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(Gawker)   Crazy lady at Lincoln City Council gives the craziest anti-gay rant that has ever crazied. Luckily, it was caught on video   (gawker.com) divider line 433
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2012-05-11 06:20:49 PM
I agree with Diogenes: I've heard most of this from anti-gay folk before. Hillary Clinton being turned gay by her college roommate is new, though.
 
2012-05-11 06:21:14 PM
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2012-05-11 06:21:21 PM

WhyteRaven74: gimmegimme: We need to get a copy of that notebook.

It needs to be examined by top men.


By who?
 
2012-05-11 06:23:20 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Spaztictacular: Someone actually already had a blog up about this woman's rants:

Crazy Blue Protesting Lady

Aaaaannnnddd I can't read about it because my work blocks photobucket. What do they expect from me?


apparently Chinese communist journalists falsely reported the story about the dentist who pulled out her ex-boyfriend's teeth
 
2012-05-11 06:23:27 PM

FishStampede: WhyteRaven74: gimmegimme: We need to get a copy of that notebook.

It needs to be examined by top men.

By who?


TOP. MEN.
 
2012-05-11 06:24:57 PM
Ok libs she makes some good point here. Look at all the bad things that homosexual sex can cause. Heterosexual sex on the other hand can never cause ANY disease...

Oh wait!
 
2012-05-11 06:25:08 PM
She's got a following in Lincoln:

Link

Link

Link

Truly, she is our generation's Howard Beale. She deserves prime time.
 
2012-05-11 06:27:16 PM

darkyn: I agree with Diogenes: I've heard most of this from anti-gay folk before.


Srsly? I think I have a pretty firm grasp of Republican/Christian anti-gay rhetoric, and I have never heard any of these things before. Or are these the things anti-gay folk say only when they're alone together (not implying you're one of them)?
 
2012-05-11 06:27:31 PM
That clip really is begging for music. Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus Penis anus.
Whoop whoop
homicider do it doit whoop whoop corspes, echo echo corpses
don't go gay, orgier orgier whoop whoop.
fabulous beep beep fabulous
 
2012-05-11 06:28:32 PM
This was your typical Republican fear/hate speech. In her favor, she spoke clearly and articulated her ideas quite well.

Essentially, the speaker is an older version of Michele Bachmann. What about it makes this speech particularly crazy? I missed it.
 
2012-05-11 06:28:46 PM

LibertyHiller: She's got a following in Lincoln:

Link

Link

Link

Truly, she is our generation's Howard Beale. She deserves prime time.


That last link is written by a person who is slightly less crazy and likes to project.

In other, yet related, news, the blue coat lady has announced she is in discussions with MSNBC for a primetime talk show.
 
2012-05-11 06:29:21 PM

Notabunny: Anus licking causes sepsis!

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HAHA
 
2012-05-11 06:29:38 PM

The Name: darkyn: I agree with Diogenes: I've heard most of this from anti-gay folk before.

Srsly? I think I have a pretty firm grasp of Republican/Christian anti-gay rhetoric, and I have never heard any of these things before. Or are these the things anti-gay folk say only when they're alone together (not implying you're one of them)?


No, we're usually on the receiving end of that nonsense. No pun intended.
 
2012-05-11 06:30:34 PM

LibertyHiller: She's got a following in Lincoln:

Link

Link

Link

Truly, she is our generation's Howard Beale. She deserves prime time.


Joy! Thanks for the links.
 
2012-05-11 06:33:17 PM

Diogenes: The Name: darkyn: I agree with Diogenes: I've heard most of this from anti-gay folk before.

Srsly? I think I have a pretty firm grasp of Republican/Christian anti-gay rhetoric, and I have never heard any of these things before. Or are these the things anti-gay folk say only when they're alone together (not implying you're one of them)?

No, we're usually on the receiving end of that nonsense. No pun intended.


Jesus. I'm so glad I didn't grow up in the South or the Midwest.
 
2012-05-11 06:34:55 PM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: To be fair, that's at least as rational as any other objection to letting gay people get married as i've ever heard.


I agree. The speaker and Mitt Romney would be able to have a civil discussion for hours.
 
2012-05-11 06:35:22 PM
Wow that is some highly-enriched weapons-grade Derp 235 there.

I'm a bit surprised that she didn't include a casual mention of the Mayans, the reverse vampire people or the protocols of the elders of zion.

Wait a minute, I think we know her brother:

farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-11 06:36:42 PM
You can tell the old lady behind her thought she was a total idiot.
 
