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(Fox News)   Japan is experiencing reverse Idiocracy. EVERYBODY PANIC   (foxnews.com) divider line 254
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2012-05-11 01:50:07 PM
Because 50-ish years of data can project something that's going to happen in friggin' 3011?
 
2012-05-11 01:53:43 PM
I see these Japanese researchers went to the xkcd school of extrapolation.

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2012-05-11 01:54:05 PM
That's the stupidest frickin' argument I've ever heard. Declining population means the entire human race will voluntarily die out! Oh no!
 
2012-05-11 02:06:03 PM
If that wasn't bad enough, young Japanese people are also, it seems, increasingly not interested in sex.




Well, there it is.
 
2012-05-11 02:27:54 PM
FTA: Another argument is that there are more effeminate men now called "Herbivores" there who are either not interested in sex or women don't find masculine enough.

Sooo, the women are no longer interested in sexing with the LOCAL males?

My time has come. ^_^
 
2012-05-11 03:18:07 PM
Captain Steroid: FTA: Another argument is that there are more effeminate men now called "Herbivores" there who are either not interested in sex or women don't find masculine enough.

Sooo, the women are no longer interested in sexing with the LOCAL males?

My time has come. ^_^


I prefer koreans, but I'll oblige if a japanese cutie wants to have my babies.
 
2012-05-11 03:20:55 PM
Can't they import some from China?
 
2012-05-11 04:09:53 PM
downstairs: Because 50-ish years of data can project something that's going to happen in friggin' 3011?

It works for Global Warming/Cooling/Change proponents
 
2012-05-11 04:10:42 PM
namegoeshere: Can't they import some from China?

Yes, but... one-child rule.
 
2012-05-11 04:10:49 PM
Hari Seldon would be proud.
 
2012-05-11 04:11:19 PM
So if you do the mathematics, as they did, then the country will have no children within a millennium.

If you do the mathematics, as I did, then you buy me a burrito.
 
2012-05-11 04:11:31 PM
They can have my babies.

Assuming they want a middle aged, hairy, semi-useless, socially awkward, perverted, white guys baby.
 
2012-05-11 04:11:40 PM
I will do my part by offering to put babies in any woman that finished stage 1 in any of the Ku No Ichi competitions.

If they finished stage 2, I will even try to make the impregnation a pleasant experience for them.
 
2012-05-11 04:12:18 PM
dude...it's all the tentacle pron and used undies in vending machines. it's numbing their instincts.
 
2012-05-11 04:12:39 PM
I blame teh tentacle pr0n.
 
2012-05-11 04:13:15 PM
Is this some kind of sterility problem brought on by pixelated genitals?
 
2012-05-11 04:13:27 PM
Yeah, we already discussed this before. I think in the end, all Japanese will either be cyborgs or robots. And before we know it, they'll start looking for Sarah Connor, because they never asked for it.
 
2012-05-11 04:13:33 PM
and really, wouldn't reverse Idiocracy be a good thing? afterall, in teh movie it was the smart people that stopped breeding and the idiots that flooded teh gene pool. the opposite would be good.
 
2012-05-11 04:13:47 PM
namegoeshere


Can't they import some from China?\\

Japan doesn't like imports...NO GAIJIN!!!

/I partially keed...
//love me some Japanese though.
 
2012-05-11 04:14:15 PM
Jake Havechek: If that wasn't bad enough, young Japanese people are also, it seems, increasingly not interested in sex.

Well, there it is.


I figure this is a self-correcting problem. Japan is too crowded anyway, they would do well to have fewer people around. It seems likely that Japan will experience some kind of cultural correction where as a society they get less weird about sex.
 
2012-05-11 04:14:19 PM
Fark Me To Tears: Is this some kind of sterility problem brought on by pixelated genitals?

It's probably all the crying. I wouldn't want to have sex with someone who is crying the entire time either.
 
2012-05-11 04:14:34 PM
OK, look, I know it wont be a complete situation since the involvement of my genes would mean any babies born were only half Japanese, but for the greater good I'm willing to volunteer my time and DNA to assist with this crisis.

I do expect to be allowed some discretion as to whom I partner with to help raise the Japanese birth rates though.

/Plenty of hot women in Tokyo
//Still a good number I would rather pass on
 
2012-05-11 04:14:46 PM
ihatedumbpeople: dude...it's all the tentacle pron and used undies in vending machines. it's numbing their instincts.

Heh.

*shakes tiny fist at*
 
2012-05-11 04:14:50 PM
They should try jizzing IN their women

/reproduction, how does it work?
 
2012-05-11 04:15:00 PM
A nation of intelligent people, not having children.

As opposed to the U.S., where stupid people keep growing and growing (both by size and numbers, at that.)
 
2012-05-11 04:16:43 PM
topcon: A nation of intelligent people, not having children.

