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(NJ.com)   Man implants magnets in his arm to hold his iPod   (nj.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, iPod, Digital Trends, magnets  
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6521 clicks; posted to Geek » on 11 May 2012 at 10:46 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-05-11 11:47:45 PM  
3 votes:
say some old lady walks by and she's got a metal hip implant and his hand gets stuck to her butt?
2012-05-12 12:02:33 AM  
2 votes:
Feh. This guy's a piker. I have my headphones (white! I want EVERYONE to know how cool I am) permanently fixed to my ears with industrial epoxy. My left hand (only the left, I need the other one) has been surgically replaced with an iPod dock which has speakers in all the fingertips. Now when I go out in public I can educate the peons around me about my excellent taste in music that nobody except me has heard of. I had some trouble last week when a really uncool guy tried to steal my iPod, even after I read him a poem about how theft makes the universe queasy. He left me alone after the first 98 lines but only after I agreed to let him pistol-whip me unconscious. Materialists are such a drag.
2012-05-11 10:57:58 PM  
2 votes:

DenisBergkamp: RexTalionis: Msol: Hm, this is the first time body modification has appealed to me at all.

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What about piercing glasses?

Pretty cool but damn that would be annoying in the shower or winter when they fog from the cold! Are they detachable?


No. They can only be removed by ripping them out.
2012-05-12 04:53:01 PM  
1 vote:
People with modifications are like the mongrels of humanity
2012-05-12 03:11:06 PM  
1 vote:

FROGSTOMPER: say some old lady walks by and she's got a metal hip implant and his hand gets stuck to her butt?


Images from a possible Benny Hill sketch just flashed into my brain. Thank you.
2012-05-12 03:09:38 AM  
1 vote:
Having dropped my Ipod into the toilet, I can see the appeal behind this.
2012-05-12 02:55:22 AM  
1 vote:
... I don't think I phrased that right and am simultaneously intrigued and frightened by the thought of ear nipples. ...
Here's what I meant:
i451.photobucket.com
2012-05-12 01:11:28 AM  
1 vote:
I came here for a Magneto Reference.. Guess how I am leaving...
2012-05-12 12:19:08 AM  
1 vote:
My mother is getting custom artificial lens implants courtesy of medicaid/care (whichever) because of cataracts; when she told me, I said "You're becoming a cyborg!"


/new eyes > arm magnets
2012-05-11 11:22:21 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2012-05-11 11:12:19 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: But hey, it's edgy. Some people think being edgy is a good substitute for a personality.


I had my eyes removed as a substitute for a personality.
2012-05-11 11:10:27 PM  
1 vote:

RexTalionis: Msol: Hm, this is the first time body modification has appealed to me at all.

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What about piercing glasses?


Idiotic. I used to be an optician, and I can tell you that would be a really awful way to wear spectacles. It's an invitation to make your vision worse.

But hey, it's edgy. Some people think being edgy is a good substitute for a personality.
2012-05-11 09:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
dtdstudios.com
 
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