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2012-05-12 12:29:01 AM  

Need Help Soonish: Benevolent Misanthrope: For anyone here who thinks this is just one crazy lady and teh gheys aren't really discriminated against, consider this - if she made that rant about black people, would they have let her go on for 5 minutes?

We gays are still second class, even among protected classes. Rhetoric like this - granted, better expressed, but the same basic concepts still in place - goes on every day, and often on the floor of a legislature. And no one seems to see it as a pattern rather than one isolated crazy person.

I'm depressed and going to go throw up now. And hug a kitty, who doesn't give a tinker's damn whether I'm gay as long as I make with the cuddles.

Jesus. And today was going so well, too.

(((((Internet Huggs)))))

Just cause you need them dude.


Dudette, actually. Snark was expected, but not very much appreciated right now.

I'm just very, very angry about this for some reason - it's odd. I've dealt with this shiat all my life and certainly recently, in light of the political climate. But this... this one just somehow got to me. I suppose because it's not too far off the mark of what the sane bigots are saying, just badly worded. Frankly, I'm sick to death of farking bigots, and I'm sick of straights who don't give a fark if it's a gay person being discriminated against, as long as they're not a person of color; and I'm sick of people who say, "Hey! I'm on your side!" and stay silent (or make popcorn) while people - sane and not - spew vitriol about me.

Maybe I should just go open a bottle.
 
2012-05-12 12:33:25 AM  

Diogenes: Can I change my Fark handle to "Homicider" and keep my original Fark number?


No sir, you cannot.
 
2012-05-12 12:35:22 AM  

Mavent: Diogenes: Can I change my Fark handle to "Homicider" and keep my original Fark number?

No sir, you cannot.


...and I'm the reason why.
 
2012-05-12 12:35:53 AM  
Back in the 90's I'd see screeds taped up on streetlights. Handwritten in pen on college-ruled paper, originals rather than photocopies.

Now with PCs and printers, you can spew this stuff with much greater efficiency. Not to mention, you can plumb the Internet for all kinds of crazy to supplement your own. I guess we are living in the golden age of kookdom.
 
2012-05-12 12:39:26 AM  
Daraymann: The real question is: Who has a transcript?

it's a doozy


JANE SKROVOTA:

I'm Jane Skrovota. Winter Wipeout TV show had broken bones and manslaughter every minute, Winter Wipeout show is produced in Holland by gays, bi's, and orgyers. Why do gays like to see people perishing? P-E-N-I-S goes into the anus to rupture intestines; more a man does this more likely he'll be a fatality or a homicider. Getting pleasure while the other man passes away reverberates another homicide later. UNESCO United Nations has gender and bioethics conferences combined. Only gays go to gender studies. Gays are the bioethic genociders in hospitals. Uh, children can be eliminated, the Fed stated in this December eleventh article, uh, the Lincoln Journal Star, page six. Gays should not be employed in hospitals or any health occupation. Whitney Houston was found without clothes in a bathtub. Every corpse found without clothes has a partner that did away with them. Lesbians and gays rarely live past forty years old because it is common for a partner to do away with them or they self-inflict. We want everyone to live as long as possible, to be eighty years old instead of forty years old. Don't go gay; it's not healthy. Anus licking causes sepsis. If not given antibiotics within a half-hour they perish. Uh, have no gays in education; a high percent of gay men in schools grounds molest boys, partly because they don't have AIDS yet. Be on the side of the innocent boy who gets F's and D's a year after being molested. Don't allow hundreds of molestations a year with this equality ordinance. Where are our school teachers that should be speaking about this today? Hillary Clinton's roommate for years in college was Eleanor, or Eddie, Atchison - a gay woman - daughter of Dean Atchison. To avoid going gay like Hillary Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single-gender dorms. Going lesbian is not normal. A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay, otherwise they think it's abhorrent. Lesbian professors state, quote, wives are enslaved by their husbands, unquote. All you married councilmen know this is not true and this is deranged thinking. Have no gays in education. The Canadian, Gaëtan Dugas, was the first person to get AIDS in 1980. He depressed his immune system with pot, he ruptured intestines as his partner became a corpse. Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a Candida fungus disease. Roman senators went to Roman baths to be promiscuous gay, bi's, and orgyers, then went to the Colosseum to watch Christians get mauled and perish. Do gays become sadistic? Yes. They cuss after coupling, don't like the land they lay on, and eighty percent of those who did treason by the year Two-Thousand were gays. Don't employ gays in military, education, health, or psychology. They are the genociders, molesters, treasoners, and deranged. Gay's not a behavior by the way. A gay is a behavior, it's not an identity. Shoplifters don't make good salespersons. Gay's behaviors are not needed for military, education, health, or psychology. Don't encourage gays. Do not harm gays. Gays can transform...



