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2012-05-11 07:09:07 PM
12 votes:
choosepp.net
2012-05-11 02:55:47 PM
8 votes:
P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus

Oh yeah. Go on
2012-05-11 05:57:31 PM
7 votes:
Thirty seconds into that clip I started listening for the titles of Rush songs.
2012-05-11 05:51:05 PM
7 votes:

DeArmondVI: Krymson Tyde: SnakeLee: gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

IDEA!

We can add to the canon of "Deep thoughts with Skinnyhead" pics by using one of the better stills from the video, preferably one with either laughter or epic facepalm from the homicider sympathizer behind her.


How about Deep Thoughts with Skinnyhead's Mom?
2012-05-11 04:59:23 PM
7 votes:
Someone needs to autotune this.
2012-05-11 05:06:18 PM
6 votes:
Wow, that was like an Allen Ginsburg reading.

If Allen Ginsburg had been a thalidomide baby.
2012-05-11 05:22:03 PM
5 votes:
Meh, it's no less stupid than other attempts to justify denying other people their civil rights I've heard and in retrospect I'mma givin her style points on her hat selection here.

Think about it.

She knows she's going into a public meeting to herp her most epic derp and needs to be taken as seriously as possible so she goes to her closet and says to herself...

"What do I have in here that will make me look like Gilligan?".

/Complete the look.
2012-05-11 04:47:12 PM
5 votes:
short-listed for romney's VP?
2012-05-11 03:12:56 PM
5 votes:

SnakeLee: I um, did something similar to my girlfriend recently and it only took a week for it to heal up. She's totally fine now, she certainly didn't need antibiotics and I think you'd have to rupture the stomach to give her sepsis, not that I wasn't trying.


Thanks for sharing.
2012-05-11 03:10:29 PM
5 votes:
"Hillary Clinton had a lesbian roommate. Hillary Clinton is not a lesbian, therefore we need to segregate lesbociders in college dormitories. Also Whitney Houston wasn't wearing pants."
2012-05-11 08:19:38 PM
4 votes:
I would love to see Mike Tyson interview her on Good Morning America.
2012-05-11 06:17:42 PM
4 votes:
img217.imageshack.us
2012-05-11 05:20:46 PM
4 votes:
towleroad.typepad.com
2012-05-11 05:16:56 PM
4 votes:

gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?


In starts with "W" and ends with "interwhile."
2012-05-11 05:16:33 PM
4 votes:

gimmegimme: Are you in here right now, lady?


Huh, where is Meow Said the Dog.....
2012-05-11 05:14:53 PM
4 votes:
I guess we do get some entertainment value in exchange for our poor system of health care.
2012-05-11 05:12:25 PM
4 votes:
But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?
2012-05-11 05:11:15 PM
4 votes:

LarryDan43: If you're not with her in condeming gay marriage, you're against her.

Who's with her? Mitt? Okay who else?


She's definitely got Santorum behind her.
2012-05-11 05:09:52 PM
4 votes:
I really feel bad for the poor slob with perhaps a legitimate issue that had to follow that act.
2012-05-11 05:02:45 PM
4 votes:
The only thing funnier than this video was one of the comments on YouTube:

=============================

This is my favorite TED Talk.

happierman 13 minutes ago

/I'm still LOLing at that
2012-05-11 05:00:04 PM
4 votes:
I am uncertain that "rant" is an accurate description of the woman's statements. "Word salad" may be a more accurate descriptor.
2012-05-11 04:38:26 PM
4 votes:
Can I change my Fark handle to "Homicider" and keep my original Fark number?
2012-05-11 03:59:10 PM
4 votes:
Mom?
2012-05-11 03:54:00 PM
4 votes:
She's pretty high functioning for a paranoid schizophrenic
2012-05-11 03:18:46 PM
4 votes:
Also wait, she is saying that the TV show Wipeout is a conspiracy by the gays to injure straight people? That is priceless! Does she picture a gay dude in an office somewhere going, "yes, that's right, jump off rhythm! we'll get you one at a time you stupid heteros! mwa ha ha ha ha!"
2012-05-11 02:34:39 PM
4 votes:
Hahahaha oh man.

It's like she's reading from a batshiat crazy word jumble.
2012-05-12 01:07:54 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2012-05-11 08:11:26 PM
3 votes:
tl;dw

i1208.photobucket.com

Cliff Notes
2012-05-11 06:07:40 PM
3 votes:
Homicider -- the crisp malt beverage made with only the finest gay apples.

/enjoy Homocider responsibly...
2012-05-11 05:46:04 PM
3 votes:
Somebody tell Victoria Jackson a challenger has appeared!
2012-05-11 05:45:48 PM
3 votes:
Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
2012-05-11 05:42:43 PM
3 votes:
Grandpa Simpson is watching this and saying to himself, "I've really got to step up my game."
2012-05-11 05:35:54 PM
3 votes:

gimmegimme: Well, I think we all know what we have to do. It is incumbent upon us to befriend this woman and to urge her to run for public office. She is the Chosen One, the sole human being who can out-crazy the Tea Party.

She's like Neo, except with blue hair and insane.


