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(Nats Enquirer)   Bryce Harper only got one hit Friday night, but it was a doozy   (natsenquirer.com) divider line 32
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2012-05-12 06:48:28 AM  
Seems appropriate

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2012-05-12 07:39:38 AM  
Why doesn't he punch a fire extinguisher while he's at it?
 
2012-05-12 08:20:51 AM  

Ackbarican_Idol: Why doesn't he punch a fire extinguisher while he's at it?


Because the extinguisher is 1-0 by way of knockout and punching way above its weight class. Kid is a rook. Needs to start out with bats and gatorade buckets before he starts dancing with the big boys.
 
2012-05-12 09:04:49 AM  

ksobby: Ackbarican_Idol: Why doesn't he punch a fire extinguisher while he's at it?

Because the extinguisher is 1-0 by way of knockout and punching way above its weight class. Kid is a rook. Needs to start out with bats and gatorade buckets before he starts dancing with the big boys.


I'm pretty sure he's 0-1 with bats as well. He may want to start by throwing his hat.
 
2012-05-12 09:10:05 AM  
He hasn't adjusted to Major League walls yet. He'll learn
 
2012-05-12 09:12:00 AM  
Moyer smirks.
 
2012-05-12 10:22:47 AM  

Rex_Banner: He hasn't adjusted to Major League walls yet. He'll learn


Kudos to you for that.
 
2012-05-12 10:51:30 AM  
In the first inning the Reds pitcher made Harper's light-hitting teammate Roger Bernardina look like Babe Ruth... if I was Harper and missed out on a few hits from Leake I'd be frustrated too.

/Reds fan
//Time for Leake to hit triple-A
 
2012-05-12 10:54:40 AM  
I could have sworn Farkers told me he had matured and his asshole ways were behind him.
 
2012-05-12 11:03:35 AM  

CognaciousThunk: In the first inning the Reds pitcher made Harper's light-hitting teammate Roger Bernardina look like Babe Ruth... if I was Harper and missed out on a few hits from Leake I'd be frustrated too.

/Reds fan
//Time for Leake to hit triple-A


Perhaps they can find Eric Milton out there somewhere?

/Runs
 
2012-05-12 11:13:24 AM  

SharkTrager: I could have sworn Farkers told me he had matured and his asshole ways were behind him.


Nothing teaches maturity like having to get stitches because you can't even throw a temper tantrum without hurting yourself.
 
2012-05-12 11:36:15 AM  

you have pee hands: Nothing teaches maturity like having to get stitches because you can't even throw a temper tantrum without hurting yourself.


That just teaches how to throw a more effective tantrum.
 
2012-05-12 11:51:21 AM  

SharkTrager: I could have sworn Farkers told me he had matured and his asshole ways were behind him.


He's 19 and in the bigs... sorry that he's not living up to your expectations.
 
2012-05-12 12:01:12 PM  

Uncle Pooky: SharkTrager: I could have sworn Farkers told me he had matured and his asshole ways were behind him.

He's 19 and in the bigs... sorry that he's not living up to your expectations.


Let he who is without sin cast the first bat?
 
2012-05-12 12:02:29 PM  

Uncle Pooky: SharkTrager: I could have sworn Farkers told me he had matured and his asshole ways were behind him.

He's 19 and in the bigs... sorry that he's not living up to your expectations.


He shouldn't be in the bigs without the mental and emotional maturity to handle it. It's not good for the team and it's not good for him.

Sorry if reality doesn't live up to your expectations.
 
2012-05-12 12:11:31 PM  
"May need a stitch or 2, may be out few days."

altogether hockey farkers: hahahahahahahaha
 
2012-05-12 12:14:50 PM  

SharkTrager: He shouldn't be in the bigs without the mental and emotional maturity to handle it. It's not good for the team and it's not good for him.


Wow. So you don't follow professional anything, do you?
 
2012-05-12 12:17:36 PM  
Or, "in" the bigs.

Rookie mistake.
 
2012-05-12 12:18:14 PM  

SharkTrager:
He shouldn't be in the bigs without the mental and emotional maturity to handle it.


Kyle Busch
Brad Keselowski
Floyd Mayweather
Josh Beckett
Terrell Owens
Randy Moss
Chris Pronger
Patrick Kaleta

Obviously pro sports is filled with nothing but the most mentally stable and emotionally mature people. At least he didn't give himself a concussion that would last for an entire season (and counting)
 
2012-05-12 12:29:30 PM  

degenerate-afro: Kyle Busch
Brad Keselowski
Floyd Mayweather
Josh Beckett
Terrell Owens
Randy Moss
Chris Pronger
Patrick Kaleta

Obviously pro sports is filled with nothing but the most mentally stable and emotionally mature people. At least he didn't give himself a concussion that would last for an entire season (and counting)


List fails without Ricky Williams.
 
