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		Friday Night NASCAR drinking game: Every time they mention Danica Patrick or Travis Pastrana without them being near the front of the field, take a drink. Finish your drink whenever they earn a Darlington stripe. Live at 7:15 PM ET (autoweek.com)		91
		More: Silly, Travis Pastrana, Danica Patrick, Darlington, NASCAR, Elliott Sadler, Joey Logano, Brad Keselowski, Kasey Kahne

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Timmy the Tumor		2012-05-11 05:45:31 PM

What, do you want all of us to die of alcohol poisoning?

Maybe Pastrami can at least tell the difference between a bottle of diet soda and a microphone

downstairs		2012-05-11 05:51:06 PM

Wow, a greenlit Nationwide thread?

crotchgrabber		2012-05-11 06:01:44 PM

Sweet. I love Friday afternoon race threads.

Looking forward to ALMS at Laguna Seca tomorrow.

Jensaarai		2012-05-11 06:08:34 PM

Woo! Awesomeness from the Admins!

laid back w/bud light		2012-05-11 06:13:22 PM

I haven't found a compatible liver donor yet so I'll stick to my usual limit.

Warchild		2012-05-11 06:22:20 PM

Old_Chief_Scott		2012-05-11 06:25:08 PM

What this thread needs is Jan Brady saying "Danica Danica DANica!"

Sin_City_Superhero		2012-05-11 06:30:57 PM

I wonder how hammered I'll get if I take a shot every time Carroll Shelby is mentioned.

Jensaarai		2012-05-11 06:33:16 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder how hammered I'll get if I take a shot every time Carroll Shelby is mentioned.

Well, if you're watching SPEED right now, they've got Dave Despain doing a tribute thing, then they'll be showing that "On assignment" episode he did with Shelby a few months back.

Rising From Ashes		2012-05-11 06:36:01 PM

Smackdown thread?

crotchgrabber		2012-05-11 06:40:22 PM

Rising From Ashes: Smackdown thread?

Nope.

9beers		2012-05-11 07:02:28 PM

Karaoke thread?

swampgirl		2012-05-11 07:18:47 PM

I will join those who compliment the Admins and those who want to protect their livers from Danica and Travis.

AngryDesertDweller		2012-05-11 07:19:05 PM

I'm ready and the drinks are cold.....

the biggest redneck here		2012-05-11 07:29:24 PM

Timmy the Tumor: What, do you want all of us to die of alcohol poisoning?

Maybe Pastrami can at least tell the difference between a bottle of diet soda and a microphone

No shiat. Subby is trying to become the next Jim Jones here. Fu*k that.

the biggest redneck here		2012-05-11 07:30:11 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder how hammered I'll get if I take a shot every time Carroll Shelby is mentioned.

Dead.

Triumph		2012-05-11 07:30:29 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: I wonder how hammered I'll get if I take a shot every time Carroll Shelby is mentioned.

Speaking of that, where's his Fark thread? Did I miss it?

nyrkah1		2012-05-11 07:32:43 PM

Step 1: read headline
Step 2: follow headline instructions
Step 3: enter 12 step program

uncleacid		2012-05-11 07:43:54 PM

The lady in black

www.la-antorcha.com

eddievercetti		2012-05-11 07:46:17 PM

Rising From Ashes: Smackdown thread?

Go to the Cena thread on Thurs.

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RIP DRIVING MAN

good_2_go		2012-05-11 07:51:30 PM

MRN stream

The Bestest		2012-05-11 07:51:51 PM

already?

good_2_go		2012-05-11 07:52:23 PM

Lots of collateral damage.

good_2_go		2012-05-11 07:53:55 PM

The Bestest: already?

Barney Hall when the green flew: "Lets see if they can complete one lap without the yellow flag."

Oldiron_79		2012-05-11 07:57:43 PM

I don't think the distillery is big enough for me to have that many shots

Jensaarai		2012-05-11 08:02:27 PM

Sucks for Blaney.