She is the Alpha and the Omega of the Derp Continuum. In her wake, all other derp is cast aside in its impotence and futility. Before her, all logic is reduced to ashes, and all arguments laid waste.

Crazy Old Bigot Lady is the harbinger of our doom. The Derp spiral she has set in motion shall consume us all.
2012-05-11 05:16:56 PM
3 votes:

gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?


I think it's Skinnyhead
2012-05-11 05:14:31 PM
3 votes:
Somewhere, Tommy Lee Jones is wondering if caught "boring" from Al Gore from when they were roomies in college.
2012-05-11 05:11:52 PM
3 votes:
Where was this straight-talking conservative powerhouse during the primary???
2012-05-11 05:10:11 PM
3 votes:

smeegle: Daraymann: The real question is: Who has a transcript?

Goog question. Maybe they are still trying to figure out the proper spelling of all those nifty words.


She already anticipated that problem and was kind enough to spell some of them out for us. P-E-N-I-S, for example.
2012-05-11 05:07:13 PM
3 votes:

Ned Stark: A lot of libs here raining abuse on some poor lady just for daring to disagree with their relentless regressivism.

So, who's waging a war on women now?


You have got to be kidding. Did you fail to notice that she is a well known mentally ill person that frequents the campus at Lincoln? And now you should be realizing that your views are completely in line with said insane individual. When you see someone pushing a cart down an alley talking to himself, is it common that you find your self actually saying, "yeah man, that makes sense - you're a genius. Satan did invent toothbrushes"?

You should be embarrassed, but you might actually be too stupid to know it.
2012-05-11 04:59:36 PM
3 votes:
You mock her shows her understanding denied. You are educated evil.
2012-05-11 04:58:41 PM
3 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-05-11 04:30:39 PM
3 votes:

Tigger: Raging paranoid schizophrenia.


Stop bashing Christians and other theists like that. I just wont have it.
2012-05-11 03:35:41 PM
3 votes:
I've seen lots of bat shiat in my day, and I have to say that this is some of the finest that I have encountered since "dark-sided" lady first hit the internet.

Bravo, Magical Hat Lady.
2012-05-11 03:10:37 PM
3 votes:
I um, did something similar to my girlfriend recently and it only took a week for it to heal up. She's totally fine now, she certainly didn't need antibiotics and I think you'd have to rupture the stomach to give her sepsis, not that I wasn't trying.
2012-05-11 02:00:34 PM
3 votes:
This might be the best video I've ever watched. The guy in the back really makes it.
2012-05-12 12:41:31 AM
2 votes:

Mavent: Mavent: Diogenes: Can I change my Fark handle to "Homicider" and keep my original Fark number?

No sir, you cannot.

...and I'm the reason why.


This is exactly the reason why I've never been able to build an army of Alts to agree with myself. I need to get one of our resident experts to show me how it's done.
2012-05-11 11:23:07 PM
2 votes:

tony41454: For this reason (idolatry) God gave them over to regarding passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. . . .and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them. -Romans 1:26-32

God votes NO on homosexuality and gay marriage. And HIS vote is the ONLY vote that counts. And He will NEVER change His vote.


Sorry, but god called. He got a sex change operation and wants to be known as Gloria from now on. She also said that book of hers was written because Lucifer said his creation was full of gullible, knuckle-dragging dumb-asses, and god wanted to prove him wrong. When god found out his creation was only slightly smarter than the average chimp, he started thinking of how to change his identity... hence, the sex change. Sorry to break it to ya like this.
2012-05-11 10:22:13 PM
2 votes:

buckler: Diogenes: Can I change my Fark handle to "Homicider" and keep my original Fark number?

If no one's mentioned it yet, that would be a great name for a hard cider.


What an apple used to make "Homicider" might look like:

i263.photobucket.com
2012-05-11 09:55:04 PM
2 votes:

BuckTurgidson: From "Talk of the Nation" yesterday:

Let's get a caller in on the conversation. This is Troy. Troy with us from Iowa City.

TROY: I think President Obama committed political suicide by announcing this. I see that - I don't think the American people really want to see an all-gay military. You know, when they think about that, they think of, well, great. I send my child to the military, and they become a homosexual getting sodomized. I don't think the American people are willing (unintelligible).

2012-05-11 09:47:40 PM
2 votes:
2012-05-11 09:14:18 PM
2 votes:
i1086.photobucket.com
2012-05-11 08:35:20 PM
2 votes:
i1050.photobucket.com
2012-05-11 06:55:06 PM
2 votes:
cache.ohinternet.com



How is homo formed? How P.E.N.I.S ruptur intestin throguh anus? We need way to instain hoamo is not rigt. Gays can transfrom to be calbate to liv to be 80 yers old. Childrn in Sanfransco raep eachothr hetro
2012-05-11 06:23:27 PM
2 votes:

FishStampede: WhyteRaven74: gimmegimme: We need to get a copy of that notebook.

It needs to be examined by top men.

By who?


TOP. MEN.
2012-05-11 06:11:56 PM
2 votes:

gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?


I think we finally found Cup_O_Jo in real life.

/she does always say she's disabled, right?
2012-05-11 06:01:14 PM
2 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: numbone: Impressed by the way she filled her allotted time.