COUNCILMAN:

One minute.



JANE SKROVOTA:

I have...let's see...gays can transform to be celibate to live to be eighty years old. Uh...gay persons want to adopt children. The California Board of Education said last year children in San Francisco had the worst scholastics filling all subjects, all grade levels. They cry all day and rape each other hetero without being told not to. Give us your molested children deranged by seeing only gays kissing. Don't ask don't tell what you do in your bedroom and you'll be respected for your work. Read the book, Nijinsky, uh, to understand that bisexuals always become insane. A wedding dress is for a woman, not for a man. Jesus was kissed by Judas - a homo - who tried to sabotage Jesus' kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose. This is the result of a ten-year study by over seven-hundred psychologists, Ph.D's. Read "Crisis of Generational Pursuits"



COUNCILMAN:

That's your five minutes.



JANE SKROVOTA:

At any Lincoln City school.
 
2012-05-12 12:41:31 AM  

Mavent: Mavent: Diogenes: Can I change my Fark handle to "Homicider" and keep my original Fark number?

No sir, you cannot.

...and I'm the reason why.


This is exactly the reason why I've never been able to build an army of Alts to agree with myself. I need to get one of our resident experts to show me how it's done.
 
2012-05-12 12:46:49 AM  
D.B. Cooper was a homo who used his gay stealth gel to slip in and out of the grasp of police time and again.

Rockets were designed by homos deliberately in the shape of a P-E-N-I-S in order to make them more deadly.

And lesbians were directly responsible for the design of the Grand Canyon, which represents the inversion of traditional American values.

/have you seen how sandy it is at the bottom?
 
2012-05-12 12:48:28 AM  

DeltaPunch: Is she crazy?!? I mean, "orgier" isn't even a real word!


I think she meant "Ogier"; probably a big fan of Wheel of Time still stricken with grief at the passing of Jordan.
 
2012-05-12 12:49:46 AM  
Salt Lick Steady: the bottom?

don't lick it lest you get sepsis
 
2012-05-12 12:51:58 AM  
She should write answers to possible questions at the next Miss America pageant.
 
2012-05-12 12:54:44 AM  
Reminds me of this clip from the movie Slacker.
 
2012-05-12 12:54:55 AM  

CapnBlues: A dramatic reading of this rant


Now, I'm not a huge fan of using memes or anything but that deserves
1.bp.blogspot.com
This is easily the most condensed specimen of derp ever witnessed. I mean... this should be played every time a conservative complains about homosexuality. It's perfect. They really need to hear how ridiculous they sound.
 
2012-05-12 01:03:50 AM  

tony41454: For this reason (idolatry) God gave them over to regarding passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. . . .and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, but also give hearty approval to those who practice them. -Romans 1:26-32

God votes NO on homosexuality and gay marriage. And HIS vote is the ONLY vote that counts. And He will NEVER change His vote.


While this may or may not be a troll, I do have a question.

What's with vocal Christians and the random all caps that show up in their online posts...is it like how they imagine a typed out version of the way a preacher speaks should look?

It's farking annoying.
 
2012-05-12 01:04:29 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: For anyone here who thinks this is just one crazy lady and teh gheys aren't really discriminated against, consider this - if she made that rant about black people, would they have let her go on for 5 minutes?

