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Buffet		2012-05-12 08:10:45 AM

EEE a fat b*i*t*c*h!!

Mock26		2012-05-12 08:16:07 AM

Colostomy: How about NO!

How about HO?

Snort		2012-05-12 08:19:26 AM

Kid broke the basic rule of nailing fat chicks.

Never let your friends see you, nor tell any one.

Same rule for sheep.

Enormous-Schwanstucker		2012-05-12 08:20:02 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: AlwaysRightBoy: Can any you crazy sex nuts come up with that involves the "Spanish Fork"?

A Spork? That's a bit out of my kink zone.

Not too far I hope.

siongchin.com

bim1154		2012-05-12 08:22:15 AM

This is not a good way to start my Saturday

BurnShrike		2012-05-12 08:24:54 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: Can any you crazy sex nuts come up with that involves the "Spanish Fork"?

I really don't want to think about my nuts and a fork in the same sentence, thanks.

jmr61		2012-05-12 08:25:54 AM

Submitter should out himself so I can immediately place on ignore.

Gleeman		2012-05-12 08:31:41 AM

Kill_it_with_fire.jpg

Gergesa		2012-05-12 08:37:07 AM

I'd hit it....with a shovel.

squrt		2012-05-12 08:39:57 AM

was he drunk?

four95		2012-05-12 08:40:46 AM

In the church parking lot? Oh those crazy Mormons!

acad1228		2012-05-12 08:44:04 AM

wombatsrus: Article with better picture?

/Still hates subby

Meh, I'd hit it. She's younger than me. And she's evidently willing even though she seems to prefer 'em a lot younger. I won't say I've done worse, but I sure as Hell could have.

digistil		2012-05-12 08:44:21 AM

Sarzec: I'd hit it. With a frying pan.

I think someone beat you to it.

Euell Gibbons		2012-05-12 08:52:20 AM

Molto Mario.

ChaoticHazard		2012-05-12 08:53:11 AM

If this is considered "super hot" I just figured out what's wrong with America's schools.

Meesterjojo		2012-05-12 08:53:26 AM

Mother. farker.

Everytime. God damnit.

EngineerAU		2012-05-12 09:03:37 AM

Hit it like... like... a feather,,, landing on a waterbed,,, on the moon.

/Does the kid get the Triple Your Age Bonus?
//Time to change your name kid and move... to New Guinea

Mithiwithi		2012-05-12 09:07:26 AM

I would hit that with the fist of an angry god.

/It's the only way to be sure

bigstoopidbruce		2012-05-12 09:07:42 AM

Woof. If there were only some legal framework of rules that prevented teenagers and older people from engaging in coitus. Oh, wait...

havana_joe		2012-05-12 09:10:20 AM

She looks like she needs to lose ten or seventy pounds...

styckx		2012-05-12 09:12:08 AM

"Super Hot"... Typical Fark trap.. Nice try Submitter

Yezi Farded		2012-05-12 09:12:09 AM

I would hit it like Ike.
www.dee2records.com

hillary		2012-05-12 09:13:53 AM

Crookleg		2012-05-12 09:14:26 AM

If you look ten degrees to left of picture, she's a present day Kathleen Turner.

So, maybe that's a plausible excuse?

/hate subby, too....you aren't as funny as you think.

luktti		2012-05-12 09:16:53 AM

Spanish Fork. Isn't that between Blueball and Torn Teste on Old Route 88?

Precision Boobery		2012-05-12 09:17:25 AM

If you're wondering how he kept erect
And other science facts,
Just repeat to yourself "It's just a show,
I should really just relax"

images.wikia.com

PC LOAD LETTER		2012-05-12 09:21:03 AM

I'd hit that like the fist of an armless god.

BurnShrike		2012-05-12 09:23:09 AM

I'd hit it like a moose.

www.cbc.ca

AU24K		2012-05-12 09:25:50 AM

Subby,

uncleacid		2012-05-12 09:29:18 AM

No one expects the spanish fork.

www.christilling.de

herrDrFarkenstein		2012-05-12 09:31:01 AM

Meh, I guess. I mean f there was nothing better to do and she paid cash.

Saberus Terras		2012-05-12 09:31:17 AM

IvanTheSilent: Hit it with a (pick two): 2x4, Brick, Buick, Hammer, Piece of Concrete, Piece of Rebar, Shovel, Tire Iron, Other.

Other x2: A battle mace and a Tomahawk cruise missile.

/I'm at work, so I can't post eyebleach.
//Please help us!

Buffco		2012-05-12 09:35:27 AM

Oh come on. She's not THAT bad. Take off 20 years and 75 lbs and she was probably quite attractive.

I'd still hit it. With my penis.

BurnShrike		2012-05-12 09:36:44 AM

Buffco: Oh come on. She's not THAT bad. Take off 20 years and 75 lbs and she was probably quite attractive.

I'd still hit it. With my penis.

img.ksl.com

O RLRY?

whyRpeoplesostupid		2012-05-12 09:37:27 AM

Google says 1 hour ago

i196.photobucket.com

She's a lot less shiny

j0e_average		2012-05-12 09:39:02 AM

She looks like a potato-lady.

Smallberries		2012-05-12 09:45:50 AM

Kyle Butler: No No No No No No No No a thousand times no, I will not hit that.

[l.yimg.com image 630x742]

Funny, I saw that image and thought;

"Listen you little punk I'll cut your hair again"

Dancin_In_Anson		2012-05-12 09:48:22 AM

I'm in. The rest of you guys can go wank in the corner.

BlameBush		2012-05-12 09:48:22 AM

Teenage boys are notoriously horny and will fark anything (not unlike the closet lotharios on Fark). Tapping that is no ringing endorsement of the equally horny and available teenage girls in Utah.

wildcardjack		2012-05-12 09:49:36 AM

I'd hit that like a colostomy bag.

author1701		2012-05-12 09:54:53 AM

I wouldn't hit that with Loki's staff.
www.mtv.com

/Hot and bothered

bim1154		2012-05-12 09:55:38 AM

She looks like she'd have one of those hairy bushes that go up past the pantie line, side to side beyond the creases of her legs and downward halfway down her thighs. The big bad wolf probably hides somewhere in there.

jaytkay		2012-05-12 09:59:55 AM

Dear Jerk		2012-05-12 10:02:54 AM

'Super hot' has lost all its subtlety.

hillary		2012-05-12 10:08:15 AM

Buffco: Oh come on. She's not THAT bad. Take off 20 years and 75 lbs and she was probably quite attractive.

I'd still hit it. With my penis.

I was unaware that Fark now had a Braille version. Good for Drew.

BokerBill		2012-05-12 10:09:54 AM

Super hot school secretary

That's hot, as in flashes

fluffy2097		2012-05-12 10:19:45 AM

b0rg9: Meh, butterface hotties and ugly ass cute baby animals are a Fark staple.

That woman is not a butterface.

Shes a butter churn.

loonatic112358		2012-05-12 10:21:11 AM

hit with what? Do I get a choice of weapons?

fluffy2097		2012-05-12 10:21:50 AM

whyRpeoplesostupid: Google says 1 hour ago

[i196.photobucket.com image 636x477]

She's a lot less shiny

She honestly looks better without the fake tan and ridiculous hair and makeup.

Not enough to hit it, but she looks a hell of a lot more human in the mug shot.