Excellent point.
She must've practiced at home with a stopwatch.


Her cats timed her.
2012-05-11 05:45:53 PM
2 votes:

Last Man on Earth: On further viewing, it gets even weirder. Just listen to her style of speech: It's completely monotone, as if she'd never seen the words before, and at several points, she even has to sound the words out. These aren't cue cards she made for herself, I think somebody actually wrote this as a speech for her. As bad as it is to read that and never realize how crazy it is, somebody else out there actually wrote it and went "Yeah, that sounds nice and persuasive!"


I'm sure she wrote the speech, but she's just an average person doing her best with public speaking, and she isn't so smooth and polished like your turtle-f*cker-loving little lib hero Barry Teleprompter Fartbongo! She's just an honest, ordinary, god-fearing, patriotic citizen, so cut her some slack!
2012-05-11 05:44:52 PM
2 votes:
anus licking causes sepsis...
/that was when i came
2012-05-11 05:44:47 PM
2 votes:
Ok so, lets review...is this...

Meow or 9beers?

That is the funniest derp every caught on video, imo.
2012-05-11 05:30:06 PM
2 votes:
We have one of our own off kilter gals in my town. She dresses like anun but never made it through the Nun thingy program. She did receive a reward for, get this, Most Successful Retarded Person.
I kid you not. Yes they used the word "Retarded" and put it right on the plaque.

"In My Little Town"
2012-05-11 05:29:54 PM
2 votes:
4 solid bites = 1 point??

There is some serious inflation in the troll market.

Such is the Obama economy.
2012-05-11 05:15:30 PM
2 votes:

gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?


I don't think I could stay character that long.
2012-05-11 05:14:42 PM
2 votes:
s16.postimage.org
2012-05-11 05:11:45 PM
2 votes:

Diogenes: Hey, you joke. But I pop Cipro like whores pop birth control pills.


It's just that whole meme quality to it. Like, Penis goes where?

Cipro for the Lick Pro? :P
2012-05-11 05:10:43 PM
2 votes:
I don't think she's mentally ill at all. I've heard all this stuff before.

Perhaps not assembled into such colorful tapestry of WTF? but the individual bits? Totally.
2012-05-11 05:10:21 PM
2 votes:
It's about as coherent as every other argument against treating people equally and not like second-class citizens.

The guy in the back needs to be a new meme.
2012-05-11 05:09:36 PM
2 votes:

SnakeLee: I um, did something similar to my girlfriend recently and it only took a week for it to heal up. She's totally fine now, she certainly didn't need antibiotics and I think you'd have to rupture the stomach to give her sepsis, not that I wasn't trying.



My tiny penis fits snugly in my girlfriends anus.
/like a silkworm in a cocoon.
2012-05-11 05:07:39 PM
2 votes:

smeegle: anus licking causes sepsis.

LOL oh man.


Hey, you joke. But I pop Cipro like whores pop birth control pills.
2012-05-11 05:05:57 PM
2 votes:

Cyberluddite: And, of course, while this dipshiat's "marriage is for procreation only" argument is so stupid it could be instantly shot down by anybody with an IQ higher than shower mold, don't forget that this is basically the entire basis of the Prop 8 proponent's claim in the Ninth Circuit case that Prop 8 was constitutional.


Iirc, it was also the reason that the Washington State Supreme Court used to nix same sex marriage a few years ago, but, much like a newt, we got better.
2012-05-11 05:00:22 PM
2 votes:

lockers: Huh, so we shiatcanned the last thread so the totalfarkers could all wank on the thread first. What's next, a link to a tweet?


Wait, are you accusing the admins of being thread homiciders?
2012-05-11 04:59:53 PM
2 votes:
I don't find people with mental problems all that funny, unless they're politicians or clergy.
Then they're hilarious.

This woman is just sad.
2012-05-11 04:59:45 PM
2 votes:
A lot of libs here raining abuse on some poor lady just for daring to disagree with their relentless regressivism.

So, who's waging a war on women now?
2012-05-11 04:50:45 PM
2 votes:
Children in San Francisco failed all classes. They rape each other all day.
2012-05-11 04:45:36 PM
2 votes:

namatad: Diogenes: Can I change my Fark handle to "Homicider" and keep my original Fark number?

no
because without Diogenes, we are all lost


You honor me, Sir ;-)
2012-05-11 04:43:50 PM
2 votes:

Diogenes: Can I change my Fark handle to "Homicider" and keep my original Fark number?


no
because without Diogenes, we are all lost
2012-05-11 03:59:05 PM
2 votes:
To be fair, that's at least as rational as any other objection to letting gay people get married as i've ever heard.
2012-05-11 03:15:17 PM
2 votes:

SnakeLee: I um, did something similar to my girlfriend recently and it only took a week for it to heal up. She's totally fine now, she certainly didn't need antibiotics and I think you'd have to rupture the stomach to give her sepsis, not that I wasn't trying.


