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(AZCentral)   Jersey Shore's JWoww attacks Bristol Palin for attacking Barack Obama on gay marriage. This is why we're a superpower, people   (azcentral.com) divider line 82
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2012-05-12 01:54:20 AM
Pretty sure it has more to do with how we're spending every penny we have on "defense."
 
2012-05-12 02:01:56 AM
God, these people are trashy.

What's Gwyneth think?
 
2012-05-12 02:03:10 AM
The reason why the United States is a "superpower" is because it has maintained a war time military since it entered World War 2.

Seriously, isn't it about time we wind down our WW2 occupations? It's been almost 70 years, we can bring our troops home safely now.
 
2012-05-12 02:03:24 AM
At least we dont have anyone important condescending to Bristol's level.
 
2012-05-12 02:04:12 AM
Who's to blame? The celebrities, debutantes, and socialites who think their opinions matter? Or the people who give them an audience?

"That guy from What's Happenin' believes in inter-phylum marriage."
"OOOOOOOOO SCANDULLLLLL!!!"
 
2012-05-12 02:05:09 AM
I remember seeing some greenlit story on fark a few months back; it centered around a facebook discussion where Bristol was attacking some guy who made fun of the Palin Alaska show by calling him gay and saying her success in life is due to being "a hard ass worker". It pretty much summed up the state of today's republican party. I really dont know how you guys do it...
 
2012-05-12 02:05:42 AM
honestly she's not wrong
 
2012-05-12 02:06:12 AM
Cat fight!

*makes popcorn*

Anyone taking bets on who's top is coming off first?

What?
 
2012-05-12 02:07:35 AM
Renowned transvestite sexologist: Seriously, isn't it about time we wind down our WW2 occupations? It's been almost 70 years, we can bring our troops home safely now.

No, because then we'd only be an Overwhelming Power, and you don't get tights and a cape with that.
 
2012-05-12 02:09:23 AM
Hey, Palin... you're a stupid farking vapid whore, like your whore of a mother. Shut the fark up, already, unless you want people to keep pointing this out.

/this comment fueled by my loathing of people who are goddamn hypocrites
//and fueled by my love of tequila
 
2012-05-12 02:10:51 AM
Surprised there's a link for this yet nothing about Romney attacking a gay classmate with scissors in his youth.
"hijinks" I believe he called it.
 
2012-05-12 02:16:18 AM
Renowned transvestite sexologist: The reason why the United States is a "superpower" is because it has maintained a war time military since it entered World War 2.

Seriously, isn't it about time we wind down our WW2 occupations? It's been almost 70 years, we can bring our troops home safely now.


Where's the profit in that?
 
2012-05-12 02:19:05 AM
ZipSplat: Who's to blame? The celebrities, debutantes, and socialites who think their opinions matter? Or the people who give them an audience?

The audience.
 
2012-05-12 02:19:35 AM
Kurmudgeon: Surprised there's a link for this yet nothing about Romney attacking a gay classmate with scissors in his youth.
"hijinks" I believe he called it.


There were actually two, but go ahead and ramble on about anything you like. We'll listen.
 
2012-05-12 02:23:17 AM
I try to be fully informed, so I'm not making a decision until I've heard opinions from Kelly Osborne, Carrottop and the one-legged guy from season I of Big Brother.
 
2012-05-12 02:26:55 AM
CRIPPLE FIGHT
 
2012-05-12 02:27:29 AM
So, someone named JWoww gave a pretty good response. Who's JWoww? Lazy article must have thought we'd know already.
 
2012-05-12 02:28:32 AM
she'll point her boobs at you. and i like that

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-12 02:29:54 AM
Bristol Palin, the unwed mother who got pregnant in high school, talking about the importance of a mother/father household.

Only in America.
 
2012-05-12 02:33:40 AM
Kurmudgeon: Surprised there's a link for this yet nothing about Romney attacking a gay classmate with scissors in his youth.
"hijinks" I believe he called it.


we also would have accepted tomfoolery, malarkey, shenanigans, hanky-panky and antics.
 
