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		Lewdness and assault lead the pack in this week's Mugshot Roundup (thesmokinggun.com)		114
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MrKrabbs		2012-05-11 08:02:54 PM

MrKrabbs		2012-05-11 08:11:54 PM

AdolfOliverPanties		2012-05-11 08:18:04 PM

Rajon Rondo's brother "Stretch."

American Decency Association		2012-05-11 08:23:11 PM

de-slid

emiliogtz		2012-05-11 08:25:21 PM

wtf?

What day is today?

hostJP		2012-05-11 08:25:38 PM

Is well aware where penis goes...

fusillade762		2012-05-11 08:25:39 PM

Arrested for allowing alcohol or drugs at an open house party, serving alcohol to an underage person.

i.cdn.turner.com

I want to party with her!

MrKrabbs		2012-05-11 08:28:47 PM

The Voice of Doom		2012-05-11 08:30:39 PM

American Decency Association
de-slid

Different output:

;-)
i.imgur.com

Tennozan		2012-05-11 08:30:43 PM

MiniD is going to have a field day with this batch.......

bim1154		2012-05-11 08:34:16 PM

3 and 6 are doable. 6 looks like she is fresh out of Lord of the Rings.

WTF is with #14's teeth?

MrKrabbs		2012-05-11 08:37:27 PM

madden101		2012-05-11 08:37:43 PM

Am I the only one who sees this?

i.cdn.turner.com

100 Watt Walrus		2012-05-11 08:38:14 PM

minnkat		2012-05-11 08:39:56 PM

Farkin' Uke		2012-05-11 08:41:02 PM

emiliogtz: wtf?

What day is today?

I was POSITIVE that the modmins tried and succeeded in destroying this outstandingly entertaining tradition!

minnkat		2012-05-11 08:41:58 PM

Gyrfalcon		2012-05-11 08:42:03 PM

bim1154: 3 and 6 are doable. 6 looks like she is fresh out of Lord of the Rings.

WTF is with #14's teeth?

I think she was cloned from Callista Gingrich's teeth. She doesn't have the crazy eyes, but that's what I thought of when I saw the teeth.

not2bright		2012-05-11 08:42:17 PM

100 Watt Walrus		2012-05-11 08:43:32 PM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 500x625]

She looks like a character out of the "Beetlejuice" netherworld.

ronaprhys		2012-05-11 08:47:36 PM

1 - please tell me she's got a shirt on. Please.
2 - Yeah yeah yeah. Huh. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Okay
3 - Yeah - you'd hit it.
4 - John Candy is a woman
5 - My moustache brings all the boys to the yard
6 - At first you think I'm cute, then you realize I'm about to peg you while you try and sleep
7 - biatch done set me up
8 - Just trying to earn a dime
9 - I'm too sexy for this mugshot, too sexy for this mugshot
10 - Arrested for assault? Is that what kids these days are calling getting your ass kicked?
11 - May not be a religion, but it's damned sure sight better than sitting your fat ass on a kid
12 - Uncle Alfie is now bald
13 - 'Cause crazy eyes are the best way to prove your innocence
14 - At least your mom got her teeth cleaned prior to stalking your cheerleader girlfriend
15 - I wear my sunglasses at night, so when I bang a hooker I cannot get the crabs.

American Decency Association		2012-05-11 08:49:15 PM

Nick Nostril		2012-05-11 08:49:52 PM

Aww hells yeah !

Pork1		2012-05-11 08:50:47 PM

Home schooled?

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-11 08:51:07 PM

not2bright: [www.n2wzb.net image 350x524]

MWAHAHAHAHA

/freakin PERFECT

lazymojo		2012-05-11 08:52:10 PM

I thought that one with her head wrapped up looked a lot like John Candy too.

whatevs.

Nick Nostril		2012-05-11 08:52:20 PM

100 Watt Walrus: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]
[i.imgur.com image 360x400]

Farkin' nailed it. Bravo.

