doublesecretprobation: they were only trading recklessly because their taxes are so high.
Dinki: doublesecretprobation: they were only trading recklessly because their taxes are so high.I thought it was because they were over regulated.
Sliding Carp: Where "you're farked" is actually defined as, "in 2 years, you'll pay a $25,000 civil fine, and 2 current members of the SEC staff will become assistant directors of government liason at JP Morgan"
Codenamechaz: Oh man, I can't wait to see how big of a slap on the wrist the S.E.C. gives them.
Shostie: Codenamechaz: Oh man, I can't wait to see how big of a slap on the wrist the S.E.C. gives them.They might even look at the JP Morgan execs with a look of stern disapproval when they do so. EPIC!
thomps: can't we just vote that scumbag out of office yet so the banks can get back into the business of stimulating job growth?
abb3w: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Jump Break it up you f*ckersFTFY?
basemetal: [api.ning.com image 640x424]
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Jump you f*ckers
9beers: 2 billion is chump change for them.
The Jami Turman Fan Club: They forgot the first rule of investment banking.
Indubitably: Inherently systemic flaws abound.STFD.Make right and be real about profitabilities, now.I mean it.;)
Erebus1954: I was told the Frank-Dodd financial reform would prevent these kinds of shenanigans.
thisisyourbrainonFark: Why hasn't[occupywinstonsalem.org image 524x432]led to[ierg.net image 428x318]?
remotecody: Thier stock is still up 13% for the year... They are farked alright.
Plant Rights Activist: Isn't that technically three words? Or is that the joke?
Dinki: thomps: can't we just vote that scumbag out of office yet so the banks can get back into the business of stimulating job growth?Don't worry, come next January Rmoney will be in the white house, the GOP will control both houses, and wall street will be out from under the heavy hand of government, free to lead the world into a new dawn of capitalist freedom. We need a forward thinking free market visionary, a man with a true grasp of what this country needs in economic terms in the white house. And Rmoney, the guy that would have let the car companies collapse into ruin, is just that man.
Shostie: The Jami Turman Fan Club: They forgot the first rule of investment banking.Never get involved in a land war in Asia?
The Jami Turman Fan Club: 9beers: 2 billion is chump change for them.Nah, this wasn't investor money- it was THEIR money. I'm not saying they'll collapse, but it ain't chump change for them.They forgot the first rule of investment banking.
Jument: Wait... these farkers are STILL trying to crash the world economy to make a quick buck for themselves. Seriously? WTF?
Phony_Soldier: But "hope and change" should have prevented this./bahahaha!
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