2012-05-12 02:35:26 AM
My ability to give two diddly farks is reaching a point close to absolute zero.
 
2012-05-12 02:44:58 AM
GIS for JWOWW (NSFW if you work for the Vatican)

/she was the only one worth looking at on Jersey Shore
//what were we talking about, again?
 
2012-05-12 02:50:03 AM
It's pretty bad when a Jersey Shore person has the moral highground on you.

(To confess, I don't actually know anything about those Jersey Shore people. Maybe they're good people, but the less I know of them the better.)
 
2012-05-12 02:50:42 AM
Is a JWoww a specific person or a type of acting or production position for TV shows in general? The headline doesn't really make it clear.
 
2012-05-12 02:52:34 AM
I don't have a clue on who all this is...but maybe this is supposed to be the entertainment tab?
 
2012-05-12 02:55:25 AM
This is so awesome. She's the perfect level of "celebrity" to "dignify" Bristol's idiocy with a response.

Also, am I crazy, or was Bristol becoming rather liberal for a while after she was on Dancing With the Stars? I seem to remember her even suggesting at one time that maybe the whole gay marriage thing wasn't such a big deal after all...

Yep, here's something that mentions it:

http://bossip.com/388639/new-couple-bristol-palins-getting-her-swirl- y -shack-up-on-with-kyle-massey-and12006/

Looks like her position on this issue is also "evolving."
 
2012-05-12 02:59:56 AM
JWOW has big ol titties. Whatever she says is true. The End.
 
2012-05-12 03:00:06 AM
When someone on Jersey Shore thinks can figure out you're a hypocrite, it's time to re-evaluate yourself.
 
2012-05-12 03:03:32 AM
god I hate these people
 
2012-05-12 03:04:32 AM
Oh look! An unwed teen mom with a babydaddy inseminating other teen girls is complaing about Obama supporting "non-traditional" marriages! Let's listen to her pearls of wisdom!

Golly gee, Bristol really stuck it to Fartbongo - being raised by a man and a woman has made her the pinnacle of virtuous womanhood she is today!
 
2012-05-12 03:06:22 AM
wut?

Seriously, some reality show star has attacked some other reality show star about something something Politics tab obviously now John Madden XX2001 is now President and BSABSVRONPAUL!!!!
 
2012-05-12 03:06:31 AM
fta: ''Bristol should keep her uneducated, ignorant mouth shut. If you're living in the past you wouldn't have a kid without marriage. Hypocrite. It's 2012!

''My best friend will get married one day and not just have civil union with his man. Stop hating people.''


I can't disagree with a word of that.

Bristol Palin saying that Obama should have taught his daughters "the right ways of thinking" when they mentioned that some of their friends had same sex parents and that they were totally cool with it sounded like a scripted sound byte. I don't think she wrote it. She's either echoing sound bytes already out there note for note or the same person that writers her Mom's social media is getting some overtime.
 
2012-05-12 03:08:19 AM
F*cking hell, I have to agree with someone from the J-Shore.

If I wasn't already sick, I'd feel dirty.
 
2012-05-12 03:08:55 AM
you are a puppet: I remember seeing some greenlit story on fark a few months back; it centered around a facebook discussion where Bristol was attacking some guy who made fun of the Palin Alaska show by calling him gay and saying her success in life is due to being "a taking it hard in the ass worker".

Fixed For Truth
 
2012-05-12 03:09:13 AM
Pincy: god I hate these people

www.usmagazine.com

terrible pic of Jwateverthefark but I'll take both
 
2012-05-12 03:14:17 AM
Why is this in the politics tab?
 
2012-05-12 03:17:51 AM
Protip: when you get totally pwned by a Jersey Shore cast member, it might be time to stop blogging, and re-think your narrow world view, Bristol.
 
