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(Some Guy)   Greene County, Va., Republicans distribute newsletter decrying a living wage, the biblically hostile president, and calling for armed insurrection. Oh, and they also have a killer "conservative potato and egg delight" recipe   (volokh.com) divider line 90
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2012-05-11 07:41:27 PM

ClavellBCMI: emotion_lotion: Conservative Potato & Egg Delight

● 2 cups of ignorance
● 4 cups of paranoia
● 3 tsp of herp
● 3 tsp or derp
● Salt & Pepper to taste

Serve via crappy blog

No pepper, please. We don't need no black here.


lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-05-11 07:42:27 PM

shower_in_my_socks: The Republican cannot stand 4 more years of economic recovery, a vibrant stock market, job creation, the killing of our most infamous enemies, and increased civil rights for all! a blah democrat as the commander in chief and most powerful man in the country.

 
2012-05-11 07:52:29 PM

Lunaville: I have a habit of not measuring ingredients when I cook, but here's my potato salad recipe, such as it is:
Equal parts small white potatoes (not idahos), red potatoes, and Peruvian blue/purple potatoes
Minced red bell pepper
Corn
Salt, pepper
Mayonnaise
Salsa
Boil potatoes with salt and pepper. Do not overlook. Toss with bell pepper and corn. Make dressing by stirring some salsa into mayo. Adjust to taste. Stir dressing into potatoes. Chill, serve cold.


Yum! The salsa into the mayo thing sold it for me.
 
2012-05-11 08:25:45 PM
for we shall not have any coarse but armed revolution should we fail with the power of the vote in November

Yikes. Ignoring the incorrect use of "coarse", how is this not terrorism? If it were an organization of American Muslims putting out literature planning an armed revolution for next January, they'd have boots on their necks right now.
 
2012-05-11 08:26:03 PM

Bag of Hammers: Once again:

RETARDS OF THE SOUTHERN STATES, PLEASE SECEDE AGAIN, THIS TIME WE"LL LET YOU GO KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU AND SALT THE EARTH UNDER WHICH WE'LL STUFF YOUR BLOATED, BULLET-RIDDEN CORPSES, ENSURING YOU WILL NEVER SULLY OUR NATION WITH YOUR EVIL AND STUPIDITY AGAIN. ALSO WE'LL SHIAT ON YOUR BODIES AND FEED YOUR ENTRAILS TO THE DOGS, AND REPLACE CHRISTMAS, THANKSGIVING, AND LABOR DAY WITH THANK GOD WE GOT RID OF THOSE SUBHUMAN FARKS DAMN THAT FELT REALLY FARKING GOOD DAY. PROMISE.


ftfy

I'm in Texas and will not let the north abandon me and mine to these freaks.
 
2012-05-11 08:32:14 PM
As of now (5:30 p.m. Pacific Time), the website has been changed, according to Volokh. It now says:

~ all this rip roar Media hype..... is all about.....being armed with the voices of We the people.....you must arm yourself with a spoken word to be heard ~ just as the founding fathers spoke out during the revolution......So, Yes, arm yourself with many voices for the people and by the people....as your constitution allows....should the vote fail ....this November or at anytime......

~ Being Armed with Your Voices of We The People is The Only Way if Any Vote Should Fail No Matter Who You Vote for ~

" your voice being heard is the best method "


So they're now saying: We weren't talking about armed revolt! Only talking about TALKING revolt! Yes! Talking about talking! Speaking! Not shooting! We wouldn't say something like that! No no no! Not us! We're the nice peaceful peace-loving peaceable revolters. Yes!

Sad, really.
 
2012-05-11 08:47:52 PM

Gyrfalcon: ~ all this rip roar Media hype..... is all about.....being armed with the voices of We the people.....you must arm yourself with a spoken word to be heard ~ just as the founding fathers spoke out during the revolution......So, Yes, arm yourself with many voices for the people and by the people....as your constitution allows....should the vote fail ....this November or at anytime......

~ Being Armed with Your Voices of We The People is The Only Way if Any Vote Should Fail No Matter Who You Vote for ~

" your voice being heard is the best method "

So they're now saying: We weren't talking about armed revolt! Only talking about TALKING revolt! Yes! Talking about talking! Speaking! Not shooting! We wouldn't say something like that! No no no! Not us! We're the nice peaceful peace-loving peaceable revolters. Yes!

