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(Think Progress)   From the "did he really just say that?" files, Catholic League head Bill Donohue says that he wants the law to "discriminate against all alternative lifestyles", just like Jesus would (w/video)   (thinkprogress.org) divider line 163
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2012-05-11 04:40:32 PM
Oh, and tonight, I'm taking "THE PICTURE", which will immediately be mailed to Bill Donohue



/but I'm not letting the bf send a picture of his junk covered by mary's ornament. I think donohue would like that too much.
 
2012-05-11 05:47:15 PM
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"But at least I won't have gay parents, 'cause that would suck!"
 
2012-05-11 06:16:07 PM
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2012-05-11 06:44:25 PM
Before I opened the article, I knew what this guy was going to look like: no neck, bald, a look on his face like he just ate a lemon, the typical face of white American bigotry writ large. Too stupid to think of himself, too mean to realize other people might just think differently, and so full of hate that his engorged-tick body looks like it's going to explode. He's so repressed that there's no way for him to ever come back from his power trip.

He's a typical sack of shiat that funnels all of his repression--every good moment he had, every real moment he had, every moment he could just be farking and sucking and doing something fun and exciting and interacting with other people and having fun--look at that face, and you see there's none of that. He can bring something up, but it'll be something that plays into his own bigotry, his own bias, his own hatred of humanity in general. And that's what these sex-negative assholes really are. Ignore all the trappings of religion, it's not that. It's that somewhere along the line in this motherfarker's life, something happened, and he never got over it. He never pulled himself up emotionally, dusted himself off, and continued with his life. Instead, he dug in like most idiots do and mistook individuality for being a complete asshole. And that's where he remained for the rest of his life. People like this asshole don't live, they exist. And they always turn to something higher to assert their hatred.

Maybe that's the real problem with America today: it's not religion, it's not even politics, it's just that we have a bunch of bitter assholes who simply cannot function unless they have some sort of power to abuse, simply because they're simply broken human beings who like inflicting pain.
 
2012-05-11 07:02:09 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: Maybe that's the real problem with America today: it's not religion, it's not even politics, it's just that we have a bunch of bitter assholes who simply cannot function unless they have some sort of power to abuse, simply because they're simply broken human beings who like inflicting pain.


So your last client was Rush? I am so sorry.
Good observation.
 
2012-05-11 07:37:07 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: So is Bill Donohue running for president or something? Why are we listening to this lunatic again?


Because, weirdly, all the people of actual relevance and even many of the talking heads have been ornery at most, and many of them have even been outright reasonable for almost a solid week.

The media is having to reach a bit deeper into obscurity to get our daily dose of crazy.
 
2012-05-11 08:36:54 PM

SkinnyHead: mrshowrules: SkinnyHead: mrshowrules: SkinnyHead: Isn't what Donohue said consistent with the Pope's view on the issue of same-sex marriage?

No actually, the Pope's view is that only Catholic marriages are real marriages anyways and divorce is not possible. Government marriage licenses are pretty much meaningless in terms of God's law. You might as well ask the Church what their position is on Fark posting rules.

The Pope believes it is immoral for a Catholic lawmaker to vote for a law that gives legal recognition to same-sex unions.

Citation please?

"When legislation in favour of the recognition of homosexual unions is proposed for the first time in a legislative assembly, the Catholic law-maker has a moral duty to express his opposition clearly and publicly and to vote against it. To vote in favour of a law so harmful to the common good is gravely immoral." ~ Joseph Card. Ratzinger


Hm.

That's Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger. Not Pope Benedict XVI. Views evolve.
 
2012-05-11 09:00:28 PM

nikku88: Screw you Donohue! And to think I used to watch your show. Now the only good thing I can say about you is that I would still bang Connie Chung.


Funny'd, you magnificent bastard.
 
2012-05-11 09:07:17 PM

Egalitarian: quatchi: Anyone ever considered that another reason for the RCC being so against homosexuality is because a lot of their priests are folks who chose to become closeted gay priests who were heroes to their respective Catholic families rather than outcasts scorned for being who they were?

Seriously, normalizing gay folks into society at large cuts into their available staff.

Atheist/Recovering Catholic who thinks about this stuff.


Yes, I think about that too. If you've met Catholic priests, a lot of them trigger the Gaydar but play the game that they're just celibate happy guys. I think a lot of them are getting laid on the downlow. It's just ridiculous.


Yuppo, had that experience a time or two.

/The Gaydar triggering thing not the other.

Come on Catholic Church - open up the priesthood to the people who really should be priests, straight or gay, man or woman.

/child of fallen Catholics.


Been saying that for years.

/Parents are still nominal Catholics but they've stopped dragging me to everything but Midnight Mass at Christmas.
//I mostly go then cos I still get a kick out of it.
 
2012-05-11 10:53:21 PM
I'm Catholic and don't care if you are gay, I'm happy you are comitted to someone. I don't know who Donahoe is but he doesn't speak for me or my church.

Btw I've never met a child rapist. Just guys dedicated to their local church and doing their job. Anyone hurting a child or protecting a child rapist deserves immediate jail and thats a lot better then what Jesus recommended.
 
2012-05-11 11:36:47 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: it's just that we have a bunch of bitter assholes who simply cannot function unless they have some sort of power to abuse, simply because they're simply broken human beings who like inflicting pain.


Truly, we are a generation of men raised by women.
 
2012-05-12 10:07:29 AM

Mad_Radhu: Obligatory:

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Fark-an-A THIS! Cannot be repeated enough. If you claim to be Christian, it pretty farking simple. Jesus preached love and peace, and also mentioned in a dramatic fashion that you should not judge others.
 
2012-05-12 11:17:15 AM
Don't mix this guy in with the rest of us catholics. He's off the deep end.
 
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