Sure ya weren't tryin, that's the ticket. You dirty cornhollin SOB
2012-05-11 03:03:19 PM
2 votes:

sweetmelissa31: Oh yeah. Go on


That's hot.
2012-05-11 02:39:20 PM
2 votes:
i45.photobucket.com
2012-05-11 02:25:29 PM
2 votes:
Damned bunch of homiciders in this thread.
2012-05-11 02:06:01 PM
2 votes:
I farking love the facepalms the guy behind her is doing.
2012-05-12 06:29:18 AM
1 votes:
I bet this old lady's children and grandchildren are so proud of her. They are so proud they are now wearing paper bags over their heads and moving to Switzerland.
2012-05-12 04:28:24 AM
1 votes:
It's as good as any Sarah Palin speech.
2012-05-12 02:31:27 AM
1 votes:
I just licked anus a half-hour ago and didn't take antibiotics, so I'm getting a kick out these replies.

/**perishes**
2012-05-12 12:49:46 AM
1 votes:
Salt Lick Steady: the bottom?

don't lick it lest you get sepsis
2012-05-12 12:46:49 AM
1 votes:
D.B. Cooper was a homo who used his gay stealth gel to slip in and out of the grasp of police time and again.

Rockets were designed by homos deliberately in the shape of a P-E-N-I-S in order to make them more deadly.

And lesbians were directly responsible for the design of the Grand Canyon, which represents the inversion of traditional American values.

/have you seen how sandy it is at the bottom?
2012-05-12 12:39:26 AM
1 votes:
Daraymann: The real question is: Who has a transcript?

it's a doozy


JANE SKROVOTA:

I'm Jane Skrovota. Winter Wipeout TV show had broken bones and manslaughter every minute, Winter Wipeout show is produced in Holland by gays, bi's, and orgyers. Why do gays like to see people perishing? P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus to rupture intestines; more a man does this more likely he'll be a fatality or a homicider. Getting pleasure while the other man passes away reverberates another homicide later. UNESCO United Nations has gender and bioethics conferences combined. Only gays go to gender studies. Gays are the bioethic genociders in hospitals. Uh, children can be eliminated, the Fed stated in this December eleventh article, uh, the Lincoln Journal Star, page six. Gays should not be employed in hospitals or any health occupation. Whitney Houston was found without clothes in a bathtub. Every corpse found without clothes has a partner that did away with them. Lesbians and gays rarely live past forty years old because it is common for a partner to do away with them or they self-inflict. We want everyone to live as long as possible, to be eighty years old instead of forty years old. Don't go gay; it's not healthy. Anus licking causes sepsis. If not given antibiotics within a half-hour they perish. Uh, have no gays in education; a high percent of gay men in schools grounds molest boys, partly because they don't have AIDS yet. Be on the side of the innocent boy who gets F's and D's a year after being molested. Don't allow hundreds of molestations a year with this equality ordinance. Where are our school teachers that should be speaking about this today? Hillary Clinton's roommate for years in college was Eleanor, or Eddie, Atchison - a gay woman - daughter of Dean Atchison. To avoid going gay like Hillary Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single-gender dorms. Going lesbian is not normal. A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay, otherwise they think it's abhorrent. Lesbian professors state, quote, wives are enslaved by their husbands, unquote. All you married councilmen know this is not true and this is deranged thinking. Have no gays in education. The Canadian, Gaëtan Dugas, was the first person to get AIDS in 1980. He depressed his immune system with pot, he ruptured intestines as his partner became a corpse. Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a Candida fungus disease. Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gay, bi's, and orgyers, then went to the Colosseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become sadistic? Yes. They cuss after coupling, don't like the land they lay on, and eighty percent of those who did treason by the year Two-Thousand were gays. Don't employ gays in military, education, health, or psychology. They are the genociders, molesters, treasoners, and deranged. Gay's not a behavior by the way. A gay is a behavior, it's not an identity. Shoplifters don't make good salespersons. Gay's behaviors are not needed for military, education, health, or psychology. Don't encourage gays. Do not harm gays. Gays can transform...



COUNCILMAN:

One minute.



JANE SKROVOTA:

I have...let's see...gays can transform to be celibate to live to be eighty years old. Uh...gay persons want to adopt children. The California Board of Education said last year children in San Francisco had the worst scholastics filling all subjects, all grade levels. They cry all day and rape each other hetero without being told not to. Give us your molested children deranged by seeing only gays kissing. Don't ask don't tell what you do in your bedroom and you'll be respected for your work. Read the book, Nijinsky, uh, to understand that bisexuals always become insane. A wedding dress is for a woman, not for a man. Jesus was kissed by Judas - a homo - who tried to sabotage Jesus' kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose. This is the result of a ten-year study by over seven-hundred psychologists, Ph.D's. Read "Crisis of Generational Pursuits"



COUNCILMAN:

That's your five minutes.



JANE SKROVOTA:

At any Lincoln City school.
2012-05-11 11:42:34 PM
1 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: For anyone here who thinks this is just one crazy lady and teh gheys aren't really discriminated against, consider this - if she made that rant about black people, would they have let her go on for 5 minutes?



Sequel! Sequel! Sequel!
2012-05-11 11:30:34 PM
1 votes:

Lenny_da_Hog: tony41454: For this reason (idolatry) God gave them over to regarding passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. . . .and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them. -Romans 1:26-32

God votes NO on homosexuality and gay marriage. And HIS vote is the ONLY vote that counts. And He will NEVER change His vote.