Sad, really.



Yes, they totally killed the British with their words. Clever bastards, those Founders!

lol... These people are f*cking retarded.
 
2012-05-11 09:10:15 PM
That sounds serious.

Next thing you know they will be trying to commit acts of domestic terrorism... Oh wait, that was the OWS movement.
 
2012-05-11 09:10:28 PM

Lunaville: NowhereMon: And yeah the typos were in the original recipe:

Conservative Potato & Egg Delight

● 4 Large Potatoes
● 4 Eggs
● 4 Tablespoons Freshly
● Green Onions or Parsley
(for sprinkling)
● Salt & Pepper to taste


Wash & dry Potatoes, Pierce each one and coat with olive oil, Bake in oven till done. Slice top of each potato off, scoop out enough potato pulp to allow room for 1 egg. Put 1 tbsp. of freshly grated cheese in hollow area of each potato, also salt and pepper. Crack one of your eggs and pour into potato. Do the same for other potatoes. Broil
for about 1-2 minutes, till egg is cooked, sprinkle with freshly chopped green onion or
parsley and serve hot !! Yummy !!

They call that a potato salad? I mock their mockery of a potato salad.


Seems more like a hollowed-out baked potato with a poached egg inside. And bland as hell.
 
2012-05-11 09:12:32 PM

randomjsa: That sounds serious.

Next thing you know they will be trying to commit acts of domestic terrorism... Oh wait, that was the OWS movement.


You don't know the meaning of the words "domestic" or "terrorism" as they relate to each other; and the only "movement" you can relate to is your bowels'.

Now go back under your rock like a good troll.
 
2012-05-11 09:30:11 PM

Bag of Hammers: Once again:

RETARDS OF THE SOUTHERN STATES, PLEASE SECEDE AGAIN, THIS TIME WE"LL LET YOU GO. PROMISE.


Seriously, we won't even fire a shot, you can just go. The deal is: NO BACKSIES! You go, you stay gone.


Best part about this is that the heads of industry in those states that the tea party takes marching orders from would immediately set up a free trade agreement with the North. We would basically totally dominate their economies within 5 years. At that point, I might actually consider a border fence to keep out illegals
 
2012-05-11 09:40:03 PM
Can anyone lend me some freshly? I'm fresh out.
 
2012-05-11 09:57:37 PM

theorellior: Lunaville: Equal parts small white potatoes (not idahos), red potatoes, and Peruvian blue/purple potatoes

Either Peru or Ecuador is the genetic homeland of the potato, and I think both countries have something like 3000 different varieties.

Boggles the mind, doesn't it?


You are correct, but for some reason the local grocery stores label the purple-blue potatoes as Peruvian potatoes. Maybe they're actually imported from Peru? I really don't know.
 
2012-05-11 09:59:04 PM

Nabb1: Add some bacon and that potato and egg thing might would actually be pretty good.


Fixed for universal applicability.
 
2012-05-11 10:26:32 PM

Lunaville: theorellior: Lunaville: Equal parts small white potatoes (not idahos), red potatoes, and Peruvian blue/purple potatoes

Either Peru or Ecuador is the genetic homeland of the potato, and I think both countries have something like 3000 different varieties.

Boggles the mind, doesn't it?

You are correct, but for some reason the local grocery stores label the purple-blue potatoes as Peruvian potatoes. Maybe they're actually imported from Peru? I really don't know.


There's a common variety sold and grown in the US called purple Peruvian. Slightly nuttier than the standard russet.
 
2012-05-11 10:51:32 PM
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2012-05-11 11:20:16 PM

El Dudereno: Lunaville: theorellior: Lunaville: Equal parts small white potatoes (not idahos), red potatoes, and Peruvian blue/purple potatoes

Either Peru or Ecuador is the genetic homeland of the potato, and I think both countries have something like 3000 different varieties.

Boggles the mind, doesn't it?

You are correct, but for some reason the local grocery stores label the purple-blue potatoes as Peruvian potatoes. Maybe they're actually imported from Peru? I really don't know.

