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2012-05-11 05:15:02 PM
"Gays are the bioethic genocidals in hospitals"

I would like to see into this woman's mind for just five minutes. I'd probably end up tearing my eyes out of their sockets, but I want to see what's going on in there, where all this is coming from. Staring into the abyss, and all that.
 
2012-05-11 05:15:30 PM

gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?


I don't think I could stay character that long.
 
2012-05-11 05:16:33 PM

gimmegimme: Are you in here right now, lady?


Huh, where is Meow Said the Dog.....
 
2012-05-11 05:16:36 PM

One Bad Apple: I really feel bad for the poor slob with perhaps a legitimate issue that had to follow that act.


Jesus - can you imagine? "Uhh - hello. My name....my name is , uh...Brad Johnson, and, uhhh.... I wanted to speak to the council....about.......oh, f**k it. I can't do this!"
 
2012-05-11 05:16:51 PM

SnakeLee: Also wait, she is saying that the TV show Wipeout is a conspiracy by the gays to injure straight people? That is priceless! Does she picture a gay dude in an office somewhere going, "yes, that's right, jump off rhythm! we'll get you one at a time you stupid heteros! mwa ha ha ha ha!"


Is THAT what show she was talking about? Holy Christ, she lost me there. Damn shame about that show, if it wasn't for all the super slo-mo replays and the stupid commentary, I would actually watch it. The obstacle courses themselves look like a total blast, I'd just have to assassinate the hosts and anyone in the editing bay first.
 
2012-05-11 05:16:56 PM

gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?


In starts with "W" and ends with "interwhile."
 
2012-05-11 05:16:56 PM

gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?


I think it's Skinnyhead
 
2012-05-11 05:17:03 PM
Mother of God. Wow....
 
2012-05-11 05:17:56 PM

Ned Stark: A lot of libs here raining abuse on some poor lady just for daring to disagree with their relentless regressivism.

So, who's waging a war on women now?



Weak sauce. 1/10
 
2012-05-11 05:17:59 PM

Nobodyn0se: gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?

In starts with "W" and ends with "interwhile."


Simulpost! I think that's my first ever that I've noticed


Mikey1969: Is THAT what show she was talking about? Holy Christ, she lost me there. Damn shame about that show, if it wasn't for all the super slo-mo replays and the stupid commentary, I would actually watch it. The obstacle courses themselves look like a total blast, I'd just have to assassinate the hosts and anyone in the editing bay first.


I am almost positive it is Wipeout. She is insane
 
2012-05-11 05:18:05 PM

imontheinternet: "Gays are the bioethic genocidals in hospitals"

I would like to see into this woman's mind for just five minutes. I'd probably end up tearing my eyes out of their sockets, but I want to see what's going on in there, where all this is coming from. Staring into the abyss, and all that.


I dunno why, but the soda I was drinking nearly ended up all over my monitor.
 
2012-05-11 05:18:13 PM

imontheinternet: "Gays are the bioethic genocidals in hospitals"

I would like to see into this woman's mind for just five minutes. I'd probably end up tearing my eyes out of their sockets, but I want to see what's going on in there, where all this is coming from. Staring into the abyss, and all that.


Oh, it's really much simpler than we're making it. But I do love the lulz we're getting out of it.

As I said and InmanRoshi agrees, this is not new stuff. I'm assuming she gathered a heap of derp from conservative radio and like sources and assembled it into a pile of nonsense because she has no earthly clue about any of it. Hence, the appearance of insanity.
 
2012-05-11 05:19:26 PM

Walker: Facepalm at 30 seconds is epic.


I liked how the teeny lady next to that dude finally woke up at about 3:30(80% of treason before the year 2000 was Gays), and leaned over to seemingly ask him if her meds were making weird words come out of that woman's mouth or if she had really just heard that correctly.
 
2012-05-11 05:20:07 PM
Day. Um.

/The guy just makes it.
//Though I have to say I really hope she gets on better meds soon.
 
2012-05-11 05:20:46 PM
towleroad.typepad.com
 
2012-05-11 05:20:47 PM

Spaztictacular: Someone actually already had a blog up about this woman's rants:

Crazy Blue Protesting Lady


Aaaaannnnddd I can't read about it because my work blocks photobucket. What do they expect from me?
 
2012-05-11 05:21:57 PM

Cyberluddite: lockers: Huh, so we shiatcanned the last thread so the totalfarkers could all wank on the thread first. What's next, a link to a tweet?