As opposed to the U.S., where stupid people keep growing and growing (both by size and numbers, at that.)


Wouldn't a post-crisis nation (tsunami and the whole nuclear plant issue) should've caused a rise on boinking per capita?.
 
2012-05-11 04:16:58 PM
JRoo: They can have my babies.

Assuming they want a middle aged, hairy, semi-useless, socially awkward, perverted, white guys baby.


Farkied as ^^
 
2012-05-11 04:17:11 PM
I'm not even going to read such a stupid article.

Japan has 14 million people. It's overcrowded and has been for decades. IMO a population crash would do them some good.
 
2012-05-11 04:17:20 PM
Jake Havechek: If that wasn't bad enough, young Japanese people are also, it seems, increasingly not interested in sex.

Well, there it is.


Yeah...I remembered this part of the article when I read yours:

"Academics from the city of Sendai, which was hit hard by last year's tsunami, calculate there are now 16.6 million children under the age of 14 now in Japan."

So...yeah...there are lots of young people, Japanese or otherwise, not interested in sex. Thank goodness for that, too, otherwise there'd be some pretty damn happy pedos.

/Prolly not what they meant...
 
2012-05-11 04:17:20 PM
mynamebackwards: They should try jizzing IN their women

/reproduction, how does it work?


Good point. If Japanese porn is anything to go by I think they basically manage to jizz in every single place possible (and some places thought previously impossible) other than the right place.
 
2012-05-11 04:17:24 PM
First step is to ban pillow girlfriends. Before then your simply doomed.
 
2012-05-11 04:17:58 PM
the last child to be born there in 3011

If man is still alive
If woman can survive
 
2012-05-11 04:19:04 PM
mynamebackwards: They should try jizzing IN their women

/reproduction, how does it work?


i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-11 04:19:43 PM
lockers: First step is to ban pillow girlfriends. Before then your simply doomed.

And ban sex robots.
 
2012-05-11 04:20:03 PM
Japan's population will shrink until it becomes a pleasent, uncrowded society, and then they'll start having children again. No issue here.

Unless they let in immigrants. Then it will become a crowded third world hellhole.
 
2012-05-11 04:20:33 PM
images4.wikia.nocookie.net
Approves
(I think, that show was convoluted as hell.)
 
2012-05-11 04:21:30 PM
mynamebackwards: They should try jizzing IN their women

/reproduction, how does it work?



If I'd been drinking coffee, I'd need a new keyboard and computer.
 
2012-05-11 04:22:18 PM
At this rate, the Japanese advantage in math will disappear long before their people.
 
2012-05-11 04:23:55 PM
Infertility is caused by pixelating your genitals.
 
2012-05-11 04:24:26 PM
all japanese women are horid looking so its no wonder

cdn.gunaxin.com
 
2012-05-11 04:25:04 PM
What, Japanese women don't want to have sex with or be hitched to a guy working 60 hours a week, going out drinking after work, then coming home and expecting to be waited on, all while she is also working many hours?

It'll balance out as the guys figure a few things out.

//Yes, it may be an unfair stereotype of the working Japanese male, but I've heard worse stories coming from Japanese expats.
 
2012-05-11 04:25:06 PM
CygnusDarius: lockers: First step is to ban pillow girlfriends. Before then your simply doomed.

And ban sex robots.


The generation that sees sex bots will be the last. but it will be one hell of a way to go.
 
2012-05-11 04:26:01 PM
kvinesknows: all japanese women are horid looking so its no wonder

[cdn.gunaxin.com image 560x317]


I suspect it's a trap.

/Ever since Mana
//I am wary
 
2012-05-11 04:26:03 PM
Maybe Japan actually enforced their equal employment legislation and made it less difficult for women to hold onto a job/continue a career after they've popped out a kid, the birth rate might get a little bit of a boost. Just sayin.
 
2012-05-11 04:26:47 PM
Oops, I accidentally a whole word.

/if
 
2012-05-11 04:26:47 PM
mynamebackwards: They should try jizzing IN their women

/reproduction, how does it work?


I laughed.
 
2012-05-11 04:27:09 PM
I'm sorry, but horizontal vaginas are just creepy.
 
2012-05-11 04:27:19 PM
lockers: CygnusDarius: lockers: First step is to ban pillow girlfriends. Before then your simply doomed.

And ban sex robots.

The generation that sees sex bots will be the last. but it will be one hell of a way to go.


Well, we already have seen one model.

www.pollpub.com

/lousy programming, though
 
2012-05-11 04:27:48 PM
There's a very large number of North American guys who would gladly help with this problem.
 
2012-05-11 04:28:27 PM
downstairs: Because 50-ish years of data can project something that's going to happen in friggin' 3011?

That was pretty close to my first train of thought. Mine went more like "So...in a thousand years, there will be no Japanese people...and they're expecting people now to care about this?"
 
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