Oh, wait.

Are you sure?

Hey, everyone, it looks like Tony has it figured out here. Looks like we were all wasting our time for a good cause.

Thanks for looking that up Tony. And thanks everyone else for trying.


Uh oh. I'm wearing a cotton/polyester blend. Have fun in Heaven, you guys. I'm going to Hell because I violated god's law.
2012-05-11 11:28:12 PM
1 votes:

tony41454: For this reason (idolatry) God gave them over to regarding passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. . . .and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them. -Romans 1:26-32

God votes NO on homosexuality and gay marriage. And HIS vote is the ONLY vote that counts. And He will NEVER change His vote.


Oh, wait.

Are you sure?

Hey, everyone, it looks like Tony has it figured out here. Looks like we were all wasting our time for a good cause.

Thanks for looking that up Tony. And thanks everyone else for trying.
2012-05-11 10:19:01 PM
1 votes:
choosepp.net
Thanks bobbette!
2012-05-11 09:55:40 PM
1 votes:

Lizard_SF: Apparently, she was just reading part of one of her leaflets:http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r378/Shinyville/a207d5a5.j pg

(Can't directly embed image.)


"Women are made that way. Once a woman knows she is having a child she continually talks about the child the rest of her life."

Perfect timing! I was wondering what to put down on my mom's card this weekend.
2012-05-11 09:45:43 PM
1 votes:
Fark it... I typed it up and tried to separate it out into paragaphs. As you read, note that there's some crazy talk and a lot of it is just the repetition of really commonly uttered homophobic talking points. So, it's easy to label her crazy. But she's saying the same stuff as a lot of "sane" people.

1. Winter wipeout has broken bones, manslaughter every minute. It is produced in Holland by gays, bis and orgiers.

2. Why do gays like to see people perishing? P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he'll be a fatality or a homicider. Getting pleasure while the other man passes away reverberates another homicide later.

3. UNESCO United Nations has gender and bioethics conferences combined. Only gays go to Gender Studies. Gays are the bioethic genociders in hospitals.

4. Children can be eliminated. The Fed stated in this December 11th article the Lincoln General Star, Page 6. Gays should not be employed in any hospitals or health occupation.

5. Whitney Houston was found without clothes in a bathtub. Every corpse found without clothes has the partner that did away with them.

6. Lesbians and gays rarely live past 40 years old because it is common for a partner to do away with them or they self-inflict. We want everyone to live as long as possible to be 80 years old instead of 40 years old don't go gay, it's not healthy.

7. Anus licking causes sepsis. If not given antibiotics within half an hour, they perish.

8. Have no gays in education. A high percent of gay men in schoolgrounds molest boys. Partly because they don't have AIDS yet. Be on the side of innocent boys who gets Fs and Ds a year after being molested. Don't allow hundreds of molestations a YEAR with this equality ordinance! Where are our schoolteachers who should be speaking about this today?

9. Hillary Clinton's roommate 4 years in college was Eleanor "Eldie" Acheson, a gay woman, daughter of Dean Acheson. To avoid going gay like Hillary Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms. Going lesbian is not normal. A college woman is seduced with illegal rohypnol to go gay. Otherwise they think it's abhorrent.
[ed note: wouldn't single-gender dorms be counterproductive here?]

10. Lesbian professors state, quote, wives are enslaved by their husbands, unquote. All you married councilmen know THIS IS NOT TRUE. And this is deranged thinking.

11. Have no gays in education. Canadian Gaétan Dugas was the first person to get AIDS in 1980. He depressed his immune system with pot, he ruptured his intestines as his partner became a corpse. Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease.
[ed note: Oh man, this one again. Gaétan Dugas was a promiscuous gay flight attendant, but the idea that he was "Patient Zero" and knowingly spread AIDS to everyone is a myth that Randy shiats' editor admits was concocted to sell copies of And The Band Played On, and it served to shift the blame for widespread promiscuity to one individual, who, conveniently, was foreign. Also: a teenage boy from Oklahoma named Robert Rayford is now recognized as the first known person to have died of AIDS in the US, in 1969.]

12. Roman Senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gay, bis and orgiers, then went to the Coliseum to watch Christians get mauled and perished. Do gays become sadistic? Yes! They cuss after coupling, don't like the land they lay on, and 80% of those who did treason by the year 2000 were gays. Don't employ gays in military, education, health or psychology. They are the genociders, molesters, treasonous, deranged.
[ed note: how does she know what happens in the afterglow of gay sex, anyways? Just idly wondering that]

13. Gay is not a behaviour, by the way. Uh, gay IS a behaviour, it's not an identity. Shoplifters don't make good salespersons, gays behaviours aren't needed for education military health and psychology. Do not encourage gays. Do not harm gays. Gays can transform. [Moderator: One minute] I have, let's see. Gays can transform to be celibate to live to 80 years old. Uh.

14. Gay persons want to adopt children. California board of education said last year children in San Francisco had the worst scholastics, failing all subjects, all grade levels. They cry all day and rape each other hetero without being told not to. Give us your molested children deranged by only seeing gays kissing.