2012-05-11 06:37:39 PM
Paradise Earth? (from her flyers)

She was a farking Jehovah's Witness! That phrase is straight outta Walkill!
 
2012-05-11 06:40:23 PM

The Name: Srsly? I think I have a pretty firm grasp of Republican/Christian anti-gay rhetoric, and I have never heard any of these things before. Or are these the things anti-gay folk say only when they're alone together (not implying you're one of them)?


Seriously. Anita Bryant used to say that gays shouldn't be teachers because they will molest the children. Linda Harvey has spoken about how people should not go to gay health providers. The anal sex obsession and cause of damage to the intestines has been commonly discussed on many anti-gay sites. It wasn't about treason but Pastor Tom Vineyard of Windsor Hills Baptist Church cited a New York judge in saying more than half of murders in large cities are committed by gay people. I don't have any ready examples, but I have heard the accusation that gays are obsessed with death before as well.
 
2012-05-11 06:41:43 PM
Thanks, Republicans, for making sure this woman continues having the freedom to refuse to take her brain pills.
 
2012-05-11 06:42:07 PM

FishStampede: By who?


Top. Men.
 
2012-05-11 06:44:29 PM
The guy sitting behind Facepalm guy was pretty funny too. He almost managed to keep a straight face through the whole rant, but then lost it at 4:42 when she said "a wedding dress is for a woman, not for a man". Through the whole video I just kept looking at him wondering if he was going to crack, and sure enough, he finally did.
 
2012-05-11 06:45:25 PM
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2012-05-11 06:46:44 PM
I wish to point out that she had a carefully written and timed oration. She maxed out her 5 minutes (typical time limit for public comment in city council meetings)...this means she edited this, revised it, parsed it down and carefully practiced it. This is a result of a lot of time and thought. And this is the best she came up with. I weep that i will never know the brilliance of her first draft...written in her own feces that went on for hundreds of pages.

And this is what conservative tea baggers really believe.
 
2012-05-11 06:46:51 PM
But remember: Gay folks shouldn't be able to adopt and raise kids, and this old fark was able to.
 
2012-05-11 06:47:08 PM
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2012-05-11 06:47:16 PM

Cyberluddite: Last Man on Earth: On further viewing, it gets even weirder. Just listen to her style of speech: It's completely monotone, as if she'd never seen the words before, and at several points, she even has to sound the words out. These aren't cue cards she made for herself, I think somebody actually wrote this as a speech for her. As bad as it is to read that and never realize how crazy it is, somebody else out there actually wrote it and went "Yeah, that sounds nice and persuasive!"

I'm sure she wrote the speech, but she's just an average person doing her best with public speaking, and she isn't so smooth and polished like your turtle-f*cker-loving little lib hero Barry Teleprompter Fartbongo! She's just an honest, ordinary, god-fearing, patriotic citizen, so cut her some slack!


How about we cut her a nice thick slice of Chloropromazine?
 
2012-05-11 06:47:56 PM

Ned Stark: 4 solid bites = 1 point??

There is some serious inflation in the troll market.

Such is the Obama economy.


Ok, I can take you off my watchlist now. I figured you for a derping fool from your 0riginal p0$t.
 
2012-05-11 06:47:58 PM

El Morro: I don't find mental illness funny. I never have.

But dammit, that was something to see. The guy in the back was cracking me up, but I found myself wanting to go on for another 20 minutes, just to hear what she was going to say next.


This isn't mental illness. It's just good old prejudice. To say she was mentally ill absolves her of these terrible views.
 
2012-05-11 06:49:40 PM
Always to try this -
 
2012-05-11 06:51:12 PM
Again, what makes anyone on Fark think this is crazy speech? This is simply a polite Republican woman in a hat saying what Peter Duesberg has been saying, incorrectly, for years. Link What about this particular speech is so different from the mainstream Republican position?
 
2012-05-11 06:51:23 PM
I really want to meet the guy who was sitting behind this stupid biatch - he was enjoying himself.
 
2012-05-11 06:53:04 PM

Whatthefark: She's nuttier than squirrel shiat in Jimmy Carter's farm.


She's more jacked up than a double wide on a flood plane.

/this thread is officially now about Texasisms
 
2012-05-11 06:53:37 PM
Can someone google something like "Gay agenda behind tv show wipeout"? I am really curious about where she is getting this from, did she make it up or is like World Net Daily running articles about it? I don't want to Google too deep into that from work

/Seriously? Wipeout?
 