Nick Nostril		2012-05-11 08:55:05 PM

Yet another "Farker's dream date"...

1) Cute
2) Brings own pot
3) Poor decision making skillz (apparently)

Farkin' Uke		2012-05-11 08:55:23 PM

Denial - seems it had to come,
Relied on me to say it all,
DENIAL HAS LEFT YOU ALL ALONE!

/maybe I'm seeing something that's not there because I was trying to figure out Angel's Son on the guitar earlier today...

ronaprhys		2012-05-11 08:55:38 PM

madden101: Am I the only one who sees this?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 480x600]

[media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

no. I saw it, you just posted it first.

dstanley		2012-05-11 08:58:12 PM

Number 14 has 42 teeth.

Igor Jakovsky		2012-05-11 08:58:16 PM

#6 is a saucy little minx

Igor Jakovsky		2012-05-11 08:59:00 PM

not2bright:

Beer keyboard etc. That's great

The Voice of Doom		2012-05-11 09:00:15 PM

Farkin' Uke
emiliogtz: wtf?

What day is today?

I was POSITIVE that the modmins tried and succeeded in destroying this outstandingly entertaining tradition!

Nah. If there's a delay, it's usually because The Smoking Gun hasn't published the round up yet.

Mini Ditka		2012-05-11 09:01:29 PM

Igor Jakovsky		2012-05-11 09:01:33 PM

American Decency Association:

cardassians but I lol'd

DoctorCal		2012-05-11 09:03:43 PM

fusillade762: Arrested for allowing alcohol or drugs at an open house party

Once upon a time, that was called "maintaining a common nuisance".

Ed Finnerty		2012-05-11 09:04:14 PM

/Sorry

Sabyen91		2012-05-11 09:05:06 PM

Nick Nostril: [img577.imageshack.us image 500x625]

Yet another "Farker's dream date"...

1) Cute
2) Brings own pot
3) Poor decision making skillz (apparently)

www.realbollywood.com

The Voice of Doom		2012-05-11 09:08:28 PM

ronaprhys
1 - please tell me she's got a shirt on. Please.
2 - Yeah yeah yeah. Huh. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Okay
3 - Yeah - you'd hit it.
4 - John Candy is a woman
5 - My moustache brings all the boys to the yard
6 - At first you think I'm cute, then you realize I'm about to peg you while you try and sleep
7 - biatch done set me up
8 - Just trying to earn a dime
9 - I'm too sexy for this mugshot, too sexy for this mugshot
10 - Arrested for assault? Is that what kids these days are calling getting your ass kicked?
11 - May not be a religion, but it's damned sure sight better than sitting your fat ass on a kid
12 - Uncle Alfie is now bald
13 - 'Cause crazy eyes are the best way to prove your innocence
14 - At least your mom got her teeth cleaned prior to stalking your cheerleader girlfriend
15 - I wear my sunglasses at night, so when I bang a hooker I cannot get the crabs.

i.imgur.com

Hm, I should add a third line for text

MrKrabbs		2012-05-11 09:08:31 PM

American Decency Association		2012-05-11 09:09:25 PM

Igor Jakovsky: American Decency Association:

cardassians but I lol'd

facepalm

Too Pretty For Prison		2012-05-11 09:09:51 PM

Nick Nostril: [img577.imageshack.us image 500x625]

Yet another "Farker's dream date"...

1) Cute
2) Brings own pot
3) Poor decision making skillz (apparently)

1) Has a vagina.

Fixed that for you.

webthing01		2012-05-11 09:12:11 PM

Mini Ditka		2012-05-11 09:16:12 PM

Pork1: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

Home schooled?

Nice!

img29.imageshack.us

unclemongo		2012-05-11 09:22:09 PM

Holy shiat ... #7 looks like the Kurgan in blackface.

sharkbeagle		2012-05-11 09:22:35 PM

this wheel's on fire.

traylor		2012-05-11 09:23:27 PM

minnkat		2012-05-11 09:24:10 PM

The Voice of Doom		2012-05-11 09:30:00 PM

ronaprhys
1 - please tell me she's got a shirt on. Please.