There's a common variety sold and grown in the US called purple Peruvian. Slightly nuttier than the standard russet.


"Purple though and through, small to medium tubers with many eyes. A true Peruvian variety that produces well in this northern hemisphere. A great conversation piece and a sure fired market potato. Mealiest of the fingerlings, delicious when fried and awesome when roasted. Late variety", according to the website that sells a hundred varieties of seed potatoes.

/I recommend the Caribe
 
2012-05-11 11:55:36 PM
Funny, most of their readers resemble potatoes and eggs.
 
2012-05-11 11:56:04 PM
That's the thing with most southern food. Not only is it bland and boring, it's also calorie dense, high in saturated fat, served up in large portions, and covered in what appears to be something a hooker puked up. Basically it's the Republican primaries for your digestive system.
 
2012-05-12 12:02:04 AM

randomjsa: That sounds serious.

Next thing you know they will be trying to commit acts of domestic terrorism... Oh wait, that was the OWS movement.


No, that's you rightards all over.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57430931-503544/mccaskill-get s- security-boost-after-threat/

AND

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/05/09/481018/local-republican-p a rty-newsletter-suggests-armed-revolution-if-president-obama-is-reelect ed/
 
2012-05-12 12:20:49 AM

theorellior: Lunaville: Equal parts small white potatoes (not idahos), red potatoes, and Peruvian blue/purple potatoes

Either Peru or Ecuador is the genetic homeland of the potato, and I think both countries have something like 3000 different varieties.

Boggles the mind, doesn't it?


Careful there. Ecuador is run by filthy socialists.
 
2012-05-12 12:25:58 AM

Nadie_AZ: The ultimate task for the people is to remain vigilant and aware ~ that the government, their government is out of control, and this moment, this opportunity, must not be forsaken, must not escape us, for we shall not have any coarse but armed revolution should we fail with the power of the vote in November ~ This Republic cannot survive for 4 more years underneath this political socialist ideologue.

Do it. We've many troops with combat experience returning from the Middle East. You go right ahead and do it.

I recommend firing on Fort Lee, first. I think that's the most liberal socialistic army base in Virginia.



Greene County, Virginia is in the middle of nowhere. A low-yield tactical nuke on a calm day would do the job nicely, and nobody would really miss it. That would be preferable to the collateral damage that you're trying to provoke... although I do like your idea...
 
2012-05-12 12:29:52 AM

TV's Vinnie: randomjsa: That sounds serious.

Next thing you know they will be trying to commit acts of domestic terrorism... Oh wait, that was the OWS movement.

No, that's you rightards all over.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57430931-503544/mccaskill-get s- security-boost-after-threat/

AND

http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/05/09/481018/local-republican-p a rty-newsletter-suggests-armed-revolution-if-president-obama-is-reelect ed/


Oh, and right wingnuts actually SUCCEED...
 
2012-05-12 12:29:54 AM
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2012-05-12 12:59:55 AM
They're just promoting Second Amendment solutions.
 
2012-05-12 01:07:35 AM

PlatinumDragon: They're just promoting Second Amendment solutions.


I get that; after all, when all you have is a hammer, a potato and an egg, everything looks like a nail.
 
2012-05-12 01:40:06 AM
I yield to no man in my belief that the typical conservative is crazier than Cobra Commander but damn if that potato-egg thing doesn't sound good. Put some bacon in and it's bacon, eggs and hashbrowns in one handy package.
 
2012-05-12 01:53:11 AM
Non-story. Overtreasonous derper..
 
2012-05-12 01:58:18 AM

Richard Roma: Bag of Hammers: Once again:

RETARDS OF THE SOUTHERN STATES, PLEASE SECEDE AGAIN, THIS TIME WE"LL LET YOU GO KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU AND SALT THE EARTH UNDER WHICH WE'LL STUFF YOUR BLOATED, BULLET-RIDDEN CORPSES, ENSURING YOU WILL NEVER SULLY OUR NATION WITH YOUR EVIL AND STUPIDITY AGAIN. ALSO WE'LL SHIAT ON YOUR BODIES AND FEED YOUR ENTRAILS TO THE DOGS, AND REPLACE CHRISTMAS, THANKSGIVING, AND LABOR DAY WITH THANK GOD WE GOT RID OF THOSE SUBHUMAN FARKS DAMN THAT FELT REALLY FARKING GOOD DAY. PROMISE.

ftfy

I'm in Texas and will not let the north abandon me and mine to these freaks.