We gays are still second class, even among protected classes. Rhetoric like this - granted, better expressed, but the same basic concepts still in place - goes on every day, and often on the floor of a legislature. And no one seems to see it as a pattern rather than one isolated crazy person.

I'm depressed and going to go throw up now. And hug a kitty, who doesn't give a tinker's damn whether I'm gay as long as I make with the cuddles.

Jesus. And today was going so well, too.


i1-news.softpedia-static.com
 
2012-05-12 01:07:54 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-12 01:07:55 AM  

dallylamma: What's with vocal Christians and the random all caps that show up in their online posts...is it like how they imagine a typed out version of the way a preacher speaks should look?


I imagine that's exactly it.

/and yeah, that's a troll
 
2012-05-12 01:09:05 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope:
I'm just very, very angry about this for some reason - it's odd. I've dealt with this shiat all my life and certainly recently, in light of the political climate. But this... this one just somehow got to me. I suppose because it's not too far off the mark of what the sane bigots are saying, just badly worded. Frankly, I'm sick to death of farking bigots, and I'm sick of straights who don't give a fark if it's a gay person being discriminated against, as long as they're not a person of color; and I'm sick of people who say, "Hey! I'm on your side!" and stay silent (or make popcorn) while people - sane and not - spew vitriol about me.


I see where you are coming from, but allow me to offer some (hopefully) uplifting thoughts:

1. You are right - gay rights are today basically where black rights were in the mid-60s. But that means that you are basically in the civil rights generation. 30-40 years from now, you can biatch at your gay grandkids about how they take their cushy gay-ass lives for granted, while you had to fight for every single spiky haircut and flannel shirt, and how they should thank you every day. Guaranteed moral high ground forever.

2. That will also work on straight people - 10-20 years from now, you can guilt every breeder you know by reminding them of how silent they were during the struggle years (or the stupid things they actually said). And then remind them that they can thank your people for Broadway musicals. Guarenteed moral high ground forever.

3. The war has already been won. Sure, battles are lost (looking at you, N.C.), but the war has been won - the losers just don't realize it yet. You can see the evidence of that in the young fella in the second row. That is a man who takes gay rights for granted, and also takes his peers' acceptance of gay rights for granted. 10-15 years ago, crazy-rant-lady represented the majority opinion - now she represents a dying (literally) minority. That young fella - he is now the majority opinion.

4. Crazy-rant-lady is already internet famous, and not just for having extreme views - but for having views that are patently false, unfounded, and outlandish. Even the other gay-haters are embarassed by her. A decade ago they would have cheered her on. I view this video as proof of success, not as proof of the road not yet covered, and I found it tremendously joy-inducing.

5. Letting crazy-rant-lady talk helped the cause. Let gay-hating be exposed for the irrational tripe that it is. I would have yielded my time to her, and asked her to keep going for as long as she wanted. Every word out of her mouth just hastens the end of her worldview. She is your best ally.

6. I personally promise you that this is the last Presidential election in US history where homosexuality is a meaningful part of the conversation.

So go ahead and have a drink, but make it a celebratory drink, and then engage in your preferred penis-free sex act to rub it in. So to speak.

:)
 
2012-05-12 01:10:49 AM  

ultraholland: Salt Lick Steady: the bottom?

don't lick it lest you get sepsis


It's ok to lick it - just don't eata da poopoo.
 
2012-05-12 01:18:13 AM  

FuturePastNow: rohar: You both missed the more important point. FuturePastNow is most definitely ghey. And old.

I know you are but what am I?

/30
//not gay yet


If I wasn't already drunk, I'd ask you out for a drink.

/not gay yet either
//the right man may come along
///they keep telling me it's a choice
 
2012-05-12 01:22:48 AM  

Rambino: 5. Letting crazy-rant-lady talk helped the cause. Let gay-hating be exposed for the irrational tripe that it is. I would have yielded my time to her, and asked her to keep going for as long as she wanted. Every word out of her mouth just hastens the end of her worldview. She is your best ally.