With a little help from #9:

i.imgur.com

Ed Finnerty		2012-05-11 09:30:44 PM

Pork1: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

Home schooled?

Crap. I failed to Ctrl+F. My bad.

glowbug		2012-05-11 09:33:25 PM

Thank you all, this thread's making me laugh.

Mini Ditka		2012-05-11 09:34:37 PM

/That- that's about it.

BokerBill		2012-05-11 09:37:27 PM

Arrested for evading arrest.

No, seriously, what was the charge?

AnotherOldFart		2012-05-11 09:38:23 PM

Is that our brother?
i.imgur.com

Pork1		2012-05-11 09:42:57 PM

Ed Finnerty: Pork1: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

Home schooled?

Crap. I failed to Ctrl+F. My bad.

No worries!

Gyrfalcon		2012-05-11 09:43:23 PM

AnotherOldFart: [i.imgur.com image 500x625]
Is that our brother?
[i.imgur.com image 220x229]

Ah, that's what's wrong with it's head. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. (Nor did I really want to.)

ununcle		2012-05-11 09:45:21 PM

I don't care what anyone says, there's a couple of beauties in this crop.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2012-05-11 09:45:21 PM

You know it's a party when #3's bringing the drinks and #6 is bringing the smoke.

Rigger1955		2012-05-11 09:45:25 PM

Gyrfalcon: AnotherOldFart: [i.imgur.com image 500x625]
Is that our brother?
[i.imgur.com image 220x229]

Ah, that's what's wrong with it's head. I couldn't quite put my finger on it. (Nor did I really want to.)

What!! Skinnyhead got arrested??

The Voice of Doom		2012-05-11 09:47:14 PM

Ed Finnerty

/Sorry

The whole family:
i.imgur.com

Soonerpsycho		2012-05-11 10:02:40 PM

Phoenix_M		2012-05-11 10:05:09 PM

traylor: [i.cdn.turner.com image 140x165][i2.cdn.turner.com image 300x169]

Ooooo you're in trouble.... Don't you know you don't shiat where you eat.

lordargent		2012-05-11 10:05:32 PM

Mini Ditka		2012-05-11 10:08:07 PM

/I swear I saw it when I started.......

davidw001		2012-05-11 10:13:04 PM

#3 is shameless...

Walker		2012-05-11 10:14:30 PM

glowbug: Thank you all, this thread's making me laugh.

It's usually the only thread every week that is guaranteed to make me laugh.

webthing01		2012-05-11 10:29:30 PM

Mini Ditka		2012-05-11 10:31:08 PM

/it's tired in here

libranoelrose		2012-05-11 10:37:46 PM

Mini Ditka: [img137.imageshack.us image 500x391]

/it's tired in here

I'm working on working up a thirst.

Got extra hammered last night.

Mini Ditka		2012-05-11 10:42:03 PM

libranoelrose: Mini Ditka: [img137.imageshack.us image 500x391]

/it's tired in here

I'm working on working up a thirst.

Got extra hammered last night.

I'm gonna make an effort to find my second wind brother, through drink.

*slow knuckle bump*

PC LOAD LETTER		2012-05-11 10:48:37 PM

Mommy Milf Teeth has a gummy smile, but I would tap that like a judge's gavel in an unruly courtroom.

Fark Me Runnin		2012-05-11 10:51:12 PM

So I'm seriously the only one who would totally do #14?

That's some MILFy goodness right there.

Fark Me Runnin		2012-05-11 10:52:22 PM

Fark Me Runnin: So I'm seriously the only one who would totally do #14?

That's some MILFy goodness right there.

OK, except for PCLL

Dogpants		2012-05-11 10:58:36 PM

Nick Nostril: [img577.imageshack.us image 500x625]

Yet another "Farker's dream date"...