2012-05-11 06:53:46 PM

JerseyTim: This might be the best video I've ever watched. The guy in the back really makes it.


If I were him I would have completely LOST it after she said the thing about schoolboys being molested by their gay teachers because they don't have AIDS yet.

By far the funniest thing I've seen in quite some time.
 
2012-05-11 06:54:26 PM

Tarl3k: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 336x448]


WTF was that all about Tarl3K? FARK that was just,, I don't even,,, myself.
 
2012-05-11 06:55:06 PM
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2012-05-11 06:56:32 PM
I'm getting a little worried. I'm reading some other threads and all of the looney comments sound like they're coming out of No More Sepsis or Homicide Lady. Does that mental image make playing on the Politics tab easier or harder?
 
2012-05-11 06:57:38 PM

saintstryfe: El Morro: I don't find mental illness funny. I never have.

But dammit, that was something to see. The guy in the back was cracking me up, but I found myself wanting to go on for another 20 minutes, just to hear what she was going to say next.

This isn't mental illness. It's just good old prejudice. To say she was mentally ill absolves her of these terrible views.


Nope,. she's just timecube level crazy, and a sad reminder of our culture's lack of understanding for mental health issues.
http://crazyblueprotestinglady.blogspot.com/
 
2012-05-11 06:58:10 PM

SnakeLee: I don't want to Google too deep into that from work


Don't bother. Like someone pointed out earlier it's a word salad, she can't string thoughts together cohesively, like many farkers, poor souls. giggle.
She has heard and read and thought about ideas that come out in gibberish.
The sad part, broken down into it's fundamental message is very similar to the Xtian RW mantra.
 
2012-05-11 06:59:09 PM

gimmegimme: Does that mental image make playing on the Politics tab easier or harder?


More entertaining I'd say.
 
2012-05-11 07:01:44 PM

Endrick: saintstryfe: El Morro: I don't find mental illness funny. I never have.

But dammit, that was something to see. The guy in the back was cracking me up, but I found myself wanting to go on for another 20 minutes, just to hear what she was going to say next.

This isn't mental illness. It's just good old prejudice. To say she was mentally ill absolves her of these terrible views.

Nope,. she's just timecube level crazy, and a sad reminder of our culture's lack of understanding for mental health issues.
http://crazyblueprotestinglady.blogspot.com/


First they came for the timecube-level crazies and I said nothing because I wasn't that insane...

Then they came for the Tea Party and I said nothing because I have critical thinking skills...

Then they came for the Republicans and I said nothing because I wanted America to prosper...


After that, everything was pretty groovy.

SPOILER:

We get hoverboards, manned space missions and health care.
 
2012-05-11 07:02:39 PM
Back in my college days in the late 80's I interned for Multivision Cable who provided City Council feed for two cities. Every City Council meeting has their regular crazy gadfly who uses their public minutes to rant about UN conspiracies, black helicopters flying over their home, fluorite in the water supply, or in this case gays doing something with the soil. Thank gawd for the internets so these people can bless the rest of us with their lulz.
 
2012-05-11 07:03:21 PM

TheEdibleSnuggie: JerseyTim: This might be the best video I've ever watched. The guy in the back really makes it.

If I were him I would have completely LOST it after she said the thing about schoolboys being molested by their gay teachers because they don't have AIDS yet.

By far the funniest thing I've seen in quite some time.


Yeah, I really feel like I should outraged and offended by this, but it's so thoroughly batsh-t insane that I laugh. It's like listening to an Alex Jones rant. You can't take it seriously.
 
2012-05-11 07:04:17 PM

smeegle: gimmegimme: Does that mental image make playing on the Politics tab easier or harder?

More entertaining I'd say.


Especially if you imagine combining the audio from her speech with the video from Nicholson's "you can't handle the truth!!" scene.
 
2012-05-11 07:04:38 PM

Fart_Machine: crazy gadfly


Oh I so love to read your posts, they are always filled with these two letter gems.
 
2012-05-11 07:05:59 PM

smeegle: gimmegimme: Does that mental image make playing on the Politics tab easier or harder?

More entertaining I'd say.


i think we've found skinnyhead's mother
 
2012-05-11 07:08:12 PM

apoptotic: with the video from Nicholson's "you can't handle the truth!!" scene.


Brilliant, that would be epic.
"You can't handle the- orgier, orgier, homici ci-ci-der, boom TRUTH
 
2012-05-11 07:09:07 PM
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