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(CBS Pittsburgh)   Because all other crime in Freeport, Penn. has been taken care of: Police sent to collect overdue library books from 4-year-old girl   (pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line 18
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2012-05-11 10:41:50 PM
5 votes:
www.balloongoesup.com


Then I saw little Katelyn. I'm thinking, y'know, four-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shiat, Zed. She's about four years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something.
2012-05-11 08:42:10 PM
4 votes:
Looks like she was...booked!

Book 'er, Dano.

They went by the book.

This closes the book on this sordid chapter.

So on, so forth.

/Ok, fine, I'll shut up now.
2012-05-12 01:21:33 AM
2 votes:
Ahhhhh, the good old days.

qph.cf.quoracdn.net
2012-05-11 10:47:55 PM
2 votes:
But don't expect them to come around if someone stole your bike and put it up on craigslist.
2012-05-11 08:52:42 PM
2 votes:
www.law.wisc.edu

Please take this seriously.
2012-05-12 01:09:43 AM
1 votes:

diaphoresis: I returned some library books after 6 months. They tried that 'late charge' crap on me. The books, when they were new, didn't cost as much as they were charging. I gave them half the price of the books and told 'em they'd better be happy with that amount AND getting the books back.

/Never heard from them again
//Kept checking out books



Hopefully you can never find the book you want, because some douchetastic self-important center of the world princess like you has it 6 months overdue. ;-)
2012-05-12 12:02:25 AM
1 votes:

Indubitably: You haven't other "crime" to fight?


It's a wealthy suburb NE of Pittsburgh. Looking at the map, most of the municipality is actually a golf course or country club called "Phoenix at Buffalo Valley", so I'm guessing the answer to that question is "No."
2012-05-11 11:15:50 PM
1 votes:
The girl is currently in prison for 25 years to life due to a three-strikes violation.
2012-05-11 11:06:06 PM
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: [www.balloongoesup.com image 640x365]


Then I saw little Katelyn. I'm thinking, y'know, four-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some shiat, Zed. She's about four years old, those books are WAY too advanced for her. If you ask me, I'd say she's up to something.


I got searched two blocks from my house, back when I was 15 (1990). According to the officer, there were some break-ins in the area, and he thought I looked suspicious "with my backpack" (whatever that means). I was more than happy that day to let him search my bag to put his mind at ease. He was confounded to find I had a copy of 'Quantum reality: beyond the new physics' by Nick Herbert in my backpack. "What is this?" He asked with a tone that declared he 'knew' it was not mine. "It's a book on quantum physics." I said. "You're reading this?" He asked, still with the tone of disbelief. "Yeah, Somehow it just makes sense."
He let me go soon after, and I am pretty sure it shook up his day and made him feel stupid.
I laughed my ass off at that part of MIB.
2012-05-11 10:56:14 PM
1 votes:
How many bullets did they use?
2012-05-11 10:55:53 PM
1 votes:
Having just spent the last week browbeating students into returning library books, I sympathize with the library. I only wish I could send the cops out to get my remaining 96 books.

/fugitive book recovery agent
2012-05-11 10:55:25 PM
1 votes:
Pffft..."victimless crimes," indeed!
2012-05-11 10:51:47 PM
1 votes:
This is the time to intervene, while she's an impressionable child.

Don't wait until she's a drug-dealing grandma to lock her up.
2012-05-11 10:50:05 PM
1 votes:
Was the lead officers named Montag?

/slightly obscure.
2012-05-11 10:48:53 PM
1 votes:

Submitted First With a Better Headline: But don't expect them to come around if someone stole your bike and put it up on craigslist.


Just download a new bike, duh.
2012-05-11 09:39:09 PM
1 votes:
I'm pleasantly surprised they were book and not DVDs.
2012-05-11 09:28:53 PM
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Looks like she was...booked!

Book 'er, Dano.

They went by the book.

This closes the book on this sordid chapter.

So on, so forth.

/Ok, fine, I'll shut up now.


I bookmarked this because of??!?
2012-05-11 08:56:07 PM
1 votes:
They did make sure to taze this unrepentant criminal, right?
 
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