FTA:

Marisa Langford, 33, a mother of three with another baby on the way, is a longtime resident of Seminole Heights. She says signs like the ones at Cappy's make her and other parents feel unwelcome.

"As a parent I'm already a target because I have three kids under seven. I see the eye rolls. At Cappy's, there could have been a "keep Cappy's safe" campaign or something posted that showed a little more respect for parents. The signs have slowed down my patronage of Cappy's - you don't want to go somewhere where you don't feel welcome."

Good, GTFO and take your annoying little crumbcrunchers with you.

This should be posted in every restaurant in America.

This is really sad for those people who have actually parented their children. A kid can sit and enjoy a meal with adults, but you actually have to have discipline and penalties for those children to become reasonable.

Of course, I don't have kids, so I'm sure little Jayden and Crystophers parents will be in here to tell me how I'm crushing their precious spirits by getting annoyed when they run into the legs of a waitress holding a tray of hot food.

Parents:

Your children aren't special. No one else wants to listen to them or deal with them. If you can't deal with that fact, that's too bad. But just because you're deaf, dumb, and blind to how annoying your children are doesn't mean the rest of the world is.

but...I'm a mommy!!! That means I'm special!!

Why are they in restaurants anyway? Shouldn't they still be breastfeeding thier kids?

*giggles*

Good on the restaurant. There are kid-friendly places and places that are not kid-friendly. Take your kids to a kid-friendly place.

That said, in the picture, Cappy's looks like a dump. Clean that place up a bit, Scooter, or this kidless adult will avoid it, too.

Sometimes I look back on my life and remember all the mistakes I've made, but I've always been thrilled I never had kids. What a nightmare that would have been. At least I did one thing right. All I feel is a vague sense of pity for parents.

FirstNationalBastard: Parents:

Your children aren't special. No one else wants to listen to them or deal with them. If you can't deal with that fact, that's too bad. But just because you're deaf, dumb, and blind to how annoying your children are doesn't mean the rest of the world is.

This should be a Constitutional Amendment.

Grant Central Pizza in Atlanta made news for posting on the menu that all crying small people should be taken outside.

This part made me giggle and want to take a couple of midgets there and pay them to cry until someone asks me to take them outside.

Can there be a law that it's perfectly acceptable to hip-check a child in skate shoes rolling around a public place?

Marisa Langford, 33, a mother of three with another baby on the way, is a longtime resident of Seminole Heights. She says signs like the ones at Cappy's make her and other parents feel unwelcome.

Good, it's supposed to, dummy.

I don't mind kids. I don't even mind kids ACTING like kids. What I do mind is parents who don't ACT LIKE PARENTS and explain to their kids that there are places to behave better and restaurants are one of them. Contrary to parents' belief, you can actually train a three-year old to sit still and mind his/her table manners in public for the duration of a meal, and everyone will thank you if you do.

When I'm out in public and see a well-behaved child(ren) sitting at their table or whatever, I make a point of telling the parents what a good kid they've got; and especially if there's a rotten brat one table over.

Of course, raising a child with manners requires a parent with manners.

I have absolutely no issue with this at all.

generalDisdain: Grant Central Pizza in Atlanta made news for posting on the menu that all crying small people should be taken outside.

This part made me giggle and want to take a couple of midgets there and pay them to cry until someone asks me to take them outside.

If I were paying midgets for services, the crying would come natural.

Cappy's is right around the corner from me! Yay Seminole Heights.I don't go there due to bad service issues and a general hipster atmosphere I love the fact that they are still open. Good on Scooter for standing up to the irresponsible breeders. There is nothing worse than unruly children in a restaurant.

You mean when mommy who was standing next to her snowflake tonight at Red Robin and did nothing while he was kicking the shiat out of one of the games was wrong?

I thought she was protecting his individuality and self esteem.

I wonder how much toddler snot is in the Chocolate Wonderfall™.
I get it! Wait, that's why they call it that!

The parents who are pissed off about this are the same ones who bring a goddamn INFANT into the movie theater and let the little shiat cry through half the movie until finally the theater manager has to ask her to leave. Then, she takes to Facebook to biatch about how poor the customer service is at the movie theater. GOD I farking hate people!

/deep breath
//okay, all better now
///oh look, there's my bourbon and coke