2012-05-12 12:47:22 PM  
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2012-05-12 01:06:45 PM  

Harv72b: List fails without Ricky Williams.


Pac-man Jones?
 
2012-05-12 01:12:11 PM  

degenerate-afro: Harv72b: List fails without Ricky Williams.

Pac-man Jones?


Rae Carruth. I win. :p
 
2012-05-12 01:23:24 PM  

Harv72b: degenerate-afro: Harv72b: List fails without Ricky Williams.

Pac-man Jones?

Rae Carruth. I win. :p


Okay that does win, but I have a few runner's up.

Ryan Leaf and Lenny Dykstra
 
2012-05-12 01:37:44 PM  

degenerate-afro: Ryan Leaf and Lenny Dykstra


This is a list that could go on forever.

Also, while he never actually played in the NFL, convicted serial killer Randall Woodfield (the I-5 Killer) was drafted by the Green Bay Packers. I did not know that until I just stumbled on it.
 
2012-05-12 02:46:56 PM  

Uncle Pooky: SharkTrager: I could have sworn Farkers told me he had matured and his asshole ways were behind him.

He's 19 and in the bigs... sorry that he's not living up to your expectations.


Jason Heyward never seemed to have a problem being a mature guy at pretty much the same age when he came to the Majors. Maybe black people mature faster than white ones. I dunno
 
2012-05-12 03:06:57 PM  
Nineteen and in professional sports? Either I'd have a meltdown a week or I'd be so button-down scared you wouldn't know if I'd won a $10 mill lottery or my dog just died.
 
2012-05-12 04:09:17 PM  

Harv72b: degenerate-afro: Ryan Leaf and Lenny Dykstra

This is a list that could go on forever.

Also, while he never actually played in the NFL, convicted serial killer Randall Woodfield (the I-5 Killer) was drafted by the Green Bay Packers. I did not know that until I just stumbled on it.


But had he played, I'm pretty sure I know what his nickname would have been...
 
2012-05-12 05:03:04 PM  
Harper is an emotionally stunted redneck through and through. As much as I hate A-Rod, he never had anything remotely like this happen when he first made it to the majors, at 18. Heyward too.
 
2012-05-13 12:40:27 AM  

Cymbal: Harper is an emotionally stunted redneck through and through. As much as I hate A-Rod, he never had anything remotely like this happen when he first made it to the majors, at 18. Heyward too.


srhp29: Uncle Pooky: SharkTrager: I could have sworn Farkers told me he had matured and his asshole ways were behind him.

He's 19 and in the bigs... sorry that he's not living up to your expectations.

Jason Heyward never seemed to have a problem being a mature guy at pretty much the same age when he came to the Majors. Maybe black people mature faster than white ones. I dunno


yes, because every person acts like everyone else.
 
2012-05-13 11:02:29 AM  

Uncle Pooky: Cymbal: Harper is an emotionally stunted redneck through and through. As much as I hate A-Rod, he never had anything remotely like this happen when he first made it to the majors, at 18. Heyward too.

srhp29: Uncle Pooky: SharkTrager: I could have sworn Farkers told me he had matured and his asshole ways were behind him.

He's 19 and in the bigs... sorry that he's not living up to your expectations.

Jason Heyward never seemed to have a problem being a mature guy at pretty much the same age when he came to the Majors. Maybe black people mature faster than white ones. I dunno

yes, because every person acts like everyone else.


Sigh.

I guess it's just me, but you'd think someone who gets paid millions of dollars to play in a "professional" league would conduct himself with at least some maturity. Throwing a tantrum and breaking your own face is bush league, and that's where he belongs until he grows up and stops acting like a petulant little child.
 
2012-05-15 04:57:18 PM  

Cymbal: Uncle Pooky: Cymbal: Harper is an emotionally stunted redneck through and through. As much as I hate A-Rod, he never had anything remotely like this happen when he first made it to the majors, at 18. Heyward too.

srhp29: Uncle Pooky: SharkTrager: I could have sworn Farkers told me he had matured and his asshole ways were behind him.

He's 19 and in the bigs... sorry that he's not living up to your expectations.

Jason Heyward never seemed to have a problem being a mature guy at pretty much the same age when he came to the Majors. Maybe black people mature faster than white ones. I dunno

yes, because every person acts like everyone else.

Sigh.

I guess it's just me, but you'd think someone who gets paid millions of dollars to play in a "professional" league would conduct himself with at least some maturity. Throwing a tantrum and breaking your own face is bush league, and that's where he belongs until he grows up and stops acting like a petulant little child.


If you're expecting having money to equal having maturity (or common sense, for that matter), I've got some really bad news for you about the state of society in 2012.
 
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