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(TMZ)   Stevie Wonder blindsided by an extortion plot involving allegations of incest   (tmz.com) divider line 40
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2012-05-11 08:45:52 PM
It's probably that very incestuous writing on the wall.
 
2012-05-11 08:48:08 PM
Allegations Of Incest is the name of my Carpenters tribute band.
 
2012-05-11 09:00:22 PM
Hey, he didn't know he was farking his sister! Someone told him it was Nichelle Nichols!
 
2012-05-11 09:12:17 PM
I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.
 
2012-05-11 09:14:01 PM

johnsoninca: I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.


She couldn't have had sex with Stevie Wonder. He wasn't even born yet!
 
2012-05-11 10:02:36 PM
Walker has been charged with felony extortion, along with his girlfriend. He has pled not guilty. Walker is currently in custody.

I am not!
 
2012-05-11 10:40:17 PM

johnsoninca: I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.


What the hell does she have to do with being blind? You perhaps mean Clara Barton?
 
2012-05-11 10:59:47 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: johnsoninca: I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.

What the hell does she have to do with being blind? You perhaps mean Clara Barton?


Christ, you two!

It's Lizzy frickin' Borden.
 
2012-05-11 11:24:49 PM
Any headline that starts with "Stevie Wonder Blindsided" gets an up-vote from me.

Yes, I'm a moran...
 
2012-05-11 11:42:52 PM
Hey, the music industry is hard. You have to feel your way around if you plan to be successful.
 
2012-05-11 11:58:46 PM
No one could have seen this coming,least of all Stevie.
 
2012-05-12 12:04:29 AM
Alpha Lorenzo Walker was arrested May 2 after being trapped in a sting operation. Law enforcement sources tell us Walker initially demanded $5 million from Stevie but was shut down and eventually lowered his demand to $10,000.

I'm not saying he is a crack head, but he is a crack head.

Hell if Stevie would have kept playing hardball he could have gotten it down to a couple of cheeseburgers.
 
2012-05-12 12:04:56 AM

I_Am_Weasel: PC LOAD LETTER: johnsoninca: I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.

What the hell does she have to do with being blind? You perhaps mean Clara Barton?

Christ, you two!

It's Lizzy frickin' Borden.


I am losing my faith in humanity. You all mean Carrie Nation.
 
2012-05-12 12:05:47 AM

gameshowhost: Allegations Of Incest is the name of my Carpenters tribute band.


Brilliant. If I go to the effort of starting a Carpenters tribute band, may I please steal that?
 
2012-05-12 12:13:05 AM

Balchinian: I_Am_Weasel: PC LOAD LETTER: johnsoninca: I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.

What the hell does she have to do with being blind? You perhaps mean Clara Barton?

Christ, you two!

It's Lizzy frickin' Borden.

I am losing my faith in humanity. You all mean Carrie Nation.


It's so cute when you try so hard, I believe you mean Marie Curie.
 
2012-05-12 12:18:17 AM

Farty McPooPants: Balchinian: I_Am_Weasel: PC LOAD LETTER: johnsoninca: I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.

What the hell does she have to do with being blind? You perhaps mean Clara Barton?

Christ, you two!

It's Lizzy frickin' Borden.

I am losing my faith in humanity. You all mean Carrie Nation.

It's so cute when you try so hard, I believe you mean Marie Curie.


This is ridiculous, it was Madam Tussaud.
 
2012-05-12 12:21:44 AM

FirstNationalBastard: johnsoninca: I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.

She couldn't have had sex with Stevie Wonder. He wasn't even born yet!


I believe in things that I don't understand.
 
2012-05-12 12:24:20 AM

Nrokreffefp: gameshowhost: Allegations Of Incest is the name of my Carpenters tribute band.

Brilliant. If I go to the effort of starting a Carpenters tribute band, may I please steal that?


It would work for Heart too.
 
2012-05-12 12:28:33 AM
The extortionist somehow missed out on 10 years of CSI. They can test to see if Stevie and his sister are the dude's parents. Kind of hard to blackmail somebody if it is super easy to prove you are lying.
 
2012-05-12 12:31:00 AM

offacue: Farty McPooPants: Balchinian: I_Am_Weasel: PC LOAD LETTER: johnsoninca: I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.

What the hell does she have to do with being blind? You perhaps mean Clara Barton?

Christ, you two!

It's Lizzy frickin' Borden.

I am losing my faith in humanity. You all mean Carrie Nation.

It's so cute when you try so hard, I believe you mean Marie Curie.

This is ridiculous, it was Madam Tussaud.


You're all morans it was Florence Nightingale
 
2012-05-12 12:37:21 AM
ahhh..Florence Henderson
 
2012-05-12 12:38:23 AM

Surool: The extortionist somehow missed out on 10 years of CSI. They can test to see if Stevie and his sister are the dude's parents. Kind of hard to blackmail somebody if it is super easy to prove you are lying.


Something tells me thinking things through isn't this guys forte'
 
2012-05-12 12:38:40 AM

walrusonion: offacue: Farty McPooPants: Balchinian: I_Am_Weasel: PC LOAD LETTER: johnsoninca: I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.

What the hell does she have to do with being blind? You perhaps mean Clara Barton?

Christ, you two!

It's Lizzy frickin' Borden.

I am losing my faith in humanity. You all mean Carrie Nation.

It's so cute when you try so hard, I believe you mean Marie Curie.

This is ridiculous, it was Madam Tussaud.

You're all morans it was Florence Nightingale


And all this time I thought it was Harriet Tubman!
 