15. Don't ask don't tell what you do in your bedroom and you'll be respected for your work.

16. Read the book Nijinsky to understand that bisexuals always become insane.

17. A wedding dress is for a woman, not for a man.

18. Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus's kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose.
[ed note: This lady's rhetorical power truly makes her the Cicero of our time.]

19. This is the result of a 10 year study by over 100 psychologists Phds. read crisis of generational pursuits -
[Moderator: That's your 5 minutes.] - at any Lincoln city school.
[Moderator: Thank you.]
2012-05-11 09:28:53 PM
1 votes:

PillsHere: This might be my new favorite website.


I'm loving it so far.

"Join Up. Divine may I have a rosary? Also wear magnesium oil and don't masterbate (sic) Stabe (?) master garlic, wear garlic in pockets, sew undies to undershirt in front, put ice next to bed. Throw out TV and dangerous items. Lock backdoor or put rosaries on doorknob, put white crosses on entryways, head of bed and top of page. Let Christ in your life with nicer communications, curing diseases and care for the weak. Meet at a library. Consider using a megaphone on a cloudy day".

I mean the first stuff is just obvious common sense but why at the end does she suggest only using a megaphone on cloudy days?

That part puzzles me still.
2012-05-11 08:52:53 PM
1 votes:

El Pachuco: That speech turned me gay.

Thanks a lot, lady, now I have to go buy a much better wardrobe.


Yeah me too. Also a better haircut.

Damn, I also really need to hit a gym.

Kinda miss being a slobby, flabby, hairy, unkempt straight guy already but what are ya gonna do?

*shakes tiny fist at cray-cray lady*
2012-05-11 07:09:59 PM
1 votes:

Uglybarnacle: i think we've found skinnyhead's mother


Yes, birthing him was like crapping out a water mellon, with ears.
2012-05-11 06:42:07 PM
1 votes:

FishStampede: By who?


Top. Men.
2012-05-11 06:27:31 PM
1 votes:
That clip really is begging for music. Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus.
Whoop whoop
homicider do it doit whoop whoop corspes, echo echo corpses
don't go gay, orgier orgier whoop whoop.
fabulous beep beep fabulous
2012-05-11 06:14:29 PM
1 votes:

pippi longstocking: Why aren't people laughing? Are they just as stupid? Because I don't care where I am, if I hear such stupidity I would be ROFL LMFAO!


I think they're just stunned and their minds can't process what they're hearing.
2012-05-11 06:10:45 PM
1 votes:

choo: DeArmondVI: Krymson Tyde: SnakeLee: gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

IDEA!

We can add to the canon of "Deep thoughts with Skinnyhead" pics by using one of the better stills from the video, preferably one with either laughter or epic facepalm from the homicider sympathizer behind her.

How about Deep Thoughts with Skinnyhead's Mom?


Here, y'all:

Make Your Own

img543.imageshack.us
2012-05-11 06:01:35 PM
1 votes:

Thrag: That is some of the purest high grade crazy I've seen in a long time. Please tell me she has a blog somewhere.


Forget the blog, that woman needs to take her shiat to Broadway. I want to see her inevitable Tony award acceptance speech.
2012-05-11 05:59:30 PM
1 votes:
Oh balls, it's the blue-coat lady.
2012-05-11 05:57:27 PM
1 votes:
Impressed by the way she filled her allotted time.
2012-05-11 05:57:02 PM
1 votes:
Anus licking causes sepsis!

img.photobucket.com
2012-05-11 05:52:25 PM
1 votes:
please sign me up for her newsletter.
she is a fount of hitherto unknown information.
thank you.
2012-05-11 05:49:49 PM
1 votes:

Krymson Tyde: SnakeLee: gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?

I think it's Skinnyhead

Yeah, it's skinnyhead.


IDEA!

We can add to the canon of "Deep thoughts with Skinnyhead" pics by using one of the better stills from the video, preferably one with either laughter or epic facepalm from the homicider sympathizer behind her.
2012-05-11 05:48:22 PM
1 votes:

DeltaPunch: "orgier" isn't even a real word!


It is now!
2012-05-11 05:42:51 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: FlashHarry: short-listed for romney's VP?

I was thinking Sec. of HHS. She clearly has a mastery of biology.


As well as sociology, theology and PhDs in homiciderology AND homicideronomy,
2012-05-11 05:36:47 PM
1 votes:

Ned Stark: 4 solid bites = 1 point??

There is some serious inflation in the troll market.

Such is the Obama economy.


FWIW, I thought it was very nicely done, and I would've awarded a much higher point score if I had been judging.
2012-05-11 05:32:55 PM
1 votes:
The reactions from the young guy are the only part that make this less painful than Vogon poetry.
2012-05-11 05:29:26 PM
1 votes:
I think we just found the GOP's candidate for vice-president.
2012-05-11 05:28:21 PM
1 votes:

SnakeLee: gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?

I think it's Skinnyhead


Yeah, it's skinnyhead.
2012-05-11 05:28:20 PM
1 votes:
Well, I think we all know what we have to do. It is incumbent upon us to befriend this woman and to urge her to run for public office. She is the Chosen One, the sole human being who can out-crazy the Tea Party.

