be so hot until she had that reality show where you could hear her talk.

I think this is far truer than thamike sour grapes.
 
2012-05-12 11:14:50 AM
DubyaHater: I'd put my P-E-N-I-S into the anus and rupture intestines.

Pure awesome.....
 
2012-05-12 11:15:14 AM
czetie: Mugato: She peaked in that Seinfeld episode. Then when she got that nuclear weapons specialist degree it all went to her head.

Somewhere, I'm sure, there is a Cracked list of the Six Least Believable Casting Decisions In Hollywood, and at #1 is Dr. Christmas Jones.

By the way, did anybody else notice how few scenes she has in that movie? I can't help suspecting that originally there was a lot more, but it was all so terrible it ended up on the cutting room floor.


She's number 3 on this list, but it's close.

Behind Point Break Buddha, and Henry Jones Jr. Jr..
 
2012-05-12 11:18:06 AM
DubyaHater: I'd put my P-E-N-I-S into the anus and rupture intestines.

Me too.

Also, I really hope this catches on as a longstanding meme.

/pours a nice, cool, refreshing mug of Homocider™
 
2012-05-12 11:18:29 AM
BunkyBrewman: They're both crazy. Shouldn't that have cancelled everything out? Or does it created some kind of crazy super nova kind of thing?

No we're safe, Sheen is oscillating at a higher frequency.
 
2012-05-12 11:25:41 AM
Meh. Crazy eyes, vacuous mind.
None for me, thanks.
 
2012-05-12 11:26:42 AM
Frederick: something about never sticking your dick in crazy

I doubt Sheen has any regrets.


Cuz Charlie Sheen would be such a joy to live with

/ She's not the crazy one
 
2012-05-12 11:28:33 AM
Well Subby, too bad she is about 40 pounds of crazy stuffed into a 10 pound bag. That is way too much crazy to deal with for more than a few hours every week.
 
2012-05-12 11:28:55 AM
thamike: She's aging surprisingly poorly. 41's young. She is not.

Too much sun, too much gym, too much drinking, to much drugging. But mostly the sun and the gym.


So what's your idea of a hot forty-one year old?
 
2012-05-12 11:33:37 AM
jaytkay: thamike: She's aging surprisingly poorly. 41's young. She is not.

Too much sun, too much gym, too much drinking, to much drugging. But mostly the sun and the gym.

So what's your idea of a hot forty-one year old?


Monica Belluci.
 
2012-05-12 11:42:00 AM
jaytkay: So what's your idea of a hot forty-one year old?

Kate Beckinsale is 39.
 
2012-05-12 11:51:30 AM
thamike: She's aging surprisingly poorly. 41's young. She is not.

Too much sun, too much gym, too much drinking, to much drugging. But mostly the sun and the gym.


Surely there's an Optometrist near you?
 
2012-05-12 11:51:58 AM
Sun Worshiping Dog Launcher: jaytkay: So what's your idea of a hot forty-one year old?

Kate Beckinsale is 39.


That woman makes me drool like a hound.
 
2012-05-12 11:56:26 AM
Hot chick...another guy...sick of shiat...blah-blah-blah
 
2012-05-12 11:57:14 AM
hubiestubert: No matter how hot the gal is, there is always someone who is tired of their bullsh*t...

People say that as if ugly/obese/plain women don't have bullshiat to get tired of.
All things being equal (and they are), I'll take the women with the delicious bodies. I usually aim for a 7 or 8. Not hot enough to be self-absorbed and only want other hot men, but also not ugly enough to have a complex where you constantly have to feed their insecurity.
 
2012-05-12 11:59:01 AM
Note : 50% of the girls between 16 and 25 are hotter than the top 2% of women at age 40.

/just sayin.
 
2012-05-12 12:01:11 PM
jaytkay: So what's your idea of a hot forty-one year old?

images.askmen.com

celebritygalleries.org

images.starpulse.com

i365.photobucket.com

She is 47, and still amazing.

Also, at the ripe old age of 53 and still faptastic:

images2.fanpop.com

userserve-ak.last.fm

leatherstuddedkisses.files.wordpress.com

1.bp.blogspot.com

www1.pictures.gi.zimbio.com

www.cosmicconservative.com
 
2012-05-12 12:04:43 PM
rubi_con_man: Note : 50% of the girls between 16 and 25 are hotter than the top 2% of women at age 40.

Arguably true.

But also true: 50% of women at age 40 will be a far better fark than 100% of the girls between 16 and 25,

Girls are fun to look at, but an attractive and experienced woman who knows her body, knows her wants, and knows how to perform is bed is preferable every time.
 
2012-05-12 12:05:06 PM
Yes she is hot subby, but in Mr. Sheen defense, he can now opening score tale as hot, twenty years younger, and without the famous name so a lot more willing to do the kinky stuff with less begging.
 
2012-05-12 12:06:03 PM
thamike: 41's young.

I'm 41 and no, it's not young. Also, that makes me somewhat well versed on what typical 41 year olds look like, and they look older than that, and in poorer shape.

But, she's nuts. She had a reality show showing just how nuts she is before Charlie had his melt down, and anyone who saw it could see why any sane man would run like hell, which doesn't explain why Sheen did.
 
2012-05-12 12:07:59 PM
kxs401: I know no one reads the words between the pictures, but seriously, does the Daily Mail hire only brain-damaged people to write for it?

Why not? Its mostly brain damaged people that read it.
 
2012-05-12 12:15:12 PM
How about a hot almost 60 year old?

img002.lazygirls.info
 
2012-05-12 12:24:59 PM
I'm 41, I'll take her. At least for a while.
 
2012-05-12 12:29:26 PM
Carth: thamike: She's aging surprisingly poorly. 41's young. She is not.

Too much sun, too much gym, too much drinking, to much drugging. But mostly the sun and the gym.

You might be the first person I've heard say that exercise makes you look older.


You've never heard the saying that past a certain age, you have to choose between your ass and your face? Gaunt faces look older faster. Of course, most farkers don't notice that women have faces.
 
2012-05-12 12:29:28 PM
Why is he dumb, he farked her till he got tired of her then went on to farking someone else.
 
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