Someone needs to autotune this.

You mock her shows her understanding denied. You are educated evil.

A lot of libs here raining abuse on some poor lady just for daring to disagree with their relentless regressivism.

So, who's waging a war on women now?

I don't find people with mental problems all that funny, unless they're politicians or clergy.
Then they're hilarious.

This woman is just sad.

I am uncertain that "rant" is an accurate description of the woman's statements. "Word salad" may be a more accurate descriptor.

All aboard!! ALL ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN!!!


/CHOO CHOO!!!!

My favorite is the guy's reaction at 2:35

Classic.

Ok.... I like the part about jesus being celibate and judas being a 'homo' because he kissed him. If that was true, wouldn't jesus be gay for not resisting the kiss? Wait, why am I thinking this much about a schizo's ramblings....

That was the best internet video to date. I can't even begin to list the things that made that awesome.

It's a homophobic Time Cube!

/Really, that's some high quality derp!

The only thing funnier than this video was one of the comments on YouTube:

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This is my favorite TED Talk.

^{happierman 13 minutes ago}

/I'm still LOLing at that

anus licking causes sepsis.

LOL oh man.

What a Nebraska Lady might look like:



/KALEY CUOCO REDLIT POWERS ACTIVATE!

Please God let the Gregory Brothers autotune this into a song.

/no Judas homo

Ned Stark: A lot of libs here raining abuse on some poor lady just for daring to disagree with their relentless regressivism.

So, who's waging a war on women now?

Sand, get it out.

I watched that and thought to myself that I should post a link to it on Fark, not realizing that Fark had already linked me to the video.

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She was right about Judas, though.

Cyberluddite: And, of course, while this dipshiat's "marriage is for procreation only" argument is so stupid it could be instantly shot down by anybody with an IQ higher than shower mold, don't forget that this is basically the entire basis of the Prop 8 proponent's claim in the Ninth Circuit case that Prop 8 was constitutional.

Iirc, it was also the reason that the Washington State Supreme Court used to nix same sex marriage a few years ago, but, much like a newt, we got better.

The real question is: Who has a transcript?

smeegle: anus licking causes sepsis.

LOL oh man.

Somebody in her life must have had one helluva tongue. Maybe the loss is what drove her crazy.

/RIP sepsis homicider as he turns into a corpse

Ned Stark: A lot of libs here raining abuse on some poor lady just for daring to disagree with their relentless regressivism.

So, who's waging a war on women now?

You have got to be kidding. Did you fail to notice that she is a well known mentally ill person that frequents the campus at Lincoln? And now you should be realizing that your views are completely in line with said insane individual. When you see someone pushing a cart down an alley talking to himself, is it common that you find your self actually saying, "yeah man, that makes sense - you're a genius. Satan did invent toothbrushes"?

You should be embarrassed, but you might actually be too stupid to know it.

That woman is mentally ill. Like... legit needs meds or heavier doses of the ones she's already on.

Daraymann: The real question is: Who has a transcript?

Goog question. Maybe they are still trying to figure out the proper spelling of all those nifty words.

Ned Stark: A lot of libs here raining abuse on some poor lady just for daring to disagree with their relentless regressivism.

So, who's waging a war on women now?

You are confused. I am not accurately described as a "lib", and the attacks upon the woman are part of a war on mentally ill individuals, not upon women.

If you're not with her in condeming gay marriage, you're against her.

Who's with her? Mitt? Okay who else?

SnakeLee: I um, did something similar to my girlfriend recently and it only took a week for it to heal up. She's totally fine now, she certainly didn't need antibiotics and I think you'd have to rupture the stomach to give her sepsis, not that I wasn't trying.


My tiny penis fits snugly in my girlfriends anus.
/like a silkworm in a cocoon.

smeegle: anus licking causes sepsis.

LOL oh man.

Eat da Poo-Poo!

Link NSFW - Language

Spaztictacular: That woman is mentally ill. Like... legit needs meds or heavier doses of the ones she's already on.

How dare you ad hominem the Republian Base.

JerseyTim: This might be the best video I've ever watched. The guy in the back really makes it.

Rincewind53: I farking love the facepalms the guy behind her is doing.

I wasn't going to watch it, but I did, to see facepalm guy.

To any old idiots reading this: that guy represents younger people everywhere. His reactions to her demonstrate how we feel about your attempts to regulate social mores.

In the end, we're gonna win.

LarryDan43: If you're not with her in condeming gay marriage, you're against her.

Who's with her? Mitt? Okay who else?

She's definitely got Santorum behind her.

Diogenes: Hey, you joke. But I pop Cipro like whores pop birth control pills.

It's just that whole meme quality to it. Like, Penis goes where?

Cipro for the Lick Pro? :P

THIS is why we need Obama's death panels.

Holy fark.........

But seriously, guys. What's her Fark handle?

Are you in here right now, lady?

Diogenes: I don't think she's mentally ill at all. I've heard all this stuff before.

Perhaps not assembled into such colorful tapestry of WTF? but the individual bits? Totally.

Yep. Drive through the bible belt, and what she's saying can be heard on pretty much any talk radio dial.

Someone actually already had a blog up about this woman's rants:

Crazy Blue Protesting Lady

Tigger: kronicfeld: She is probably actually mentally ill. Sad.

Raging paranoid schizophrenia.

(they always seem to wear odd hats too).

Schizos wear lots of clothing - they are always cold. It's an actual physiological effect of their effed-up brain chemistry.

I guess we do get some entertainment value in exchange for our poor system of health care.