I don't know, so much of the speech was offensive to the point that I personally would have cut her off. Then again, it was so batsh*t crazy, perhaps they were amused, or allowing her to dig her own grave... so to speak ;)

I know my pops' view on the matter has changed in the past 10 years, and he's in his mid 70's. He's still uber conservative, but he'll admit in private (not among the gang, no) that he doesn't give a rats ass about gay marriage and partnership.

And fortunately, these anti-discrimination ordinances are popping up all over the place. Hell, even my backwoods county in N. Florida passed one.

/thanks Cliff Thaell and Mark Taps!
 
2012-05-12 01:23:13 AM  
Thanks, Rambino. I'll be able to see your point tomorrow. I'm just in a deep blue funk, that's all.
 
2012-05-12 01:24:52 AM  
Should adulterers be stoned do death like God says in he Bible?
 
2012-05-12 01:25:04 AM  

Rambino: It's ok to lick it - just don't eata da poopoo.


I think you have the wrong accent.

Nein eeten zee poopoo
 
2012-05-12 01:26:17 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Thanks, Rambino. I'll be able to see your point tomorrow. I'm just in a deep blue funk, that's all.


I find some good music helps. I'm not gay, but I've experienced a world of sh*ttiness the past few months.

/when it rains...
 
2012-05-12 01:31:41 AM  
When will she be on Fox News?
 
2012-05-12 01:37:21 AM  

Salt Lick Steady: Rambino: It's ok to lick it - just don't eata da poopoo.

I think you have the wrong accent.

Nein eeten zee poopoo


da poopoo
 
2012-05-12 01:37:47 AM  
Now I wanna hear Shatner do the rant with some nice beatniky jazz playing in the background.
 
2012-05-12 01:38:07 AM  

Salt Lick Steady: Rambino: It's ok to lick it - just don't eata da poopoo.

I think you have the wrong accent.

Nein eeten zee poopoo


You made me go check. :P

It is definitely eat da poopoo.

Although a Hammerzeit-poopoo mashup would be most interesting.

:)
 
2012-05-12 01:38:46 AM  

Notabunny: Salt Lick Steady: Rambino: It's ok to lick it - just don't eata da poopoo.

I think you have the wrong accent.

Nein eeten zee poopoo

da poopoo


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-05-12 01:39:21 AM  

quatchi: Now I wanna hear Shatner do the rant with some nice beatniky jazz playing in the background.


I can't get behind that
 
2012-05-12 01:40:31 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Thanks, Rambino. I'll be able to see your point tomorrow. I'm just in a deep blue funk, that's all.


Hey - if nothing else, either way you get to have a drink. So you've got that going for you.
 
2012-05-12 01:50:44 AM  

rnld: Should adulterers be stoned do death like God says in he Bible?


Please? Pretty please? I've been good, I've been really really good oh please can we start applying biblical law to every goddamned peckerwood who insists that the rest of us follow it? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeese...

Start with Newt. Move on to every Evangelical preacher. Not saying stone them - just hold them to the standards of the books they use to judge the rest of us.
 
2012-05-12 01:56:25 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: rnld: Should adulterers be stoned do death like God says in he Bible?

Please? Pretty please? I've been good, I've been really really good oh please can we start applying biblical law to every goddamned peckerwood who insists that the rest of us follow it? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeese...

Start with Newt. Move on to every Evangelical preacher. Not saying stone them - just hold them to the standards of the books they use to judge the rest of us.


You see, this is why I steer clear of the more popular dogmas. Eventually, someone's gonna notice I don't stand up to the shiat I spew. The obvious argument is to not buy into it and go with the live and let live mentality.

/they tried to stone me once, it didn't work
//saw that movie tonight, it was awesome
 
2012-05-12 01:59:29 AM  
... and here is a conveniently timed (but unrelated) counterweight from one of my favorite YouTube-vloggers: Link (NSFW Language).

