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		Super hot school secretary got violated by 16 year old student (with you would hit that like...like....) (ksl.com)		149
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Colostomy		2012-05-12 05:52:05 AM

How about NO!

cmunic8r99		2012-05-12 06:08:34 AM

Colostomy: How about NO!

Ed Finnerty		2012-05-12 06:13:18 AM

Who's that guy with the big head?

AlwaysRightBoy		2012-05-12 07:00:21 AM

Can any you crazy sex nuts come up with that involves the "Spanish Fork"?

AlwaysRightBoy		2012-05-12 07:01:20 AM

It's for a friend of mine.

zedster		2012-05-12 07:09:47 AM

I think subby was suffering a stroke while writing this headline, explains the stutter and aphasia of the section of brain that recognizes Janet Reno

mikemoto		2012-05-12 07:21:35 AM

Like the fist of a slightly annoyed god.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-05-12 07:22:14 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: Can any you crazy sex nuts come up with that involves the "Spanish Fork"?

A Spork? That's a bit out of my kink zone.

markfara		2012-05-12 07:23:27 AM

Dad?

HighlanderRPI		2012-05-12 07:24:24 AM

Snooki in 20 years?

omeganuepsilon		2012-05-12 07:24:52 AM

Lies about hotness must be on the insta-green checklist right under "do they pay us?"

cretinbob		2012-05-12 07:25:59 AM

T-Servo		2012-05-12 07:26:05 AM

On my phone she looks like a browned marshmallow.

fark'emfeed'emfish		2012-05-12 07:26:16 AM

the road

GreatBunzinni		2012-05-12 07:26:45 AM

She's got them crazy eyes.

Snowflake Tubbybottom		2012-05-12 07:26:58 AM

with you would hit that like...like.... a ham sandwich.

Sarzec		2012-05-12 07:27:15 AM

I'd hit it. With a frying pan.

MisterBill		2012-05-12 07:28:26 AM

I would hit that... with a half-brick in a sock.

Farabor		2012-05-12 07:28:43 AM

I love you, you love me, lets all go and kill Barney....

Gordon Bennett		2012-05-12 07:29:34 AM

She looks like Pearl Forrester with a bad fake tan.

brainlordmesomorph		2012-05-12 07:29:35 AM

OK the Fark "Hottie" joke is getting old.

BiffDangler		2012-05-12 07:32:28 AM

AlwaysRightBoy: Can any you crazy sex nuts come up with that involves the "Spanish Fork"?

Is that when she is on her side, with the top leg curled up to her breasts, while you are on top of her sort of like when you are giving to her doggie? Only since it's a spanish fork you do it during a siesta, while smoking a cigarette.

Beulah Balbricker		2012-05-12 07:33:02 AM

cmunic8r99: Colostomy: How about NO!

solokumba		2012-05-12 07:33:06 AM

offacue		2012-05-12 07:33:28 AM

I wonder if he used those finger pulls she has on the sides of her head. Mmmmmfffffmmffffffggaaaccccchhhhhhhhh

b0rg9		2012-05-12 07:33:53 AM

brainlordmesomorph: OK the Fark "Hottie" joke is getting old.

Meh, butterface hotties and ugly ass cute baby animals are a Fark staple.

skinink		2012-05-12 07:36:25 AM

"Montreia Barney, 49, of Spanish Fork, has been charged with unlawful sexual conduct ..."

Now, there has to be a cutoff age for this kind of thing. If this kid wants to fark a 49 year old woman he could just stand outside any singles bar.

Ceiling Moran		2012-05-12 07:37:03 AM

That's quite a slab of face she's got going there.

thisispete		2012-05-12 07:39:59 AM

Bad, subby, bad. Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did.

batlock666		2012-05-12 07:40:30 AM

I would hit that with Thor's hammer. And that's not code for my penis.

wotthefark		2012-05-12 07:40:59 AM

"The sportos and motor heads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads...they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

Kyle Butler		2012-05-12 07:41:12 AM

No No No No No No No No a thousand times no, I will not hit that.

l.yimg.com

roadkillontheweb		2012-05-12 07:41:20 AM

Subby really needs to get out of his mom's basement and see what real women look like.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-05-12 07:42:36 AM

Story written by Been Jammin Wood.

/No, really. Go check.

dpaul007		2012-05-12 07:42:47 AM

Coach Balbricker is annoyed with your shenanigans.

wildlifer		2012-05-12 07:44:25 AM

What power are your beer goggles subby, -16?

Day_Old_Dutchie		2012-05-12 07:45:35 AM

Montreia Barney, 49, of Spanish Fork,
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"I love you....you love me...."

wombatsrus		2012-05-12 07:47:02 AM

Article with better picture?

/Still hates subby

cup of tea		2012-05-12 07:50:12 AM

I'd hit it if I was black

/sorry,

thisispete		2012-05-12 07:50:35 AM

Get ready for a surprise.

HaywoodJablonski		2012-05-12 07:50:38 AM

wombatsrus: Article with better picture?

/Still hates subby

Define "better"

MrBallou		2012-05-12 07:51:03 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Montreia Barney, 49, of Spanish Fork,
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"I love you....you love me...."

Argh! You bastard! I was so proud of myself for reading the comments first instead of clicking the "hottie" link this time and you have to go and post the pic.

Eye bleach please, and a pox on subby.

missiv		2012-05-12 07:51:20 AM

Deputy Utah County loves you.

leevis		2012-05-12 07:53:18 AM

I'd hit that like a 16-year old with a permanent hard on.

cookiefleck		2012-05-12 08:00:48 AM

Really? What kinda self respecting woman would think a kid that age would have anything to offer her that she could ever possibly want?

Arcturus72		2012-05-12 08:02:00 AM

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit... Ok, make that more than a little bit...

I'm only hoping it was either oral or doggy style, so he didn't have to see her "O face"...

BurnShrike		2012-05-12 08:02:17 AM

cookiefleck: Really? What kinda self respecting woman would think a kid that age would have anything to offer her that she could ever possibly want?

He could give her attention. That's usually what these people are after. They're feeling low, or trapped in their lives and someone paying them some positive attention makes them do silly things.