2012-05-12 12:46:48 AM

Surool: The extortionist somehow missed out on 10 years of CSI. They can test to see if Stevie and his sister are the dude's parents. Kind of hard to blackmail somebody if it is super easy to prove you are lying.


Except nobody has to prove the guy is lying. Even if it's true it's still blackmail (Letterman's blackmailer was convicted even though he wasn't lying).

Point is, it could still be true.

/Adjusts tinfoil hat
 
2012-05-12 12:52:04 AM

Digitalstrange: Surool: The extortionist somehow missed out on 10 years of CSI. They can test to see if Stevie and his sister are the dude's parents. Kind of hard to blackmail somebody if it is super easy to prove you are lying.

Something tells me thinking things through isn't this guys forte'


Well, his mom is his aunt and his dad is his uncle so he's already confused...
 
2012-05-12 01:43:54 AM

Neeek: Nrokreffefp: gameshowhost: Allegations Of Incest is the name of my Carpenters tribute band.

Brilliant. If I go to the effort of starting a Carpenters tribute band, may I please steal that?

It would work for Heart too.


Also the Mamas and the Papas.
 
2012-05-12 02:02:49 AM

Neeek: Nrokreffefp: gameshowhost: Allegations Of Incest is the name of my Carpenters tribute band.

Brilliant. If I go to the effort of starting a Carpenters tribute band, may I please steal that?

It would work for Heart too.


No, no, no. The best name for a Heart tribute band is obviously Sister/Sister.
 
2012-05-12 02:04:14 AM

Farty McPooPants: Digitalstrange: Surool: The extortionist somehow missed out on 10 years of CSI. They can test to see if Stevie and his sister are the dude's parents. Kind of hard to blackmail somebody if it is super easy to prove you are lying.

Something tells me thinking things through isn't this guys forte'

Well, his mom is his aunt and his dad is his uncle so he's already confused...


Nah, family trees are easier with no branches.
 
2012-05-12 02:05:20 AM

Neeek: Nrokreffefp: gameshowhost: Allegations Of Incest is the name of my Carpenters tribute band.

Brilliant. If I go to the effort of starting a Carpenters tribute band, may I please steal that?

It would work for Heart too.


Upon further review, we will do Heart, Michael Jackson, The Carpenters, and Donny and Marie covers. This is fleshing out nicely.
 
2012-05-12 03:19:35 AM
This sound's very superstitious. How could Stevie even get turned on lately, when he can't even see if it's his relative. If you believe this, the writings on the wall.
 
2012-05-12 04:16:43 AM

Nrokreffefp: Neeek: Nrokreffefp: gameshowhost: Allegations Of Incest is the name of my Carpenters tribute band.

Brilliant. If I go to the effort of starting a Carpenters tribute band, may I please steal that?

It would work for Heart too.

Upon further review, we will do Heart, Michael Jackson, The Carpenters, and Donny and Marie covers. This is fleshing out nicely.


I'd watch that cover band. If you completely remade the Donny and Marie bits.
 
2012-05-12 05:49:37 AM
I wish all the best for Stevie. But, hey, sometimes when living in the city your fingertips just may go boogie on a reggae woman, and that part-time love may be a relative. Heck, all he may have done was showed her love with a dozen roses...heck maybe even he haven't done nothing...
 
2012-05-12 06:05:22 AM
I'm sure Stevie saw right through this cunning plan.
 
2012-05-12 08:39:37 AM

moshi8: walrusonion: offacue: Farty McPooPants: Balchinian: I_Am_Weasel: PC LOAD LETTER: johnsoninca: I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.

What the hell does she have to do with being blind? You perhaps mean Clara Barton?

Christ, you two!

It's Lizzy frickin' Borden.

I am losing my faith in humanity. You all mean Carrie Nation.

It's so cute when you try so hard, I believe you mean Marie Curie.

This is ridiculous, it was Madam Tussaud.

You're all morans it was Florence Nightingale

And all this time I thought it was Harriet Tubman!


Will you people pleae pay attention? It was Hannah Montana. Or the other chick that's the same chick.
 
2012-05-12 10:31:25 AM

offacue: Farty McPooPants: Balchinian: I_Am_Weasel: PC LOAD LETTER: johnsoninca: I wonder of this ever happened to Anne Frank.

What the hell does she have to do with being blind? You perhaps mean Clara Barton?

Christ, you two!

It's Lizzy frickin' Borden.

I am losing my faith in humanity. You all mean Carrie Nation.

It's so cute when you try so hard, I believe you mean Marie Curie.

This is ridiculous, it was Madam Tussaud.


This has gotten out of hand. It was Miss Scarlet with the candlestick in the library.
 
2012-05-12 12:34:08 PM
I can't imagine what it would be like to spend your entire life not checking out boobs.
 
2012-05-12 01:15:09 PM

Farty McPooPants: I'm sure Stevie saw right through this cunning plan.


I see what you did there

/but Stevie doesn't
 
2012-05-12 01:20:25 PM
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2012-05-12 01:27:15 PM

PYROY: I can't imagine what it would be like to spend your entire life not checking out boobs.



Hey,if being sightless didn't interfere with the countless sexual conquests of Ray Charles, Andrea Bocelli and Daredevil-the latter repeatedly banged not one but two master assassins,I might remind you-then I wouldn't fret about Stevie.
 
2012-05-12 05:59:36 PM

gameshowhost: Allegations Of Incest is the name of my Carpenters tribute band.


Weird! That was the name of my White Stripes cover band!
 
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