She gets to the homogays around the 4 minute mark, but the whole thing is worth watching.
 
2012-05-12 02:16:10 AM  

Notabunny: quatchi: Now I wanna hear Shatner do the rant with some nice beatniky jazz playing in the background.

I can't get behind that


Sweet! TY. Never seen it before! ^_^
 
2012-05-12 02:28:53 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I'm just very, very angry about this for some reason - it's odd. I've dealt with this shiat all my life and certainly recently, in light of the political climate. But this... this one just somehow got to me. I suppose because it's not too far off the mark of what the sane bigots are saying, just badly worded. Frankly, I'm sick to death of farking bigots, and I'm sick of straights who don't give a fark if it's a gay person being discriminated against, as long as they're not a person of color; and I'm sick of people who say, "Hey! I'm on your side!" and stay silent (or make popcorn) while people - sane and not - spew vitriol about me.


That's exactly how I feel about it. Her ranting seems a little crazy, she's a bit on the kooky side, and she comes off as more kooky because she's reading bits and pieces from her written screeds disjointedly. She's like a neo-Nazi but with gays. We all find neo-Nazis repulsive. Why is the response to this that she's "crazy"? The neo-Nazis are just as delusional, but we recognize their worldview for what it is: hatred. And she's not inventing this stuff, it's the same stuff that circulates on the far right, and much of it is even less crazy than the mainstream far right, which is becoming more mainstream all the time - like the lengthy history of Pat Robertson comments on gays (to blame for natural disasters!), or the entirety of Scott Lively's work, particularly the book about how the gays did the Holocaust thanks to Homo Hitler. Scott Lively was recently celebrated by a bunch of Tea Partiers during their tax day protests. Rick Santorum was running for President - was doing well - defending the argument that the Supreme Court was wrong to rule that anti-sodomy laws are unconstitutional, that it was a-OK to charge people with crimes for having gay sex, like America is Saudi Arabia or Iran; that the government has a right to interfere to prevent "license in the sexual realm" outside of heterosexual marriages, generally; and that gay people, gay couples, are a threat to western civilization. People found much of his candidacy amusing. But it wasn't a joke; he was taken seriously.

And then there's the main thrust of the argument against gay marriage (apart from that destroying-western-civilization thing, which is pretty much a reference to "white Christian people", emphasis on the white, as that hideous woman in North Carolina reminded us): it's is that it's bad for children to have gay parents, that this is unhealthy for children, which is exactly what the "crazy" lady argued. Despite all the evidence to the contrary, the official position of the Republican party is that it's harmful for children to have gay parents, and that's why gay people shouldn't have equal rights. Decent people read this as having something to do with role models. But for a whole other audience, it's a reference to the belief that gays are child molesters. The same argument the "crazy" lady made is policy at the Boy Scouts.

"Crazy" lady argued that gays shouldn't be in the military, either. Just the other day after Obama said he was for same-sex marriage, the Congressional Republicans went ahead and added anti-gay provisions to the National Defense Authorization Act, which they have been trying to do consistently since Don't Ask, Don't Tell was overturned. And let's not forget that DADT was overturned over the objections of the mainstream right, which was seriously arguing, seriously, that openly gay servicemembers are a national security threat. This argument was, for false objectivity reasons, given equal time in the media.

And let's look at context of this weirdo making her argument: she stood up to speak against an anti-discrimination ordinance. The mainstream right also opposes anti-discrimination ordinances and policies, because they're concerned about their religious freedom to tell lies about gay people, spread hate without facing any consequences, and to freely discriminate without consequences. And here's the problem. To date, using a bully pulpit of religion or, more importantly, politics, to enact legislation that discriminates against gay people, has had little to no disadvantage for the Republicans. The main disadvantage for Republicans right now is to not be anti-gay enough. This sh*t keeps on working. About the only possible thing that could rein it in is massive electoral defeat, but what if that doesn't happen? What if the Republicans keep the House? Do you think it will lead them to moderate their positions?
 