2012-05-12 03:18:24 AM
quatchi: I don't think she wrote it.

Me snapping my fingers and creating a singularity is more likely than her having written it.
Even intelligent people at that age wouldn't have the experience to have those thoughts, and she's a Palin.
 
2012-05-12 03:30:06 AM
you are a puppet: I remember seeing some greenlit story on fark a few months back; it centered around a facebook discussion where Bristol was attacking some guy who made fun of the Palin Alaska show by calling him gay and saying her success in life is due to being "a hard ass-worker". It pretty much summed up the state of today's republican party. I really dont know how you guys do it...

That comic has ruined me.
JWoww forms an intelligent thought? Time to dig up my guns, and wait for Apollo to return.
 
2012-05-12 03:46:48 AM
I love the concept of just having someone from Jersey Shore rebut anything a Palin says. They make more sense than Palins and they're classier.
 
2012-05-12 04:07:32 AM
Damn you JWoww! why must you ruin my fantasies of being with Emmanuelle?!

robotceleb.com

www.marieclaire.com
on second thought... bathe them both and bring either to my chamber so that I may allow them each to birth my children.
 
2012-05-12 04:21:23 AM
After reading the headline and TFA, I actually respected JWoww for a few seconds.


Don't make me do that.
 
2012-05-12 04:39:05 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Kurmudgeon: Surprised there's a link for this yet nothing about Romney attacking a gay classmate with scissors in his youth.
"hijinks" I believe he called it.

we also would have accepted tomfoolery, malarkey, shenanigans, hanky-panky and antics.


Hanky panky means nooky, rumpy pumpy, how's your father or playing doctors doesn't it?

Replace it with monkey business and I shall fully endorse your post


/Darwin horseplay
 
2012-05-12 04:45:31 AM
Mrfusticle:
Hanky panky means nooky, rumpy pumpy, how's your father or playing doctors doesn't it?

Replace it with monkey business and I shall fully endorse your post


Wow, you've never pranked a gay guy by having sex with him? What a sheltered life you must life.
 
2012-05-12 04:46:50 AM
Err... life you must live.
 
2012-05-12 05:15:53 AM
You know your end of the political spectrum is weak when you have to cheer for a bottle-tan reprobate Jersey Ho' and her comments about the daughter of a former GOP governor.

Levi Johnston would be an upgrade for someone like JWow
 
2012-05-12 05:24:47 AM
UCFRoadWarrior: You know you're at the end of the political spectrum when you have to cheer for a bottle-tan reprobate Jersey Ho' and her comments about the whore daughter of a former butt-slut governor.

Levi Johnston would be an upgrade for someone like JWow


FTFY

/somewhat agree with the last part
//call me a lib, I dare you.
 
2012-05-12 05:32:55 AM
UCFRoadWarrior: You know your end of the political spectrum is weak when you have to cheer for a bottle-tan reprobate Jersey Ho' and her comments about the daughter of a former GOP governor.

Levi Johnston would be an upgrade for someone like JWow


Actually, having seen pics of JWoww, and knowing what kind of culture she grew up in, JWoww would be a hell of an upgrade for Levi Johnston.

/Jwoww doesn't forget her BC
 
2012-05-12 06:02:31 AM
iq_in_binary: UCFRoadWarrior: You know your end of the political spectrum is weak when you have to cheer for a bottle-tan reprobate Jersey Ho' and her comments about the daughter of a former GOP governor.

Levi Johnston would be an upgrade for someone like JWow

Actually, having seen pics of JWoww, and knowing what kind of culture she grew up in, JWoww would be a hell of an upgrade for Levi Johnston.

/Jwoww doesn't forget her BC


Imma thinkin Jwoww has probably been hit a few more times than Bristol Palin..and probably is a bit more experienced in those matters.
 
2012-05-12 06:49:58 AM
unless this will be settled with a mud wrestling thunderdome, i just can't give a shiat
 
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