Wait, are you accusing the admins of being thread homiciders?


I was thinking more that totalfarkers are whiney. What you said is probably true too.
 
2012-05-11 05:22:03 PM
Meh, it's no less stupid than other attempts to justify denying other people their civil rights I've heard and in retrospect I'mma givin her style points on her hat selection here.

Think about it.

She knows she's going into a public meeting to herp her most epic derp and needs to be taken as seriously as possible so she goes to her closet and says to herself...

"What do I have in here that will make me look like Gilligan?".

/Complete the look.
 
2012-05-11 05:22:08 PM

FuturePastNow: I wasn't going to watch it, but I did, to see facepalm guy.

To any old idiots reading this: that guy represents younger people everywhere. His reactions to her demonstrate how we feel about your attempts to regulate social mores.

In the end, we're gonna win.


I'm older than 95% of Farkers, and if I had been sitting in that guy's spot I would've facepalmed so hard that I would've given myself whiplash. While it's true that most younger people--even conservative ones--think that gay and straight people should have equal rights, don't fool yourself into thinking that young people have a monopoly on that view, because a huge number of older people think that too. In fact, the only people I personally know who are rabid gay-haters (a small sample size, admittedly) are not old people, though they do happen to be Mormons or other fundamentalist Christians.

While it's true that all homophobes seem to be old farts and/or fundies, it's certainly not true that all old farts and/or fundies are homophobes.
 
2012-05-11 05:22:13 PM

Diogenes: I don't think she's mentally ill at all. I've heard all this stuff before.

Perhaps not assembled into such colorful tapestry of WTF? but the individual bits? Totally.


That's the thing about insane people, though. Their individual words and phrases make sense, but they aren't strung together right. Did you notice how she could not transition one sentence to the next, much less build from one idea to the next. All she could do was was blurt out basic subjects and verbs. It was as if English is not her native language, except it is. Her brain just can't work with it in any kind of normal, intelligent way. Kinda Palinesque, but way more crazy.
 
2012-05-11 05:22:37 PM
How does room stay so silent?

I would be laughing my ass off if I was there.
 
2012-05-11 05:22:49 PM

gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?


EnviroDude
 
2012-05-11 05:23:46 PM

JusticeandIndependence: Spaztictacular: Someone actually already had a blog up about this woman's rants:

Crazy Blue Protesting Lady

Aaaaannnnddd I can't read about it because my work blocks photobucket. What do they expect from me?


TFA gives us a nice sampling:

"P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he'll be a fatality or a homicider..."

"A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don't have AIDS yet..."

"Hillary Clinton's roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms... A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay."

"Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus' kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!"
 
2012-05-11 05:23:57 PM

imontheinternet: "Gays are the bioethic genocidals in hospitals"

I would like to see into this woman's mind for just five minutes. I'd probably end up tearing my eyes out of their sockets, but I want to see what's going on in there, where all this is coming from. Staring into the abyss, and all that.




www.thesacredfeminine.com

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-11 05:24:37 PM

someonelse: Her brain just can't work with it in any kind of normal, intelligent way. Kinda Palinesque, but way more crazy.


At first I thought she was just this elderly gal reading something that someone else wrote. In reality she might be reading what one of her other selves wrote.
 
2012-05-11 05:24:44 PM
Crazy Blue Protestin' Lady gives me the weirdest boner.

So I stood up and tole that crazy blue protestin' lady, the only five letters I need to know are P-E-N-I-S

/i got nuthin
 
2012-05-11 05:25:29 PM
Okay. If I'd been there, I would have had to interrupt and ask if we could hear from a sane person instead. Either that, or flee the room.
 
2012-05-11 05:26:35 PM
fark it!

I am subscribing to her newsletter, I need the LULZ.
 
2012-05-11 05:27:06 PM
Didn't this lady run for Senate in Nevada?
 
2012-05-11 05:28:20 PM
On further viewing, it gets even weirder. Just listen to her style of speech: It's completely monotone, as if she'd never seen the words before, and at several points, she even has to sound the words out. These aren't cue cards she made for herself, I think somebody actually wrote this as a speech for her. As bad as it is to read that and never realize how crazy it is, somebody else out there actually wrote it and went "Yeah, that sounds nice and persuasive!"
 
2012-05-11 05:28:20 PM
Well, I think we all know what we have to do. It is incumbent upon us to befriend this woman and to urge her to run for public office. She is the Chosen One, the sole human being who can out-crazy the Tea Party.