2012-05-12 02:31:27 AM  
I just licked anus a half-hour ago and didn't take antibiotics, so I'm getting a kick out these replies.

/**perishes**
 
2012-05-12 02:38:17 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: rnld: Should adulterers be stoned do death like God says in he Bible?

Please? Pretty please? I've been good, I've been really really good oh please can we start applying biblical law to every goddamned peckerwood who insists that the rest of us follow it? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeese...

Start with Newt. Move on to every Evangelical preacher. Not saying stone them - just hold them to the standards of the books they use to judge the rest of us.


I like this idea, but I still think it's fair to throw things at them. If it cheers you up, I have some things at the back of my fridge that are growing mold and can envision throwing them at Newt and Callista. Not because they're adulterers, mind you, because if Newt Gingrich wants to fark anyone I think that's nobody's business but his own, but because horrible hypocrites ought to get a face full of the moldy chicken that I swear I will clear out of there tomorrow once I can work up the courage to actually look at it.
 
2012-05-12 03:02:29 AM  

bobbette: Benevolent Misanthrope: rnld: Should adulterers be stoned do death like God says in he Bible?

Please? Pretty please? I've been good, I've been really really good oh please can we start applying biblical law to every goddamned peckerwood who insists that the rest of us follow it? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeese...

Start with Newt. Move on to every Evangelical preacher. Not saying stone them - just hold them to the standards of the books they use to judge the rest of us.

I like this idea, but I still think it's fair to throw things at them. If it cheers you up, I have some things at the back of my fridge that are growing mold and can envision throwing them at Newt and Callista. Not because they're adulterers, mind you, because if Newt Gingrich wants to fark anyone I think that's nobody's business but his own, but because horrible hypocrites ought to get a face full of the moldy chicken that I swear I will clear out of there tomorrow once I can work up the courage to actually look at it.


I say we hold them to the same rules and the same punishments as outlined in those books they claim to live by. So bury them in sand up to their necks and throw rocks at them until their skulls cave in.

But the moldy chicken idea does have certain appeal. And I think I have some out-of-date canned goods in the pantry...
 
2012-05-12 03:07:30 AM  

Codenamechaz: Hahahaha oh man.

It's like she's reading from a batshiat crazy word jumble.


Yes, 100000X !!

It sounded like she was reading something from her SPAM inbox.
 
2012-05-12 03:13:09 AM  

quatchi: Notabunny: quatchi: Now I wanna hear Shatner do the rant with some nice beatniky jazz playing in the background.

I can't get behind that

Sweet! TY. Never seen it before! ^_^


Part 1 (FF to 7:45)

Part 2
 
2012-05-12 03:39:09 AM  

bobbette: About the only possible thing that could rein it in is massive electoral defeat, but what if that doesn't happen? What if the Republicans keep the House? Do you think it will lead them to moderate their positions?


There will be massive electoral defeats. The GOP will moderate their position -too late. I think the bigger risk is that the Democrats will get power drunk and become openly corrupt without any real political competition.

The GOP will loose spectacularly. But it wont translate into any real victories for the people. We'll still see the basic status quo.
 
2012-05-12 03:39:55 AM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

"Are you sh*tting me?"
 
2012-05-12 03:42:03 AM  

peasandcarrots: I can just visualize all the right-wingers in the room asking themselves, "Okay, how do we make her stop talking without making it look like we're making her stop talking?"


It's not actually a "right-winger" problem, much as I might like it to be. As it turns out, public hearings are rife with complete and utter bullcrap statements from people who are barely able to successfully consume food and then poop in toilets. And it's not just old people, you'll see videos of young folk who are just pants-on-head-retarded stumbling through a terribly inane statement. Local politicians bear the brunt of this assault of stupidity, you can hear the barely restrained tension in the male voice: one minute, that's your five minutes, thank you. It almost makes me pity politicians to know that they deal with this on a regular basis. Even more bizarrely, this crapola festival is recorded and logged for posterity. Archaeologists of the future will unearth this tirade and believe that this was our equivalent of Plato or Newton.