Still, I agree with Carl Edwards, as much as I hate to admit. The kid handled it well. Hopefully he can get back out there and at least learn the track a bit.

Kurohone		2012-05-11 08:29:26 PM

Ooof. Shame to see T.J. in the wall. Raced against him online, decent enough guy.

good_2_go		2012-05-11 08:31:53 PM

Dude.

Jensaarai		2012-05-11 08:32:07 PM

Kurohone: Ooof. Shame to see T.J. in the wall. Raced against him online, decent enough guy.

iRacing?

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Carl Edwards is playing shiat stirrer.

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3 wide at Darlington? Oh, Kurt.

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-11 08:32:55 PM

Jensaarai: 3 wide at Darlington?

That was impressive.

Jensaarai		2012-05-11 08:34:57 PM

Doesn't matter how ballsy Kurt is. It's Denny time.

good_2_go		2012-05-11 08:38:52 PM

Jensaarai: Doesn't matter how ballsy Kurt is. It's Denny time.

Seems to be in a class of his own.

Jensaarai		2012-05-11 08:47:53 PM

Oh nice. ALMS will actually be on ESPN 2? And they're promoting it?

Jensaarai		2012-05-11 08:48:33 PM

Holy shiat, Stenhouse. Nice save.

Kurohone		2012-05-11 08:49:13 PM

Jensaarai: Kurohone: Ooof. Shame to see T.J. in the wall. Raced against him online, decent enough guy.

iRacing?

Yup.

swampgirl		2012-05-11 08:51:38 PM

Jensaarai: Holy shiat, Stenhouse. Nice save.

That child shows a lot of promise.

crotchgrabber		2012-05-11 08:52:23 PM

Jensaarai: Oh nice. ALMS will actually be on ESPN 2? And they're promoting it?

That's freaking great. I have to work most of tomorrow, so I won't make it to the track until half way through the race. I gave another farker some tickets, hope to meet up with him at some point.

good_2_go		2012-05-11 08:54:15 PM

Jensaarai: Holy shiat, Stenhouse. Nice save.

Every once in a while he will tweet a pic from his dirt days, and the car is always at a radical angle. No surprise he has good car control.

Jensaarai		2012-05-11 08:57:22 PM

Pastrami on pit road?

DRINK!

Jensaarai		2012-05-11 09:03:47 PM

Dammit, Denny. How are we going to convince the admins to green more Nationwide threads if you keep killing this one?

good_2_go		2012-05-11 09:09:02 PM

Lee Spencer @CandiceSpencer
Tony Eury Jr to @DanicaPatrick:When the 54 goes by you I want you to pay attention to what he's doing. he's probably the best one out there.

swampgirl		2012-05-11 09:10:49 PM

Jensaarai: Dammit, Denny. How are we going to convince the admins to green more Nationwide threads if you keep killing this one?

What? You don't think they'll greenlight threads just to keep us indoors and out of trouble?

good_2_go		2012-05-11 09:10:52 PM

Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee
Totally unfair that they let @dennyhamlin use rocket boosters all night.

Jensaarai		2012-05-11 09:11:11 PM

good_2_go: Lee Spencer @CandiceSpencer
Tony Eury Jr to @DanicaPatrick:When the 54 goes by you I want you to pay attention to what he's doing. he's probably the best one out there.

Very interesting....

Nope. Kurt just broke it.

good_2_go		2012-05-11 09:11:47 PM

swampgirl		2012-05-11 09:12:06 PM

laid back w/bud light		2012-05-11 09:13:05 PM

Busch is done, slapped the wall hard.

good_2_go		2012-05-11 09:13:25 PM

Jenna Fryer @JennaFryer
Ouch. KuBu in the wall, and it gobbles up Hamlin's 15-minute lead.

swampgirl		2012-05-11 09:13:46 PM

Go Elliot!

Jensaarai		2012-05-11 09:15:56 PM

Suddenly Sadler!

I think Denny will get around him pretty easily, unless something silly happens.

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