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(Boing Boing)   It's all fun and games until someone gives the goose a light saber. Then it's just awesome   (boingboing.net) divider line 36
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2012-05-11 04:25:38 PM
HAHA, that's just too funny.
 
2012-05-11 04:26:32 PM
Well ... take a gander at that.
 
2012-05-11 04:28:19 PM
It was funny but that kid thought it was way funnier than it actually was (I know he was commenting on the real thing and not the sabers).
 
2012-05-11 04:30:29 PM
Looks like the goose stole the light saber. The woman seemed to want it back.
 
2012-05-11 04:32:59 PM
Ok... rarely to I +1 online funny... but that's funny +1
 
2012-05-11 04:36:54 PM
Top Gun 2: Goose Strikes Back
 
2012-05-11 04:37:34 PM
Wow, talk about a fowl mood.

/i'm just wing-ing it
 
2012-05-11 04:38:32 PM
Reminds me of Dan Telfer....
 
2012-05-11 04:45:47 PM
Who walks around with a deployed lightsaber?

/yeah. THAT was the most unbelievable thing to me.
 
2012-05-11 04:49:27 PM

dotvincent: Who walks around with a deployed lightsaber?

/yeah. THAT was the most unbelievable thing to me.


Well, you never know when you're going to get attacked by a jedi goose.
 
2012-05-11 04:49:34 PM
It's all fun and games until someone gives the goose a light saber. Then it's just awesome.


No, it would have been awesome if they had bothered to get rid of the idiotic giggling and lay down some sound effects to go with the graphics.
 
2012-05-11 04:53:18 PM
You grab him right below the head and ultimately want to pull his head forcefully backwards separating the head from the neck. The best method is to swing him around in a circle by the neck which either causes the separation itself or severely disorients and allows the snapback to be performed safely. Trying without swinging will give him a chance to hit you with his feet, which are sharp and hurt. Don't grab too low on the neck as he'll be able to bite you with his beak, which hurts like a muthafarka.
 
2012-05-11 04:53:52 PM
That was somewhat amusing.
 
2012-05-11 04:56:11 PM
Well that certainly makes up for the rest of the week on Fark.
 
2012-05-11 05:00:40 PM
Dude held his own. Props.
 
2012-05-11 05:08:30 PM
Can't beat this classic
 
2012-05-11 05:12:38 PM
Q:What do you do when a 20 pound goose jumps in your kayak?
A: Whatever the goose wants.

i865.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-11 05:12:59 PM
I had it muted and I giggled.
 
2012-05-11 05:20:13 PM
OK - that was damn funny! Just sent that off to a brazillion of my friends.
 
2012-05-11 05:38:21 PM

HumanBeingsSuck: No, it would have been awesome if they had bothered to get rid of the idiotic giggling and lay down some sound effects to go with the graphics.


With "Duel of the Fates" playing in the background.
 
2012-05-11 05:52:52 PM
I've got your foie gras right here ! New York goose.
 
2012-05-11 06:15:50 PM
People really like this video. This perplexes me. I'm not bothered by that. I just find it odd that anybody finds this anything other than, I don't know, mundane?

I wouldn't even describe it as silly. Huh.

Oh, well. To each their own, I guess.
 
2012-05-11 06:56:16 PM
(-_-)
 
2012-05-11 06:59:32 PM
I love the kamikaze attack at about a minute in. "I'm not done with you yet, farker!"
 
2012-05-11 07:05:55 PM

RoyBatty: Looks like the goose stole the light saber. The woman seemed to want it back.


Advice: Let the ducky win
 
2012-05-11 07:09:09 PM
Just like George Lucas to take an awesome original and ruin it with a rewrite.
 
2012-05-11 07:37:33 PM

HoratioGates: Just like George Lucas to take an awesome original and ruin it with a rewrite.


I guess you could call this one the ...

*sunglasses*

"Special Edition".

encrypted-tbn1.google.com
 
2012-05-11 07:38:52 PM
It wasn't perfect in terms of FX or realism. But it was damned funny anyway!!!

And for the record, I've been on the receiving end of a Canada Goose attack. And I wish I had a lightsaber at the time. Those things are relentless!!!!
 
2012-05-11 07:39:58 PM
It's all fun and games until someone gives you a goose with a light saber.
 
2012-05-11 07:43:51 PM

fracas: People really like this video. This perplexes me. I'm not bothered by that. I just find it odd that anybody finds this anything other than, I don't know, mundane?

I wouldn't even describe it as silly. Huh.

Oh, well. To each their own, I guess.


I kinda felt the same way. The original was "meh" at best. Maybe it was the idiots in the background with their comments and giggling. Then, add in the lightsabers without handles and the goose's just spinning in a circle. Half a minute in, I stopped watching.
 
2012-05-11 09:53:52 PM
Cyber-slice?
 
2012-05-11 10:34:17 PM
Jesus, I just peed my pants. I have no other words.
 
2012-05-11 11:07:27 PM
I was laughing so hard my coworkers started to demand a link. Shortly afterwards there was a chorus of laughter from every cubicle in the entire department.

/Such a sad, sad life we live.
//farking funny.
 
2012-05-12 12:45:41 AM

HumanBeingsSuck: It's all fun and games until someone gives the goose a light saber. Then it's just awesome.


No, it would have been awesome if they had bothered to get rid of the idiotic giggling and lay down some sound effects to go with the graphics.


This. I turned up my speakers hoping there would at least be some background music. Nope, just giggling.
 
2012-05-12 01:25:54 AM
For all the people complaining about the laughter on the audio, watch the original and then the lightsaber version. The laughter adds to the whole hilarity since those people are also losing their shiat.

Or. You know. Turn down your speakers/play your own music if it bothers you so much.
 
2012-05-12 04:31:24 AM

Maud Dib: Q:What do you do when a 20 pound goose jumps in your kayak?
A: Whatever the goose wants.

[i865.photobucket.com image 640x480]


Depends on the goose. Protected species or not?
If it is just a white farm goose that has escaped, it goes in a bag after a neck wringing.
 
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