Dude in background is the only thing that makes the video tolerable. I bet he's a cool guy to have a beer with!
 
2012-05-12 03:47:34 AM  

Kittypie070: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 300x169]

"Are you sh*tting me?"


Ha! I totally read that in Bester's voice.
 
2012-05-12 03:53:34 AM  
Eight million kittens from N-space just dropped through dimensions to offer aid and comfort to Benevolent Misanthrope.
 
2012-05-12 03:55:39 AM  
By the way, the elderly woman in the background next to Background Dude had some comments as well. Her video is not amusing or funny, it is merely deeply touching and brutally honest.
 
2012-05-12 03:57:03 AM  

casual disregard: peasandcarrots: I can just visualize all the right-wingers in the room asking themselves, "Okay, how do we make her stop talking without making it look like we're making her stop talking?"

It's not actually a "right-winger" problem, much as I might like it to be. As it turns out, public hearings are rife with complete and utter bullcrap statements from people who are barely able to successfully consume food and then poop in toilets. And it's not just old people, you'll see videos of young folk who are just pants-on-head-retarded stumbling through a terribly inane statement. Local politicians bear the brunt of this assault of stupidity, you can hear the barely restrained tension in the male voice: one minute, that's your five minutes, thank you. It almost makes me pity politicians to know that they deal with this on a regular basis. Even more bizarrely, this crapola festival is recorded and logged for posterity. Archaeologists of the future will unearth this tirade and believe that this was our equivalent of Plato or Newton.

Dude in background is the only thing that makes the video tolerable. I bet he's a cool guy to have a beer with!


You know, at some point sane, rational people need to look at themselves and begin to take the blame for not participating. Ideally the crazies are on the fringe; but intelligent people are sitting on the sidelines instead of drowning out the loony voices. I am to blame. I look around at all the idiocy, corruption and apathy in our countries politics and eventually realize I am to blame for not being more involved. And I'm only of average smarts. The really smart people are doing an even greater disservice by staying out of it.
 
2012-05-12 04:02:15 AM  

Frederick: casual disregard: peasandcarrots: I can just visualize all the right-wingers in the room asking themselves, "Okay, how do we make her stop talking without making it look like we're making her stop talking?"

It's not actually a "right-winger" problem, much as I might like it to be. As it turns out, public hearings are rife with complete and utter bullcrap statements from people who are barely able to successfully consume food and then poop in toilets. And it's not just old people, you'll see videos of young folk who are just pants-on-head-retarded stumbling through a terribly inane statement. Local politicians bear the brunt of this assault of stupidity, you can hear the barely restrained tension in the male voice: one minute, that's your five minutes, thank you. It almost makes me pity politicians to know that they deal with this on a regular basis. Even more bizarrely, this crapola festival is recorded and logged for posterity. Archaeologists of the future will unearth this tirade and believe that this was our equivalent of Plato or Newton.

Dude in background is the only thing that makes the video tolerable. I bet he's a cool guy to have a beer with!

You know, at some point sane, rational people need to look at themselves and begin to take the blame for not participating. Ideally the crazies are on the fringe; but intelligent people are sitting on the sidelines instead of drowning out the loony voices. I am to blame. I look around at all the idiocy, corruption and apathy in our countries politics and eventually realize I am to blame for not being more involved. And I'm only of average smarts. The really smart people are doing an even greater disservice by staying out of it.


I see what you're saying. I'd like to think I've got a good handle on things, but I'd only claim to be of average intellect. I don't go because it's easier not to go. I don't get active because activism is a bad word. At a minimum, I am contributing as much to the problem as the homophobe in the original video.

What happened to us?
 
2012-05-12 04:16:52 AM  
casual disregard 2012-05-12 04:02:15 AM
What happened to us?

All work chasing the eternally stagnant wage and no play makes Jack a gods damn dishwater dull American.

I hope that makes more sense than Crazy Ass-Lady.

And that's only one of my admittedly half-educated guesses.
 
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