1) Cute
2) Brings own pot
3) Poor decision making skillz (apparently)

Would hit that so hard her eyes would straighten out.

fusillade762		2012-05-11 11:00:51 PM

BokerBill: Arrested for evading arrest.

No, seriously, what was the charge?

Interfering with police?

mikdeetx		2012-05-11 11:05:34 PM

#14 is proof John Elway had gender reassignment.

webthing01		2012-05-11 11:11:27 PM

strapp3r		2012-05-11 11:12:42 PM

my pancakes do NOT come with sprinkles!

i.cdn.turner.com

don't understand		2012-05-11 11:13:42 PM

3 and 6 -- may I?

/drunk, I have no standards right now

proton		2012-05-11 11:21:16 PM

wildcardjack		2012-05-11 11:36:26 PM

Every week

farm1.staticflickr.com

sseye		2012-05-11 11:40:55 PM

Have you driven a Ford, lately?

i.cdn.turner.com

Yeah, well, you shouldn't have. You're f-ed up and now you're under arrest.

/i like the wonky eyes on #6

The Goon Show		2012-05-11 11:43:43 PM

Number 5 looks like Jim Rome after his long trip to the basement.

Mini Ditka		2012-05-11 11:50:14 PM

webthing01		2012-05-11 11:53:37 PM

LaughingRadish		2012-05-12 12:09:16 AM

sid244		2012-05-12 12:15:48 AM

Arrested for assault and lost.

webthing01		2012-05-12 12:20:28 AM

libranoelrose		2012-05-12 12:43:58 AM

jiesenPSD		2012-05-12 12:45:27 AM

jiesenPSD		2012-05-12 12:47:32 AM

/what an age progression done on Anakin Skywalker might look like

webthing01		2012-05-12 12:49:14 AM

libranoelrose		2012-05-12 12:52:00 AM

libranoelrose		2012-05-12 12:56:56 AM

Yes this is dog		2012-05-12 12:59:53 AM

The Voice of Doom: [i.imgur.com image 640x337]

Came here for some ROTJ goodness. Leaving satisfied.

libranoelrose		2012-05-12 01:02:07 AM

/sweet dreams

chickyraptor		2012-05-12 01:03:37 AM

Mini Ditka		2012-05-12 01:18:06 AM

webthing01		2012-05-12 01:19:15 AM

libranoelrose		2012-05-12 01:31:58 AM

Mini Ditka: [img11.imageshack.us image 500x625]

lol

LaughingRadish		2012-05-12 01:53:50 AM

libranoelrose: [i.imgur.com image 500x625]

www.laforestmedia.net

Mitch Mitchell		2012-05-12 02:17:27 AM

don't understand: 3 and 6 -- may I?

/drunk, I have no standards right now

I have no standards either. Let's terrorize Cincinnati in speedos. Hall or Rock out with your cock out.

libranoelrose		2012-05-12 02:20:17 AM

Mitch Mitchell: don't understand: 3 and 6 -- may I?

/drunk, I have no standards right now

I have no standards either. Let's terrorize Cincinnati in speedos. Hall or Rock out with your cock out.

coedbc.files.wordpress.com

maamold		2012-05-12 02:29:11 AM

ununcle		2012-05-12 02:46:17 AM

LaughingRadish: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x625]

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 356x500]

Welcome to earf!!!

Piizzadude		2012-05-12 03:12:03 AM

i don't care if she is homeschooled, I am still after 14, all kinds of disappointment for her in 30 seconds or less

jicon		2012-05-12 04:59:55 AM

Time to heed your own advice Uncle Buck...
"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face"

ronaprhys		2012-05-12 07:14:14 AM

The Voice of Doom:

[i.imgur.com image 640x1093]

Hm, I should add a third line for text

Well played, sir. Well played.

Interceptor1		2012-05-12 07:18:48 AM

madden101: Am I the only one who sees this?

[i.cdn.turner.com image 480x600]

[media.tumblr.com image 320x240]

I thought the same thing. Is that John Candy's sister?