She's like Neo, except with blue hair and insane.
2012-05-11 05:27:06 PM
1 votes:
Didn't this lady run for Senate in Nevada?
2012-05-11 05:26:35 PM
1 votes:
fark it!

I am subscribing to her newsletter, I need the LULZ.
2012-05-11 05:24:44 PM
1 votes:
Crazy Blue Protestin' Lady gives me the weirdest boner.

So I stood up and tole that crazy blue protestin' lady, the only five letters I need to know are P-E-N-I-S

/i got nuthin
2012-05-11 05:22:49 PM
1 votes:

gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?


EnviroDude
2012-05-11 05:22:37 PM
1 votes:
How does room stay so silent?

I would be laughing my ass off if I was there.
2012-05-11 05:22:08 PM
1 votes:

FuturePastNow: I wasn't going to watch it, but I did, to see facepalm guy.

To any old idiots reading this: that guy represents younger people everywhere. His reactions to her demonstrate how we feel about your attempts to regulate social mores.

In the end, we're gonna win.


I'm older than 95% of Farkers, and if I had been sitting in that guy's spot I would've facepalmed so hard that I would've given myself whiplash. While it's true that most younger people--even conservative ones--think that gay and straight people should have equal rights, don't fool yourself into thinking that young people have a monopoly on that view, because a huge number of older people think that too. In fact, the only people I personally know who are rabid gay-haters (a small sample size, admittedly) are not old people, though they do happen to be Mormons or other fundamentalist Christians.

While it's true that all homophobes seem to be old farts and/or fundies, it's certainly not true that all old farts and/or fundies are homophobes.
2012-05-11 05:19:26 PM
1 votes:

Walker: Facepalm at 30 seconds is epic.


I liked how the teeny lady next to that dude finally woke up at about 3:30(80% of treason before the year 2000 was Gays), and leaned over to seemingly ask him if her meds were making weird words come out of that woman's mouth or if she had really just heard that correctly.
2012-05-11 05:16:36 PM
1 votes:

One Bad Apple: I really feel bad for the poor slob with perhaps a legitimate issue that had to follow that act.


Jesus - can you imagine? "Uhh - hello. My name....my name is , uh...Brad Johnson, and, uhhh.... I wanted to speak to the council....about.......oh, f**k it. I can't do this!"
2012-05-11 05:13:27 PM
1 votes:
Someone actually already had a blog up about this woman's rants:

Crazy Blue Protesting Lady
2012-05-11 05:13:05 PM
1 votes:

Diogenes: I don't think she's mentally ill at all. I've heard all this stuff before.

Perhaps not assembled into such colorful tapestry of WTF? but the individual bits? Totally.


Yep. Drive through the bible belt, and what she's saying can be heard on pretty much any talk radio dial.
2012-05-11 05:12:16 PM
1 votes:
Holy fark.........
2012-05-11 05:11:02 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: This might be the best video I've ever watched. The guy in the back really makes it.


Rincewind53: I farking love the facepalms the guy behind her is doing.


I wasn't going to watch it, but I did, to see facepalm guy.

To any old idiots reading this: that guy represents younger people everywhere. His reactions to her demonstrate how we feel about your attempts to regulate social mores.

In the end, we're gonna win.
2012-05-11 05:10:38 PM
1 votes:

Spaztictacular: That woman is mentally ill. Like... legit needs meds or heavier doses of the ones she's already on.


How dare you ad hominem the Republian Base.
2012-05-11 05:08:29 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: This might be the best video I've ever watched. The guy in the back really makes it.


Yeah, schizophrenics aren't really funny in and of themselves, but that guy's reactions sure are.
2012-05-11 05:08:06 PM
1 votes:

Daraymann: The real question is: Who has a transcript?


Goog question. Maybe they are still trying to figure out the proper spelling of all those nifty words.
2012-05-11 05:07:10 PM
1 votes:

smeegle: anus licking causes sepsis.

LOL oh man.


Somebody in her life must have had one helluva tongue. Maybe the loss is what drove her crazy.

/RIP sepsis homicider as he turns into a corpse
2012-05-11 05:06:12 PM
1 votes:
The real question is: Who has a transcript?
2012-05-11 05:05:33 PM
1 votes:
I watched that and thought to myself that I should post a link to it on Fark, not realizing that Fark had already linked me to the video.

annoyzview.files.wordpress.com\

She was right about Judas, though.
2012-05-11 05:05:04 PM
1 votes:

Ned Stark: A lot of libs here raining abuse on some poor lady just for daring to disagree with their relentless regressivism.

So, who's waging a war on women now?


Sand, get it out.
2012-05-11 05:05:00 PM
1 votes:
Around these parts we call the old blue hairs like her "season ticket holders"
2012-05-11 05:04:59 PM
1 votes:
Please God let the Gregory Brothers autotune this into a song.

/no Judas homo
2012-05-11 05:03:10 PM
1 votes:
What a Nebraska Lady might look like:

3.bp.blogspot.com

/KALEY CUOCO REDLIT POWERS ACTIVATE!
2012-05-11 05:02:56 PM
1 votes:
anus licking causes sepsis.