She's like Neo, except with blue hair and insane.
 
2012-05-11 05:28:21 PM

SnakeLee: gimmegimme: But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?

I think it's Skinnyhead


Yeah, it's skinnyhead.
 
2012-05-11 05:29:16 PM
I'm beginning to think I was lucky to have missed out on that one. I was only able to stay for the first two-and-a-half hours of the council meeting without putting myself in danger of missing my ride home, and the crazy, poorly organized antigay rants I did hear there were torture enough. About an hour in, I was drawing pictures of kittens all over my copy of the meeting agenda just to have my attention on something that wouldn't make me angry.
 
2012-05-11 05:29:17 PM
Someone go to Madison WI and find Scanner Dan and introduce her to this lady, and watch her reaction when his lack of ability to register social cues and thus filter his reactions causes him to curse her out.
 
2012-05-11 05:29:26 PM
I think we just found the GOP's candidate for vice-president.
 
2012-05-11 05:29:54 PM
4 solid bites = 1 point??

There is some serious inflation in the troll market.

Such is the Obama economy.
 
2012-05-11 05:30:06 PM
We have one of our own off kilter gals in my town. She dresses like anun but never made it through the Nun thingy program. She did receive a reward for, get this, Most Successful Retarded Person.
I kid you not. Yes they used the word "Retarded" and put it right on the plaque.

"In My Little Town"
 
2012-05-11 05:30:14 PM

Spaztictacular: Someone actually already had a blog up about this woman's rants:

Crazy Blue Protesting Lady


Oh my God. Her flyers ... They are so crazy. It's remarkably similar to Time Cube. The language is constructed in the same weird way.

/ thankful for correct brain chemistry
 
2012-05-11 05:30:38 PM

FuturePastNow: JerseyTim: This might be the best video I've ever watched. The guy in the back really makes it.

Rincewind53: I farking love the facepalms the guy behind her is doing.

I wasn't going to watch it, but I did, to see facepalm guy.

To any old idiots reading this: that guy represents younger people everywhere. His reactions to her demonstrate how we feel about your attempts to regulate social mores.

In the end, we're gonna win.



We've already won. Each subsequent generation cares less and less about their silly old fears and prejudices. Unfortunately, there are still plenty of backwards-thinking fools left, who are in denial of this.
 
2012-05-11 05:32:55 PM
The reactions from the young guy are the only part that make this less painful than Vogon poetry.
 
2012-05-11 05:33:48 PM

Ned Stark: A lot of libs here raining abuse on some poor lady just for daring to disagree with their relentless regressivism.

So, who's waging a war on women now?


Ooh, I think this one's a beauty.
It's like the tallest dandy-lion.
 
2012-05-11 05:35:54 PM

gimmegimme: Well, I think we all know what we have to do. It is incumbent upon us to befriend this woman and to urge her to run for public office. She is the Chosen One, the sole human being who can out-crazy the Tea Party.

She's like Neo, except with blue hair and insane.


She is the Alpha and the Omega of the Derp Continuum. In her wake, all other derp is cast aside in its impotence and futility. Before her, all logic is reduced to ashes, and all arguments laid waste.

Crazy Old Bigot Lady is the harbinger of our doom. The Derp spiral she has set in motion shall consume us all.
 
2012-05-11 05:36:47 PM

Ned Stark: 4 solid bites = 1 point??

There is some serious inflation in the troll market.

Such is the Obama economy.


FWIW, I thought it was very nicely done, and I would've awarded a much higher point score if I had been judging.
 
2012-05-11 05:37:05 PM
I think her points were more logical and sane than "If we allow two consenting gay adults to marry, then we'll have to let people marry dogs".
 
2012-05-11 05:37:19 PM

Spaztictacular: Someone actually already had a blog up about this woman's rants:

Crazy Blue Protesting Lady


Too bad his Photobucket is farked.
 
2012-05-11 05:38:34 PM
The dude's face at 4:57 is priceless.
 
2012-05-11 05:40:06 PM
Speaking of schizophrenic Lincolnites, is the crazy preacher with the 12 foot cross still around?
 
2012-05-11 05:41:20 PM
Someone give that woman a Twitter account!

/Whar facepalm gif? Whar!?
 
2012-05-11 05:42:38 PM
She's nuttier than squirrel shiat in Jimmy Carter's farm.
 
2012-05-11 05:42:43 PM
Grandpa Simpson is watching this and saying to himself, "I've really got to step up my game."
 
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