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		Crazy lady at Lincoln City Council gives the craziest anti-gay rant that has ever crazied. Luckily, it was caught on video (gawker.com)		433
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dualplains		2012-05-11 05:42:51 PM

Diogenes: FlashHarry: short-listed for romney's VP?

I was thinking Sec. of HHS. She clearly has a mastery of biology.

As well as sociology, theology and PhDs in homiciderology AND homicideronomy,

Brytanica1		2012-05-11 05:43:06 PM

Diogenes: smeegle: anus licking causes sepsis.

LOL oh man.

Hey, you joke. But I pop Cipro like whores pop birth control pills.

Do your tricks all have some kind of barbed demon tongue?

LabGrrl		2012-05-11 05:43:49 PM

As a bisexual, and therefore guaranteed to go insane, I'm really getting a HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Diogenes		2012-05-11 05:44:25 PM

Brytanica1: Diogenes: smeegle: anus licking causes sepsis.

LOL oh man.

Hey, you joke. But I pop Cipro like whores pop birth control pills.

Do your tricks all have some kind of barbed demon tongue?

The fun ones.

elffster		2012-05-11 05:44:47 PM

Ok so, lets review...is this...

Meow or 9beers?

That is the funniest derp every caught on video, imo.

kungfu jesus with a side of lime		2012-05-11 05:44:52 PM

anus licking causes sepsis...
/that was when i came

sprawl15		2012-05-11 05:45:48 PM

Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to Gabby Johnson for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

Cyberluddite		2012-05-11 05:45:53 PM

Last Man on Earth: On further viewing, it gets even weirder. Just listen to her style of speech: It's completely monotone, as if she'd never seen the words before, and at several points, she even has to sound the words out. These aren't cue cards she made for herself, I think somebody actually wrote this as a speech for her. As bad as it is to read that and never realize how crazy it is, somebody else out there actually wrote it and went "Yeah, that sounds nice and persuasive!"

I'm sure she wrote the speech, but she's just an average person doing her best with public speaking, and she isn't so smooth and polished like your turtle-f*cker-loving little lib hero Barry Teleprompter Fartbongo! She's just an honest, ordinary, god-fearing, patriotic citizen, so cut her some slack!

Coelacanth		2012-05-11 05:46:04 PM

Somebody tell Victoria Jackson a challenger has appeared!

DeltaPunch		2012-05-11 05:46:25 PM

Is she crazy?!? I mean, "orgier" isn't even a real word!

gimmegimme		2012-05-11 05:47:14 PM

Cyberluddite: Last Man on Earth: On further viewing, it gets even weirder. Just listen to her style of speech: It's completely monotone, as if she'd never seen the words before, and at several points, she even has to sound the words out. These aren't cue cards she made for herself, I think somebody actually wrote this as a speech for her. As bad as it is to read that and never realize how crazy it is, somebody else out there actually wrote it and went "Yeah, that sounds nice and persuasive!"

I'm sure she wrote the speech, but she's just an average person doing her best with public speaking, and she isn't so smooth and polished like your turtle-f*cker-loving little lib hero Barry Teleprompter Fartbongo! She's just an honest, ordinary, god-fearing, patriotic citizen, so cut her some slack!

It looked like she had a crazy person notebook filled with her manifesto. We need to get a copy of that notebook.

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-11 05:48:22 PM

DeltaPunch: "orgier" isn't even a real word!

It is now!

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-11 05:48:57 PM

gimmegimme: We need to get a copy of that notebook.

It needs to be examined by top men.

DeArmondVI		2012-05-11 05:49:49 PM

Krymson Tyde: SnakeLee: gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?

I think it's Skinnyhead

Yeah, it's skinnyhead.

IDEA!

We can add to the canon of "Deep thoughts with Skinnyhead" pics by using one of the better stills from the video, preferably one with either laughter or epic facepalm from the homicider sympathizer behind her.

Notabunny		2012-05-11 05:49:59 PM

DeltaPunch: Is she crazy?!? I mean, "orgier" isn't even a real word!

You misunderestimate her

El Morro		2012-05-11 05:50:18 PM

I don't find mental illness funny. I never have.

But dammit, that was something to see. The guy in the back was cracking me up, but I found myself wanting to go on for another 20 minutes, just to hear what she was going to say next.

choo		2012-05-11 05:51:05 PM

DeArmondVI: Krymson Tyde: SnakeLee: gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

IDEA!

We can add to the canon of "Deep thoughts with Skinnyhead" pics by using one of the better stills from the video, preferably one with either laughter or epic facepalm from the homicider sympathizer behind her.

How about Deep Thoughts with Skinnyhead's Mom?

colon_pow		2012-05-11 05:52:25 PM

please sign me up for her newsletter.
she is a fount of hitherto unknown information.
thank you.

Mavent		2012-05-11 05:53:18 PM

The sad thing is that she's really not any different from your average Republican. She's just saying aloud what most of them only dare to say anonymously on message boards.

Diogenes		2012-05-11 05:54:00 PM

colon_pow: please sign me up for her newsletter.
she is a fount of hitherto unknown information.
thank you.

Don't make me sepsis you!

DeArmondVI		2012-05-11 05:54:15 PM

choo: DeArmondVI: Krymson Tyde: SnakeLee: gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

IDEA!