You're welcome to move up here and join us. It's not ungodly hot up here either, so that's nice.
 
2012-05-12 02:19:54 AM

TV's Vinnie: PS: Guess what else Greene County is famous for? This guy:

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


Fun fact - That guy is currently awaiting trial after he finally snapped and tried to run over the owner of his local gaming shop. His mom is also awaiting trial for flipping her shiat and assaulting the cop who dared to arrest her snowflake.
 
2012-05-12 02:58:57 AM
Kar98 2012-05-11 10:51:32 PM

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Dear Kar98:

I would like to purchase seventy-two hundred Exploding Dicks and an equivalent number of Whoopy Pussies for Greene County, Virginia, USA.

With required recharge packages of blasting caps and potatoes for extended utility.

Enclosed please find foreign bank draft for 16,000 (SIXTEEN THOUSAND) dollars United States equivalent to cover all associated costs including postage, handling, weed-eater, and bomb squad.

Them folks need some excitement.
 
2012-05-12 05:41:17 AM
I thought this was covered in threads yesterday.......
 
2012-05-12 01:37:26 PM
My Liberal Potato Islands recipe is superior.

/involves broccoli "trees"
//and garlic, f*ck yeah
 
2012-05-12 02:19:32 PM

Nadie_AZ: The ultimate task for the people is to remain vigilant and aware ~ that the government, their government is out of control, and this moment, this opportunity, must not be forsaken, must not escape us, for we shall not have any coarse but armed revolution should we fail with the power of the vote in November ~ This Republic cannot survive for 4 more years underneath this political socialist ideologue.

Do it. We've many troops with combat experience returning from the Middle East. You go right ahead and do it.

I recommend firing on Fort Lee, first. I think that's the most liberal socialistic army base in Virginia.


I read the text, but all I can see is that they used "coarse" instead of "course." These are two very different things.
 
2012-05-12 02:27:22 PM

Spaced Lion: TV's Vinnie: PS: Guess what else Greene County is famous for? This guy:

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

Fun fact - That guy is currently awaiting trial after he finally snapped and tried to run over the owner of his local gaming shop. His mom is also awaiting trial for flipping her shiat and assaulting the cop who dared to arrest her snowflake.


Who is he?
 
2012-05-12 02:56:49 PM
Maybe these are the people that the black trains up in Montana are designed for?
 
2012-05-12 08:34:06 PM
So why are they not being arrested for sedition?
 
2012-05-12 10:59:37 PM

Repo Man: Spaced Lion: TV's Vinnie: PS: Guess what else Greene County is famous for? This guy:

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

Fun fact - That guy is currently awaiting trial after he finally snapped and tried to run over the owner of his local gaming shop. His mom is also awaiting trial for flipping her shiat and assaulting the cop who dared to arrest her snowflake.

Who is he?


Some Assburgers kid who thinks his Sonic the Hedgehog / Pikachu hybrid copyright infringing creation will change the world.

Google Sonichu and his name will come up.
 
2012-05-12 11:07:47 PM

Sgt Otter: Repo Man: Spaced Lion: TV's Vinnie: PS: Guess what else Greene County is famous for? This guy:

[30.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]

Fun fact - That guy is currently awaiting trial after he finally snapped and tried to run over the owner of his local gaming shop. His mom is also awaiting trial for flipping her shiat and assaulting the cop who dared to arrest her snowflake.

Who is he?

Some Assburgers kid who thinks his Sonic the Hedgehog / Pikachu hybrid copyright infringing creation will change the world.

Google Sonichu and his name will come up.


Thanks, but I discovered how to search Google with an image while I was waiting. His story is both funny and sad.
 
2012-05-14 11:47:01 AM
that was the OWS movement.


No, that's the born again Christian Anti- abortion movement viloating one of the most important of the 10 Commandments they purport to live by. But since Christians aren't perfect, just forgiven, it's ok !
 
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