LOL oh man.
2012-05-11 05:02:42 PM
1 votes:
It's a homophobic Time Cube!

/Really, that's some high quality derp!
2012-05-11 05:02:41 PM
1 votes:
That was the best internet video to date. I can't even begin to list the things that made that awesome.
2012-05-11 05:01:17 PM
1 votes:
Ok.... I like the part about jesus being celibate and judas being a 'homo' because he kissed him. If that was true, wouldn't jesus be gay for not resisting the kiss? Wait, why am I thinking this much about a schizo's ramblings....
2012-05-11 05:01:05 PM
1 votes:
My favorite is the guy's reaction at 2:35

Classic.
2012-05-11 05:00:19 PM
1 votes:
All aboard!! ALL ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN!!!


/CHOO CHOO!!!!
2012-05-11 04:58:23 PM
1 votes:
That woman needs a death panel, stat.
2012-05-11 04:57:03 PM
1 votes:
I can just visualize all the right-wingers in the room asking themselves, "Okay, how do we make her stop talking without making it look like we're making her stop talking?"

Half expected some Republican to body-tackle her at about 1:13...
2012-05-11 04:54:20 PM
1 votes:
So nice, it was greenlighted twice. In a row.
2012-05-11 04:54:16 PM
1 votes:
I...er...what?
2012-05-11 04:54:14 PM
1 votes:
I can only laugh so hard at obvious mental illness.

That said, I LOL'd.
2012-05-11 04:52:40 PM
1 votes:
Huh, so we shiatcanned the last thread so the totalfarkers could all wank on the thread first. What's next, a link to a tweet?
2012-05-11 04:48:45 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: short-listed for romney's VP?


I was thinking Sec. of HHS. She clearly has a mastery of biology.
2012-05-11 04:43:26 PM
1 votes:
Facepalm at 30 seconds is epic.
2012-05-11 04:40:33 PM
1 votes:

kronicfeld: She is probably actually mentally ill. Sad.


Probably, but it's also true that her "points" and "logic" aren't really much less reality-based than those of most other homophobes. For example, here's a letter to the editor that was published in my local paper (the Sacramento Bee) this morning:

Re "Obama backs gay marriage": Same-sex marriage has become a ridiculous political issue when it shouldn't even be a valid point of discussion. What in nature gives credence to homosexuals and heterosexuals being equals in the arena of marital bonding? There is an aspect of humanity that is rarely discussed, one that bears directly on the subject, the role of human beings in the animal kingdom.

As part of the animal kingdom, humans must, by the dictates of nature, adhere to an involuntary regime. Very basically, we all are here to survive. We must eat, sleep and, instinctively, reproduce. Same-sex couples cannot naturally reproduce. And other mammals do not engage in same-sex sexual activities. Why, then, should homosexuals expect to be treated in the same context as heterosexuals when it comes to marriage? Certainly, there is no law preventing homosexuals from loving anyone of their choosing.

-- Roland J. Bain, Sacramento


Yeah, right, try telling that to my (male) dog, who is constantly--to his great annoyance--being mounted and humped by a yappy, slobering Boston Terrier down at the dog park. And, of course, while this dipshiat's "marriage is for procreation only" argument is so stupid it could be instantly shot down by anybody with an IQ higher than shower mold, don't forget that this is basically the entire basis of the Prop 8 proponent's claim in the Ninth Circuit case that Prop 8 was constitutional.
2012-05-11 04:23:11 PM
1 votes:

JerseyTim: This might be the best video I've ever watched. The guy in the back really makes it.


He's the only reason the video was bearable to watch.
2012-05-11 04:17:38 PM
1 votes:

kronicfeld: She is probably actually mentally ill. Sad.


Raging paranoid schizophrenia.

(they always seem to wear odd hats too).
2012-05-11 04:12:34 PM
1 votes:
Good, it's gone green. This is something everyone needs to see and enjoy.
2012-05-11 04:11:42 PM
1 votes:
Yay! Green!

/no longer have to upvote all the submissions
2012-05-11 03:57:24 PM
1 votes:

LawPD: This needs to go to green ASAP. For no other reason than the dude in the background.


sigdiamond2000: This needs to be greenlit. The internet demands it.


Agreed. Perhaps TFers should downvote the living shiat out of this one rather than upvoting it, so that the admins will green it, as they've been doing a lot lately with downvoted links, such as with this piece of shiat.
2012-05-11 03:43:47 PM
1 votes:
This needs to be greenlit. The internet demands it.
2012-05-11 03:33:13 PM
1 votes:
This needs to go to green ASAP. For no other reason than the dude in the background.
2012-05-11 02:27:38 PM
1 votes:
She almost sounds like shes mocking someone else with that lisp
2012-05-11 02:21:53 PM
1 votes:
HA HA HA. Oh, Wow.
2012-05-11 02:16:52 PM
1 votes:
Haha wow
2012-05-11 02:12:39 PM
1 votes:
Holy shiat, this old dingbat really needs to have her meds adjusted. But yeah, Facepalm Guy behind her really steals the show here.
 
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