We can add to the canon of "Deep thoughts with Skinnyhead" pics by using one of the better stills from the video, preferably one with either laughter or epic facepalm from the homicider sympathizer behind her.

How about Deep Thoughts with Skinnyhead's Mom?

I'm down with that.

Diogenes		2012-05-11 05:54:45 PM

Mavent: The sad thing is that she's really not any different from your average Republican. She's just saying aloud what most of them only dare to say anonymously on message boards.

I could totally believe Michelle Bachmann and Rick Santorum believe all of it. To the letter.

DeaH		2012-05-11 05:56:32 PM

Typical Anti-gay Activist: Gay people are disease-ridden promiscuous people who live an unnatural life-style.

Gay couple: We want to get married, be monogamous, and raise a family.

Typical Anti-gay Activist: No, because gay people are disease-ridden, promiscuous people who live an unnatural life-style. Aren't you paying attention?

Notabunny		2012-05-11 05:57:02 PM

Anus licking causes sepsis!

numbone		2012-05-11 05:57:27 PM

Impressed by the way she filled her allotted time.

paidhima		2012-05-11 05:57:31 PM

Thirty seconds into that clip I started listening for the titles of Rush songs.

heap		2012-05-11 05:57:45 PM

some people use sepsis, i prefer syrup.

Thrag		2012-05-11 05:58:54 PM

That is some of the purest high grade crazy I've seen in a long time. Please tell me she has a blog somewhere.

Zik-Zak		2012-05-11 05:59:30 PM

Oh balls, it's the blue-coat lady.

Rev. Skarekroe		2012-05-11 06:00:29 PM

numbone: Impressed by the way she filled her allotted time.

Excellent point.
She must've practiced at home with a stopwatch.

sprawl15		2012-05-11 06:01:14 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: numbone: Impressed by the way she filled her allotted time.

Excellent point.
She must've practiced at home with a stopwatch.

Her cats timed her.

Bag of Hammers		2012-05-11 06:01:20 PM

How are her talking points any less or more crazy than any other homophobes anti-gay marriage rants?

paidhima		2012-05-11 06:01:35 PM

Thrag: That is some of the purest high grade crazy I've seen in a long time. Please tell me she has a blog somewhere.

Forget the blog, that woman needs to take her shiat to Broadway. I want to see her inevitable Tony award acceptance speech.

yelmrog		2012-05-11 06:02:12 PM

Apparently the Time Cube guy writes her speeches.

Emposter		2012-05-11 06:04:03 PM

FTFA If you aren't sure how to react to this vile dross, check out the dude behind Skrovota for a step-by-step guide.

That guy was great. Stole the show, IMO.

smeegle		2012-05-11 06:06:47 PM

sprawl15: Her cats timed her

Cracked me up with that one. Can you picture the cartoon?

Minus1Kelvin		2012-05-11 06:07:40 PM

Homicider -- the crisp malt beverage made with only the finest gay apples.

/enjoy Homocider responsibly...

Bathia_Mapes		2012-05-11 06:08:11 PM

lockers: Huh, so we shiatcanned the last thread so the totalfarkers could all wank on the thread first. What's next, a link to a tweet?

The other thread got pulled because it was a repeat. This thread was greenlit first.

Empty Matchbook		2012-05-11 06:08:14 PM

The pain from my jaw hitting the floor is indescribable! I cannot even...this woman is like the avatar of Poe's Law. Like I know she looks old, but I think she came into existence around five years ago to LITERALLY personify Poe's Law.

Thrag		2012-05-11 06:08:30 PM

paidhima: Thrag: That is some of the purest high grade crazy I've seen in a long time. Please tell me she has a blog somewhere.

Forget the blog, that woman needs to take her shiat to Broadway. I want to see her inevitable Tony award acceptance speech.

It could be the conservative answer to "The Vagina Monologues". Brilliant!

Bathia_Mapes		2012-05-11 06:09:33 PM

Alphax: To watch, or not To watch? That is the question..

Watch, just for the dude seated directly behind the crazy lady.

Minus1Kelvin		2012-05-11 06:10:07 PM

GD autocorrect messin jokes up...

gimmegimme		2012-05-11 06:10:45 PM

HeartBurnKid		2012-05-11 06:11:56 PM

gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?

I think we finally found Cup_O_Jo in real life.

/she does always say she's disabled, right?

Thrag		2012-05-11 06:12:02 PM

emotion_lotion: How does room stay so silent?

I would be laughing my ass off if I was there.

I'd be standing up and asking if there were a doctor in the house. At first it sounds like she's stroking out.

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-11 06:13:21 PM

Thrag: I'd be standing up and asking if there were a doctor in the house. At first it sounds like she's stroking out.

I'd be thinking "I can't wait to get home and get on Fark, no one is gonna believe what I'm hearing"

pippi longstocking		2012-05-11 06:13:33 PM

Why aren't people laughing? Are they just as stupid? Because I don't care where I am, if I hear such stupidity I would be ROFL LMFAO!

WhyteRaven74		2012-05-11 06:14:29 PM

pippi longstocking: Why aren't people laughing? Are they just as stupid? Because I don't care where I am, if I hear such stupidity I would be ROFL LMFAO!

I think they're just stunned and their minds can't process what they're hearing.